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03x04 - Face to face Communication

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "MANES". Aired: February 15, 2023.*
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Billuka is a renowned Fintech company created and managed altogether by Julian, Ricardo, Santiago, Tomas, Daniel and Mafe.

03x04 - Face to face Communication

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From now on we're going to say things up-front.

Yes, please.

Juli, everything straightforward,

so we don't make up things that go out of proportion

-and don't even exist. -Uh-huh.

For example, do you know that I love you a lot?

-A lot? -Yes.

-Me too. -I have to go, I have to...

-No, no, no, no, wait. -Yes. Juli.

-Juli, stop. -No, no, give me three seconds.

-You're going? Okay. -No, I have to go.

Stop, Julián.

Oh.

We're really excited, Santi,

that you have chosen a non-conventional home.

As you can see, co-living is made so you can express yourself,

gather with other people.

For example, look at this space where you can find game consoles,

there you have a ping-pong table, and here's our wonderful pool table.

Here they are practicing for the pool tournament in pairs.

The prize is two million pesos.

-Two million? -Two million.

All you have to do is bring someone

that doesn't know what co-living is, that's it.

Okay, cool, I'm in. I'll ask my friend to join me.

Perfect, call him.

No, I'll answer to this over here.

Okay, cool.

So what, guys?

Sofi, Sofi, So-Sofi.

-My friend, one question. -Yes?

Uh, the room, where is it?

The room is the best part.

-Come, this way. -Thanks.

Look, this floor is spectacular because you're going to be surrounded

by people with wonderful energy.

Welcome. This is your room.

Your key. Can I keep a copy?

No, I prefer to keep both.

-Are you sure? -Absolutely.

Okay.

-Welcome to our community, Santi. -Santiago.

SOFI: I LIKE YOUR BIO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

I'M A WORLD NOMAD

SEE YOU TONIGHT?

I really don't know what to do with Esteban.

He asks me for money, he lends everything,

whenever I go home, there's someone different there,

I'm freakin' fed up!

I know. Talk to him,

if he gets offended, that's his problem,

but what's happening is your fault.

Deal with it.

Or maybe not, but stop complaining already.

Oh, you're so mature.

What?

What happened?

I won the grant.

Wonderful. And what's that?

That's the possibility that my project

runs smoothly for the next three years, Marci.

Oh, I can't believe it! Wonderful!

My friend! Please, two mimosas.

This calls for a double celebration.

Yes, let's do that.

-Yes, let's celebrate, right? -Yes, what do you want?

You want sushi? You want Mexican food?

You want Arabic? Which one you want?

All. All of them! Yes.

Love, hi.

I have great news for you, we won the grant.

Congratulations!

I knew you were going to win it, I was certain.

I would like to celebrate.

I would love to celebrate everything tonight,

our new apartment, this great news, everything.

I'm here with Marci. What do you think?

Great idea. Okay, tell me,

tell me what would you like and I'll take care of everything.

Thank you. Okay, so I'll call you back then.

I love you. Bye.

Julián, I was reading the document of the pilot draft today.

-And how is it? -Badass, I just have some feedback.

-Do you have time? -Yes.

Cool.

-Welcome in. -And what's this?

Listen, let's see, dude,

why the hell don't you have an international projection?

I mean, the draft you've created

applies to any damn corner of Latin America.

Exactly, for that same reason, because the approach we have

is for the Latin American market.

Then?

-What? -What's missing?

What do you mean what's missing?

What's missing? What's missing? Is it the money?

No, here, these are missing, look, and I'll paint them hairy.

The ba*ls!

Now, what you need, look, is vision.

You need vision so you can see the potential, dude,

of that awesome beautiful baby you have created.

Now, check this out, we open in Mexico City,

we blow up there, we host the best event of the year.

You know for sure that if we make it in Mexico,

from there south, it's a piece of cake.

So, dude, to go down to Latin America, it'll be two seconds.

You want Peru? You want Brazil? Dude, we'll do it.

And then "Knock, knock, hello, our friends from USA."

We get in perfectly.

And then Canada and, dude, we grab the whole damn world.

Yes, but we're still missing the money.

And why the hell am I here for?

Let me be the fuel for this f*cking beautiful rocket you've created.

Just say frog, and I'll jump, dude.

I spoke with the investors and we're all in,

there's only one condition.

What's that drawing?

This cartoon is you.

It's only missing...

There it is, with your little beard, the prettiest buddy.

And this buddy needs to board a plane and pum, pum...

To get to the beautiful city of Mexico.

And go live at your new home.

Well, but I don't necessarily need to go to Mexico myself,

we can send Daniel or Santiago or Ricardo.

We could send Daniel, we could, but who's this guy?

It's you.

Yeah, but I can't go.

But you can go, because it's you.

I love Daniel, man, he's a great guy, but the bet is with you.

DUDES "SPEAK UP-FRONT"

Look at that deal, analyze it.

"The dude is a show off, bad father, bad person, go back home."

"I can't believe how someone can be so selfish.

That father needs an urgent reality check."

"Don't worry, Lucas, your stepfather is going to run away

as soon as soon as he sees that the three hairs he had left are falling."

There's even a hashtag.

What is it?

#PaulaRunaway.

Oh, Richie,

you know how they are on social media,

especially those who are Lucas's age.

They take advantage of these apps

to say what they can't say in real life, and that's it.

No, that's the problem with letting Lucas do whatever he wants.

An influencer?

Damn, that's the lowest of the lower in the food chain.

Let's see, I think you should receive the feedback

and stop contradicting him in everything.

Receive the feedback.

Look how many followers he has.

-Yeah. -What?

A bunch of followers telling me I'm a loser.

Oh, Richie, unbelievable.

Yeah, well, unbelievable.

Look, think about it, meditate it, digest it,

talk about it with your team and then give me an answer.

But it's important for you to know

that in order to inject some life in Billuka,

Mexico is your new home.

Walk it out, give it some thought.

That's it.

No, this guy went nuts.

But we're talking about Rodrigo Del Regil, dude,

that man is the sh*t in Mexico, he's a damn millionaire.

¡Ush!

But what's wrong, d*ck face?

What's wrong, as*h*le?

I'm tired of hearing all of you say that Lina's ex is Steve Jobs' d*ck.

No, then calm down and tell me what's the problem.

Look, do you want me to tell you? Listen to me, shut up.

Do you really want me to tell you what I think?

As co-founder of Billuka?

Go to Mexico.

Go away, man, go away, do it, go away.

And it doesn't matter that we're up to here, up to our necks, man,

with the debt we got into to buy from the Brazilians.

I know, I know, I already received the email from the bank

and I don't know what the hell to do, man.

No, me neither, man, and believe me the rest of the guys don't either,

but want me to tell you something?

As a friend, watch out, if you go to Mexico,

things with Antonia are going to get complicated.

-You think? -Yeah, man,

"Love from afar, the four of us happy."

Why did Lina broke up with "The great wh*re" Del Regil?

No, it's not like that, she has family in Mexico.

Mexico is right next door, we're not going to China, man.

Oh, yeah? Let's see, honey,

tell me who just spent millions buying a house with Antonia.

Who?

Oh, my God, okay.

Let's not lie to each other, we men have always sucked at governing,

I believe that the solution is to give power to the females,

to see if we empower ourselves.

Yeah, like that never happened.

Thatcher.

"Teacher", it's called "teacher", Sofi.

Margaret.

Violeta Chamorro, Michelle Bachelet, Dilma Rousseff, should I go on?

No, what's the deal with these people, really.

I don't understand why they have to come and strut here with normal people,

since society already gave them their spaces.

They have bars, Jacuzzis for gays, what more do they want?

Okay, that was not h*m* at all, right?

h*m* who? Me?

No, no, no, not at all.

In fact, I have or had, a g*y friend.

Well, not g*y, g*y, g*y, so one says "how g*y", no.

No, the guy was kind of finding himself,

he didn't know if he was kicking with his right or his left.

But the issue is not that, the issue is that why do they have to come

and shout out from the rooftops that they are g*y?

Huh? What if a child sees them?

Look, this is too much for me.

No, no, come, come here, Sofi, no, no, no, don't go.

Don't take me the wrong way.

Santiago, you're the complete opposite from the TinLove app,

you're a sexist, h*m* and fascist.

No, well, I admit I have a few issues, but I'm really trying.

What if a beautiful woman, as smart as you,

makes me realize the things I'm doing wrong?

First, if you want to learn, read,

and don't memorize texts from the internet to impress.

And second, that hopeless macho speech is super trite.

Sofi, Sofi come.

Love, the restroom is at the end to the right.

She's going to the restroom and will be right back.

Do you know that guy?

No, no, no, no, no.

My friend, can we get two c*ck, please?

Miss, can you please change these two sissies for a manly drink?

sh*t.

Are you okay?

I said, are you okay?

You know what sucks, Marcel?

That you are the first person to ask me if I am okay.

No, I'm not okay, I feel like sh*t.

What about you? Who're you here with?

Ah!

With my ex, I was kicking him out of my house.

What did he do?

What didn't he do.

It's quite a long story, you know, Santi?

Before, it was the two of us, and suddenly we let a third party in.

And one day this pair of f*ck decided that I couldn't be there anymore

and they kicked me out of the relationship,

we did the polyamory,

but they kicked me out of my house.

A house that I supported, house that I cared for...

house in which I put the money.

And now they broke up and Esteban came back to me,

and asked me if he could come live with me

and now he's doing the same sh*t again.

He is taking advantage of me and taking over my space.

As the saying goes,

all men are a bunch of mother f*ck.

But no sh*t, that's not going to happen.

No, all good, we're going to be okay.

We're going to be okay, you and me, bro.

Okay, okay, okay, calm down, you're all wasted.

Okay, let's drink!

-Let's drink! -Let's see, look.

No, man, that's it, I won't cry anymore. I won't cry anymore.

Cheers!

Oh!

Bro.

Lucas!

Hey! What's with you!

The world exists, you know? Stop.

Hey, bro.

I was watching your channel.

I'm k*lling it, right?

Yeah, oof, yeah, cool.

Uh, I have a proposition for you.

I'm not closing my account.

No, it's not that.

-Interview me. -An interview?

-Yeah. -I don't think so.

And why not?

So that you and your followers know who I really am,

so that they can see that I'm not a bad dad.

Hm!

You can ask me whatever you want.

Whatever I want?

Uh-huh.

What have I done?

Santi! Santi!

We had a great time, right?

Wow, so good.

What a relief, big horse.

If you see the condom on the table, don't worry, we didn't use it.

And I left you something to drink and a little pill for the hangover,

both morally and physically.

Oh, and my flower?

Don't worry, I didn't give it to you, what a shame.

And I left my number so that if anything happens,

you can let me know, okay?

Kisses!

Dumb sissy.

Thank you, God.

Did you fight with Antonia again?

No, no, it's not that.

So then why are you so crushed?

Because...

Rodrigo asked me to go to Mexico.

Oh, that's, that's great.

No. To live, to live in Mexico, to settle in Mexico.

Oh, no, now you have completely abandoned me.

What do you mean I abandoned you?

Yes, Juli, since you're living with Antonia

I feel like you broke up with me.

No, what do you mean we broke up?

I would die, why do you say that?

Well, I only see you in Billuka.

Who is the most beautiful woman in my life?

The prettiest?

The one who grocery shops for me, the one who cuts my nails,

the one who chooses my clothes,

the one who, if she happens to leave, I turn into sh*t?

Huh?

I know, that's why you're all weird.

Listen I'm going to tell you,

but swear to me that you're not going to bully me.

It depends.

No, I'm kidding, no.

Okay, no, it's cool. Tell me.

I have a bad crush

on a guy who I don't know if he cares enough for me.

You're in love?

I never thought you were going to fall in love.

I hate feeling like this, you know?

And now that you tell me you're leaving, I hate everything.

No, no, no, let's see, let's see, let's see,

just a moment, just a moment.

I don't know if I'm going to leave.

Well, I don't know, I'm still thinking about it.

What are you doing tonight?

Nothing.

Okay, let's go out.

Not today, Juli.

Yes, let's go.

Come on, come on, Marcel will be there

and we'll talk, and we'll have some wine, okay?

You know what happens?

That when I feel like this I kind of feel like I'm not that cool.

Also, I haven't told you the best part, the prize is two million pesos.

Are you up for it or scared?

No, brother, I haven't played pool since high school, no.

Gentlemen, I have a surprise for you.

-Wow. -She look so hot.

What do you think? They confirmed for the after office.

You're coming or what?

No, you better go and answer daddy because he's worried about the baby.

DAD CALLING

Well, you're down for it or what?

No, man, I'll pass.

No, I can't deal with this back pain, it's so lame to live in that co-living.

Besides, I have the pool tournament tomorrow,

come with me, I need a partner.

Yes, let me cancel these three hot chicks,

so I can go play pool with you and see that tragic face all night.

Or invite them, right?

That place full of potbellied old men smelling of beer, sweet.

Okay, okay.

You're not coming to the tournament with me either?

-No. -You're going to let me die, cool.

Richie, you coming later? Even if it's just for eye candy.

No, I have no energy, man, for real.

SANTIAGO: HEY, YOU LIKE BILLIARDS?

So, I'm going by myself.

MARCEL: OF COURSE, I'M THE BLACK WIDOW OF BILLIARDS

I DEVOUR THEM ALL

Oh, wow, the macho man.

Come on in.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Look.

For you.

What's this for?

Well, what do you mean?

So that...

you come in whenever you want, you stay, the house is big,

you can come, you don't have to tell me, we're having a great time.

Worst idea.

Why do you want to complicate things?

I don't want to complicate, no.

I get it. It's because of Rodrigo. Cool.

-No, it's not. -Of course.

No, this is not because of Rodri or because of you or me or...

What for?

What do you mean what for? Well, I'm telling you this for a reason.

I'm feeling things for you, is it that crazy?

I knew you were going to freak out about Rodri.

Not at all, I'm not freaking, I'm not freaking out, no.

-No? -I don't care about him.

I didn't...

So what's the problem then?

You come here,

there's enough space in the house, you can come whenever you want.

-Yeah? -Alright?

No, look, I don't think that we're even close

to knowing each other well enough to take this step.

We still have time to make a clean break.

And can I talk to you, bro?

It's just that I don't know how to address so many people

that I can't even see.

Whatever you want, bro.

Go.

With all this deal about your followers,

what I really care about is what you and your mother think.

That's why, well, I want to speak to you with honesty, bro,

so that you judge me for what I am, not for what others tell you.

Hm.

When you were born, wow, you were you were like this, tiny, tiny.

And, I was tiny too, right?

Because I was just a young guy who suddenly became a dad.

Then they gave you to me so I can hold you,

and I said, "f*ck, he's going to fall"

and I immediately gave you back to your mom,

because I was scared, okay?

I don't know, of hurting you, of...

of raising you the wrong way, of creating a trauma for you.

And yes, I accept it, I was scared...

I was scared that being a dad would take away my freedom.

Afterwards, many years went by

and you and your mom created a wonderful home

in which I no longer fit in,

but believe me, what I wanted most was to be there.

And well, then came my reputation

for being a late teen, right?

Of the player type, and I even believed it.

Did I go out with other women? Yes.

Was I happy? No.

And do you know why I'm so sure of that?

Because I felt

happiness the day I held you with your mom by my side.

I never felt that sh*t again in my life.

Now I understand what fear took from me.

That's why I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get you back.

Because my happiness is you both.

Cut.

Damn. Stop!

Stop! Stop it girl!

-What's with you! -Why are you're laughing? Tell me.

-Well, love, I don't know. -Let's see.

The beauty of life.

I really never imagined that coming back to Colombia could ever,

ever mean so many good things.

-You! -Aw.

Our beautiful friends, this house,

-the grant, everything together. -This.

Okay, we already talked about all the things that make us happy.

Don't you have something to say?

-Tell us, tell us. -No, nothing. What?

-Oh, Mafe. -Oh.

-Obviously not. -Something?

No, eat, eat!

-Wow. -Okay.

-Good, it's so good. -If how you cook, you also...

-We're here! -Yeah.

-What a pretty house! -Welcome, feel at home,

we're going to have a great time and drink.

-Of course. -Let's get this party started.

-I love your house. -Come here.

So good.

That's it.

Oh, hello!

Who are you?

-You, you are? -Dad.

Hello, son.

Hello, how are you, girls?

Hello. Your dad is so cute.

-Oh, thank you, you too. -Nice to meet you, handsome, I'm Isa.

-Nice to meet you, hello. -How are you?

-Very well, now, girls... -I can prepare something to eat?

I can, I can prepare something for all of you...

No, dad, don't worry, thank you. I think we're done with the party.

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'm watching a documentary, I don't know if you want.

-Thank you, loves, I'll call you. -Go on with the party,

-pretend I'm not here. -I'll call you, I'll call you.

Dad, what are you doing here?

Shut up!

So it turned out that Rodrigo is Lina's ex.

Ouch.

Well, I told Daniel, he told me that he already knew

and obviously he's very jealous.

You can tell.

No, but Daniel and Lina, no, it's not going to happen.

What do you mean?

I love those two, you know? I love them.

They're beautiful, each one on their own, but together?

They make a great couple, don't you think?

-Yes, yes, of course. -I don't think so.

-I do. -I don't.

-You like Daniel? -Oh, stop.

-You like Daniel? -Love, help me with this.

Let's pick this up.

You don't want any more, right?

-Not at all. -Oh, oh, oh! Yeah, right!

This is your opportunity.

Those two are together, March, you're not going to...

No way, ma'am!

What's with that attitude?

-Let's see, wake up. -You're going to help me or what?

This is the perfect time to go for Daniel, it's now or never.

Do it!

Good morning, how are you?

Your friends from last night, they're very pretty.

They're not friends, I met them yesterday.

You met them last night and already?

Let's see, I mean, now you bring people that you don't even know to the house?

Oh, dad, it's too early for that same old story,

I'm too old for that.

No, son. Hey, sorry. No, calm down.

Tomás, I'm a little worried, you're weird,

you don't seem like the Tomás you used to be,

the one your mom and I raised, the one I was talking to a month ago.

Well, because I realized that life is not as you painted it.

You made me think that the world is a paradise,

where everyone is a gentleman like you and all women are perfect like my mom.

But no, life is not like that, dad.

No, that's not life, sorry, we didn't mean to.

And now you decided to bring women

to spend the night and that's it, it's over, that's it.

No, it's not like that, it's just that I don't want to be like you

who, when my mom died, you never went out with anyone again.

Son, that's not something that I have imposed on myself,

I'm fine, it's not a sacrifice.

Yes, because my mom was a great catch, but other women are not like that, dad.

Someone broke your heart,

and now you're pretending to be a womanizer.

No one broke my heart, dad, and stop getting involved in things

-that you know nothing about. -Tomás, listen.

Your mom...

cheated on me.

Right after she died, I found some things.

Why are you telling me this?

And so now you're not going to love your mom

because she made a mistake? Is that how it works?

No, not really, but that's different.

It's not different, Tomás, it's the same.

And if you don't give up looking for the ideal woman,

when you fall in love, you're going to suffer a lot,

because you're going to make mistakes and you're going to think

that you're the only one who makes mistakes,

but that's not true.

You have to be the Tomás you were before, a man who's wonderful and sweet.

And I promise you that at the end of the road,

you'll be happier than if you dedicate yourself

to going around playing a bed bouncer.

I swear.

I love you, son.

The Mexican guy was clear, if Julián doesn't go to Mexico,

he'll not invest, and if he doesn't invest, we'll all be screwed.

And let me remind you, that all of us sitting here,

we even sold our mothers to invest in Billuka.

Yes, but calm down.

Juli, why don't you compare the profits between one thing and the other?

Is it worth losing so much money for love?

Well, of course it's worth it.

Who the hell did you become, man?

Okay, calm down. I'm sure that between the two of them,

they will find a solution, right?

Yeah, no, and remember that Daniel and I

also took out a loan to move this forward, right?

-That's right. -I'm asking you to understand me, man.

I just moved in with Antonia and we have to make our relationship work.

Antonia, Antonia, Antonia. She isn't sitting here, Julián.

Dude, you're going to get tired of living together

and one day you're going to say, "Why the hell didn't I go to Mexico?"

You're going to break up and one day you're going to get out of bed

and say, "I could've been the most important businessman

in the whole country", but no, you're going to be poor and so will we.

Juli, you don't have to sacrifice your personal life

or your work life for anyone.

Make your decision calmly.

You don't need to have this conversation with us, Juli,

you need to have it with Antonia.

I need to talk to you.

No.

What happened? Are you okay? All good?

What's the matter? What's happening?

Nothing,

Lina broke up with me.

What I really care about is what...

Hey, Richie, how is it going?

-Congratulations for that video. -Thanks.

Can we take a picture for my son, please?

-Thank you. -Okay.

-Good luck. -Can I take a picture too?

No.

Freaked out because of the Mexican or what?

No, no, no, not so much.

It's more because of this, look.

I went from being the most hated dad

to being the most loved dad on social media, just like that.

I receive notifications all day, little hearts, little fires, messages.

They even invented a new hashtag for Paula.

Creating a trauma.

"#MarryHimPaula"?

I accept it, I was scared...

No, it's not that funny.

Too much pressure, this morning a bunch of hair fell out.

No, Richie, don't worry.

Look on the bright side, now you can't back out of the marriage

or you'll gain a lot of haters.

Look.

You already have all those followers?

Well, if business with the Mexican doesn't work out,

just become an influencer.

Ha-ha.

But you don't have to be so hard on yourself.

Lina couldn't see how beautiful you are, Dani.

You're cool, you're funny, you're a good friend,

kind of a lousy f*ck.

Oh, no, I don't know, I'm not good at that.

I don't know what I thought I was, I'm not good at being with just one woman.

-It's okay, I'm cool. -Oh, no.

And then what? The hopeless bachelor?

That's so lame.

If it wasn't Lina, then it wasn't her and that's it.

And if it wasn't Lina, then who?

Lina knows me exactly as I am.

Tss. That woman doesn't exist.

Of course she exists.

Who? Who, Mafe?

f*ck! Who understands women?

Who understands them?

What a thrill to kick off our first pool tournament,

in our beloved and dearest co-living.

I want to announce that we already have the five teams participating

in this wonderful tournament.

Your team name is?

Globetrotters.

Globetrotters!

Very well, and the name of your...

Sorry.

Didn't I tell you this was in pairs?

Yeah, bro, don't be intense, okay? My partner already...

-Well, the person I'm going to play with. -Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

-He's here, he's here. -Yes, hello.

-Hello. -I'm here, I'm here.

-Quick, man. -How handsome.

Yeah, I was just bringing le señorite.

God save the queen.

What's the name of your team?

The Black Widows.

All right, let's hear it for The Black Widows.

That name is too g*y.

Oh, calm down.

-Look. -What's this?

It's the lucky one.

But why pink?

Oh, don't be a pain.

This great tournament has a top prize of two million pesos!

Now we are going to start.

That's it!

Come on!

Good! Good, team!

Good! Let's go!

We're in the final stretch of the game.

The Black Widows team versus The Magicians.

Bravo! Very good!

-Judge, judge, judge! -All right! What?

-That's an even blow! -How, how, how, how? What?

Even blow, that doesn't count.

-Even blow is this one! -No, no, no!

Calm down, calm down, calm down!

Let's beat them appropriately, okay?

Let's do it.

That's it, shall we?

Uh-huh.

And the winners are The Black Widows.

Let's go!

Anto, uh...

I know that you like tacos and it would be great...

No, too stupid.

Hey, my love, I was...

I was watching a documentary on Mayan culture

and it would be amazing to go live in Mexico...

-Damn. -Love.

Juli, imagine that...

I was using the piano, which nobody plays.

Oh, great.

Love, uh,

do you like Mexico?

I love México.

Really?

What do you mean? Half of my family is there.

-I love it. -Oh, that's good, that's good.

Me, no, I love it too, I really like it.

Remember we had talked about how we shouldn't keep things to ourselves,

that we had to say things to each other's faces so we wouldn't fight?

Because who wants to fight now, nobody, right?

Well, obviously, because if not, the energy gets ugly.

And I get nervous.

And I'm not nervous right now, obviously not, but...

Rodrigo del Regil asked me to go to Mexico

to continue with the company's operations there,

that there was no way back, and, and, and that I had to go and live there.

To live?

I know, obviously, that you have your things,

that you have the company, you have Miranda.

And I don't want you to do what I'm asking you to do, obviously not.

No, because I'm not a sexist and I don't want you to...

Do you understand me or...?

Will you come live in Mexico with me?

Live?

DUDES