01x11 - The Bug House

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see so he rolls over and pulls back to

sheet and she said that's okay I like

milk and

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cheese jam it jam it beat it will is

this is rat tool but we need you the

Little League finals are downstairs

we're playing the roaches for all

basement so what so muggle was supposed

to be the Umpire and I can't find him

anywhere and the game starts in 10es

minutes wait wait wait you want me to

Ump in scum Ville sure you know the game

and you've got great eyesight and you

don't need padding or anything forget it

cheese boy you're wasting your time come

on jam it it's the biggest game of the

year and everybody's looking forward to

it and no way and they're using Oreos

for

bases

labor how'd you get Rat King Cole to

come down here I just asked him well

after the game he gets to eat the

infield come on come on which one of

your little snot bags want to stke out

first well good luck coach hey same to

you man really yeah right die

rodent okay guys let's look sharp out

there hey B go on bruy big stick big

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stick what team do you play for the

Cleveland Geeks what do you mean what do

you mean he says lose one of the bats

pin head

time what's your problem h* what's my

problem Your Leader fans are stupid

Yahoo he deals with two gloves too who

is this guy jam it we worked it out

already when they used two bats they

only get two strikes a thanks for

telling me who you got bat and clean up

an octopus just quit hassling my players

you hear me hairball who are you boring

around boad I'll hassle whoever I want

down here hey we haven't even started

yet now look if you can't run a fair

contest if you're that biased that that

crooked we might as well quit right now

who put the be of your hard jam it just

get back to your do both ofies you don't

think I can call a fair game I'll sure

you can call a fair game qu on pitch the

ball bias who the heck did he think he

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is go you got him you got him you got

him can't run move move move move Mo

move thr

it CH it CH it yes way to go

baby I'm happy with that nice one call

me keep it up it's going to be a long

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game

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oh let's go you guys you got a one-run

lead we got to hold them you can do it

please let them do it just once let them

do

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it hurry SL

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SL

come on you clowns one more lousy out in

the more B next

battle okay Ralphie you're our last

chair sir why does it have to be me I'm

not good at handling stress oh Rie It's

Not Easy Being Young sir I mean there's

the emphasis placed on competition the

need for Pure acceptance and my parents

insist on straight A*DS at school I've

been dealing with pressure like this

ever since I was born

Ralphie you were born this morning yeah

and it's not even 3 yet look just do two

things okay one keep your eye on the

ball two remember that whatever happened

you and me are cool thanks

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Mo let's go Rie trick one boy big guun

big guun come on Samuel no better no

better

stri

stke oh you kidding that ball was that

ball Ain come down yet you keep making

calls like that we might as well hit the

shot right now the way you s smell be a

good idea don't mess with mey back

off can we play

please

that's the problem with this country no

respect for authority let's go

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better go go back back back back back

back

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hurry hurry boom bo boom boom boom boom

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boom

hey like hecky is a d i saw that stud

back you cheated up what are you talking

about out you moved the plate just

before ralie dove in you're nothing but

a cheap to bit liar yeah and you're a t

loser You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet go away

you pushing

termite hey break it

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up

nice going you jerk chill out what are

they going to do you out with see

jail you got to be kicking me you guys

got a

jail jam it he's locking Us in oh come

on you better be pulling my tail get

back here you 12 I TW let go it go it go

it go it go

Go

Go Cartoon Network has just taken a

straw

F attention c c lights out in 10 minutes

can you believe this we trapped trapped

like humans why' they put us in jail Mo

disorderly conduct that's why we got

laws against stuff like that laws you

flatheads got laws there's a 100 million

roaches down here how else they going to

keep us in line how about a really big

can of R better get some sleep they

probably want you guys in court first

thing hold it steady say

cheese what it

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fo great I'm a con don't sweat it man

the judges will probably left you off

with a slap on the

Paw what about jamut hey picking a

fight's a real serious rap down here and

cheating's even worse Ry bum's about to

find that out spill it tubby was it you

you ain't getting nothing from me flat

Fe a real tough guy huh you ever been up

to sore tough guy H prison cuz that's

where you headed you know straight to

the bug house I know guys in the slam

who k*ll for a fur

coat fur

coat you don't scare me he where's my

lawyer he you guys said I got a

lawyer

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these are all for me will you see the

jurry I couldn't hear anything because

everybody was yelling but Mo was really

angry the next thing I knew they were

wrestling each other at the plates so I

tried to pull them apart them meaning

the rat and the Roose is that correct

yes sir I see and will this particular

rat be in the courtroom today well yeah

would you point him out to

us thank you son that the record show

that the witness pointed to the porky

piece of scum who started this whole

thing hey wait a minute one more out

breast like that and I'll throw you in

leg irons and we got plenty of those

believe you

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me and then what happened sir he moved

the plate that's what happened that big

foul Mouse scuzzy crud face ring tried

to shaft us objection to the

characterization of my client as

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big see it was a real close game and

everybody was all excited and I guess we

just got a little you know Caught Up In

the Heat of the

Moment of course just a little healthy

competition right yeah I see tell me sir

do you always cheat or do you just save

it for when you're down here council do

Badge of the rat look I didn't cheat

okay and I got nothing against roach

nothing at all fine now where were we

can we hear the witnesses reply to the

last question I hate and despise you all

you ugly disgusting slimy bugs what I

never said that why don't you just admit

it you swindled and you incited a brawl

isn't that right well no I mean I mean

that that depends do you mean Swindle in

the biblical sense don't play games with

us sir we weren't born yesterday at

least most of us weren here now answer

the question did you or did you not move

the plate are you or are you not to

blame for this Riot and is you is or is

you ate my

baby order I said

order B play in the

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courtroom

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so you're doing okay down here you

getting enough to eat any of the guys

send you flowers yet look just tell me

when you guys are planing the break beg

your pardon come on everybody must have

heard about this the whole basement's

got to be lining up to help Bush me

out so how about those Mets I'm dying Ma

you saw what happened today I'm get King

alive in there hey what am I supposed to

do it ain't like we got an embassy down

here well you better come up with

something they want to put me on a chain

gag Ma I don't even have a harmonica hey

keep it down

sorry wait a minute where's Ernie soccer

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practice oh this is

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big you Lo 16 tons and what do you get

another day older and deeper in debt oh

will you please a little culture won't

k*ll you just die call me 6, 12 more

days and you a free

rat 45 46 47 48 49

50 have had 50 eggs who said anything

about

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eggs he about Janet you gave the warden

some lip there making him spend the

night in the

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Box what you doing W there no breaks

don't want of thirsty

guys this you get to spend a night in

the Box got anything to say son yeah you

might have G A Little Miss muff at your

fly stucking

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creep hey man I want to be chained to

somebody else what we've got here is a

failure to communicate no what you got

here is a Burman on the land are you

crazy I'm not with him get him stop

those

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C my leg I can't

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run I can't swim either you want about

everything don't

you

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move

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move I suppose you're going to tell me

to can't fly right no but you

can

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no

what what what is it come on we're

getting out of here are you crazy we're

in jail not for long we

ain't jam it stop it you'll only get

yourself in more

trouble jam it let me

go great you okay I really blew it

didn't I I came down here I acted like a

jerk picked a fight I even cheated a

little kid nice going dir brain come on

let's go back to sleep you know the

worst thing I drag you down with me you

will walk guys if you only knew how many

times I wish I could be like you Max how

honest you are how nice you treat

everybody jam it and now when it seems

like the whole Dawn words against me

here you are right by my side hey at

least we'll be together down here right

I CED a plea jamet you what I made a

deal with the lawyers they'll let me go

if I tell the jury what really happened

you Ratt it on me I didn't rat on you I

told the truth it's the same thing look

I didn't do anything wrong there's no

sense in us both going to

prison J stop it Ain going to nail me

you got that

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not J

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it good we were just coming to get you

no please don't make me

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go cheer up kid I got a good feeling

about this when they find him guilty I'm

going to faint maybe the judges will

knock off a couple of years look the

jury's coming back

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in

think they'll make it before June I got

a garden to

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plan

it's what there's nothing there sorry

but we're deadlocked the vote was 1199

guilty one not guilty one guy held out

he wouldn't Buzz your H Earth as you

know the law forbids to mention his

name was fine it was

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me listen to me everyone I'm trying to

make a point here okay he's a liar and

he started a fight I'm not saying what

he did wasn't wrong it's just that what

we're doing is worse he deserves it he

deserves a fair trial and he didn't get

one you don't want to punish him for

breaking the law you want to punish him

because CU you hate

him but what happens when the next one

we decide to hate is innocent if he's

found guilty then we might as well not

even have a justice system at all I'm

sorry but that's the way I feel

okay would the council approach the

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bench case

dismissed me

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yeah and you better get out of here

you're going to be oatmeal hurry we'll

meet you

upstairs everyone not safe

me I can't believe it I'm free I'm free

I beat the rap listen I don't know who

you are but I'll never forget what you

did in there ever don't mention it name

is D It Ralph Ralph Ral where I know

Ralph from a couple of days ago of

course everybody called me Ralphie then

because I was just a little kid who

played in a little league and who got a

big hit in the bottom of the ninth you

Rie yeah and you're the guy who shafted

me out of a home run you fat

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puke

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oh oh

oh it's chicken Nole what do you think

Chi God I love him like

this hey muggle hello has anybody seen

jamit well yeah we're going to have a

ball game and I was thinking maybe he

could be the Umpire

no stop you're going to haur yourself

worse who's

he clam chow or what do you

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think

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