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01x25 - Santa's Presents

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x25 - Santa's Presents

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hello there

oh hello there Mr Slater's put us in

charge of the hook a duck stall today

and it's thirsty work cool we've

certainly been busy yes Richard we've

only won prize left

yeah what is it it's a Jack In The Box

now don't fiddle with it

we've told you not to fiddle with it

anyway what are we going to do about

this lack of prizes

yes your latest invention will fix

it it's in the tool shed a teddy bear

making machine a teddy bear making

teddies what a clever idea sotty well

maybe but we need to get cleaned up

first come on then

oh good afternoon I was wondering what

toys could be won on your Stall oh none

at the moment sir but come back soon

because we're going to make some teddy

bears oh Teddy Bears you say oh that's

absolutely marvelous

oh you've got a Jack In The Box have you

little doggy

oh that's lovely

oh dear me I'll come back later to see

the teddy bears and who knows if they're

good you might be dripping with offers a

stripping with me

come on you Lord we've got teddies to

make ready Teddy go

right then g*ng do we all know what

we're doing yes I'm in charge of putting

on the eyes and noses and sweets in

charge of stuffing

you gotta start stuffing now

hey and we're in charge of gluing

[Music]

we'll have to go

[Music]

what kind of Teddy should we make well

how about ones just like you after

all everybody loves you oh that's a

great idea City sweet come down here

please we need to take such this

measurements yes here right hold on to

that then so we can take the

measurements

you're about to meet your wife

what are you doing over there

I told you to take the measurements yes

but not into the garden give it back

here right just hold it against

your tummy and we'll get some accurate

measurements this time right what have

you been putting on weight chip

get out of this go back to your stuffing

on hey we need to get the material for

gluing all right

oh yes that is the perfect match fetch

the gluing machine all right here it is

right let's turn it on that's it

seems to be coming out

um

[Music]

get that off your head sausage brain

well you've got plenty of glue on that

material now come on let's put it in the

machine

[Music]

we're ready to make the first teddy bear

what happened there

a slime technical hitch he'll fix it

you fixed it

[Music]

quick Boys The Machine's on fire Turf is

off so see do some things

don't don't do that

let's see what sort of teddy bear we've

made oh look at it it's like a piece of

coal

try it again oh all right turn the

machine on

oh that's better no it's over to my

Creature Feature machine to give it some

eyes and a nose Okay Sue pop in the eyes

there we go let's pop that in there as

well on with the lid and turn on the

machine here we go

[Music]

oh dear it's just a load of eyes

there's only one thing that'll fix this

what

teamwork

[Music]

they're missing just one thing

what is easy

magic wands right let's get these to the

hooker duck stall straight away

[Music]

fancy that I've never seen this stall as

busy and it's all thanks to your tennis

City Mr Slater's gonna be so happy yes

you're right these are the finest

teddy bears I've ever seen

how do I know your name well I make it

my business to learn the names of people

who are kind to children I wonder if you

could help me your toy making ability is

precisely what I need I mean I'm a toy

maker myself but time is against me I'm

not getting any younger so I need you to

help me complete my orders

oh thank you but what's your name why

haven't you guessed no perhaps this will

help How does it go City yes of course

itsy wizzy let's get busy

[Music]

[Music]

where are we and why are we dressed like

this I'm not sure it looks like we're at

the North Pole and at Christmas who is

that old man what's that something you

think it could be Father Christmas

welcome to my humble home

this is where I make all the toys for

all the boys and girls throughout the

world

[Music]

so do you want City to make tennis for

your father Christmas well all in good

time you can have some fun now if you

like after all it is Christmas and we

can't have Christmas without snow all

together

[Applause]

everyone's snow

let's play

snow has come in time for Christmas look

around it's everywhere thanks to

and his magic he's our favorite teddy

bear and she wishes what you say every

day is Christmas Day a party never ends

[Music]

for you

[Music]

lots of fun for everyone

[Music]

for everyone

[Music]

oh hey

thank you my friends I could never have

got Christmas ready without you I mean

Sochi you really are the very best teddy

bear in the whole world and as you've

been so good and kind to me I got you

each a present here

and now to get you safely home shall we

do this together yes

let's get busy

[Music]

wake up g*ng I think we must have dozed

off

an extraordinary dreams so did I what

are these presents doing here

this one's for me and oh

a New Dress I'm gonna try it on right

now

one for you

[Music]

it is a new bones

[Music]

oh you look lovely Sue what have you got

sweetie

oh

golden magic one icon thinking I've seen

that before somewhere me too do you know

I think it's Mr Slater that got us these

presents to thank us for all the hard

work that we did on the stall what an

unexpected surprise

you're right Richard what an unexpected

surprise

Jack in the Box well it's closing time

but it's a present for me to you I'm

going to treat you all to fish and chips

come on

[Music]

bye bye everybody bye bye

[Music]

thank you