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02x21 - The Secret Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x21 - The Secret Man

Post by bunniefuu »

go Victor go another mission in the bag

you you are good so so are you I love

this

job congratulations team the screaming

AB dabs are once again under luck and

Key Well Done best yes now Tim as you

know full well for reasons of security

my name is changed daily today you may

call

me flobber wubber BBA BBA BBA

[Laughter]

[Music]

BBA how many bubbers was that three

bubbers or four I wasn't really paying

attention there's four buers and a

wubber now I shall give you the most

secre ified information I have ever ever

given any of you before or again or

since ah

oh I'm

sorry our best agent is missing but I

thought I was the but I thought we were

not a secret man flabba wobba BBA BBA

BBA yes oh no

[Music]

who who's the just heard floba Wubba

Bobba Bobba Bobba Bobba the secret man

missing is it true please everybody who

is the secret man order order keep your

voice

down we must retire at once to briefing

room number one but I thought this was

briefing room number one this place no

way only the best for the secret

man wow how cool is that ice

cool oh oh oh my chair my

chair oh

thanks

yes when the secret man disappeared he'd

been working on a highly secret mission

involving the imposters allow me to

explain the secret man was following the

chief impostor known only as red eye so

far we know the imposters live 90 Mi

below the surface of the Earth but there

is one more frightening thing about the

imposters that we do not know what's

that flobber wobber bobber bobber bobber

bobber we do not know but the secret man

does so you've got to find him and find

out what he knows but how floba wobba

Boba Bobba Bobba Bobba we don't know

where he is or

what well done Victor our first clue the

all you can heat dry cleaners in Cairo

you don't think I do think the one

breath lady

[Music]

who so the secret man even has his own

secret operative the one breath lady I

don't get it why don't we have a just

keep a look out for the dry cleaners

it's around here somewhere when you find

the secret man you must use a special

coded message to prove his identity

what's the code professor professor you

must say may I borrow your vest may I

borrow your vest to which he will reply

no what anyone would say no to that oh

come on what kind of a Victor look there

it

[Applause]

[Music]

is we're looking for the one breath lady

Walk This Way

[Music]

huh just how big is this dry

[Music]

cleaners are we there

yet we are here hand the one breath lady

your ticket and choose your one question

with

care can can you tell us where the

secret man is and what he has discovered

about the imposters that's two questions

oh whose side are you on

Victor the secret man was on the most

important mission of his life as he had

discovered the existence of the whole

reason that imposters are on the planet

because they are right now trying to

grow um we didn't quite get the last bit

could you tell us again Anita

something's coming towards us

listen closely there isn't much time all

I know is that the secret man was on the

most important mission of his life as he

had discovered the existence of the

whole reason that the imposters are on

the planet because they are R

[Music]

[Applause]

out

imposters

down into the coats

[Music]

wait this is the secret Man's coat take

it I will hold off the impostor

okay this thing's hot anything in the

pockets only Sugar

Sugar just finished analyzing the end of

the one breath lady's sentence great now

what was she blathering on about she

gave coordinates in the Arctic Circle

well that makes perfect sense the

imposters like the

[Music]

cold are you sure this is a good idea

sugar is the key Anita and this is the

last box in the area they've got to take

the bait meaning

[Applause]

us see I told you it would work I'm the

man yeah hello the secret man here

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

gross it's like a queen in a

beehive it's being fattened up with

sugar

boom vom

[Music]

nice one

Victor you've just delivered us to the

impostor GI

rat the secret

man may I borrow your vest no may I have

my jacket yes so secret man what have

you discovered I have discovered that

the imposters have a queen a queen that

is evolving into something frightening

the Giant maggot we got to destroy it

before it takes over the world who's

with me he talks the talk but can he do

the do he can do the do I can do the do

doo no that came out wrong follow

[Music]

me

cool the giant maggot is already a

crysalis then let's get on with the

destroying bit

we're too

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

late that was close we've got to stop

it firing oet

woohoo I want a coat like

this I didn't touch it where hatching

through an urgent call from the one

breath lady

oh I have news from the secret man this

is very important as we have discovered

that the impostor has changed from the

backa creature using a chrysis and is

even now beginning a journey

FL uh sorry I didn't quite catch C that

you have

news what a huge ice breathing dragon is

heading our way oh

[Music]

goodbye ah sting

batt we're too

late what now I've got one more trick up

my

sleeve oh oh

that's it I've nothing left to fire we

shouldn't be firing we should be

freezing the rainclouds get it into the

rainclouds of course when it breathes

inside a rain cloud yes what you've lost

me sorry no time to talk the talk I'm

off to do the do and I'm right behind

you Victor good

[Music]

luck Catch Me If You Can ding

[Music]

oh

vctor I

need where did I put that ice

pick bless you congratulations team

thanks to you all the Earth will not be

transformed into a frozen Wasteland by

the nasty pasta flying thingy who shall

remain frozen in ice for some time to

come oh

yes I I didn't do very much really now

if you'll excuse me I've got to debreath