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01x39 - Down the Drain!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x39 - Down the Drain!

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

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oh hello there

sorry about the mess

mr slater's put me in charge of opening

his new picnic area and sweet for

helping me get the flower beds ready how

you getting on boys

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always sweep those flowers are supposed

to be planted in the ground not on your

head

come on boys get busy

oh

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huh

[Laughter]

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can you come and help me please

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right sweet what i need you to do is

sprinkle these sunflower seeds into the

flower beds then we'll give them a

little drink with a hose pipe we can

head off for lunch off you go

oh that's very good right now let's give

them a drink so go and turn on the tap

okay

don't turn on the tape

have you turned it on yet

you think so what do you mean you think

so there's nothing coming out

[Music]

i know it's on now oh

let's water the sunflower seeds

you can turn it off now

[Music]

my nose is all wet yes i squirted myself

with a hose pipe

all right all right sausage brain

i'll go and get myself a towel

hmm

[Music]

[Applause]

what's the matter sweet

it was a giant sunflower

no no it wasn't we've only just planted

the seeds imagine if a giant sunblock

hang on a minute

i knew it i knew it with a magic wand

oh

look instead of playing tricks why don't

you help me and sweet water these seeds

[Music]

oh my goodness get rid of it

could he do something

i think that's enough watering

[Music]

that's enough

put your spades in the ground and i'll

see you back in the caravan for lunch go

on

[Music]

this time there was no magic to blame oh

no sweep spade has just burst through

the underground water pipe

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uh

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oh a calm day so far

ah

why are you so dirty

problems with the water

[Music]

oh

no

oh

no

is your shower working all right boys

mine's just stopped working i can't get

any water the taps aren't working here

either richard oh dear

[Music]

there must be a simple explanation

sorry

what's that the pipes must be blocked we

should call for a plumber hey you could

be right yes yes yes a plumber will have

this sorted in no time hey see if you

can find one on the internet sue right

oh now and here we are richard

call the experts little drip plumbing oh

great job sue right here we go

hello is that little drip plumbing hello

yes it's richard from slater's holiday

park we seem to have a problem with our

water pipes we send someone over

straight away oh that's fantastic bye

no need to worry about a thing the

plumbers will be here any second oh

hello

oh no you're the little drips are you

you're experts

you're gonna fix the blockage and how

are you going to do that exactly

watch out what you're doing with that

thing

what's that that'll sort it out well i'm

going to sort you two out if you don't

get that thing out of here

[Music]

i'm going to regret this aren't i

[Music]

[Music]

city says izzy wizzy let's get fizzy

this brush will shift what's stopping

the water says city

if only he could see the trouble it was

causing at the other end

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huh

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yes

thank you

[Applause]

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it as long as sweet doesn't mess things

up he can be such a sausage brain yes i

know

i mean when it comes to plumbing he's

not so much a little drip as a big dream

what are those boys doing now this

shouldn't be here right

i want a word with you two plumbing

experts there's still no water anywhere

yes there is what do you mean yes there

is

over there

oh no the picnic area

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this was why we didn't have any water

your spate must have cut through the

pipe when you put it down

you'll fix it go on then mr

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now what are we expert do we can't open

the picnic area in there

excuse me i wanna come clean your water

park water park yeah the water park how

much simply no this isn't a water park

some of the pipes have been broken

there you go come on kids nice one

something

this isn't a water pump

[Applause]

you've heard the news

it was a really good idea of mine to

turn the picnic area into a water park

it could be a promotion in the pipeline

bye

if only he knew

bye bye everybody

[Music]

bye