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08x18 - Postman Pat and the Loch Ness Monster

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

08x18 - Postman Pat and the Loch Ness Monster

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

[Music]

cat early in the morning just as day is

he picks up all the poags in

his Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning Pat feels he's a really

happy

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man knows his bright

red all his friends will smile as he

waves to greet them

maybe there'll be knock ring Parcels to

your

door Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white

cats all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man Pat feels he's a really happy man

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how long are you looking after Bonnie

Arthur just while Mrs Goggins is on

holiday in Scotland well good luck

Bonnie's not much of a one for doing

what she's told don't you worry Pat I

have a natural Authority that animals

respect right

Bonnie yeah well she's a cheeky little

thing but we get un like an a*s on fire

really don't we

girl it's all about the tone of voice

pet calm in

control

there bye

Arthur hello special delivery service

Pat Clifton speaking Pat I've got an

unusual one for you today how soon can

you get here we're on our way

we've got a special delivery

Jess what's it going to be

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today I see what you mean by unusual Ben

uh what is it it's the Ted Glenn super

underwater scope obviously oh obviously

what's an underwater scope I don't know

but it needs delivering urgently to Mrs

Goggins but she's on holiday in Scotland

Loch Ness to be exact the underwater

scope has to arrive today and it says

the delivery isn't complete until the

underwater scope is out on the water wow

wow it's pretty big I think you'd better

take the SDS plane right you are come on

Jess setting a course for Loch Ness

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Scotland right out let let's start the

training you know what I think I'm going

to enjoy this even more than you all

right now my lovely this one to help you

to be safe when you're out and about I

call it

stay when I say

stay then you stay where you are got it

all right now

stay I'm going to walk over here

[Music]

walk over here and when I uh turn

around

Bonnie

Bonnie

Bonnie right well I left to commence a

missing Kine inquiry

[Music]

here we are Jess Bonnie

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Scotland oh Pat you're here hello Mrs

Goggins and oh dear I'm forgetting

myself in all this excitement um this is

my niece Flora oh good to meet you Pat

you too Flora now where do you want the

Ted Glenn super underwater scope out on

the Lo and quickly there's not a moment

to lose what's the hurry the weather pet

no clouds no wind the Lo is completely

calm the perfect conditions for finding

her finding who oh no time to explain

now Pat I'll tell you when we get

[Music]

there b

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Bonnie

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Bonnie B

help sh I'm trying not to startle her

who there's a missing Kine in

Greendale you mean Bonnie yes Bonnie you

haven't seen her have you elf oh no oh

can't say I have sorry well keep an eye

out right you are bye

[Applause]

[Music]

a I thought the Loch Ness monster was

just a story does she really exist then

that's what we're going to find out

Ted's underwater scope is the key to the

mystery

part it goes into the water and scans

the Lo looking for the Lo Ness monster

messie as we call her if she's down

there we'll find her right and finding a

monster that's a good idea is it oh Pat

get along with you I've wanted to see

Nessie ever since I was a weed Lassie my

uncle Angus told me all about the legend

of the Lock Ness

monster gosh he used to cross the lock

all the time and thought Nessie was just

a fairy tale until one night he saw this

great shape rising up out of the

water Nessie I Nessie nobody believed

poor Uncle Angus though for years he

sailed a lock in his boat the we nessi

determined to find her again so that

everyone would believe him at last and

did he oh no the we nessi sank in a

storm sank I to the bottom of the LW but

Uncle Angus always said he was rescued

by nessi who carried him to the shore

that night

wow

mil Arthur oh you

everything all right yes thank you Ted I

am in the process of apprehending a

missing canine you are I'm looking for a

dog Bonnie's gone missing oh right Hyo

hello hello watch this looks like I

found some

tracks uh Arthur those tracks are made

by my robot not Bonnie uh yeah I knew

that all right don't worry young Bonnie

PC sel's coming now keep an eye out for

[Music]

it there you see the other end of the

scope is looking under the water if it

finds Nessie we'll see her on this

screen

gosh sh Jess we won't be able to see

Nessie

[Music]

[Applause]

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Jess

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sh chess I thought Bonnie was the only

mischievous pet in green Dale

[Music]

ow oh uh

Dorothy uh yeah you haven't seen Bonnie

have you no I haven't is she lost well

she's not so much lost as uh difficult

to

[Music]

locate

aha

Footprints now let's be out having you

Arthur those aren't dog Footprints be

careful be careful why who else could

have made

him

Rosie now mind there you

[Music]

go

W oh say

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oh the underwater scope has found

something something

[Music]

big sh stop it

Jess she's down there somewhere don't

worry if she's there we'll see her

[Music]

oh I'm ever so sorry Arthur I don't know

what got into her H well better you get

back to my missing Kine

case she's close I could feel it in me

bones oh really your bones must be very

good if anyone can find Bonnie I can

sharp his eyes and green they me I'll

never miss a thing

[Music]

oh I can't understand it not a

sausage you didn't even find Uncle

angus's

boot shall we try another pass of the

lake a l oh sorry lock oh no no you may

as well haul up the underwater po pet

it's

[Music]

hopeless the underwater scope look

there's some kind of commotion in the

depths up underwater scope up underwater

scope what's going on it's like it's

stuck on something

[Music]

oh

NY hello

elf any luck withth

finding Bonnie you found her just like

you said you would I uh yes it's uh all

in a day's work for an officer of the

law don't worry young boy s your uncle

Arthur's

[Music]

here what is it it's the Figure Head

from the we nessi what Uncle angus's

boat that sank in the storm all those

years ago the very one carved in the

sheepe of Nessie

herself

wow o bad Flora the Ted Glenn super

underwater scope did help us find Ness

after all just not Nessie the actual Lo

Ness monster luckily hey

Jess oh but Uncle Angus would be so

proud that we NY home again let's take

her back to shore thank you pet you're

welcome Mrs Goggins special delivery

service mission accomplished

[Applause]

special delivery

service is on

way special delivery

service SS what's it going to be

today SDS we all know he's the best

mission accomplished