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07x15 - Postman Pat and the Karaoke Night

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x15 - Postman Pat and the Karaoke Night

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in cat morning just as day is dawning he

picks up all the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring

parcels

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all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

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hello

hello

i wonder what all the decorations are

for chess ah

oh here we go

hello special delivery service pat

clifton speaking pat i've got an unusual

one for you today

how soon can you get here we're on our

way

we've got a special delivery jess

what's it going to be today

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what's

[Applause]

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here's your special delivery pat

it's for ted glenn at the greendale

village green it's a karaoke machine

a what machine

karaoke you know it plays music and you

sing along

oh right

but this is a special karaoke machine

it's solar-powered it works outdoors

without being plugged in

that is clever yes and even better i'm

going to sing at the karaoke tonight

listen

uh only when i see your eyes do they

look like big men's pies and your nose

is like a big mushroom

oh

should we get going ben what oh yes

of course

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five six

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that was great

thanks julian what song are you singing

at the karaoke is it rock can't tell

it's a surprise oh god tell us we can't

it'll spoil the surprise oh well don't

tell us then

we didn't really want to know anyway did

we girls no

okay come on let's practice

we have to find out what they're saying

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then that hasn't been plugged in

will it have enough power

don't worry pat it's been out in the sun

all day

the solar panels will have made plenty

of power for it it's fully charged just

like the karaoke machine great

well we'd better get going

so are you going to sing at the karaoke

pad

me oh i don't know about that

bye ben

okay

bye pat

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well done everyone just need our karaoke

machine now

hey

hello

hello ted just to let you know pat's on

his way the karaoke machine will be with

you very soon what champion ben

are you coming along tonight oh yes i've

been practicing all week want to hear

only when i see your

eyes they look like big men's pies and

your nose is like a big mushroom

that's grandpa better

save your voice though eh

machines on its way

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do you know jess i think i might try

this karaoke after all

my hair

special delivery service

i'm on my way

special delivery service

what's it going to be today

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come on we can practice in my dad's band

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okay

time to do some listening

no one around well i think i'll just

practice my karaoke for tonight

hey dave give us a wave

hey joe wiggle your toe

hey dwight slide to the right

it's pc selby he wants us to go right

jess

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hey dave give us a wave

hi joe wiggle your toe

right dwight slide to the right

i wonder why pc selfie sent us this way

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oh dear all this bumping around has

switched the karaoke machine on

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how do you turn it off

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oh dear jess i can't stop it

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can you hear anything

no

okay everyone ready

one two three

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what's going on

no one here

it's okay

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come on girls here you go

what's all that noise hello alf

sorry it's my special delivery a karaoke

machine it started playing and i can't

turn it off

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well miss sheep like

hey

well i'm glad someone does

oh no look at the time sorry alf must

dash

bye

bye

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i think i can hear something

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were you spying on us um no

yes oh

sorry but only because we wanted to know

your song it's a surprise

anyway you'll find out soon the karaoke

is about to start come on

hey wait for us

oh

hello everyone

oh that looks great hi

all we need now is the karaoke machine

what hasn't pat delivered it yet

he left ages ago i'll call him right

away

oh

what's that

i don't know but i like it

pat where have you been and what is that

music sorry ben the karaoke machine

switched itself on and i can't get it to

stop

let's have a look

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now then let's see

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thanks ted

no problem

right let's get this show started

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hello everybody and welcome to the first

greendale karaoke night

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now who's going to sing first

oh

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[Applause]

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see the girls

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oh no

it must be because it was playing all

day

can't we charge it up again

not without sunshine and there's nowhere

to plug it in out here sorry everyone

it's not your fault

we'll just have the karaoke tomorrow

when the machines had a chance to charge

you up oh

uh mr glenn

we can still sing

we don't need

music don't need music

how could you sing without music

you'll see

one two three four party time party time

let your feet just move to the beat with

party time party time hit the dance

floor and groove some more

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yes but i wish there was some way we

could get the karaoke machine going

perhaps there is

my van solar powered and it's been out

in the sun all day

it's still got plenty of power

what if we plug it into that

pat that's a brilliant idea everybody

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party

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machine

right who's next

ben

i think pat should sing hey

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um

okay

here we go

champion

special delivery service

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special delivery service mission

accomplished

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we all know he's the best

mission accomplished

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