02x07 - Hair Today

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oh hello there I'm just reading a letter

here that I got from Uncle Angus MCC

Corbett he comes from Ram I'll read it

to you many people say how similar you

look to me and I agree the look runs in

the Corbett family he sent me a

photograph as well actually I must say I

can see the resemblance apart from one

glaring fact I've still got the full

head of

hair Lu luxurious thick and healthy

who's luxurious thick and healthy

Matthew you're talking about sweep again

no no no it doesn't matter it's not

important soe really it isn't oh well

that may not be important but what I

have to say is um you know you're always

telling us to wash the bath out when we

finished yes yes well you should

Practice What You Preach I've just found

your bath in a terrible State a dirty

ring around it and a plug blocked up

with with what

this what's that is that Mouse is it no

Matthew it's hair hair well who's who's

is it well I'll leave you to work that

out what look at that well it couldn't

possibly be mine could it I mean I would

notice if this had dropped off wouldn't

I oh su's here hello sweep's found a

baby hedgehog you're kidding what oh hey

look he's bringing it up look at this

he's found it just just just a minute

just a minute this isn't a baby hedgehog

this is my hairbrush I've been looking

for that for absolutely ages

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isn't it a hedgehog no it is not a

hedgehog it's a hairbrush look at it

look at it it's a hairbrush what it's

covered in little

hairs amongst the

bristles yeah all right well look that

just go and use the bathroom go on both

of you go and use the bathroom go on

actually there are one or two hairs

amongst the bristles still these can't

hold be mine can they I mean if I'd lost

all of this lot and all this had dropped

out as well that would only be one thing

it would mean that I was going

completely the look runs in the Corbett

family I'm sure Matthew doesn't mean to

be so grumpy just Le's got a few worries

right now like what well he's worried

about his his

hair why well when Matthew was born

sweet he looked rather like this

with a nice pink shiny head with no hair

at

all

then as he grew so did his

hair it got longer and

longer until when it was at his longest

it was right down to his

shoulders what it was Matthew's hair

bright red no silly Billy

what's sweet what's Matthew's problem

well sometimes with men their hair just

sort of um what it just sort of goes and

what's worrying Matthew

is he doesn't want to end

up looking like

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this well soon the boys had a long talk

she told them that she was nipping down

to the shops to get something that would

help Matthew with his little problem

which left suti free to try and help

Matthew in his own special way by making

a magic potion to put on his hair to

make it

grow suti sends sweep off for one of the

ingredients the spell requires seven

centipedes

toenails you've got it said s

now

vush luckily suti had another helper

other than sweep little cousin scampy

who just for once wasn't being naughty

he was returning with the most important

ingredient one pint of

cloud it doesn't look much like a cloud

to me but

wait well done scampy said suti now

fetch me three blue

gooseberries whilst I sprinkle in a

generous helping of oel

dust sweep's got the centipedes

toenails unfortunately they're still

attached to the

centipede ah Here Comes scampy and he's

managed to find some blue gooseberries

that's amazing said suti as he threw

them in not so amazing said cousin

scampy it's straight from a

tin he's painted them

blue ah here's Sweep with the

toenails no no I I think he may have

bitten off more than he can chew poor

old

sweep oh but look all is not lost it's

little cousin scampy to the rescue with

a pair of toenail

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clippers I've got one said scampy I've

got a clipping and he had so suti took

the

clipping and threw it into the

jar now we can say the spell said Su so

they

did Izzy wizzy Plus Nails from creepy

crawlies Let's Get Busy make a mixture

especially or

bales hey wow that seemed like pretty

powerful magic and look what it's done

to the potion said

suti it looks as if the magic worked

they just needed someone to try it on

before telling Matthew The Good

News 5 minutes later and still no

results suti had hoped that sweep's hair

would suddenly start sh**ting up still

the potion had only been on for a couple

of minutes better leave it on a bit

longer said

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suti absolutely under detectable they'll

never see the

join oh hello just reading a silly

magazine huh hi hi Sue what have you

been up to well I've been down the shops

now look Matthew yes can I be frank well

you can be frank if You' like but I

think the name Sue suits you a lot

better oh don't be silly now I want to

talk to you about uh your little problem

S I have got a little problem well I

think you have you're starting to go

thin on top now it doesn't bother me at

all but it obviously worries you so I've

bought you something which I think will

help you to stop

worrying you brought you brought

something for me yes Matthew well that's

very kind of you sue what is it and

where is it well it's in the bag down

there down where oh this bag it's this

bag down here oh so this is wonderful

this is absolutely marvelous I mean this

is ideal I mean nobody will even notice

my problem now will they I mean this is

wonderful thank you so much there's no

need for sarcasm Matthew I'm only doing

my best what that's gratitude for you

well I hope the rest of his hair

blooming well falls out and his beard oh

dear I think I must have upset Sue

actually I wonder what this looks like

there's a mirror down

here that's that's quite attractive

really oh hi City why am I wearing the

silly

wig never mind never mind the silly wig

can you talk to me about my hair well

everybody else seems to be talking about

my hair what do you want to say you

think you got the answer he says he

think she a spell book what's that you

made a magic potion a magic is that the

magic potion what what am I supposed to

do with that then put it on my head what

this stuff put it on my just a minute

how do I know something Dreadful isn't

going to happen oh you put up on sweep 5

minutes ago and he's still all right is

he well I suppose uh anything's worth

the try isn't it all right here he goes

I'll this on the hair I mean not that I

am actually you know going thin or

anything but uh I'm just doing it to

humor Su really I'll put this on my hair

see whether it works cuz I'm

good-hearted really I'm only doing it

for him oh I better put a towel over my

head stop it going on my shirt hang on

let me put this towel over here like

that right okay just got to wait

now oh hi sweet hi what are we doing

well just developed a new magic po so I

just smeared it all over my head sweet

swe you're totally

bald which

means that I'm

probably totally bored I am I'm totally

bored s what something's gone wrong with

the spell you're not kidding something's

gone wrong with this spell which spell

did you do use which let me have a look

at it be like a boiled egg that one that

one that was one just a minute that's a

wrong spell that's a spell for making

somebody Bal not curing

it what should we do well I don't know

what are we going to do s really

apparently it tells you how to reverse

the spell at the back of the book why

didn't you tell that straight away can

have a look at this sweet it's there

look there it is there it is to reverse

the spell yeah now to reverse the spell

get a hair from a totally Bal

man is that it yes it says to reverse

the spell get a hair from a totally bald

man oh goodness me what are we going to

do let's tell him

sweep find a totally Bal

man come on quick there's no time to be

lost

morning sweet but listen not sweet this

is ridiculous we've been here for 2

hours and we haven't seen one totally

Bal

Man Apart from me well You' got no CA to

speak have you anyway after the spell

must have meant somebody other than us

to otherwise it would have actually what

look what

out a totally ball M you're right hey

you know who that is that is Duncan

goodu the famous gold medalist swim

up he's also famous for being totally

bald he's our man

come on sweep let's go and get a

hair excuse me excuse me stop stop stop

uh you're dunin good you aren't you oh

that's right yes I'm Matthew hi what can

I do for you well uh I've seen you on

the television and I've uh I've seen you

swimming and I think that you are

totally bald pardon oh sorry no no no no

not bald not Bal at all you are

brilliant not bald you are brilliant

totally brilliant well thank you and I

was wondering if you if you would uh I

was wondering if you would

uh if you'd like a sweet that's it if

you would like a sweet this is my friend

sweep and he's got the sweets oh thank

you excuse me do you like the red ones

yes well there is one red Suite but it's

right at the bottom of the bag you'll

have to bend down and look for it oh

well thank you they're always at the

back hang on got it there's the little

rascal

right

okay look look sweep I need more time I

can't I can't find a single

hair what am I meant to be looking at um

I thought I saw a Baldhead what no not a

Baldhead a baldheaded eagle a baldheaded

eagle must have escaped from the zoo

he's talking to you oh hello

sweet do you want My Autograph oh yeah

here I've got a photograph I need

somewhere to rest it though down there

down there okay too

sweet yeah good luck love Duncan good

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H right look sweet I need more time I

can't find a single hair the laces go

through the laces the laces what am I

meant to be looking at uh nothing really

it's just a those two cars goodness me

that was a closely shaved head

no it wasn't no no no no no no that was

a close shave not a closely shaved head

sorry another sweet look I've had enough

sweet I really got to go on my way can't

what why laces laces laces ah look at

that thank

you oh h on a second I thought there was

something funny going on what are you

two up to all all right all right it's a

fair cop dunk let me try and explain you

see us three we are all in the same boat

except that him and I we've got to try

and find a hair from a totally bold man

ah the spell oh you know about the spell

of course I do I've been waiting for

years for somebody to come and look for

a hair to reverse that spell well

they're going to have a hard job with

you I mean you haven't even got any

hairs on your eyebrows have you

no not one

anywhere uh he says so you can't give us

a hair that's where you're

wrong one

hair yeah all right Sue as it happens I

don't think it's very funny as a matter

of fact as comedians go I think Duncan

goody you makes a very good hairdresser

what you don't know what's gone wrong

what do you mean you don't know what's

well we done everything that the spell

ask yes I realize that we've even got a

hair from a totally Bal man he hasn't

done us any good though has it nobody's

a lovely creature Matthew well who is

Duncan goody you no the

hair he's got something around his neck

yeah it's a little message Barrel just a

minute just a minute there's a there's a

message in it a

little it's a magic message hang on I'll

read it to you look if you wish things

were the way they were then travel

through the Looking Glass to a time when

there was hair and plenty of fur in the

Noto distant past well Looking Glass

means mirror so let's have a look shall

we yeah look at that look at that that's

earlier on today that's me there oh

you're there as well sweet and you as

well Su so what else did the message say

it said travel through the Looking Glass

come on boys this is our chance to go

back in time and alter the way things

turned out ready one 2 3 through we go

if I'd lost all of this lot and all this

had dropped out as well that would only

mean one thing it would mean that I was

going

completely the look runs in the Corbett

family most peculiar feeling Su Sweep

come back up here come up here no don't

don't go away Sue can you come and join

us wherever you are I had the most

peculiar thing just happened I don't

want you to go to the bathroom I want

you to stay here cuz I want to talk to

you to listen it really doesn't matter

you know whether you have a full head of

hair or whether you've got no hair at

all because the most important thing is

to be happy the way you are and if that

means being a little bit uh thin on top

then so be it you know bald can be

beautiful we agree Matthew we like you

just the way you are oh thank you very

much s we don't care about the state

your hair is in

really we don't mind it's

or that's very

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kind well perhaps it is a

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little that's nice to hear

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Sue I certainly won't S no need to sh

or

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your I promise I won't tell them

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Sue I'll remember Sue tell them

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again there is no

doubt we don't care your

your

is

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your's It's Time to Say Goodbye so it is

byebye everybody

byebye what it used to be well it isn't

really what you you must get depressed

that's being D all right I won't get

depressed around

will see what will we see Su sometimes

is the final

love that's true it's a hair brush get

what

your I'll try to control myself Sue no

to sh

or your

is you're right Sue tell him go on cuz

can be beautiful that's what we all

always say

remember

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it's your hair is falling we don't your

hair is falling we don't your hair is

falling byebye

everybody bye-bye everybody

on