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07x07 - Postman Pat and the Identical Cats

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x07 - Postman Pat and the Identical Cats

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in cat morning just as day is dawning he

picks up all the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring

parcels to your door

postman pat postman pat and his black

and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

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hurry up dad

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bonnie leave jace alone not in the post

office today mrs doggins oh

no it's saturday pad we're off to

pancaster to do some shopping

you're not working today surely just

till lunchtime dad and me are going to

the cinema in the afternoon

oh lovely

stop it

that reminds me

are we present for jess

a toy mouse

look jess

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it's filled with catnip i've just got

them in at the shop

oh he doesn't like it

most cats really love the smell of

catnip julian but not all of them why

not

i don't know

it's like most cats are really scared of

dogs

but not all of them

hello special delivery servers pat

clifton speaking

pat i've got an unusual one for you

today how soon can you get here we're on

our way

we've got a special delivery jess

what's it going to be today oh

come on julian let's go bye pat

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morning ben

oh

yes dr gilbertson of course dr

gilbertson bye dr gilbertson

oh

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dr gilbertson i presume hmm yes she's

worried about her special delivery is it

really really special yes you could say

that

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a cat look jess just like you but with a

lead

dr gilbertson's looking after her for a

sister her name's bess

bess and jess

they can be best friends

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you'll need to call in at the station on

your way pat a box of her special cat

foods arriving on the pencaster flyer

come on bess

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dr gilbertson as i told you there's

nothing to worry about

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we'll pick up the cat food julian you

stay here with bess

we'll play with the catnip mouse i bet

she'll like it

this is brilliant

come on

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jesse pet

fancy bumping into you again

hello mrs goggins come and meet bess the

cat she really likes the catnip mouse

and she's way more fun than jess

wow

bonnie stop that

bess

dad

what's up julian it's bess she's gone

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dr gilbertson

i've got to come into pencaster myself

so i can pick bess up while i'm there

pat's already left doctor though it

looks like he's still at the station so

you might catch him there

dr gilbertson

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that's

yes

look

bonnie knows which way she went

you're right

jess you stay in the van

we don't want two identical cats

wandering around pencaster

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can i take bonnie mrs goggins of course

come on

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[Applause]

what are you doing out on your own

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hey hope you never see just without pot

boy you can't sit there jess you're

me

stop that catch

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alph have you seen that way

thanks

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oh

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[Applause]

jess

hey that's not or cheese

come back here

yes

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oh pat that naughty cat of yours she's

not my cat dorothy she's

this way

oh dear

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dorothy have you seen that way

jess

look nick

he wants your balloon

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julian

pat

your naughty dress has just that wasn't

just nisha that was my special delivery

cat who isn't that special after all

come on

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misha have you seen that way

thank you

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hello

part

well that's funny

there she is

there's my bestie wetsee myra

she's coming to stay with her auntie

sylvia yes she is

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ben i've picked bess up myself

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so if you could just let pat know

thanks

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bus

bus

any luck no

she must be around here somewhere

hey look

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you're right dad some cats are

frightened of dogs hmm

and some cats prefer a catnip mouse

yes the catnip mouse she loves it

look purse

mousy

come on bess

she can't smell it from up there i'll

get jess

maybe she'll come down for him

and i'll call ben you'll have to tell dr

gilbertson her delivery might be delayed

jess

jess

hello ben

dad

jess has gone

we've got a problem

i was just about to call you pat

dr gilbertson's collected best herself

that wasn't best she collected it must

have been jess

what

but if dr gilbertson's got jess

where's bess

she's right here

give me that mouse julian

stand by ben

i'll be right back

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hi ben hi ben

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so

[Applause]

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he's dad

oh what's she gonna do

stand by everyone

what on earth

look

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this can smell something

it's the mouse let's put it in the

basket

inspired

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come on bess

it's just a little jump

you can do it

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she's done it

now for the tricky bite

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oh

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[Applause]

this man well done pat

okay over and out

it's just as well best likes catnip

isn't it dad yes if it was jess up that

lamppost we'd never have got him down

jess would never have run away in the

first place

you do think he'll want to come home

don't you dad

i'm sure he will i was pretty mean to

him what if he wants to stay with dr

gilbertson

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here she is doctor

your extra special special delivery cat

oh i hear she was a bit of a handful

you could say that

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yes

i'm so glad to see you

i'm sorry i was mean

it doesn't matter if you don't like

catnip

you're the best cat in the world

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look they are friends after all

[Applause]

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special delivery service mission

accomplished

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we all know he's the best

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