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01x48 - Sand Sculptures!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x48 - Sand Sculptures!

Post by bunniefuu »

oh hello there i'm just making the

breakfast morning sue hi oh hello there

any sign of the boys yet no richard

there being a right pair of lazy bones

are you awake

well i can't hear anyone walking about

i said i can't hear anyone walking about

well i can only hear one of you

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come on get a move on

are you out of bed yet

is awake

well go and wake him up

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and anyway you two are late for

breakfast and if i don't get a move on

i'm gonna be late for work as well mr

slater's give me a very important job

today

huh what job ah today i'm the beach

warden which means i'm in charge of

everything that happens on the beach oh

we could help you with that couldn't we

boys

well i'm not sure

you won't be any trouble

well no i'm sorry but this is a very

responsible grown-ups job which is why

mr slater's picked me to do it

right i must go have a lovely day

bye-bye

oh

i'd have loved a day on the beach

what's that city

why don't we go and have fun on the

beach anyway

yes come on boys let's get packing

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here we are open for business

perfect you know sometimes i amaze

myself

don't bite me boy

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hey what a beautiful day good sunbathe

yes soju we should read some sun lounges

from that hut over there oh good idea

come on then

hello

service hello good morning what can i

morning richard

what a glorious day

what are you lot doing here

you thought you'd come and have some fun

on the beach oh did you well as long as

you don't get up to any tricks or i'll

be in trouble with mr slater oh go on

richard you won't even know we're here

you'll be as good as gold oh

all right then what do you want city

can you hire a sun lounger

go on then

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oh boys don't take the bottom lounger

take the top lounger

hey boys looks like richard's been

lounging about

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can you have your ball back please

oh it's your ball is it

well just be careful

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can you have your ball back please

well i'm afraid boys on this occasion

the answer is no

yes no i am running this beach for mr

slater and this ball is confiscated

yes confiscated

you'll have to do something else go and

play on the bouncy castle

go on

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what city

you fancy an ice cream

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that should cool us down

then we can do some more bouncing

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can we have our ice creams back please

oh so they're your ice creams are they

yes surprise surprise well i'm sorry but

i am running this beach and these ice

creams are confiscated

yes confiscated

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sorry about our friend richard he's in

there covered in ice cream i think he's

just cooling off

what did you say to me

how's my sculpture coming on

very well thank you

why don't you come and have a look

this is a great sand sculpture isn't it

boy yes if i get a chance to finish it

it's richard to stop chucking ice cream

at me

you like to build a sand sculpture oh

that's a fantastic idea i think

richard's got some buckets and spades at

the beach hut let's go and ask him

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it's you lot is it hmm hey i hope that

man's not too angry with me what do you

want anyway

buckets and spades

you're gonna build a sand sculpture

you've got no chance and anyway we all

know that i am the sand sculpture expert

around here rubbish

what you want city prove it

uh well uh

i'd love to but i'm running the beach

and i'll get in trouble with mr slater

don't be silly

mr slater would be very pleased i mean

if you built an amazing sand sculpture

for everyone to see

come on mr expert let's see what you can

do

all right you're on let's see who can

build the best sand sculpture hooray

hey come on boys let's do it

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do

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oh

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perfect

you know what i mean

you think that's funny to you

well

if it's a water fight you want then

game on get some of this

who's running this

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now that's what i call running the beach

bye bye everybody bye bye

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you