02x05 - Victor of the Future

[bunniefuu]

what is that

[Applause]

thing that should hold

it maybe

not activate defense code

melon

[Music]

Fire H I wonder where Victor and Anita

are H who knows lakeness can be a

terrible risk to security and as you

know I take security very seriously that

is why my name is changed daily and

today you may call

me

oh nibbling nobbling knock

knees it's not as funny when you're on

your

own there you are

got it what is it we don't know let's

open it and find out nibbly nubbly Knock

KN you missed that

bit but what how who when what who

Victor it's you only older you should

never have seen me this invisibility

suit is totally untested and highly

dangerous I am Victor of the future but

that's my jacket and my mustache uh

right where was I ah yes my briefing I

have a very important Mission oh yeah

sure oh yes get

righto that's my mantle piece I know oh

uh right in the future we take security

very seriously that is why I am no

longer known as Victor Vault my name is

now changed Pand dimensionally and in

this time zone you may call me wait for

it jet strong jet strung I don't believe

it I get nibbly knobbly knock knes and

he gets jet

strung oh but it's not fair I want a

name changer like that there isn't a

moment to lose it will start in 10

seconds what will I can't tell

you that

maybe that yes now listen carefully this

is very important to save yourselves it

is

ined oh no my clock oh a jet Victor I

mean me Victor is Victor still alive yes

he's still alive he I mean me I mean I

he's out cold the face is under attack

it looks like the floaty heads oh no not

the floaty heads Victor you try and

bring yourself around professor

professor you analyze the invisibility

suit I'll coordinate the defense of the

base and nibbly nobly knock KN um I'll

fix the mantle piece jet strong wake up

we need you

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we have it now spam at last my

collection of Galactic Headquarters is

complete the full set T will be so

jealous fascinating I'm clever now but

in the future I'm a genius

ooh I wonder what this

does ouch what it's

me hello me I I couldn't resist stowing

a in a hoot check out the point stick of

the future it's amazing I can't wait to

invent

that so did Victor knock himself out

with the clock yet yes so bunk have we

been taken into space by the Floy heads

yet yes it just happened oh goody then I

haven't missed the exciting

bits ah professor professor bring your

face closer to the screen why so I can

laugh in

it are you behind this Dr doctor yes I

sold your base to the floaty heads for a

milkshake what oh

they're big collectors you know strike a

hard bargain

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[Laughter]

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too we've got to free the base before it

reaches the floaty head Planet Victor

Anita professor professor wants you in

airlock 10

now Victor Anita say hello to me of the

future oh boy oh wait this is a good bit

you could have warned us what was that a

meteor now go I have invented these

space suits for you very cool they're

totally untested and highly dangerous

oh so Spong did you collect another one

of your alien bases yes ton and it's the

best one ever I just need to shrink it

down and shake out all the

BS

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cool come on we need to get

closer

no how come they only hit me look ahead

Victor we've got to take out that

tractor beam generator Aim Fire

yeah it didn't work the BS are attacking

return

fire hey how come they only hit me our

weapons aren't any use what about

this Victor

yes I did it good work guys firing base

Retros

now Victor hold

on take that floaty

head return F be careful that base is

only worth something if it's in mint

condition Follow That Base

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they're still following wait a minute

you're from the future what do I need to

destroy the alien spacecraft sorry can't

tell you what why if I tell you it will

alter the time space

continum but surely a teeny tiny

alteration wouldn't hurt the time space

continu please pretty please well maybe

I could help you a little

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is it this

cold what about this

freezing this ah not even

close I can't shake them off what's

happening out there I'm firing from GP 4

but I need backup where's Victor this

nope this nope how about this ooh

getting much warmer this

initiating Landing program no need for

that Ray I'll take us in uh are you sure

nibbly knobbly knes oh yes it's all

coming back to me

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now uh we we seem to be coming in a

little fast just look and learn Rey this

is how we did things in my

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day perfect I hope you're taking notes

this had better

work why is Victor standing on the roof

with a bag of

potatoes I told him that if he threw a

potato at the alien craft then he

destroy it or he believed

me he's made an old man very happy ah

maybe a bigger

one yes I got you I did it I saved the

base That Base was in terrible condition

certainly not mint how will I ever

complete my collection now H connect me

to Dr doctor you again what now is your

base in mint condition of course it is

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why no not my face

no let us now do swapsies with the

wobbly legged aliens of

fling and so another successful Mission

draws to a close no thanks to you two

you know I have no idea what why you

guys came back from the future to help

us we did it all on our own nibbly

knobbly knock knes would you mind using

the other end of the mental piece never

I always stand here this is my place go

on just for me then we'll be on our way

this goes against everything I hold dear

but if it means you'll finally leave

happy now well I'm

[Applause]

not and that's why we came back farewell

of

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V

oh if they hadn't come back I would have

fallen with my mantle piece

oh and now we can get back to business

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