05x21 - Lightning Strikes

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He said BS.

But first he said P.

We now return to Great American Minds

Part 6, Benjamin Franklin.

It was on a rainy Philadelphia night in

the middle of a cow pasture, where I tied

a metal key to a kite in an attempt to

prove my hypothesis of the presence of

electricity in lightning.

Whoa! That's

cool. Yeah.

Get the kite, Beavis. Cool.

This is a happy little tune.

Could you change your channel, butthead?

Hey, is that that dude who's the host on

Family Feud?Oh, yeah,

yeahSurvey said! Pretty

good, huhName the place where I

usually kick Beavis.

Survey said!

I'm sorry, the correct answer was assDamn

it. I'm gonna have to kick you there

right now. Uh Cut it

out! Family view. This

sucks.

Yeah. Families. I

get up when I want, except on Wednesdays

when I get rudely awake. What the hell

language is he speaking?I don't know,

it's like, I can hear some American words

in there, but it sounds like I can't

really tell what he's saying. Yeah, this

must be English.

England sucks.

You know those asswipes the Beatles?They

ruined music. Yeah, yeah, really.

Guacamole's dudes always put an ice cream

truck in their video. Yeah, yeah, really,

I don't know. It's like, whoa, slap it!

This is gonna be cool.

Whoa. Did you see that one?Hey, that was

cool. Hey, we should come out in storms

more often. Yeah.

Storms rule.

Okay, get ready, dude.

Damn it. This tree's pissed me off.

Hey, buddy, check it out. He's stuck in

the crotch of a tree.

Damn it, Beavis. Quit screwing around.

We've got an experiment to do. Help me

get this stupid kite down. Oh, yeah.

Just get him here.

Oh, this one seems OK, but the other one

got hit pretty bad. The EKG shows a

pulse, but there seems to be little brain

activity.

Hi, Mr. Butthead. Betsy Weiner, Decency

in Media. Uh,

what's her name?Betsy Weiner.

I spoke to the doctor. He says you boys

were injured after imitating something

you saw on TV. Could you tell me about

it?Uh..

We were watching this TV show that had

some, like, old dude with long hair and

glasses. Howard Stern?Uh..

no. Whoa!

But have you ever seen Howard Stern or

listened to his radio show?

I think so. Now we're getting

somewhere. Tell me more about this TV

show. Well, this dude,

like, tied his key to a kite and, like,

lightning hit it and stuff. It was

pretty cool. So

this was portrayed in a glamorous light.

Whoa! Shut up, dumbass

I'm doing an interview.

Well, they said this dude was, like,

really great or something.

Quick, somebody get me that TV listing. I

want to know what was on last night.

No, it couldn't be. What else were you

watching yesterday?Uh,

I think we saw some videos or something.

Tales from the hard side. Tales from the

hard side?Yeah, yeahIs that like

stories about stiffies?

Yeah. It's like, once upon a

time, I had a stiffyAnd I

lived heavily ever. And that's my tale

from the hard side. Thank you, I'm Bevis,

goodnight.

story for every stiffy I had.

I'd have like, uh, several stories.

Yeah, me too.

Hey buddy, it's like these guys like jump

around and stuff like they're rapping,

but like this isn't rap music, it's

metal. So what, Beavis?

You just don't have any like, uh,

imagination. I know.

I don't want any either. Imagination

sucks. It hurts when I use my

imagination. Okay.

Whoa, that dude can scream for a long

time. No way, that's nothing. Check us

out.

Shut up.

Hey, Beva. You know what rules

about hospitals?

UmAll the free ice cream?No.

You don't have to get out of bed to take

a whizz. Oh yeah.

I took a dump in mine.

Check this out.

Yes, this is the nurse. Uh,

bring us some more ice cream?And some of

that stuff for pain?Yeah.

Wonder why everybody doesn't do this?

Yeah. Hey, check it out, it's that

chick. These two boys were

left unsupervised watching music videos

that depicted rock stars they thought

were cool. I understand that in one of

the videos, there was fire, explosions,

and even lightning. We're not saying

there was a connection, but certainly the

coincidence is difficult to ignore. It's

obvious that kids are imitating what they

see. That chick is stupid.

Yeah. I hope nobody

imitates her.

I think it's like... French?Really?

Or Mexican or something?I'll be damned.

I can sing in French,

check this out. That's

pretty

good, Beavis. You sound just like

those dudes.

Whoa, check it out, buddy, that's that

guy from My ThreeThat's Ernie for my

three sons. See back in the doorway?Oh,

yeah. That's him. That is him.

Check this out. Hey, Uncle Charlie.

Seems like a lot of work to me.

Hey, Uncle Charlie. I think I'll go put

on a stupid dork outfit and go dance like

a once for a while. Yeah. Hey, Uncle

Charlie. I think me

and Chip are going to go dance around

like a bunch of dorks. Yeah. And

then, like, Uncle Charlie's like, Damn

it, Hurry! I'm trying to make a cake

here. Will you get out of the kitchen and

quit acting like a dork?Yeah.

My three son of a b*tches