01x10 - Badladdin - Toyman

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From out of the pages of DC Comics comes

the world's newest and greatest

superhero, Plastic Man. He

can spring, he can stretch,

he can fly, he can bounce,

he can change his shape,

and he can even dance.

Each week, Plastic Man will face the

world's greatest collection of villains.

There's action. There's

comedy.

There's danger.

There's penny. There's bad

luck cooler.

There's plenty for everybody on the

Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show.

Eat your heart out, eight man.

And then Little Red Riding Hood said,

Grandma, what big eyes you have!

The better to see you with, my dear,

replied the wolf. There you are,

Abu! How is our new guest

tonight?In the statuary room, my

lord and master, Bad Laddin the

Magnificent! He knows the hours

he is about to spend are golden!

Wait, oh wonderful genie!You haven't

heard what Little Red Riding Hood said

about her grandmother's teeth. Good

evening. Nice to see you.

How's it going?Ah, our latest

guest, the brilliant young science

student, Sunny Frasier. Why the

unhappy look, my boy. You won the

citywide science contest, didn't you?

That was your wish, wasn't it?Grant them

a wish after they rub my lamp and this is

the thanks I get. You'd think they'd like

theidea of being gold till we melt them

down into ingots anyway.

We still need one or two more

youngsters, champions. You

know the spell only works on

metal-winning teenagers. What

have you got lined up for me?A

gymnast, Almighty Bad Aladdin, a

possible shot put champion at

Wilson High. Tom,

we're going to Wilson High.

Camilla, Camilla, come bad!

What is the name of the lucky youth?

Junior McIntosh, mighty genie!

Junior McIntosh! I like it,

I like it!

Boy, Penny, this is going to be great

seeing your cousin Junior McIntosh

compete. Oh, just hurry and get your hot

dog, Hula. Junior the best is next. I

think this calls for a little

do-it-yourself. Let's

see. Hula likes mustard,

relish, ketchup, and onions. That ought

to do it. Eh, that'll be a book night.

Oh, sure. Um, I forgot.

Superheroes don't carry wallets. I

seem to be temporarily out of funds. You

made it. Now pay for it. Oh, I assure

you, I'm good for it. I'm Plastic Man.

Oh, listen, Buster. You'd better fork up

a Book 90 or you're going to end up the

Dishwasher Man. I'll be right back.

Say, Hula, you got a couple of bucks?

Sure.

Keep the change.

Thanks, Plaz. Oh, no.

I'm sorry, Plaz. Me and my bad

luck. This is where a plastic tongue

comes in handy.

Now let's go over and meet Penny's

cousin. This is my cousin, Junior.

Gosh! Plastic Man! Oh, I'm

glad to meet you. Junior, I'm Hula

Hula. I heard Shotput's your event.

Right, it's up next, and I ought to get

my stuff for it now. Good luck. We'll be

watching you.

What's this?Some kind of joke?

Wow! Looks just like a genie's lamp.

And the note says, Rub me. Hmm,

probably one of those trick lamps. We'll

see what it does.

My gosh! Oh, oh,

really?Yes,

and I can grant you one wish.

How badly do you want to win the shot

put?Oh, I'd do anything

to... Good, good Then you shall

win.

Gee, thanks. One

more thing. Oh, yeah?If

I ever might happen to need a favor,

would you be willing to help me out?Oh,

sure. That's the least I could do.

You're a good lad. Now, go and

win that event.

Foolish youth, winning that eventBe the

last thing you do.

Miracles of Malachi. Did you see that

go?That's amazing. I've never seen a

shot put thrown that far.

Junior, that was great. Yep, I won first

place. But I better go change before I

accept my trophy. We'll wait out here for

you. Here come the fool.

Now to collect the dirty owes me.

Hey, Junior! Hey,

I want to thank you for making me win.

Oh, you're welcome. Now, I have a favor

to ask of you. Oh, sure.

I'd like you to come for a little ride

with me and my friends. Oh, well...

Um, I'd like to, but Arlog, I gotta get

changed. You refuse?

Little boys don't refuse the Great Bat

Lantern. Now,

we go for our ride.

Where's Junior?Everybody's waiting to

give him his trophy. Help! Help

me, please! Junior?

He's being taken by a... A genie?

It's Bad Aladdin, the evil genie. Oh,

Plias, you've got to do something quick!

To the Plastijet!

Plastic Man, I thought you bottled up Bad

Aladdin a year ago. I did, Chief, but he

appears to have gotten out. Then it also

appears that you messed up. Well, not

exactly, Chief. You see, save it, Plaz.

Just catch Bad Aladdin. We hear he's

devised a way to turn these kids into

solid gold. He must be stopped.

Oh, Plaz. I'm so worried about Junior.

Don't worry, Penny. We'll find him and

the other teenagers Bad Aladdin has

taken. Well, how?We'll go where the

teenagers hang out and do some

investigating. Hold up. Get your

Letterman sweater on. You're going back

to high school.

Beautiful, beautiful.

I'm getting better all the time.

He's a pretty one. What have you got for

me next, Abu?Oh, a good

one. A Gil Johnson, your excellent

highness, master, sir.

Good. Let's not waste any time.

Why, the sad look, my boy. Have you

any idea of what you're worth in gold?

Don't worry, you'll soon have another

friend to keep you company.

Hey, Daddy-O, some of you cool cats want

to give me a hand. I got this new Super

Boss Platter Spinner. Got the latest

heebie-jeebie hits and everything.

Heebie-jeebie hits?What a

square! Okay, g*ng, how about a

little disco?Go dancing.

Hey, Toots, how about you and me doing

some beep bopping?Hey, I'm pretty good.

Junior McIntosh ever dance this good?

Well, he did dance a little different.

Have you seen him around lately?They say

he flew off on somebody's magic carpet.

That's the pits. I mean, after Sonny

Frazier did it, you'd think he'd know

better. Fraser. Yeah. They

say he found a lamp in his locker. A

lamp. A bunch of kids in different

schools supposedly found a lamp. Then

they won an event and no one ever saw him

again. Has the lamp ever been seen since?

I heard Gil Johnson has it. Gil Johnson.

Yeah. The track star. Thanks for the

info. What about buying me a soda?

Sorry, I just remembered I got to return

a chubby checker record I borrowed.

I heard everything, Hola Hola. We've got

to get to this Gil Johnson fast.

Oh, I don't know, Gil. Maybe you

shouldn't. Come on, Elsie. It's probably

just one of Stanley's practical jokes.

I'm scared.

Good evening. Your wish is my

command. I knew I had reason to be

scared. Please. We've spotted Eel

down below at Lookout Point. I'm going

down, and I hope I'm not too late. You

could really give me a wish?Yes.

How would you like to win the big race

tomorrow?Well...

Not this time, Bad Aladdin. Plastic Man.

Right, and I foil your plans.

That's what you think. You

underestimate the powers of Bad Aladdin.

Now, how about a nice dip?

Playus is going to drown. Sink and

surface. He's going to the bottom.

That genie's magic has made it impossible

to get loose. I know. I'll chisel the

rock away.

Surfacing surface. Plaz made it back

up. I'll pick him up.

We've lost precious time. We've got to

locate Badladin. Oh, Plaz, our

radar has located a small flying object

heading through the city. It must be

Badladin, but we've got to do one thing

before we follow him. What's that, Plaz?

Untie my legs.

Plastic Man stopped me from getting Gill

Johnson, but he won't stop me

anymore.

Oh, Bed Aladdin, oh mighty one.

I can see a plane approaching.

What?It's the Plasti Jet. We got him in

our sights, players. A little genie

magic should come in handy.

The buildings are closing in. Hold

tight.

Boy, that was close. Now you can say

that again, whoreBoy, that was

close.

The trouble is that Bad Ladin got away

again. We've got to figure out a way to

find his hat out, or it may be too late

for Junior. I just hope it isn't too late

already. I

must do something that'll get rid of that

plastic jerk for good. And I have just

the plan.

Ernest, Chief, we're trying. Yes, Plastic

Man, you're very trying. You just

better catch Bad Latin or you could be

out of a job. Boy,

that chief always looking out for me.

Someone's calling on the panel viewer.

It's my cousin, Junior. Penny, I

escaped from Bad Laden, but you've got to

come to the warehouse on 3rd and 4th

right away. Don't worry, Junior. We're on

our way. Good. I'll see you when you get

here. My trick

worked. Those fools think they're going

to find Junior.

But instead, they're going to find a

little surprise.

Penny, wh*re be cautious. You never know.

It could be a trap. Oh, players,

I don't see Junior. I know. Something

doesn't feel right.

Here they come.

And we are ready. What's

that rig, Plaz?Oh, it's got to be a loom

for weaving rugs, you know?Now!

Say, it's...

What's happening?A loom?It's...

It was a triumph! And this machine is...

Weaving me into a blanket.

How nice. All snug as a

bug in a run.

You're a fiend, Badladin. Why do

you think they call me bad,

Aladdin?

But don't feel bad. There's plenty of

carpets to keep you all company.

Plaz, what can we do?There might

be one chance. Since I'm woven,

I might be able to unravel myself one

ground at a time. It's worth a try.

It's all set. Freddie Davis has made

the deal. This ought to be fun to

watch. Freddie

Davis will now perform his high dive

and try for the school record.

Yay, Freddie! We're number

one!

Freddie! Oh my, that was good.

He'll make a fine statue.

Your idea worked, players. Yes,

but I didn't expect this. Penny, get your

knitting needles and weave me back to

normal. Players, I'll hurry. And one

more thing. Easy with the needles.

There. Thanks, Penny. And now we'll head

for Harding High.

Now, off to my secret

mountain. He's

got another kid. What can we do,

Plez?I've got an idea.

I'm going to stretch myself out and ooze

into his lamp. And then you two follow my

homing device to his hideout. Right. I

always wanted to see what it's like

inside a genie's lamp. Hmm

This genie may be an evil guy. But the

inside of his lamp sure shows he has good

taste. I hope Penny and Hula Hula are

able to track my signal. We're

right on their tail. Now it's only a

matter of time till Bad Ladin leads us to

his hideout.

I brought you one more high school

superstar, kids. Give a



Davis.

Freddy, why the contorted face?

Soon you'll be solid gold. And we

wouldn't want an ugly statue now, would

we?

Come in, Plaz. Hula, hula here.

Hula, I read you. We're running out of

time. Badladdin is ready to melt down the

statues. You and Penny land the jet and

back me up. Roger, Plaz.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Soon these statues will be melted into

solid gold earrings. Oh,

master, then we'll be rich.

And I'll have those solid gold earrings

you promised me.

Yes, yes, we'll be filthy rich and

no one can stop us.

That's where you're wrong, Bad Aladdin.

Plastic man. How?I'll

never tell. At

least you'll never be able to stop the

statues from melting.

What do you know?A dragon?

This. You'll never get me, big, green and

gruesome, because you're too big to fit

in your own lamp. That's

what you think, rubber nose.

I guess I was wrong.

Nice try, but now it's my turn.

This works on lions.

We gotta help plus. I hope we're not too

late.

We've got to shut down the phones. And it

looks like Plaza is busy inside the lamp.

Come

back, like I say. You fool, I'll

destroy you.

Okay, if that's how you want it.

I'm ready. There's one way to

fight fire, and it's not with fire.

Boy, I'd say you're all wet, Bad Aladdin.

I'm all wet. And you'll have

to spend another 500 years inside

this lamp without TV. Our

mighty genie is defeated. We've

got to get out of here.

He'll never pop that cork. Now to stop

his two helpers.

That takes care of you two. Players,

we can't shut down the furnace.

Gotcha.

Talk about a close call. You saved the

statues. But they're still gold.

Once this lamp is placed back on the

pedestal, the genie's magical effects

wear off. The lamp's in place.

Plus, it's working! Penny! Ohh

What happened here?Great! You're

all saved, thanks to Plastic Man.

Oh, it was nothing.

Well, Chief, I really put the lid on Bad

Latin. I hope the kids

have learned their lesson. Oh, they did.

And I learned a lesson too, Chief. What's

that?If I'm gonna make any wishes... I'm

going to use a wishbone. Okay, class,

make your wish. Ohh

Boy, with my luck when I come out a

winner, I still lose.

Soon, I'll have another trophy for my toy

collection. Rocky the Rock!

Yeah, toy man.

Hey, man, these people are collecting

autographs. They're all over.

Hey, what's happening?What are you

dressed up for?We're collectors!

Oh, wow! You want my autograph?

Better than that!

I want you!

Got him!Now my collection is almost

complete. Just one more famous

person, and that's Plastic

Man.

The chief is certainly fussy about how

clean we keep the plastics yet. Come on,

class. We're ready for you.

Hold it, fast! You're cleaning Hoola too!

Master of Maui, what happened?Sorry about

that, Hoola. Let me dry you off.

It's the Chief. Hi, Chief. Plastic

Man, we just got word. Toy Man has taken

another famous person, Rocky the Rock.

This time at the convention center. Of

course, Chief. Rocky the Rock. He's a

boxer, isn't he?No, he's a singer. Now

get to the convention center right away.

Right, Chief, right away. But I still

think with a name like that, he should be

a boxer.

Plastic Man's here, Toy Man! Good!

I knew he'd show up to check out Rocky

the Rock's disappearance. Yeah, and when

he finds our clue inside, he's sure to

come out and spot these tracks. Right,

Alfie! And they'll lead him right into

our trap!

Make sure to check everything. We don't

want to miss a clue.

Plaz, the arrow. I think it's a

clue. Oh, of course it's a

clue. I was just following it. HmmA dead

end. Now, as I understand it, Rocky the

Rock was left alone for a few minutes.

When they came back for him, he was gone.

How did they get him out?I got it. The

door. Gee, Plaz, you come up with all the

clues. What's that on your leg?

Looks like a tire track. Oh, Plaz,

you solved it. They took him away in a

car. Of course. A car.

No, a small car.

A cart. Look, Plaz, you're right. The

tracks come right from that ice cream

cart. Of course. The old

celebrity in the ice cream cart trick. It

must be Toy Man. Let's grab them. They're

coming.

Now remember. Don't go too fast!

We want them to catch us!

Players, they're getting away! Not for

long! All

right, we've got you now. Where's Rocky

the Rock and Toy Man?

What's happening?What's going on?We're

shrinking! Ah, welcome to my

collection, Plastic Man!Pop

and Hawaiians. We'll be frozen into

popsicles. That's right. And it's too

cold for you to stretch in there, plastic

man.

Now I have you, all my favorite

favors.

All in my collection. You are all mine.

All right, toy man. What do you have in

store for us?I'm going to stuff you and

sell you as dolls. Oh, well, I'm

sorry I asked. What are you doing with

the Plastijet?It's another great

trophy. Who wouldn't want an original

Plastijet?Come, Alfie, let's get ready

for the doll sale. They should all bring

a handsome figure.

Penny, Hula, can you hear me?Players,

what are we gonna do?How are we gonna get

out of here?Have no fear. I'll get us

out.

Just watch, Penny. I'll pry you and Hula

out. I'll watch you anytime,

Players. Thanks,

Plaz. There's only

one way down. Jumping Java

nuts. Now to find

that villain, Toy Man. Plaz, I see a

light under that door. I bet Toy Man is

in there. Come on, let's go in and get

him. I hate to tell you this, Plaz, but I

won't fit under that door. Then I'll open

it from the inside.

I've got to be very quiet so Toy Man

won't hear me.

Quick, under the table.

Players, I saw the shrink ray up on the

table. Right, Penny. I'll get it and

change us back to normal. Then we can get

Toy Man.

It's Plastic Man. Sorry, Plas. Me and

my bad luck. Forget it, Hula. Come on,

we'll find another way to stop them. Come

on, let's go this way.

Come on, let's go this way.

Leaping volcanoes, look at that.

They're rubber ba*ls. Toy Man's toys are

after us. We've got to get to the Plaster

Jail. I can reach it from there.

Climb on.

Whoops, too much snap.

How are we going to get out there?How

about this way?No!

Plast, here's the plaster jack. I got it.

Slide right on in.

I'll just cut the string and we'll beoff.

You cut the string too soon. I'm

sorry, it's my bad luck again.

Plastic Man thinks he's getting away, but

these corks will bring them down. Now

to find Toy Man. Uh oh, he's found

us. We've got

to do something fast. He's getting too

close. Good point, Penny. But we can

stop him with a bigger cork, me.

This isn't working! Double the corks!

Fire! It's Plastic Man! Got

to keep them in!

Had enough toying around, Toy Man?Not

'til I'm through with you!

Looks like Plas made short water, Toyya.

Uh oh, we got company. And it not

wanted! Oh, hang on, Hula!

It's right behind us, Penny.

I think I'm needed.

I'll ground this jet for reckless flying.

Have you had enough, toy man?You're out

of toys. Make

that almost out of toys.

Well, at least I'll get some work on my

backpand. My

last chance!

Plasmitsa! Then what are we waiting for?

I'll shrink you so small, Plastic Man,

they'll never find you!

Penny's getting me a chance to get Toy

Man. Plastic Man!

Well, good work, class. You sure wound up

this case. Actually, it was unwinding the

case. Toy Man has been

put away for a long time, and I'm glad

to know everyone has been restored to his

proper size. I told you not to worry,

Chief. When we go on an assignment, we

take care of every detail. Is that so?

Well, what do you say about this?Chief,

would you believe every detail except one?