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01x38 - Senior Sootini and Sweepachino

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x38 - Senior Sootini and Sweepachino

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[Music]

hello there oh i'm just off to deliver

all these leaflets to all the other

caravans it's mr slater's new

money-making scheme it's a pizza

delivery service so it's another busy

day for me

hello everyone and welcome to the finest

fashion show in the world and now we're

about to see my new autumn collection

what have you done to her

beards and boots indeed get it off

and now our next lady who i'm told will

be out of this world

[Music]

sweep sweet what are you doing

[Music]

out of this world

yes but painting her green to make her

look like an alien is not what i wanted

you to talk

and now

the grand finale of the sioux collection

please welcome one of the most beautiful

women in the world

modelling stunning swimwear

oh a gorilla in a bikini

youtube boys you just don't take fashion

seriously

unlike my hero look look

valentino do prado world famous fashion

designer

oh if only i could be like him

well we're open for

will be an order business

hello slater's pizza deliveries oh mr

slater yes the telephone lines are now

open they better be quality pizzas or

i'll get the sack but

oh he's gone

actually i'm not worried because i have

hired two fantastic italian chefs to

cook the pizzas oh yes only senor

sautini and his assistant sweet paccino

they should be here any minute now

[Music]

oh no

it's you is it

you're experts

experts well i hope you too know what

you're doing

now where's my pizza delivery girl so

so oh

you look really nice in your uniform

no i don't i'm a disaster darling i mean

look at this hat it's so last year

i can design a much better outfit if you

just like to look at my fashion magazine

then i can show

sue maybe later right now you've got a

very important job you've got pizzas to

deliver what can be more important than

fashion

now boys let's get this straight do you

actually know how to work this pizza

making machines

would i like a demonstration

go on then impress me

[Music]

[Music]

oh our first customer

hello slater's pizza deliveries one ham

and pineapple certainly sir you better

get making the pizzas

hello status pizza deliveries six

pepperonis so do you better get making

those pizzas as quick as you can

hello slater's pizza deliveries

through hawaiians whole city you better

get busy

[Music]

sweet what are you doing down there

getting up you're supposed to be putting

the pizzas in the boxes

sausage brain

we can't use those now sweet we'll just

have to make some more we've just

had an order for another 12 pizzas hello

hello slater's pieces deliberately

forehand pineapple

quick city get a move on we need those

pizzas double quick hello status pizza

delivery what's that four meat feasts

yes no problem hello sweet speech

delivery six chicken special to the

veggies

hello space delivery hello

hello

[Music]

has to put up with anything like this

hello valentino speaking

i know you want to know where i am but i

i not tell you

i cannot take depression no more

i come on holiday to come away from the

fashion world

no i'm not tell you

it's very important you will never find

me

they will never find me here

[Music]

right city let's get these pizzas

delivered really quickly so they don't

get cold oh what's this then

it's a super fast pizza delivery machine

how does it work

[Music]

this is very interesting

[Music]

thank you hey sushi that's brilliant

right the next order is for six pizzas

at caravan 34.

[Music]

[Applause]

six pizza sweep

this is very clever city

six pizzas we need sweep

[Music]

it's important not to overload the

machine is it well we should be all

right with six pizzas

[Music]

turn it on

[Music]

oh where are they we've got pizzas to

make there's only one thing for it i'll

have to do it myself right uh what do we

need uh sausages that'll be good cheese

very important for a pizza tomato there

we are oh let's just put it all in right

here we go

let's get busy

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

oh thank goodness that thing stopped

mamma mia these are incredible

i must find out who make this um why is

that they are fantastic

look i think going to be a real hit this

season

i think a real must a must more like a

thin crust

wait a minute

i don't believe it

you're valentino do prodo

this is not important i must find out

who is the designer of this beautiful

hat

did you there is no doubt about the

young lady you have a bigger future in

the world of fashion

i don't know what's wrong with this

pizza machine maybe i've not put enough

ingredients in that could be it because

you can never have too much of a good

thing

right now let's really crank it up

[Music]

magnifico these are fantastic i think

this had to be a real sensation

i said i'd be an international fashion

designer one day oh i i love it he had

such a great design but uh i think this

suit is too much suit what suit i didn't

make a suit

looks like dinner's on richard

it'll look like he could use a little

pizza and a choir

bye bye everybody

bye bye

[Music]

bye