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08x09 - Blaze's First Race

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

08x09 - Blaze's First Race

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

[engines revving]

[all cheering]

- Yee-haw.

- Hey.

- Oh-h*, hey.

You're just in time to come for a drive with me and my friends.

- Speaking of friends, has anyone seen Stripes?

- Rawr.

Hey, everybody.

Wait till you see what I found.

[engine revving]

- Hiya, Stripes.

What you got there?

- It's a photo album with pictures of us

when we were little.

Rawr.

- Ooh. - Wow.

- See?

There's me, little Stripes.

- Oh.

- Aww.

- Well, shucks, that tiny cowgirl's me, little Starla.

- And there I am, little Darington.

- Hee-hee. That little Zeg.

- Let's see our picture, Blaze.

- Yeah.

Do you want to see a picture of me and AJ when we were little?

OK.

[together] Aww.

- Hey, I remember that day.

- Yeah, this picture is from the day of our very first race.

♪ ♪

- All right.

Whoo-hoo!

- Come on, everyone.

Excuse us.

- Oh-h*!

- Yeah!

- Hello, there. - Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- What that?

- Shoo-wee.

That's the Monster Dome, where all the big races happen.

- Come on, everyone.

Let's go get a closer look.

[engines revving]

♪ ♪

all: Whoo! Yeah!

♪ ♪

Wow!

♪ ♪

- Look.

There's a race starting right now.

And there's the starting line.

- Yeah, and here come the racers.

- The racers all look so big.

- Shucks, I wish I was big so I could be in a race.

- Yeah. - Totally.

- Zeg too.

- Well, who says you have to be big to be in a race?

- What do you mean, Blaze?

- I mean, why don't we join the race too?

- Cool.

- You really think we can, with all those big racers?

- You bet I do.

Because we may be small, but we can do it all.

- Whoo-whee! - Yeah, let's do it.

- Blaze is right.

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- Hello, everybody.

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- Hey, check it out, Blaze, another little racer.

[horn honks]

- Watch it. Coming through.

- Hi, there.

My name is Blaze.

What's yours?

- The name's Crusher.

And believe it or not, this is actually my first race ever.

- Wow.

Nice to meet you, Crusher.

- It's our first race, too.

- Well, you might as well give up now,

'cause I'll be the fastest one out there.

[laughs]

Whoa-oh!

[horn fanfare] - Ooh.

- Hey, y'all I think the race is about to start.

- Yeah, see that light over there?

We go when the light turns green.

- Look, carefully.

When the light turns green, say, go.

[light beeping]

Go!

all: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

♪ We may be small, but we can do it all ♪

♪ Nothing can stop us

♪ Nothing's gonna slow us down ♪

♪ Driving super-fast, but we're having a blast ♪

♪ We're the coolest little trucks around ♪

♪ We may be small, but we can do it all ♪

♪ Big jumps and radical tricks ♪

♪ We may be small, but we can do it all ♪

♪ Awesome stunts and amazing flips ♪

♪ We may be small, but we can do it all ♪

♪ We can do it

♪ We can do it ♪

♪ We may be small, but we can do it all ♪

♪ We can do it ♪

♪ We can do it all ♪

♪ ♪

- Go, Crusher, go.

Go, Crusher, go.

- Pickle, what are you doing here?

- Well, since this is your first race,

I thought I could be your first fan.

Whoo-hoo!

Go, Crusher.

- My first fan, huh?

OK, then, Pickle, let's hear you do a cheer

about how great I am.

- Coming right up.

Ahem.

Crusher, Crusher, he's so great at driving

into a hot dog plate.

- A hot dog plate?

[sighs]

[horn tooting]

- Ooh, look.

Here comes that nice Blaze fellow with all his friends.

- [sighs] I don't want them catching up with me.

Hmm.

Maybe I should push this loop de loop button to stop em.

- Gee, Crusher.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Making loop de loops would be cheating,

and you wouldn't want to do something like that.

- Cheating?

Huh?

I've never heard of cheating before, but I like it.

Heh-heh-heh-heh.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Uh-oh, look out.

all: Whoa.

- Hoppin' hubcaps.

Those look like giant loop de loops.

- Uh oh, that bad?

- Don't worry, friends.

We'll find a way, 'cause remember,

we may be small, but we can do it all.

- Whoo-hoo! - Blaze is right.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

What if we go through the loops by using centripetal force?

- Ooh, what's centripidee doodad force?

- Centripetal force is a force that

keeps you moving in a circle.

- Yeah.

- If we're too slow, we won't be able to drive

around the loop de loop.

But if we speed up, we'll have enough centripetal force

to push us all the way around.

- Come on, friends.

Let's give it a try.

- Yeah! - Let's go!

[upbeat rock music]

- To have enough centripetal force

to get around this first loop, we need to go a speed of five.

Count to five with us.

all: One, two, three, four, five.

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Whoo!

♪ ♪

- I don't believe it.

I just did my first loop de loop.

- Rawr!

- Well, get ready, because here comes an even bigger loop.

That means we need to go even faster.

Count to nine with us.

Start at five.

all: Five, six, seven, eight, nine.

♪ ♪

all: Whoo-hoo! Yippee!

All right! Yee-haw! Yeah!

[laughter]

- Centripetal force fun.

- Well, I sure hope we have enough

to get through this last loop de loop, because it's

the biggest one of them all.

- To have enough centripetal force,

we need to go with speed of .

Count to with us.

Start at nine.

all: , , , ,

, , .

Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yee-haw!

- Little daring time.

- Whoo-hoo!

all: All right! Yeah!

- We did it, y'all.

We made it past the loop de loops.

- Yeah.

- Nothing can stop us.

- That's right, because we may be small.

all: But we can do it all.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

♪ ♪

- Hey, Pickle, you should do a cheer about how awesome

I'm doing in this race.

- Sure, I can do that.

- Ahem.

Crusher, Crusher, he's so awesome.

He gets hugs from a possum.

- Hugs from a possum?

Ah! Ah!

Ugh! Ugh!

- Bye.

- Look, Crusher.

The sign says that you're supposed

to race through that tunnel over there.

- That's true.

But what if I turn the sign so it tells the other racers

to go to the wrong tunnel?

- Oh, Crusher, you don't wanna do that.

That's cheating.

- Cheating.

Yeah, I like it.

[laughs]

[engine revving]

[horn honking]

all: Yeah! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

- Ooh, look.

Sign point this way.

- Well, then, this must be the way to go.

Come on, everyone.

all: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- Does it seem strange to anyone

else that we haven't seen the other racers in a while?

[sad music]

- Uh-oh. - The racetrack, it's gone.

- And the only way out of this cave is way over there.

- Don't worry, friends.

I've got an idea.

What if we swing across the cave with a pendulum?

- Pendulum?

That great idea.

Um, what pendulum?

- Check it out.

A pendulum is a weight that hangs down from a line.

When you pull a pendulum one way and let go,

it swings up to the same height on the other side.

- Well, shucks, I can make us a pendulum with my trusty lasso.

[rope whirring]

Yee-haw!

- All right.

- Good work, Starla.

Now we just need to find someplace high

that we can swing from.

- Yeah. 'Cause with a pendulum, the higher you start from,

the higher you swing.

[engines revving]

- Ooh, I know.

We can swing from the tallest of those tree stumps.

- Look carefully.

Which tree stump is the tallest?

The red one.

- Right.

- Oh, boy! - Whoo-hoo!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Yippee!

♪ ♪

Hang tight, y'all.

It's time to use our--

all: Pendulum.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

- We made it.

- Now let's make a pendulum swing to that rock over there.

- Great.

Now all we need is someplace tall to swing from.

Zeg know Friends swing from mushroom.

- Good idea, Zeg.

Let's look.

Which mushroom is the tallest?

The yellow mushroom.

Yeah.

♪ ♪

all: Yee-haw! Yeah!

♪ ♪

One pendulum coming up.

- Ha-ha! Time to get swinging with our--

all: Pendulum.

- Yippee! - Rawr!

- Just one more swing and we'll be out of this cave.

- Ooh, what do you say we start our swing

this time from those flowers?

- Look carefully.

Which flower is the tallest?

The purple one. Right.

all: Whoopee! Yeah! All right!

- Yee-haw!

- Hee-hee-hee.

Zeg ready for--

all: Pendulum.

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo!

[laughter]

- We made it.

- That's right.

'Cause we may be small--

all: But we can do it all.

♪ ♪

- Look out.

Coming through.

[horn honks]

- Hey, Crusher.

I just made up a new cheer.

You wanna hear it?

- No, thank you.

I don't want any more of your cheers, Pickle.

- Are you sure?

It's all about you and how great you're doing in the race.

- Hmm.

I am doing pretty great in the race.

OK, Pickle, let's hear it.

- Ahem.

Crusher's so great in the race.

He's got French fries on his face.

- French fries on his face?

[groans]

[horn honking]

- Ooh, look, it's Blaze again.

Hi, Blaze.

♪ ♪

all: Whoo-hoo! All right!

- [groans] I can't let Blaze catch up.

I wanna win the race.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, that gives me an idea.

What if I blocked the racetrack with giant bananas?

- Oh, Crusher, but that would be cheating.

- Cheating.

Yeah.

I like it.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[engine revving]

- Monster Machines, look out.

- Rawr! - Oh, no.

Those big bananas are blocking the racetrack.

- No worry.

Little Zeg smash banana.

Ahh!

♪ ♪

[groans]

Aw, Zeg too little to smash.

- It's OK, Zeg.

We don't need to be the biggest trucks to smash those bananas.

- Yeah.

We may be small--

all: But we can do it all.

- To smash through the bananas, we just need more mass.

Mass measures all the particles inside something

that make it heavy.

And the more mass something has, the more it can smash.

- Ooh, I have an idea.

Let's see how much mass we have if we

both ride on that skateboard.

- Hmm.

OK.

[engines revving]

- Check it out.

To smash through that wall of bananas, we need a mass of .

- Yeah.

And together, Zeg, AJ, and I have this much mass.

Is that the number ?

No.

That's only four.

- Friends need more mass.

- Shoo-wee, I can help you fellas.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, me too. - Yeah.

Yee-haw.

- Whoo-hoo.

- Now, remember, we need a mass of

to smash through the bananas.

And now our mass is this much.

Is that the number ?

No.

That's .

- Well, shucks.

We just need a little more mass.

- And we'd better do it fast, 'cause we're almost

at the bananas.

- Hey, friends, don't forget about me.

Whoo-hoo!

Rawr!

all: Whoa! Yeah!

- All right.

Now our mass is this much.

Is that the number ?

Yeah.

- Yee-haw, we finally got ourselves enough--

all: Mass.

[engine revving]

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!



- Well, bust my bumpers, it's the Monster Dome.

- [gasps]

We've almost made it to the finish line.

- Hey, Blaze, do you think we've got a chance to win?

- Sure I do.

'Cause when it comes to racing, we may be small--

all: But we can do it all.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

♪ ♪

[tires squealing]

- [giggles]

[engine revving]

both: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Thanks to all my cheating, I'm finally in first place.

Nobody can beat me now, not even that other guy.

What's his name again?

Oh, yeah, it's--

[horn honking]

all: All right! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Blaze?

Hmph.

Well, let's see Blaze and his little friends get past this.

♪ ♪

My biggest cheat ever.

♪ ♪

- Oh, no. - Rawr!

- The drawbridge, it's up.

- The only way to get across now

is to jump to the other side.

- But even the biggest racers can't jump that far.

- Well, maybe the biggest racers can't do it,

but we can, by going super-fast, with this.

I call it Blazing Speed.

♪ ♪

- Ooh.

- Wow.

- Ooh.

- Wow.

- Now to use Blazing Speed, we just

have to say the special words.

- Ooh, is it let's go fast?

- Let's giddy up?

- Let's pizza?

- [chuckles] No.

To use Blazing Speed, we say, let's blaze!

Come on, say it with us.

Say, let's blaze.

all: Let's blaze!

[engines revving]

Yeah! Yee-haw! Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- Wait.

What?

Whoa!

Ugh.

all: Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

- We won!

all: Yeah! Yahoo!

- We did it!

- I don't believe it.

We won our very first race.

- Great job, Blaze.

- Aw, you too, AJ.

- Hey, everyone, how 'bout we get a picture together?

- Yeah, a picture, so we always remember our very first race.

♪ ♪

- We may be small--

all: But we can do it all.

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪