01x07 - An Embarrassment of Roaches

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I'll show you butter at the dog show she

respected it with all the finalists

you should have seen this boy jam it

isn't this the hotline to Moscow okay

borrow any if you wants to talk to of

that baby you can dial Direct we're

getting ready for t*rture sequel you're

really being cruel you know I mean he

may be a cat but he also happens to be

disabled so building a wheelchair

litter box Janet

yes smooth talk but ran it wasn't my

fault your dumb string broke whoa sure

is the big bait nothing I suppose

oh look at this joint

you can't beat the location it burned me

this is themed fat genius for the

radiators upstairs I wonder if anyone

ever lived here someone does now welcome

to Casa Janet you're moving in I think

I'm just gonna seal it up for the next

35 helipad

I'll give you a couple of Milk Duds

we should get some more help Jim if

these things weigh a ton mago sure you

can handle that in by yourself whatever

happened I love it

talk about a steal how's the square

footage tons there were six of them I'm

gonna put my circular bed back in the

middle of the floor for that you have to

look close I need subsections in Anning

hello young man what do you slimy

lowlife chunks of sludge think you're

doing this must be the Welcome Wagon I

thought you said it was empty it was

this morning hi the names Phyllis listen

I'm having the walls done in allied

terracotta I'm going for kind of a Santa

Fe thing what do you think

get out Trixie so much for Girl Talk

you're on the wrong floor honey you want

to dabble in decorating find a place in

your own zip code

I can stop trading in it oh it's ready

bump ooh lava lips hey Moe's little

brother I'm helping these two what they

move they used to be my neighbors now

they're gonna be your neighbors no way

jack first of all this is not place I

found it this morning they found it last

week you got a second of all yeah

they're roaches what difference does

that make

Shh max be quiet just pack up your crap

and be at your bug digs now this isn't

personal believe me it's just yourself

for heaven's sake why would I take that

personally see we are toying with the

idea of retiring in Florida the

landfills near Palm Beach are supposed

to be heaven but then we thought all our

friends are the children we shouldn't

forget the children why not they forgot

about us 90,000 kids they don't ride

they don't call anyway we found that

hole on our way up to the pantry last

week it was hot muggy pitch-black you

know everything you look for in a home

I'm trying to warn them about those

dudes up here but they thought I was

exaggerating thing look I'm sorry

we're not all like this I swear

look honey

our first l*nch m*b no Jimmy don't you

mess with me up man

you go to stop me what did I say no

rough stuff look we don't want trouble

you don't want trouble but there's a

simple law of nature here

roaches stay down we stay up how can you

call that nature because it is because

that's how it's been as far back as I

can remember we already said why I mean

it's bad enough to hate somebody for a

reason but you guys don't even have one

oh you got his I hate you

cuz that's the way it's always been the

truth is you don't know why Trixie did

you see what everyone listened to me the

only reason you feel threatened by the

roaches is because you don't know

anything about them why can't you take

the time to learn why can't you at least

try give them a chance please for once

let's do what's right that was pretty

good okay they can stay what well it's

true I can't think of one reason why I

ain't

maybe there was the reason my folks say

to them but it was probably because

their folks hated them

sorry for the trouble enjoy your no home

there's a nice one-bedroom available

next door to me course I need references

and I hope nobody minds us being up this

late

we're incensed we're supposed to be up

late you know I like that boy max did

all our girls find husbands in the

neighborhood 10 minutes already you're

on a mixed marriage I still can't

imagine why anyone would hate us like

that you being such a cube you know oh

stop it mommy sir you had a Red Wings

you know I've heard some women find this

sort of vulnerability very attractive

when did this happen I came over to

listen to bother ray and I fan then come

up with some diapers cuz they live in

all over the floor yeah oh hi

Maury look who's here hi listen do you

know anything about some loose babies

babies like a babies I thought I felt

something funny last night they're yours

at my age can you imagine of course

Maurice and Rose never quit either

she even laid a batch of eggs during her

funeral 206 of them oh darling kids they

live in a urinal at the Supreme Court

well what are we supposed to do with

these oh just let him alone they grow

like weeds they'll be out of your fur in

no time

she can't have like that many it only

been here one night

oh good they're potty-trained there are

only two hours old

well pretty soon they'll be smoking and

hanging out in the cracks that's their

rebellious face it'll last from about

1:00 to 2:30 come on out okay out come

on beat it

yeah you out you okay good job turd

brain look they're growing really fast

maybe tomorrow they'll be gone yeah and

maybe the next day she laid 2,000 more

I'm telling you the birds above factory

look they made you got us into this mess

so girls up

morning

Ian rags want to come upstairs it's the

only place didn't get me seasick loud

eggs cuz I forgot about that you forgot

it's like Hong Kong up there well she is

kind of old be having kids it's just we

didn't think I had so many at once you

should see his old honeymoons what am I

gonna do Mo's I made this big speech

about being the same and living together

I can't just ask them to leave you know

what your problem is

are you thinking like the people up

there I mean they're always saying love

your neighbor one big family stuff like

that they're right sure they are okay

people the Osmonds there's differences

between you and be Matt and it's okay

for you for you or anybody to point them

out just don't be looking down on us

when you do okay that you still like us

don't you sure only in moderation like

five or six hundred at a time

no man wants to catch the day nugget

Tata is just so we'll have the fruit cup

this one is too easy aim the golf ball

he comes around the corner I am holding

the heavy one you know the vans here

from the Animal Hospital you might have

heard me yesterday now gonna get this

from you too he's a cat you think he

worries about how the dog see you

Oh

Michael what's wrong look at them again

hold on

sure sure he can't Trixie gem it's in

real good shape sorry

would you get yourself in till this time

they've done earlier

oh that's why she's your kid children

mommy needs a favor

what the heck's going on operation

feline storm

they're real bright that's my side of

the family and the lion won last time

and went back into the jungle okay time

for bed now come on kids that's enough

let your uncle muggle explode they all

look healthy chew on wood

you guys are moving we already did they

shout out that Aviators for the summer

it's freezing in there

great oh stop it you're about to throw

us out anyway I guess we kind of made a

mistake thinking we could all live

together ah no big deal you're only

human you know you're some piece of work

kid children I have two words Disney

World

see you around Rhett good luck with the

new digs

Oh oh yeah you have a nice timing to

swamp Thanks hey you know II should get

hungry I guess I owe you guys a lot

oh it's chocolates it come here you big

lug

hey jamming you're moving in already

you big your bird I'm moving in I found

it wipe your feet will ya this isn't a

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