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02x22 - Planet Professor Professor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x22 - Planet Professor Professor

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

hey we really stung those space

wasps are we there yet oh professor

professor I need our re-entry

Vector w w

quickly yes yes yes I'm I'm working on

it car six take a two uh divide by the

square root of Pi multiply by the cosine

of the multi to stop working so

hard who that's better Anita your

reentry Vector

is vetor waveforms fed

in

woohoo congratulations team for rescuing

me from the waspy alien thingies no one

is rescued until these prison caps have

been

removed oh few thanks professor

professor I stole the release codes from

their

computer thanks it's getting

itchy oh whatever this nasty helmet is

going to do it's about to do it now get

it off

then get on with it man St have you

forgotten the unlock code me forget

don't make me

laugh it's only 60 numbers then did I

ever forget something so who are

you oh

boy things don't look good for me if the

worst should happen then you'll need a

name to remember me by oh please don't

think like that that's all right as you

know for reasons of security my name is

changed daily today you may call me oh

dippy dippy dippy

[Laughter]

DBS

oh I'm being turned into a plant

fascinating watch the unlock code I

don't remember

dby dos someone's trying to Signal us

who are they we don't know where are

they we don't know that either what are

they saying oh that we don't know patch

it through forever under 10 of D Dash I

recognize that it's the Twisted plans of

a Madman bent on world Conquest no a

report on volcanoes I did in the third

grade Ray run a voice recognition scan

Roo twice the velocity of an excited

electron twice the velocity of an

excited electron twice the velocity of

an excited electron The Voice belongs to

professor

professor me I'm patching through a weak

video signal now 10.4 3.1 7.8

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p and that's the beginning of the unlock

code bits of my memory are on that

planet I need that unlock code readings

indicate the signal is coming from

somewhere inside this building but an

entire planet can't be in this building

we're tracking the signal as I

[Music]

speak hello the planet's orbiting your

head okay okay just let me twidle the

focus and

[Music]

wow oo my diagnosis is brain seage the

pressure I have been under has squeezed

a portion of my vast knowledge into

orbit around my own head a sort of

Planet professor professor

precisely are you trying to tell me that

the unlock code is on a tiny planet

circling your head yes dby dub well get

it back

I'm turning into an

orchid and I suffer from hay fever but

how can we go to a planet the size of of

nothing this my shrinky shrinky r g*n

okay that makes

sense you must return before this Ray

wears off and you become full size

again good luck Little

Friends hey those Hills look like the

top of Professor professor's head wa the

whole place is professor professor IED

look

[Applause]

[Music]

oh

boy hi there little professor professor

cat neurons gain mats when exposed to

x-ray great wow that little guy is a

nugget of Professor professor's memory

poor p Neons gain mess then Expos the X

hey don't do that

[Music]

Victor thanks

Anita get us out of here quick I there's

too many of

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

them whoever you are are you still alive

yes we're still alive but not for long

there they're after us of course only I

can survive on planet

me I am coming to save

[Music]

you it's going pretty well don't you

think look ooh my own world professor

professor Anita and oh Victor the name's

Victor there was a major earthquake just

now did you cause it no yes without my

head this planet has nothing to fly

around how could I forget this would

happen hello have

you found the unlock code yet not yet

hang on in there dby dby dby

dos that's enough

Oh look The Little

[Music]

me and who is this handsome little

fellow CA simulating visibility by

modulating refracted light really I

didn't know that stand up and let me

have a look at you quar reflect light

yes now I

remember there's a hole in

the seat of my tuxedo pants yeah yeah

I've got it each little me holds a

single piece of my memory and when I

touch a little me I remember that piece

but which one has the unlock

code Anita's doing your accent so are

you oh no my remarkable DNA has begun to

convert you into more of me ah we have

to work fast indeed we must whoever you

are

Victor maybe this one remembers who I am

catch you know Dolphins would write

Splendid poetry If Only They had hands

sorry

next Uncle Harry's birthday is the ninth

of March

cool

catch ah so's that that's how you change

a light

bulb

hello I'm starting to

pollinate don't worry we'll find the

unlock code

soon ooh I like

cheese Ray fertilizer and a bag of mulch

now coming right

up yeah get

along I'm a volleyball fan

Victor what are you doing here H you

remember me what is

happening so shrinky shrinky R is faing

off you must go

back I think I'm going

[Applause]

to he still

oh come on the planet's got to be in

here somewhere and I thought I looked

bad oh I'm

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the is faring off and I still

haven't found the unlocked coach 10.4

3.1 are you getting anything Z

Anita I smell apple strudel I must be in

the canteen head for the

canteen Victor Look M apple

[Music]

strudel if you do not know the unlock

code then neither did I

[Music]

[Music]

I remember the unlock

Cod I knew I should have had the PE

ire ah well done team after brain seage

formed a tiny planet orbiting his head

professor professor was at last able to

reabsorb of all the mini professors thus

remembering how to remove my alien

prison

cap and so I was not transformed into a

very large Orchid so everything is back

to normal yeah that's was close sh we

dance yeah

[Music]

SL oh