02x02 - Honking Nose

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well it's early in the morning but not

too early for Sue to be up and about and

making herself useful goodness me it's

surprising how dirty things get this

little spring clean is well

overdue spring cleaning eh suti also is

doing some spring cleaning or cleaning

Springs to be more

precise you silly

bear uh soty was that you making that

noise

there it is again did you hear

it do you think you'd better go and find

out what is making

it well what a strange thing to happen

still I can't let a little honking noise

stop my

cleaning a multi honk and it's getting

closer it's coming from in

there oh it was you sweep all the time

you had me worried there how how did you

make that silly noise what sweet touch

your nose okay here goes

oh you hon sweep or rather your nose did

let me do it

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again oh Su there you are it was sweep

all the time or father sweeps Hooter

which was doing all the

honking oh yes S have a

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go this is amazing we'd better go and

tell Matthew come

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on good morning normally when you see me

my face is full of smiles I'm always

happy and jolly people say ah look here

comes that Jolly Matthew the cheerful

cheeky chappie well no longer because

I'm afraid I'm tired of constantly

grinning like a chesher cat I feel like

a children's television presenter I'm

fed up of doing silly things well from

now on things are going to change I am

going to be serious no more silly things

okay no more silly things I'm oh hi S I

was just telling the boys and girls no

more silly things I'm finished with

things like that what do you want you

like to press my nose of course go ahead

he's just going to press my nose hang on

Matthew what is it so Matthew what's

happening so she just pressing my nose

what are you doing that for that's a

really silly thing to do what is all

this nose pressing business anyway you

want to see if my Hooter goes honk don't

be ridiculous nobody's Hooter goes honk

ah you're wrong there Matthew what do

you mean Sue well I'm here to tell you

that sweep has a hooa that most

definitely honks well I don't believe it

sue well here's your chance to find out

because he's here

oh hi hi sweep hi sweep would you mind

if I um would you mind if I pressed your

nose no okay here goes

ready it's true you have a ghost He

press his nose go

on it's amazing just a minute let's

starty it

again finishing off

Sue well that it's a dog with a Hooter

that goes honk for a Honker that goes

hoot how did this happen sweet you don't

know I know but when will it go away

Matthew well I don't know sir I mean it

could be here to stay yeah well I really

don't know sweep I mean you could have

this for the rest of your life yes for

Life

what you wish it would go away well it

might go away sweep look go and use the

bathroom all three of you forget all

about it and perhaps it will go away go

on all three of you use the bathroom oh

and sweet come back here listen I must

say uh you are a

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hoot you try pressing my my nose

suy no mine doesn't make a sound I

better check yours again kneel

down no not a squeak it's only sweep's

nose which does it aha there you are

sweep is the Hooter still

honking you don't know oh honk him suty

kneel down

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sweet oh yes it's still going like a

Gooden I wonder how we could stop

it well that's an idea SU stay where you

are sweep now kneel down Su says we

could try and scrub the honk away now

give it a good scrub okay that's it rub

it my

goodness oh now a

mop oh well that's a good scrub that

should have got rid of the horrible

honking try it

suty oh Deary me it sounds just the

same does it look the same of course go

and check in the mirror if you don't

believe

me go on check

it I meant what I said earlier you know

about not doing any more silly things

which is why suti and sweep and Sue are

on their best behavior we're going to

forget all about honking noses we just

going have a normal breakfast like a

normal family okay right agreed good

okay start

cheers sweet I said no more honking now

don't do

anything you didn't do anything well of

course you did something you went honk

you must have touched your nose you

didn't well if you didn't something else

must have done Su did you honk sweep's

nose you sure Sue have you been playing

with sweep's nose certainly not well

somebody must have done it and it wasn't

me it must have been Mr Nobody all right

just just forget it don't let it happen

again all right

cheers I'll pretend I didn't hear that

sweet

cheers I'll pretend I didn't hear that

as well

cheers I heard

that he's doing it on its own of course

it is pull the other one it's got bells

on your ear rang Sue pull his other ear

pull his other ear oh dear Matthew it

seems he's got a ringing in his ears he

certainly has let me check your ears swe

they're all right Sue can I check your

ears sweet come here I want to check

your nose again

nose Sue can you pull his other

ear this is incredible you're the only

person in the whole world with this with

this this complaint if you could call it

that what's the matter that's not true

why have other people got

you heard the Milkman going honk this

morning really she's right Matthew I

heard a honking very early this morning

as well then I had no idea and the paper

boy went honk as well yes and he made a

ringing noise Matthew but I thought it

was his bicycle Bell really so other

people have got this this whatever it is

but the question is how many sweep I

think that you and I have got some

investigating to do come on let's go

outside what you join us oh yes and me

Matthew uh no no no no no I want you two

to stay here because if this is a

disease I don't want you two catching it

only two people are going to venture

outside and that's me and

him well here we are in the shopping

center sweep I must say everything looks

normal enough you know there's only one

way to find out whether other people's

Hooters are going honk what's that

better go and press a few noses come

on hello there hello what's your name

Paul Nicholas farell Paul Nicholas

farell you do you know who this is sweep

it's sweep say hello to Paul

sweep hi Paul listen Paul uh we've got a

little bit of a problem because we just

discovered that sweep has got a hooting

Honker or honking Hooter one of the two

and we were wondering do you want to

press sweep's nose and see whether it

Hoots press his nose you see it does

doesn't it goes hoot pull his ear pull

his

ear ringing ears and we were wondering

if we could um well I know this sounds a

bit silly but uh can we press your nose

do you mind sweet press his nose press

it it does go hoot do it

again that's amazing do a pattern on it

go

on yes fantastic do you want to pull his

ear can we try pulling your ear pull his

ear sweet pull his ear it rings just

like yours that's amazing isn't it did

you hear those going hoot and ringing

you did that's surprising isn't it what

should we do now we

what can we go and see some more some

more what noses noses come on then let's

go and see some more bye Paul it's

amazing

it well sweet there's no shortage of

noses around here are there oh there's

some funny ones look at that one that's

a huge one have you seen that it's just

like mine don't be cheeky that's an

interesting nose as well I wonder what

sort of annoys that

look at that that man's got a a mouse

underneath his nose no it's not it's a

mustache look at that lady over there

she's got an interesting nose I wonder

if that goes honk or hoot tell me what

you stay here I'll go and ask the lady

if I can press her nose don't move oh

sweep uh behave

yourself excuse me excuse me I couldn't

help but notice that you've got a nose

each you know one in the middle of your

face each and my friend over there

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friends want bear if I could just just

for a moment just check and see whether

your FS go H is that possible it's all

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right I think she misunderstood she

didn't want me to hoot her Honker at all

sweep there's somebody who won't mind

having their nose pressed come on oh

look a little doggy who's

this it's your friend label well she

certainly is very friendly what do you

want to do with her then

you want to honk a nose label label let

me try and honk your nose you do it

sweep go on Honk a nose go

on he does go home do it again hang on

label you're right sweet now what should

we do let's go and have a look at a few

more noes shall we all right bye label

come

on hi boys we've got a question to ask

you ask it

sweep can we press your noses yeah do

you mind sweep press his nose go on

press it no no no no sweep's got to

press you your nose press

it it does go honk can we press your

nose it does you press his nose go on

you see yours honks well it can you hear

these honks no you can't but you can

what what should we do now

sweep get him to ring your ears ring his

ear go on ring his ear oh that's don't

pull him out of the box do you want to

ring his ear can we have your ear bring

it around here around here I'll do it

I'll do it y that rings

that was a big hoot will you press his

nose oh that was a good one ring his

ears pull his

ears sweep this is

Amy would you touch your nose Amy can

you press sweep's nose press his

nose what a loud noise can sweep press

your nose you don't mind you that was a

loud noise as well did you hear that

yeah you did hear it sure I couldn't

hear anything let me just try the uh

did you hear that that was amazing a

kiss give me a

kiss Amy touch your own nose touch your

nose did you hear that one can you touch

sweep's

nose that was brilliant just ring his

ear ring his

ear sweet you touch his nose push your

nose forward push your nose forward Push

It Forward push it

forward that was a good

one look at that nose it's a beauty

let's go and honk it shall we come on

good afternoon officer we've been

standing over there admiring your um

admiring your uh well admiring your nose

actually and sweep's got a question to

ask you go on

sweep he says can he honk your Hooter

you're my guest thank

you thank you sorry about the

Hat surely you're exaggerating Matthew

not every everybody's Hooter honked so

I'm not kidding everybody out there had

a Hooter that went honk and what's even

more strange is all the people out there

none of them could actually hear the

noise that their hoo is making well what

on Earth could be causing all these

strange things to happen Matthew I don't

know Sue it's almost as if as if a magic

spell had been cast Over everybody

anyway what have you two been doing

whilst we've been out su's written a

song has she what is this it you written

this to yes hey it looks very good that

come on we'll players on the piano come

on come on come and join us hi s we'll

join in and play along with you if

that's all right okay that's absolutely

fine so we're going to play this song

and it's called the dog with the nose

that went honk Sue wrote it and it

features Sue and suti playing sweeps

nose and his ears and I'll sing the

words and it goes like

this stand by okay this is the

introduction are you ready you three

here we go if I only knew someone who

could make a honking noise that would be

just

swell but I also require someone to make

the sound of a

bell as

well now this may sound rather odd but I

have to insist it's a dog I don't want

to be bitten but the song I have written

is the dog with the nose at went honk so

far so good well done you're playing

very nicely tonight sweep stand by verse

number one here we go this dog had a

nose that went

honk he also had ears that

rang honking and ringing knock spots off

his singing it's

true very nice song sue the sound of his

conk was

superb he had music in his ears

with pulling and poking I'm serious not

joking with

you okay the middle bit cuz everyone

loved his

honking and everyone loved his

ears whereever he went all the people

would stand up and

cheer the dog with the

nose well done okay how she know sweep

all right you're honking well

this dog had a nose for

Success he also had a musical

ear well a manager got him but it was

talent that shot him to

fame the beat was supplied by his

nose the pulse was a tug on the

ears when concerts were given the Rhythm

would drive them insane okay the middle

bit again now and everyone loved his

honking and everyone loved his

ears wherever he went all the people

would stand up and

cheer the dog with the

nose the dog with the

nose the dog with the

nose the big finish the dog with the

nose

well done that was very very good oh s

nearly forgot to tell you on my way back

in I found this on the Garden Path your

magic one be careful with this they're

very powerful magic ones you know what

sweet you got a little

confession it's about S as magic wand

what is it

sweet you were playing with this this

morning really you waved

it and something

happened your nose

honked and so did the Milkman and the

paper Boys by any chance sweet yes and

everybody downtown by any chance sweet

yes you see I was right they did all

have a magic spell cast on them with

this thing tell you what can I use this

magic one and try and lift that magic

spell can I say the magic words with us

Izzy wizzy Let's Get Busy ready after

three 1 2 3

Izzy wizzy Let's Get

Busy fingers crossed let me test your

nose it's honkus honkas let me pull your

ears not a ring while you're a very

lucky boy let that be a lesson to you

they're very powerful these things hey

look at the time it's your bedtime come

on off you go to bed go on he really is

extremely lucky as sweep not not to what

what

sweep you're glad you don't honk yes so

am I although it does make playing this

song A little bit difficult doesn't it I

mean I can't make the noises can I my

notes doesn't go honk look if

I sweep did you make a noise

then it was me wasn't

it oh no the

is I've caught it Su Sue come up here

look every time I press my nose it's

going honk and every time

I it was you you little rascals you made

me think we better say goodbye byebye

everybody byebye you are naughty I've

decided that being silly is quite a good

thing to do

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