01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

["Sousou" by Jul playing]

[screaming and cheering]

[David] Right now,
you're looking at me and my friends,

and I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking,
"Who the hell are these little assholes

burning through fuel and cash on a yacht?"

Like they own the world.

I'm king of the world!

[David] And yeah, you're right.

When you're 17 with 17 million,
you don't take anything seriously.

Flashy and expensive cars,

endless shopping sprees,

obscenely big houses,

and the wild parties
where we thought we could do anything.

Sure, when we won the lottery,

we made every mistake imaginable
right off the bat.

But don't worry, there's justice in life,

and when you act like a fool,
eventually you end up paying for it.

Here we are, living it up
at a three-star restaurant,

enjoying the best life has to offer.

Mmm.

[David] But that's all about to change.

L'chaim!

[all laughing]

-[David] Oh!
-[phone notifications sounding]

Here we go.

This is the moment
when sh*t really started to hit the fan.

[uneasy music playing]

[Jess] Huh?

What the f*ck, man?

Oh no.

Oh sh*t.

That's a one-way ticket to jail.

My legs are numb.

[exhales]

[lively music playing]

["Church for th*gs" by The Game playing]

♪ …b*tch, and I can't forget ♪

♪ My n*gg*s riding the train
Yankee fitted ♪

♪ Thermals under that Pelle sh*t ♪

♪ I love New York, but gangbanging
That's LA sh*t and I'm proud of it ♪

♪ Spit it through the wire
So the crowd love it ♪

♪ Haters, you know who you are
You can turn it down, f*ck it ♪

[bustling city sounds]

[horn beeping]

-[driver] Whoa! Hey man, f*ck you!
-Look where you're going!

♪ More hatred inside my soul
Than Pac had for Delores Tucker ♪

[horn honking]

-[David] Hey!
-[Samia] How are you, bro?

[David] Lemme get your bag.

[Samia] You're always late.
I've been waiting for five minutes.

[David] All right, damn.

Ugh, hey, don't get too close.
You're all sweaty and sh*t.

Of course I am. I just got outta training.

-Right, yeah, but still, come on.
-[phone ringing]

-Hold on, I'm getting a call.
-Uh-huh.

Hello? Hey, Jess, what's going on?

How'd it go with Jordan?

[engine starts]

Okay, cool.

But what did he think
of your whole chastity vow thing?

[Samia] I can't hear sh*t,
I wanna know what's going on too!

[David] She says
he was fine with it, kinda.

[Samia] Well, that's good, right?

A womanizer like him
acting like he doesn't care about sex?

Nah… I don't buy it,
I mean, it's sus. Don't you think?

Well, no.
He's just not in a hurry, that's all.

Okay, Jess, but you feel like
he really got the concept, right?

Um, of course he got the concept,
like, it's not that complicated.

We're just waiting before banging,
what's so hard to get? I mean…

-I don't know, man.
-Yeah…

I need help, come on.

No surprise,
with those mile-long nails of yours.

-There. Come on.
-Thanks, sweetie.

And when you said, "I wanna stay a virgin,

but I don't know for how long,"
what was his reaction?

I dunno, I mean. He smiled,
like, he was really chill, yeah.

-Really chill?
-[Jess] Mm-hmm.

Or, like, really g*y. Who knows?

[laughing]

[Jess] Yeah, you'd love that,
wouldn't you? Admit it, David!

Hey. I bet you he's gonna flip
because we're five minutes late.

Léo!

[Léo] Yo, you guys are the worst.
Four minutes late.

We're gonna get in trouble,
you know I hate that.

Yo, Léo, don't start going off on us
the minute you see us, come on.

You're complaining already?

You didn't even say hi.

-Hello.
-Hello. There. Say hello.

-Hello!
-Hello.

-Hello, Léo.
-I don't like being at the back.

Well, you know the drill,
if you want a helmet, right?

-Oh f*ck.
-[engine stalling]

What's the matter?

-I'm out of gas.
-[Léo] Oh man…

-Ugh, really, David? You're so annoying!
-I'm annoying?

No way. I schlep you around everywhere,
and nobody ever chips in for gas.

Well, I would, but I can't.
I spent all my money on my new shoes.

-Hey. Pretty cool.
-[Jess] Twenty bucks!

Yeah!

Fine, whatever, I'll be the martyr.
Was gonna spend it on chouquettes, but…

-Sixty-four cents? Come on.
-Yeah.

-[girls laughing]
-What am I supposed to do with this, bro?

Actually, that'll get you
a couple of chouquettes--

Keep it, you deserve your pastries.

I mean, we weren't
that hungry anyway, were we?

Ha, that's pretty funny.

Come on, it's fine.
We're only ten minutes away, let's push.

[Jess] Oh.

[Léo sighs]

We're a bunch of f*cking losers.

[Jess] Ow, ow, hold on.
My feet hurt like crazy.

Honestly, I wasn't planning
on walking in these shoes.

[all grunting]

[Samia] Look at you. Y'all look exhausted.
Might wanna hit the gym more often.

-Are you for real right now?
-I'm just kidding, dude.

sh*t!

[boy] Ayy, fam!

Yo.

-[boy] All good?
-What's up?

No class today, guys.
Apparently Ms. Chamois has a stomach bug.

-[Léo] Damn it.
-[Jess] Poor thing.

See? You're always freaking out
for no reason. We're not late at all.

Sorry. But I mean,
how would I know she had diarrhea?

[David] Let's go to the bar.
I'll sneak you some drinks.

-[Léo] Okay.
-[Samia] Let's do it.

Well, I'm gonna head out now.

That's enough selfies for today.

Catch you guys later.

-[David] Later, man.
-[Samia] See you!

You had a good read on Jordan.
He's super into the chastity thing.

[laughing]

You don't get it.
He's just tired. That's all.

Not from f*cking all night,
that's for sure.

-[Jess] "Not from f*cking all night…"
-What's up?

-[David] Paul! What's going on? All good?
-[Jess] Hey!

-[Samia] Babe! How are you?
-Good, you?

Good.

-So, did you tell them?
-Um, no, not yet.

-Really?
-[Jess and David] What?

-I passed the endurance test--
-She signed with OM! She's going pro!

-[David and Jess] No way!
-Can you believe it?

[all clamoring and exclaiming excitedly]

[David] You're gonna k*ll it!
You got this.

-[Jess] Of course she is!
-Hey, guys, huge news.

I just spoke to Chloé, and I think
she wants me to be her boyfriend.

What?

We were talking for four minutes
and she kept staring at my mouth.

-[all laughing]
-It was, like, super sensual.

I think she was staring at that enormous--

What?

There's a huge booger on your nose.

There is?

[all laughing]

Oh no!

Hey, don't be mean. Here.

Oh man, this is awful.

David, move your a*s, come on already.

Patrick, I'm not working today.

I don't give a sh*t.
You wanna get paid or not?

f*ck' A.

Pain in the a*s.

[Paul] What a jerk. Okay, I'm outta here.

-Take care of yourself, okay?
-Okay.

You've got early practice tomorrow.

You guys keep an eye on her, all right?

[Léo] Uh…

See you, bud.

Oof!

Wow, he's a little intense.

He's looking out for me, that's all.

-Okay.
-What, are you jealous?

[David] f*cking bullshit.
That old man can go to hell.

You know what? f*ck it,
let's go win 17 million. You ready?

Okay, so first, 13,
because that's Marseille's zip code.

Jess?

-I don't know, man.
-[Samia] Just pick anything, who cares.

Okay, 26. That's my lucky number.

[imitating Jess] "Okay, 26.
That's my lucky number."

-Samia?
-Number ten, of course.

Of course, number ten. Nothing but net.

Léo?

-Léo?
-Yeah.

-Yeah?
-Uh, hold on. Um… One?

[all laugh]

Two hours just to say one? Unbelievable.

[Jess laughs]

And number five, right? Lucky number five.

-That one's for me.
-[girls] Number five.

And the joker number…

Hey, Lyon girl!
We root for Marseille here.

Lyon can suck it!

[Jess] Hey, shut the f*ck up, man.

Hey, Victoire. Don't mind him,
he's so f*cking annoying.

Here. Thanks a lot, I'm all caught up now.
You take good notes.

-[Jess] Oh, thanks.
-Oh, and I love your nails.

Thanks, that's super nice.
Yeah, my mom did them, actually.

My mom was born on the eighth.

[both] Ah…

I mean, like, um,
did you put number eight?

-[David] No, we didn't.
-I don't believe that we did.

No, we, uh…
We have all the numbers already.

I just like number eight,
because it's her birthday.

-[David] Hm. Oh.
-My mother's.

Okay, uh, well,
let's put Victoire's victorious eight.

No problem.

Cool. Um… Great.

Well, guess I'm gonna…
I'll get out of your way.

[chuckles awkwardly]

See you later.

-Bye.
-[David] Ciao.

[Victoire] See you, bye-bye.

-Wow. [laughs]
-Okay, I'll validate the ticket.

Léo, come block the camera with
your hair while I swipe some cash.

[Léo] Aw, man.

I'll watch for Patrick, okay?

JUVENILE HOME

[David] Zoe, please tell me you found it.

You're a grown-a*s man, but…

I guess you still need
your blankie to sleep, right?

Not a blanket.

Oh sure. By the way…

Let me know if you need help with that.

What is it?

It's a form to get your birth records.

It just might help you to move on.

[emotional music playing]

You wanna know what it is I need?

A real studio to write my songs.

Somewhere I can work in peace,
without all these distractions.

Honestly, I don't see how knowing
who abandoned me would change anything.

My real mom didn't want me, okay?

End of story.

No problem.

But, um… it'll be here if you need it.

I appreciate it.

[beat playing]

Yo, David.
We're missing one for the FIFA tournament.

Wanna play?

No thanks, bro. I'm working on a track.

You're always working, dude.

Yeah, well, I'll play
after I've made it big.

[phone notification bleeps]

MEET ME IN 30 MINS AT THE PLAYGROUND
SUPER URGENT!!

Oh, God, what now?

[ball bouncing]

[David] What the hell is up with Jess?

-She didn't answer me, I don't know.
-That's weird.

Hey, Jess!

Hey!

What's up? Huh?

-Jess, you okay?
-No.

-Is this about Jordan?
-No.

My mom introduced me
to her new boyfriend, and…

We're moving to Mulhouse,
me and my little brothers.

Wow. Mulhouse.

-[Jess] Mm-hmm.
-That's bad.

-[Léo] Mm-hmm.
-[Jess] What a f*cking name, Mulhouse.

I'm going to Mulhouse, man.

No, that's too much,
your mom can't force you.

-It's a nightmare, I swear.
-[David] Mm.

But I'll come back, for sure.
I'll go back and forth to see you.

In a private jet.

[David] What?

Wait, what? What do you mean?

Because we won 17 million euros,
b*tches! [giggles]

What is this?
Some shitty joke? Are you serious?

I'm not joking, guys.
We won 17 million euros.

You're bullshitting us, stop it.

-Shut up.
-We're rich!

You made us come here for this?
I don't have time for this bullshit.

But guys, come on, I swear it's true.
We won the lottery, guys.

-No.
-Check the numbers.

-[David] Jess, stop!
-We won.

Don't play me, don't do me like that.

[Léo] Make sure you check it right.

-I think it's true, guys.
-[David] Stop, stop.

-Stop, stop.
-[Léo] What?

-One, five, ten, 13, 26. Yes!
-[David] No! Stop!

[all clamoring excitedly]

-[all screaming]
-Oh my God!

["24000 Baci"
by Adriano Celentano playing]

[firework crackles]

[Jess] Okay, I can tell you now,
I'm headed straight to Chanel.

[David] Wait, that's your plan? A purse?

[Jess] No, okay,
I'll take care of my family first.

My mom, little brothers…

-[David] First things first.
-But after that I'm getting myself Chanel.

[David] Damn right.

Well, I'm dropping out of school
right away, it's over.

But you know school is important, man.

-[Léo] Mm-hmm.
-Plus, I mean, it's our last year.

That's a stupid idea.

[David] Okay, if it makes you happy,
I'll stick around.

I'll finish the year, I'll take my exams,
boom, fail that sh*t.

-[Samia laughs]
-I'll make my own label,

I'll start producing banger after banger,
and move to LA.

Wait, you wanna leave Marseille? Really?

Well, I'm not leaving here,
you guys. Not in a million years.

OM forever. Y'know?

-Honestly, it's depressing.
-[David] What is?

I mean, anybody here
care about the planet? Hello.

-[David] We care.
-[Jess] We do.

-[Samia] Obviously, of course.
-Sure, man. But not right now.

[all giggling]

I think I'll just donate everything
to my mom's charity.

I never buy anything anyway.

You're something else, Léo.

Think about it.
There's gotta be something that you want.

How about we all go backpacking
through Europe together?

[David laughs]

We're literally talking about millions,

and you're pitching
a broke dude's fantasy.

[all laughing]

Or we could all buy
an old farmhouse and fix it up.

[David] Oh wow, man.

So we can live together till the very end.

-[girls] Aw.
-Oh sh*t, you're f*cking adorable, Léo.

Ow. Don't do that.

You know what? Forget LA.
I'm gonna live with you, kibbutz style.

[Jess] That's a great idea.
I love you so much, Léo.

[giggles]

Well… [exhales]
So now that we're millionaires,

we should go out
and celebrate tonight, right?

-[David] Sounds good. Let's go!
-Huh? All right.

[Léo] We need to pick up
whatever isn't biodegradable.

I just gotta take care
of a couple of things,

-And then it's party time for all of us.
-[Jess] That's right!

[David] On that note,
we'll need money for tonight.

[Jess] Don't worry, we'll figure it out.

[Léo] Slow down, David.
You're going too fast.

-We're invincible now!
-We can still die, you know.

[David] No way, man. We're just
getting started with our new lives.

-[Léo] Yeah, well, you know…
-Don't bring the mood down. Whoo!

[upbeat music playing]

I'm outta here! f*ck you! Woo-hoo!

f*ck off, David! Don't you ever show
your face here again! You're fired!

I don't give a f*ck! I quit!

Sorry, Patrick. Have a nice evening!
[whoops]

Hi, Mom.

Hi! How are you?

[David] Yo, Rita!

Can't you stop and talk to me
for two g*dd*mn minutes?

-No time, we're in a hurry.
-Yeah, sorry. We're, uh…

Big shot…

[sighs]

I mean, she's so crazy, she might as well
have put it under your bed. [grunts]

-[Léo] Here it is. Got it.
-No!

Yeah. Jackpot.

Bingo.

What the hell? That's not enough,
we wanna party hard, Léo.

Well, I mean, this is ten shots, right?

Damn it. Let me see.

-Oh sh*t, here's her card.
-No.

-And the code!
-No. No, David.

That's the card for my mom's charity.
We're not using that.

We'll give the money back.
Who cares? We won 17 million.

Did you get that part?

-Stop worry-- Oh, what the f*ck?!
-Oh, sh*t!

What are you doing here, Tom?

Nothing.
I'm just having a snack in your shack.

Mom's doing crossword puzzles out there,
and she said I was being too noisy.

Y'know me, right? [ laughs]

But who cares about that? You won 17 mill?

-No.
-No.

Damn, you b*stards won 17 mill. [grunts]

-I didn't see him there.
-Put a lock on your door already.

-He's here all the time!
-My mom won't let me, okay?

It's okay, guys, you can tell me.
I'm not a complete idiot. I did hear you.

I've got my ears.

Fine, yeah, okay, we won.

Seventeen millies?

Yeah, 17 millies, or whatever, man.

Awesome, dude. f*ck!

[David] Okay, f*ck it.

How much to keep your mouth shut?

Fifty.

Fifty what? Fifty K?

No. Not K.

Thousand.

Fifty thousand.

-I want fifty thousand.
-Fifty thousand.

-[Tom] Mm-hmm.
-[David laughs]

Okay, then.

[gasps]

Yeah. But Tom, you promise
you won't say anything?

-Please.
-Mm-hmm.

-[Léo] You swear?
-Scout's honor.

[David] Okay, you know what?

Here's an advance. There you go.

Damn! Thanks, David! [chuckles]

I'll… I'll make a note of it
so I don't forget.

No beef when the boots are balanced.

Books, actually.

Um, 50,000 minus 50,
carry the one. That makes…

-Forty-five?
-[Léo] Yeah.

Forty-five thousand.
That's 45,000 you owe me.

-Forty-five thousand?
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

But…

Forty-five thousand, right.
Forty-five thousand.

It's a deal.

[David] Uh, wait, wait, wait.
You know what?

-You… Here. It's fine.
-Hey, David. Don't.

Now we owe you 40,000.

Okay.

Okay, I'll make a note of it.

You're the man.

-[David laughs]
-[Tom sighs]

You're going straight to hell, David.

-[dog barking]
-[motorcycle approaching]

[Léo] Oh, man,
I don't know… Samir's, like, a real thug.

-[David] Okay, get off.
-Didn't Samir just get out of jail?

[David] Stop freaking out. If anyone
says anything, just act like a thug too.

It'll be fine.

[muffled music playing]

Wait for me out here.
I won't be long, okay?

-What's up, Samir?
-[Samir] David.

-You good?
-I'm good, you?

I'm good.

Hi, Carla.

-What's up with the bike, anyway?
-I don't know, dude. I'm an idiot.

-Why'd you do that, bro?
-Well, I was on fire, you know.

[man] I told you not to buy it.

What, you a friend of David's?

Yeah. D-David. We're, uh, we're tight.

-Aight. Have a seat, c'mon.
-[Léo] Yeah, thanks.

What's with the helmet? You afraid
of getting punched or something?

No. It's, uh… Y-yeah…

Have a smoke. You look tense.

No, it's okay, I, uh…

I'm really trying to cut back on all that…

Ganja… uh, Rastafari,
Babylon stuff right now…

I mean, I've been
overdoing it lately, y'know--

This is mellow. Smoke some.

I appreciate the offer, that's okay.

He said smoke, dude.

Oh…

Okay, thanks.

-And there.
-[lighter flicks]

[coughing]

There you go.

[guys laughing]

-Yeah, this is, uh, good stuff, huh?
-Right?

Fifteen hundred.

Fine, one K.

Are you really that broke,
man? What the f*ck?

Come on, guys,
I… Like, 1,500 is expensive.

You know what? Twelve hundred.
In memory of our little brother.

But no f*cking around.

No, no, I promise.

Yo, Paris boy, look at me.

No f*cking around.

Yeah, yeah, I promise. Don't worry.

Thanks, bro.

Hey, Léo! Come on. Let's go, c'mon.

Ah. Your doobie.

You gave him a discount?
He's a f*cking clown.

It's fine, it's a small one.
Let him have fun.

It's a f*cking mistake.

-What's with this guy?
-[horn honks]

-What the f*ck's wrong with you?
-Hi there, girls. Wanna party or what?

-No way!
-No way!

-[engine revs]
-David, what the f*ck?

Come on, get in.

-Let's go!
-[girls whooping]

["I Like It" by Cardi B playing]

[David] So, did you girls
manage to get any money?

[Jess] Yeah, my mom sold her car.
I swiped some cash!

[David] No way!

[girls singing along] ♪ …From my exes
When they want a second chance ♪

♪ I like proving n*gg*s wrong
I do what they say I can't ♪

Okay, guys. It's all about attitude.

If we don't act confident,
we'll never get in.

-[Léo] Yeah. Attitude, attitude.
-[Jess] Mm-hmm.

-Don't worry, it'll be fine!
-Yeah, yeah, don't flip out.

[Léo] Okay.

All right, showtime.

Valet!

["I Like It" continues]

-♪ Baby ♪
-♪ I like it like that ♪

♪ You got to believe me when I say ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ You got to believe me when I say ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ Now, I like dollars
I like diamonds… ♪

-[music stops abruptly]
-Nope. Not happening. Not tonight.

-Uh…
-No chance.

Uh… But… Okay, got it.

Um, so, excuse me.

We thought that, maybe, uh, this

could help us get in.

Welcome, folks.

-[Samia] Thanks.
-Have fun.

[Jess and David] Thanks.

[David]
First Shabbat as a millionaire, guys.

♪ Yo, facts
Diamond district in the chain, chain ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ Certified
You know I'm g*ng, g*ng, g*ng, g*ng ♪

♪ Woo!
Drop the top and blow the brains ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ Oh, he's so handsome
What's his name? Yeah! ♪

-♪ I like it like ♪
-♪ Facts ♪

♪ I need the dollars
Cha-ching! ♪

♪ Beat it up like piñatas
Uh! ♪

♪ Tell the driver, close the curtains ♪

-♪ I said I like it like that ♪
-♪ Skrrt! ♪

♪ Bad chick make you nervous
Cardi B! ♪

[song continues in Spanish]

♪ I spend in the club
What you have in the bank ♪

♪ This is the new religion
Bang in Latino g*ng, g*ng, yeah! ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

[David] Damn, that's a gorgeous watch.

♪ Diamond district in the chain ♪

♪ Bad Bunny, baby, bebe, bebe ♪

♪ Certified
You know I'm g*ng, g*ng, g*ng, g*ng ♪

♪ Woo!
Drop the top and blow the brains ♪

♪ I said I like it like that ♪

[music muffled]

♪ …Bang in Latino g*ng, g*ng ♪

-[song continues in Spanish]
-[Léo] Whoo!

[laughing]

Damn, that stings!

[laughs]

[song continues in Spanish]

[music ends]

[seabirds calling in distance]

No way, Samia.
You're not gonna sleep here, are you?

[Samia] Ugh. It's too hard to move.

-[Léo] Want me to carry you?
-Yeah, right. Like you can carry me.

-[Léo] Yeah, of course I can.
-I'd like to see you try.

[Léo laughs] All right.

-Here we go.
-[Samia grunts]

-Not bad.
-Well, I have been going to the gym.

[gentle piano music playing]

Don't drop me,
I've got a career ahead of me.

[Léo laughs] Don't worry.

I know I may not look like it,

but as a matter of fact,
I've got pretty good core strength.

[Samia grunts]

[Léo sighs]

-Wait, my arm's stuck.
-Mm.

[sentimental music playing]

Ow. Hold on, my back hurts.

-Oh no.
-No, I mean, my back… I'm sorry, but…

I just… I just did a back flop
earlier in the pool.

-It's sore.
-It's fine. Forget it.

-I don't know what I was thinking.
-[groans]

[Léo] Holy sh*t, I am stuffed.

[David] At least you didn't
let anything go to waste.

[Samia] Yeah, man, me too.

Well, so, how do we get the money now?

Maybe the corner store?
I mean, I don't know.

Yeah, but definitely not Patrick's
after I quit, am I right?

[all laughing]

So, "To withdraw your winnings, you simply
need to return to your point of sale."

I just said that's not possible.

Don't worry about it. That's for
up to 30,000, that's not for us.

-Mm-hmm.
-[Léo] Uh… Here we are.

"For winnings for more than


the Big Winner department
for personalized assistance."

-Ooh!
-[David] Mmm… Personalized assistance.

-Nice.
-"You'll need to present a photo ID…"

Oh, damn it.

-[ominous music plays]
-[David] What?

We're minors,
so we won't be able to get the money.

What?

Wait, what do you mean? Who cares?
I mean, I'll be 18 in like three months.

No, no, the ticket says
it's only valid for 60 days.

No.

[Jess] Wait, what does that mean?

Does that mean we're screwed?

Yeah.

No.

Excuse me, sir.
Um, your card was declined.

-[Léo] Oh.
-[David] Ah.

Uh… [chuckles]

It's fine. You know what?

I'll grab my Amex from my room.
Be right back.

-[woman] Okay. I'll wait for you inside.
-Sounds great, ma'am, thanks.

Damn credit card limits, y'know.
They're always a pain, am I right?

[laughs awkwardly]

[quietly] Let's get outta here.

[David laughs awkwardly]

[tense music playing]

[man] Hey, you!

Stop!

-[man] Ma'am! Stop!
-Go, Jess, hurry up!

[distant police siren wails]

[Jess] This is a f*cking disaster.

We're so stupid.
Why didn't we think of this before?

I don't know. It's f*cking unbelievable.

Anyway, we gotta fix this,
what are we gonna do?

I burned through all of my mom's savings.

f*ck. We're gonna end up on the street.

Panicking won't help. We'll figure it out.

Léo, can your parents help? Can you ask?

That's a great idea.
His dad can't even set foot in a casino.

Super safe.

T-Take it easy, David.

I'm sorry, bro, but it's true, right?

-Yeah, I guess.
-[Samia] There's always my mom.

No, I'm sorry, but no. I've got no family,
and I'm not gonna let your parents

or some shady cousin
get their hands on my money, all right?

We need someone impartial.

Someone over 18 who's trustworthy.

Someone who'll cash the ticket for us,
but won't run off with our money.

Yeah, okay, but who?

I don't know. But we need to find them.

[dramatic music playing]

f*ck… No one.

[Samia] Don't even bother, guys.
Everyone at our school is an as*h*le.

We're not finding anyone here.

[David] Are we sure we covered
everyone over 18?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, everyone.

-[school bell rings]
-Not one of them is reliable.

-[Jess] Hey, guys!
-Yeah?

What're you doing here?
I've been looking for you for ages.

[Léo] Just thinking about
how shitty today's been.

By the way, I found it.

[Samia] Really?

Who's 18 years old
and, like, really reliable?

Chloé?

Will you stop bringing her up?
That girl's completely useless.

Super annoying. Know what she told me?

-No.
-She came up to me--

Jess, can you focus? Who is it?

Right, sorry.

Victoire. [laughs]

-Oh, no.
-Wait, are you serious?

[Jess] Hold on. Let me explain.

She came to invite me to her birthday.
She doesn't know anyone here.

No way.

No, David, you don't get it. Her…

Her birthday was three days ago.

It's a sign.

-Okay, but it's still not happening.
-Why the hell not?

She's over 18, she's honest,
and she played a number with us.

What more do you need, dude?

Nothing. But if we use Victoire,
she'll get a share of the money.

And that's three million, so no way.

I'm sorry,
Jess, but he's got a point, right?

[David] Damn right.

IS DESIRE INNATELY INFINITE?

-[teacher] Jessica.
-[Jess] Yeah?

[teacher] Seventeen.
Yeah, that's… that's excellent.

-[Jess] Thank you.
-[teacher chuckles]

Oh, David.

David… Pass it down.

Why should I even bother
handing it to you?

Four.

That's really bad. That's terrible.

Bold move, though,
trying to connect Schopenhauer to rap.

That's pretty bold.

-Really…
-Boldness is worth a five, isn't it, sir?

No. [laughs]

No, that wouldn't be honest of me,
would it?

I never go back on my grades,
for the sake of fairness.

It's called integrity, David.

[revelatory music playing]

[Jess whispering] This is insane.

Come on, Jess. The guy's
always been straight-up. Real serious.

Plus, he's a teacher, so he's not
crazy about money, that's for sure.

-That's true.
-I mean, look at him.

He's in full-on Buddha mode, or whatever.

Honestly, I think
it just makes sense to ask him.

Oh, look! He likes animals.
That's usually a sign of good character.

-Yeah, I agree.
-[all exclaiming]

-[David] Shh!
-What the hell are you doing here?

-What's he doing here?
-I'm following you!

Tom, this is not a good time.

-Go away.
-Okay, okay. Hands off.

Fine, I'll leave
if you don't want me here.

Great, get out.

-Okay.
-[Jess] Beat it! Go.

Shh! Shut the f*ck up already.

[Tom] You're so uptight.

Your brother's such a f*cking pain.

I know this.

Okay, come on, what's the plan now?

[Jess] Ugh. I mean,
I don't think it'll work.

Mr. Pivot is, like, super square.
No way he'll ever do something ill*gal.

So we need to make sure
he doesn't have a choice.

Yeah, I don't think
he should have a choice.

Well, yeah, that's what I just said.

I know.

Let's give it a few days,
I'm sure we'll think of something.

[loudly] All right.

-I kidnapped his dog.
-What the f*ck is the matter with you?

-You a f*cking moron?
-I thought it was a good idea.

Um, no!

sh*t, oh f*ck.

Hold on, maybe that's not
the worst idea ever.

-What?
-What?

Well, like, it's blackmail, it could work.

-[Tom] I can't move.
-[Léo] Wait, what? Why not?

-I'm scared of dogs.

Come on, it's fine. He's super calm.

-Why's it growling?
-[Léo] Cut it out.

-It's not growling.
-It is.

Deep breaths. Take it easy.

-Whoo…
-No, what are you doing?

-Shh! Shh!
-Just breathe.

-g*dd*mn it.
-[Pivot] Tom, put my dog down.

This b*stard's ruining everything.

So just to be clear,

you kidnapped my dog,

but instead of a ransom,

you're giving me 500,000 euros
to cash a lottery ticket.

You do realize that your plan
is completely insane, don't you?

-Yeah, it was a pretty sketchy setup.
-No, it wasn't, it was fine.

He's the one that ruined everything
with the dog.

Maybe, but the dog scratched up
my forearms, so shut your mouth.

You're fine! It didn't do anything.

Oh, yeah, and what's this?
A freaking joke?

-Tom…
-No, it's a big scratch.

-Just shut up.
-Wow.

I'm sorry, Mr. Pivot,
but I think it's really clear already.

-We-we kidnapped your dog.
-[Jess sighs]

Sure, for like eight seconds,

but the plan was to kidnap your dog
for 500,000 euros

from the ticket that-that you're gonna…

-[Samia] Yeah.
-That you have, the ticket.

So… So… You… No, wait.
f*ck. I'm getting confused.

-[Samia] f*ck, guys.
-[David] Because of the dog, and this guy.

Well, forget the dog.

Basically, what we wanted was for you to
cash the ticket in exchange for 500,000.

That's it.

So, uh, are you in or out?

You know what they say?

No one is incorruptible.

There are only those
who haven't been offered enough.

Okay… So is that, uh…

Is that a yes or a no?

It's a yes.

But we're keeping your dog as a guarantee.

That's a no.

All good.

And I want one million.

Oh.

[barks]

[David] Mr. Pivot, you got this, right?

There's an alley behind you,
reception's at the end, on the right.

You tell them you're the big prize winner.

Don't mention our names or anything,
you're the sole winner.

Yeah, yeah, I got it, David.
I think it's within my capabilities, okay?

Oh! Hold on. Uh, how about a group selfie?
You know, just as a keepsake?

-[Samia] Sure!
-[Pivot] Okay.

Our last selfies as nobodies, right?

[phone camera clicking]

Awesome, yeah.

Damn, this is crazy.
Our lives are about to change forever.

-It's awesome, right?
-Right.

[Pivot] Okay, here I go.

Good luck.

-Hey, look out!
-Whoa.

Huh. I didn't see him. [chuckles]

Hey, easy there. Be careful, Mr. Pivot.

Hey, don't worry, okay?
I haven't gone completely gaga yet.

[all screaming]

-[girls gasping]
-Oh, man. g*dd*mn it.

[lively music playing]

[music ends]