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08x13 - Postman Pat's Camping Chaos

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

08x13 - Postman Pat's Camping Chaos

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

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cat early in the morning just as day is

he picks up all the poags in

his Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning Pat feels he's a really

happy

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manbody knows his bright

red all his friends will smile as he

waves to greet them

maybe there'll be knock ring Parcels to

your

door Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white

cats all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man Pat feels he's a really happy man

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hello Al heard anything from the kids on

their camping trip no Pat it'll be quiet

this evening without our bill I know

what you mean I don't know what me and

Jess are going to do with ourselves

without Julian and Sarah maybe I'll sort

out my stamp

collection oh excuse

me special delivery service Pat Clifton

speaking Pat I've got an extra urgent

delivery how soon can you get here we're

on our way we've got a special delivery

Jess what's it going to be

today cheio

say come on dead on with you

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hello Ben oh hello bat morning Pat AJ

Arthur what are you doing here it's not

just a special delivery today Pat no

it's an

emergency an

emergency ooh that looks like the tent

Sarah and the kids will be sleeping in

tonight it is the tent they'll be

sleeping in tonight but why isn't it in

Scotland yes well uh you see we were

meant to take it by train after work but

the great big tree's falling on the line

me Train's going nowhere so you need to

get the tent and this food to Scotland

right away or the kids will have nothing

to eat and nowhere to sleep you need me

and all it's only me who knows how to

put the tent up he and there's only one

expert who can operate the camping

stove me H three of us plus Jess and

lots of equipment I'll need to take the

SDS plane she's all ready to go Pat

right this special delivery won't be

done until that tent is

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up setting course for Scotland Jess

quick as you can back but mind how you

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[Applause]

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go what's for tea I'm really hungry

when's the tent getting here soon

hopefully I've got a banana a Banana's

not tea

hello Ben hi love everything okay yes

apart from you know no tent no food it's

all on its way with Pat and he's

bringing AJ and PC Selby oh thanks Ben

bye good news everyone the food in the

tent will be here soon

come on Move

Along don't sit there KY

sh**t oh

bye oh Al your Tea's getting cold oh

what's up with Gerty she won't go into

the barn share my bill and te you two

could do your special cow call together

oh I'll have to do it myself

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no

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[Applause]

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no oh look there's my

dad and mine and mine hi Dad

aw I wish my dad was coming

too

mo

mo

mo

mo oh I give up let's try this it always

makes the chickens coming

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hello Dorothy hi Alice oh what's

happening oh hello Nisha we're trying to

shift Gerty I don't suppose you could

give us a hand you only came in for some

eggs but we give it a girl won't we

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Nick oh she likes that keep squeezing

your squeaky doo dy k*ll hey maybe G

will follow

[Music]

it I think Rosie wants to nibble on

green

rabbit Sho Rosie Rosie

Sho that's it food oh May baby gerty's

favorite snack will getter

moving hello everyone hello Pat hi Dad

there hi Dad oh Pat are we glad to see

you and we're glad to be here let's get

this special delivery back on track

first we need to sort

out food D food D okay

AJ why don't you and Pats put up the

tent and Arthur why don't you set up the

kitchen prepared to see a master 10

footer upper at work and prepare to see

a master of the camping

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stove come on gy you love letters hello

everyone oh

what's the trouble here we can't get

Gerty to move Mrs Goggins they've tried

everything oh I'll soon have her

trotting along with my special dog

whistle but gy isn't a dog oh a

four-legged friend is a four-legged

friend

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oh I think I know what's

wrong she's missing our bill aren't you

guy hi just like

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girl get that ball out of my ear please

oh Dad are you

okay uh yes but I'm not sure about

AJ it's all right it's all right I meant

to do that would you like the uh

instructions AJ yes

please H AJ did you pack the tent pegs

dad's an expert tent putter UPA of

course he packed the tent pegs

didn't you d i I thought I did I

definitely meant to we haven't any temp

pegs how can we put the tent up then I'm

sure we can find something else to use

um I think I know what we can

use

Offa good luck with Gerty bye

bye-bye m

oh if Gertie is missing Bill maybe

she'll follow a photo of

him well well it's worth a

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try there we go these make perfect tent

pegs Bo they're spoons not pegs thanks

Arthur great idea Pat

we did it Well Done

[Applause]

everyone right oh wants some

grab

please special delivery service Pat

Clifton speaking Pat it's Ben how's it

going the tent's up Ben mission

accomplished what was that what was what

oh nothing not to worry I'll be back

soon

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Ben oh no there's a cow in the

tent heyo hello hello step away from the

tent come on let's be having you

come on Gerty this

[Music]

way

oh she really is missing our

bill come and get ur's vegetable

stew it's surprisingly tasty what do you

mean

surprisingly oh she's coming out

she's a girl that can spot quality

cooking she stopped again she's like our

cows back home when we want them to move

me and my dad do a special cow call a

cow call can you do it for us now bill I

don't think so I could only do it with

me Dad I wish he were here maybe he can

be

hello Dad it's me Bill everything all

right son there's a cow in our tent and

we need to do a cow call to get her out

byak our Gerty needs shifting and all

come on then son let's do it okay Dad

mooo

mo mo

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keep

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moving oh well I never she's

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off it's

worked

hoay we did it

hooray I missed you dad

I oh put your mother on oh we are proud

of you Bill aren't we

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dirty there's nothing like eating under

the Scottish stars and thanks to bill

you won't have to sleep under the

stars special delivery service Mission

ACC

[Music]

accomplished

service SS what's it going to be

today SDS we all know he's the best

mission accomplished