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02x03 - Lights Out!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ozzy & Drix". Aired: September 14, 2002 – July 5, 2004.*
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Centers on Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones, a cheeky-chappy white blood cell, and Drix, a level-headed cold pill, who battle germs and viruses inside the body of teenage boy Hector Cruz.

02x03 - Lights Out!

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down the side Busy defending all thenerve

endings

They

got

From the tip of the nose to the behind,

they're the protectors of the city of

Hector, Ozzie, and Grace.

Yes! Aww,

Marie and Noreen are crushing us. Well,

you were the one who wanted to play

protein bowling. I wanted to go to the

new Leonardo de Capillari film.

I just love the smell of fake night. It

smells like a victory.

Okay, I'll admit you guys got some

fundamentals. Now, here is where I

show you the game's finer points. It's

just a matter of getting a firm grip.

Strike!

No fear. The ball was defective. I get

two free shots. Oh,

no, no, no Hey, whose team are you on?

No, I mean, look on the eye channel.

Tell me I am not seeing this. Hector's

skateboarding without a safety helmet.

Isn't anyone running his common sense?

Yeah, what are those guys doing upstairs?

This is very bad.

We better alert the mayor. Who's got a

cell phone?In my purse, Ozzy.

Oh no, he'll never make it.

Oh,

man.

Good heavens. What?What just happened?He

must have hit his head. Oh, that would

explain the lightning. Synaptic discharge

can be indicative of brain trauma. Brain

trauma?Not on my watch. Come on, Drix,

we gotta get to the marry-- Hey, you!

What are you doing with my cell phone?

What you talking about, Noreen?I got it

out of your purse. What are you, some

kind of joker?Let's see some ID, now!

ID?Come off it. You know I don't carry a

wallet.

Mario, why did you... Watch

it, bubble boy. Noreen, Mario,

what happened to you during that blackout?

What blackout?And how come you two

lowlifes know our names?I've never seen

you before. Me neither.

Same here. I'm usually good with feet.

No one remembers us. I know. It's

like Hector's got some kind of memory

lapse. Ooh, what if he has a concussion

and we're the only ones who know?He could

be in danger and not even realize it.

Let's go back to the office and get our

IDs. That might jog their memories.

Hey, isn't that our door?The

cats?But this is our place.

Can I help you boys?Uh,

excuse me, Mr., but you're in our

office. Your office?

Impossible. We moved into this unit when

it went vacant. And do our lousy kids

ever visit?No. Um,

how long ago did you move in?I forget.

The missus might remember. It me. I got

so much spilkis in my kishkis, it makes

me all cooky. Come on in.

All our stuff is gone. Sally!

What?When did we move in?A nice

young pill wants to know. Is he hungry?

I just made a nice carbo-kugo. When

did we move in?About an hour ago. It

was abandoned. We were lucky to find it.

But what happened to all the stuff that

was in here?We had it flushed.

Sit, eat. Uh, you're so

thin. It's no use, Ozzy. There doesn't

seem to be any trace of our existence

left. Wait a minute. The mayor's got a

file on me thicker than plaque. That'll

prove who we are. Come on. Right behind

you, Ozzy. Just as soon as I finish this

wonderful kaku kugel.

Boy. Ohh

Cool! That ride knocked down my baby

tooth! Oh, joyous event.

Such good news.

See who it is. Yeah, you go

ahead. Get it. Oh, for

crying!

Who are you guys?Stay away! Mr.

Mayor, Hector's in trouble. Tell him,

Drix. I'll get the file. Right-o. Hector

may have a concussion. Deceleration

injuries of this type usually occur when

the brain experiences... Hey, get out of

there! Those are top-secret city files!

Hey, there's nothing in here but candy.

They're Choco Carbo Womp Stoppers and

they're mine! But you had a big file on

me. Where'd it go?Don't ask me. Those

guys do my filing. Over pretty quickly.

Mr. Mayor, we need thatfile. It

proves who we are, how we came to Hector,

and-- What?You mean you guys are from

outside Hector?Well, technically,

yes, but that's beside the point. Yeah,

Hector's in trouble. They're

from outside Hector, and they reek of

kugel! Outsiders, boys! Take 'em

down!

Drex! Pump spray!

Heat gas, Cuffers.

This way, Ozzie.

Hold on, drinks. Think light.

The outsiders are described as dangerous

and smelling of kugel. If seen,

notify authorities immediately. Hmm,

they didn't get my good side. Oh,

boogers. Now no one will believe us about

Hector's concussion. Look, Hector's still

walking around in a daze. I don't think

he even knows what happened. And

he's getting sleepy, too.

Ozzy, if Hector falls asleep with a

concussion, he might never wake up. Dang!

Somehow we gotta fix this. I know, but

how?We can't search the entire brain.

The Central Data Bank. It records every

chemical reaction in Hector. It could

show us where the injury is centered. Are

you mad?You're proposing we break into a

bank?Not by ourselves. We'll

need help from a professional.

At 1:30, you're infecting a lymph node in

the right armpit. Work, work, work.

Makes you wonder if being evil's really

worth it. You tell me, Strepfinger.

Remember us?No,

sorry, I don't think so. Oh, wait,

you must be my 1130.

Get them!

Crouching dirtbag, leaping us!

Heaven. Hey! Don't worry.

This over-the-counter sleep aid is

non-habit forming.

Whoever you are, don't hurt me. I'll give

you anything, even Mr. Poco.

Relax, Strepfinger. All we want is your

help. My help?That's right.

We want to break into the city's central

data bank and we could use your evil

cunning. The central data bank?

Impossible. It's never been done. What's

in it for me?We were thinking, oh, say,

half. Indeed. Well, then, I

believe I'd be more than happy to

mastermind your little operation.

Great. Let's get started. You know, we've

onlymet. But I

like you boys. I think you're both

very evil. Thanks.

Like we evil guys always say.

Yes, Yes we do.

Join me.

ohh

That was good to happen. Who needs a

tissue?

The central data bank, Trix. The Brain's

Own Information Station.

Time for the Strepman's patented

bacterial acid.

These screens are wired to every neuron

in Hector's brain.

Do your science thing, Cellstein.

Brain scan on.

Calling all cells silent alone on the

central data bank.

Ozzie, look. An entire section of the

cerebrum has been blacked out. It's the

region that deals with short-term memory

retrieval. That's why no one remembers

us. We're the most recent arrivals in

Hector, so we're the ones everyone

forgot. What you doing?

A memory check from this morning before

the accident.

There's Uno. Who isn't he cute?Oh, good.

Hector brushed his teeth. A hearty

breakfast. A cursed skateboard. Uh,

there we are, stored on a backup file in

the same region. We got to reboot that

part of Hector's brain. Then Hector will

realize what happened to him and

everybody will remember us. Freeze

Maria. Oh, no, not you guys

again. Maria, you gotta listen.

Hector's been hit on the head. That's why

you don't remember us. I've had it with

you guys on the floor.

Spread 'em! Maria, wait. You have to

believe me. How else would I know that

your favorite flavor is phenolysine, or

that you cry whenever you see a rainbow

floating in a fatty oil?You gotta

be kidding. And how else would I know

that you always sleep with a stuffed toy

paramecium named Gumdrop?

That's a lie. Gumdrop sleeps in a basket

by the night table. How do you know all

that stuff?Because he's telling the

truth. We're telling the truth. Good

work, Officer Amino. We'll take it from

here.

Look at that vast, sloshing sea of

bladder fluid. You know, that reminds

me. I told you to go before we left the

database. By order of the mayor, all

outsiders are to be cast into the bladder

and expelled from Hector. No, wait.

You're making a big mistake. Hector's in

trouble. He's gonna fall asleep. Big

yada. Do it, boys.

No, we've got to get back to the rain.

Well, this ain't the right direction.

Party, our capsules are dissolving. Yeah,

now get in that sink and feel.

Maria?It is true. I do

let gumdrops sleep with me, and only my

closest friends would know that. That's

what I've been trying to tell you. Hey,

can we discuss this somewhere else before

nature calls?Okay, get in.

I do like these uniforms. We should go

undercover more often.

That hematoma is huge. Yeah,

and look how dark it's getting. We're

just lucky Hector hasn't fallen asleep

yet. We'll make for the area's control

center. That's where they keep the main

circuit breaker. One flick of the switch,

and Hector's memories will all come back.

We've

got company.

Just what we need. A whole head full of

brain cells gone wacko. Come on.

Intruders! This way! This way!

Hey, the Net Squad, stop chasing us!

Ozzy, this tissue is badly damaged. They

may have been worried about

electrosynaptic discharge. In English?

Brain lightning!

So sleepy.

I'm asking you for the last time. Who are

you and what do you want with your

pancakes?

Ozzie, the circuit breaker. I see it. I

wish I could reach it. Words cannot

express the gravity of your situation.

So, I'm going to use the magic of

interpretive dance. One and two

and jump, and lift, step,

touch. Guys, check out the eye channel.

Ball change and...

Hector's getting sleepier by the second.

Turn, step, turn, leap and twirl, and...

Jazz hands! If Hector

falls asleep in the park, nobody will

find him until it's too late. You guys

get to that switch. I'll give you cover.

Right. Cover?How?

Mercy!

Ohh

She is very good.

So tired.

Hector's shutting down.

Come

on, come on

Hold on to your Sido plan.

Hey!

I can't see the switch. Feel

for it. I got it. That's my buttOh,

sorry. I got it. I hope.

Yes!

Hey, Heck. Dude, are you all right?I

thought you went home. I think I

fell. I must have hit my head.

Yeah, well, come on, man. I better take

you home.

I should have worn my helmet. Drix!

We did it!Hector remembers the accident.

Now he can get help. Oh, my gosh, Trix!

It's all coming back to me. I do remember

you. Really?Yeah. I even

remember how we creamed you at protein

bowling. Then you remember winner pays

for dinner. Oh, I am just so glad

you trusted us. That's what friends are

for, right?

Especially good friends. Friends who

would never tell anyone about Gumdrop

unless they wanted to get hurt in many

horrible ways. Go, Job!

Doesn't ring a bell, nope. Never heard of

him. Oh, oh, I don't even know how to

spell it! Oh!

Well, at least things are back to normal

again. Yeah, or they will be when the

catches move into their new place. If you

run out of kugel, don't worry. I got a

tsimmis in the fridge.

Sally! Has anyone seen my back

cream?

Oi! Ooh, it's like a jungle back there.

Oh well, only three more weeks to go.

Pass the cougar. No, No no, this one's

mine. No, you ate all the crap I'm

in. What about the finish?Who ate

the finish?If it's among us, they don't

want to be rash. Even if it's humongous,

they'll fix it in a blast. Cellcomenal

squirts, hit some nerves. Trying to

protect him, they almost wreck him.

Looking good, like a bad cell should.

Like a bad cell should. Looking good,

like a bad cell should. With the cells in

the hood. Looking good, like a

bad cell should. Like a blood cell

should. Looking good, like a bad cell

should. With the cells in the hood.