03x10 - One Way Ticket

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you know so you gave her your heart and

she broke [Music]

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hello don't you sit down please I like

this always

oh no I've been in here before we just haven't met that so I'm Adam Troy I need a grant how long are you going to

be on Haiti he's my home port doc my ship sailing out of here tomorrow you know the Tiki why are you going to

bolero you must be kidding I've got some

tickets right here one way faster bolero

what are you some kind of cook miss grande Ben Curtis lives in for their

Island he's a good friend of mine he paid for your passage he told me you'd

know what it was all about invent Curtis tell you there yeah I never heard of him

either I guess you really don't know what this is all about - look mister I

don't know Ben Curtis from John Doe and island-hopping his little out of my line

so why don't you just take this little ticket and give it back to him okay

okay

good bonus just a minute the champagne eight hundred francs eight

hundred francs goodbye miss Graham and

Louie take a junk away with

a real cool

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gartner mckay in james a Michener's adventures in paradise with guys not

well as Chris Parker and James Holden as play Baker guest stars Lola

all right buddy Epson Liam breathless

and sorry Gardner McKay as Adam Freud

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now passenger did nothing don't

criticize Curtis I'm starting to think Ben Curtis is going island happy out

there he offer an explanation too used to why was paying her passage no kept

playing it like it was a big secret oh it's a big secret oh I know that's it's a big secret she hasn't heard

anything about it well anyway when we get to Valera Island

I think he owes me an explanation plus eight hundred francs eight hundred

francs for what for the champagne

I Anita how's every little thing can you tell me for me couldn't be worse just

came back from where the tongue g*n point ceased trading was bad real bad yeah

say I noticed journey or your weed captain Troy nice chat with me you know

him nobody I don't know honey my stock and trade knowing people doing what a kiddo unsure

what did he want whatever it was I wasn't interested my hasty one for

making great decisions under well that's the story of my life and how much it's

going to cost me not me look Larry whatever's on your mind it isn't money

what is it well to tell you the truth nazar I'm low on funds and I've been

wanting to retire go to Australia settle down on the sheep ranch no what's that

got to do with me square up you are dead

for instance what do you mean my debt I paid you back every Frank 70 thousand of them just about $800 and it wasn't easy

believe me what about the interest thirty thousand francs that comes 30 so

that was our agreement here I lend you seventy thousand you pay me back a hundred thousand I'll even get me a

check for a hundred thousand Canaveral we call remember yeah haven't got any

money in that Bank zero so if I have to deposit the check and it bounces you can

go to prison for more than a year think about it honey

I'd be back tomorrow night for an interest payment make it a big one sheep

ranchers take lots of money

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[Music] what's the matter map to Chile good the

blue that's just the lights I guess they seem to keep getting dimmer all the time

and I'm tired I am just plain tired of being boxed in so why don't you get in

your private yacht take a cruise along the island Cheryl the coop the pool a

long ride to nowhere that's what I need that is exactly what I need

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Kelly's in the whole check in the cargo why don't you go below and tell them we're getting underway right

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about that ticket to the lira captain Choi is it still good still good you got

yourself a passenger [Music]

mark Stanner fellas always got to know

the time and place don't you I'll go figure on the position

it's just what the doctor ordered happen okay Oh couldn't be better

the only thing I miss is being called Nita all right about this Ben Curtis

what kind of a hairpin is he that's a good man always struck me as the kind of

fella knew what he was doing every step of the way but you still don't know you

don't know the guys I've been turning over in my mind all I can tell you is his name just doesn't ring a bell with

me what are you doing here well it's just me I needed a change of scenery and

then I always was a sucker for a free ride in a new place [Music]

oh yeah sure how's every little thing

all right oh but my feet oh my feet are k*lling me

know just a thing for us a man of many

talents me very Blaine seen eat her own

nut since last night she's not in her room in house hasn't been there all day

oh of course not lovey she's gone

what do you mean God lost she said she was going to get lost and she did her go

well this my little chicky boom she did not tell me now wait a minute that sneak

that are you gonna do with us over the tour you said you don't know where she

went do you know you could go to jail for

that from Ben Curtis

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somebody loves me I wonder

wonder who they can be

I wish I knew [Music] can it be worried me

for every God passes by maybe

my swinging baby [Music]

somebody [Music]

let's turn this into a cruise ship I'll be the featured entertainer we'll make a bundle what would we do for passengers

very exclusive very intimate you me the crew and select passengers it wouldn't

be hard knock out the seams out on some

beach okay okay I get the idea the girl

can dream can't she especially when the timing plates are right yeah well hmm I'm gonna go really

Kelly I'll see you neither I've gotta get a fix on the radio open

thanks for the entertainment

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night-night is it oh that's a beautiful yeah

look Adam tomorrow do we have to stop in

bolero or am I the only reason we're going to know how long do you expect to

stay overnight discharge the cargo take on some water and we've got a good three

days sail the Pango Pango I know my passage is only paid to bolero but if

you could put it on the cuff how about me going along to Pango Pango with you this Ben Curtis character doesn't even

have to know him aboard I could stay in my cabin wouldn't work need I've already radioed him that you're with me is

expecting you thanks thanks a lot

look Nita you didn't have to make this trip it was your own decision okay so

I'm making another one when you leave the lair can I go with you sure that's

what you want Adam Thanks

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so that's Galera yeah it's a combination bar general store and a few copper

plantations janna captain Troy have a

good voyage lose all the way o to Lily this is miss leader Graham the lily

works around Ben's house by the way where is mr. Curtis he sends apologies he waits for you at the house okay he

said you come to the house you and the lady he waits for you what are you some kind of potentate or something well

nobody owns nearly everything around here you come no please

[Music] Oh Chris I'll be up advance plantation Casey maybe

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what are they all grinning about I guess we're about to find out aren't we

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well the only thing missing around here is a path of orchids of brass band and

the mystery man himself why don't you

run down to the store and get yourself a lot of candy here they all his kids he

keeps some kind of harem around here you've got it all wrong neither all men are Papa to these kids really she bring

any kind of belt I'm not sure before I know

[Music] hi Ben how are you how are you bringing

great couldn't be better in the pig

I don't need it hello you have a nice trip away you didn't get

the seasick nothing like that I guess Adam gave you the run of the ship huh Bostick what's this all about you really don't

know it I'm still waiting for the 64 zillion dollar answer I wrote to you right after I made

the deal with that him I wrote you but if you did let a guy lost but still on the way who knows the way the mail is

around here you don't remember me at all no way sorta yeah of course not I was

even though we didn't have a lot of laughs that was two months ago I mean in Tahiti oh sure sure I don't blame you

and he did so that was a kind of a jump in joint like that last night you and me

we had a little talk yeah just after hours we we went out of

the beach didn't we you do remember but not all of it oh no no to much a long time about the

letter that I didn't get what was in it I don't know how to tell you now sooner

or later she's got to know man yeah by was easy writing it there's nobody

around

you wanted to marry me didn't you Beth yeah that's what it was to tell me well

I wanted to add him but I had to be sure that she was coming first

don't here seems to know well they didn't tell you radioed she was aboard I thought she knew I thought she'd gotten

the letter I had a minister coming down tomorrow got a big new help plan the

whole works need it

I don't know how to ask you I know it's awful sudden you're not getting a letter at all but well couldn't you sleep on it

I mean what did you stay around a while I'm not a bad guy you can you can ask

Adam and I got everything you could possibly need here everything you see it it's all mine you could have the run of

the whole shebang well at least we just

do tonight I mean you and Adam I got world's a Truman I'll send for your stuff we have another to talk

tomorrow the Tiki doesn't leave till tomorrow

anyway that right at him that's right then

okay as long as one thing's clear I'm leaving in the morning

back to adventures in paradise

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I can't get over it she didn't even know why she was coming here it she's here

Adam you think I got a chance Ben wanted

to ask her to marry you Tahiti and do things right just plain scared I guess

what do you know about her Ben I know what you're thinking because I met her in a clip chewing I don't care

wonder why she came laughs I got a wander she cheered Ben I'm not trying to

turn you against her she's probably everything you're looking for but I think seasoned some kind of trick like

what well I don't know but I think you ought to know that when I told her about the passage here she turned me down flat

then just before sailing something made her change her mind do you try to find out what look at him I know I'm not

exactly a prize package myself but you tell me how many dollars you're gonna find who would be willing to storage

themselves away on an island I mean dowels with the looks and style and neither oh I admit I I got a lot to

offer but in the end what is it piece of real estate little money in the bank I

just don't want to see anybody make a 24-karat fool out of you marriage is a

gamble no matter how you look at it and me I haven't got that many places to look around just wish me luck huh all

right a lot of luck now make yourself at home I'm gonna take me out sure the

island I've got much time gotta work fast see you giving me the Grand Tour

with all the trimmings

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quite a plan you've worked out getting me to your Island c*ptive audience

I didn't plan it that way but you do like it don't you I'm not complaining

Emily it's not much not what you've been used to you just say the word it's all

your I'll fix that house up any way you want Furniture is kind of old but you could

bend your knife but I push too hard is that it you've been thinking about

marrying me for a while I haven't remember I just got here but you will think about it won't you

it's been quite a day I think we should come back sure

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you know if this was in my house I mean if this was your house I was bringing

you home and I'd say I had a wonderful

time then Thanks did you but I'm a little tired now I

think I'd like to turn in ya know about tomorrow I mean about leaving in the morning why don't we just what tomorrow

take care of Java [Music]

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trouble sleeping yeah yeah I can't sleep you're sure have a nice day with the

been fine reminds me of a big puppy yeah

I guess he's a little bit like a puppy quite a plantation he's got well he's

got enough here to keep him busy the rest of his life but I guess he wants

more Adam I've had all kinds of propositions palm beach in the winter

mountains in the summer none of which I took but this one beats them all I mean

this guy is strictly honorable guy you don't want to hurt I never should have

come here I didn't think I never do roll

with the punches you get along I'm a regular philosopher huh what were you

running from when you came here

take me to Pango Pango are you Adam oh sure sure still wanna go I still want to go if you

can put the passage on that cuff this

trip will be free

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I've really thought it over Ben no hard feelings oh no hard feelings there are other

girls Ben Venice to the venture maybe you're right you know when you're copers

ready Ben sure

she'll be back

anything wrong well I don't know this place is usually pretty crowded around sailing time well they're probably

saving their bon voyage for the last minute yeah probably just we'll put

those down at them we're not going anywhere what's that no water what do you mean no

water I've been everywhere can't get a drop seems like somebody just shut the door on us

did you ask everybody everybody beginning with the banister how much of

a supply do we have well I just checked a couple gallons maybe half a day you

mean you only took on enough water to get here I mean I always take on water when I dock here you know that I guess I

forgot to tell you Adam we're having a water shortage come on and you know you've got all the water

you want I've been getting much rain lately I'm in holding two well I don't

get it very simple you need water so do i okay then I'll get it from one of the

other planners I think you'll discover that they're having the same problem

then what are you trying to do nothing I just don't want to be left high and dry

that's all he won't let us leave what is he some kind of a pirate he's gonna

force me to marry him I don't know what he's up to if he doesn't let us have any water where virtually is prettiest well let's

get out of here I wouldn't marry him now if he was the last guy on earth I've mean three days on our emergency

water supply which is not very much three days three years I don't care I will not be traded for a barrel of water

okay Chris Kelly let's get those cans out of the hole

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he's an idea fancy meeting you here

what are you doing here ship I was on past brien when I heard we were coming

so close to belayer I asked him to drop me out why just thought I'd say hello to

my old friend Ben Curtis you know him yeah sure met him on Tahiti maybe two months ago

pointed you out to him as a matter of fact anybody aboard nobody but there not

far [Music]

well let's get back to the ship hit is an atom maybe we could go on

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I told you Adam there's a high price on that order the devil do you think you're

doing that water happens to be the most

important thing I own yeah well I'm sailing without foolish you taking a

pretty long change maybe it is and you can't force neither to marry you you got me all wrong sure I want to

marry you I'm not gonna force you what do you call this way of buying time as much time as

you had alone with her on the trip out here do you think she's leaving you for

me I think you didn't give me a chance at him you tell her I just want her to

stay a week without anybody around to turn her head then what she still wants

to leave I won't stop her she's not gonna stay Ben she's made up her mind and you make her changes I think you

ought to change your mind these are that's what I think by the pool guy that's what he wants why are you pushing so hard what's your

percentage in this I want to see a happy Nita I want to see you get off the hook

I want to see you in a position to buy this check back no no no get your pretty

fingers burned you know what that checking me wants me now maybe $50,000

you're out of your mind Am I with the amount of dough Ben Curtis is worth I checked before I left Tahiti

and once he's married to you sweetie he won't want his wife to go to jail

he'll pay so you think I'm your ticket to paradise you had better be

what about Nita you think she'll be able to take it well we've got half a day supply with roster just for drinking Oh

out of three days three years he'd die first before marrying Ben remember

that's what she said I could just have a hard time meter you know I've always wanted you to have

everything the best yeah sure you don't have to marry him for life a month two

months just long enough to hook him good then he pays off big for this and your

divorce and he pays out big enough to take care of you for the rest of your

life I promise you one thing Nita don't

go through with it and this check will be deposited here in prison

my captain Troy how's every little thing play exactly the same question our

mutual friend needs asked just came to do a little trading captain that's all little trading they're gonna have to go

ashore we're casting off in five minutes you're going with Amita

mercaptan yes I'll see you back into et got some important business to take up

with your tortoises there surround me

Adam I've thought it over I'm not going with you what do you mean you're not

going with me I've changed my mind I'm going to marry Ben why now why not now

or never I better get my things together

what's that again let me put it this way out of you you'll have all the water you

need me what have I got to lose

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decided to give me the chance you're not sore are you you got nothing to worry

about needed you can have the run of the whole place I'm getting to Lily's wife to come in do sort of a chaperone all I

want is a chance you're going to get more than that I'm going to marry you know

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waters all over denim okay we get

underway anytime now yeah yeah yeah what's the matter you're still stewing about Neeta I'm thinking

about Ben yeah somehow I've got the feeling he could be badly taking it well

if he can it's his own fault we've been asking for it you know maybe Neeta

really wants to marry him I could believe that Larry blame ya the way that con man

showed up here the way she changed her mind about marrying him what could be a coincidence I'm glad I caught you Adam I

couldn't let you leave being sore you're not sore at me anymore are you no I'm

not sorry then I wouldn't have let you sail without that water you know that as

soon as I was sure that I'd lost out of giving you all you wanted now you gotta believe me yeah well now

you got to forgive and forget come on up the house have some drinks have some food like to bend the world

set the sail or you got a lot of time you got to wish me in need of the best besides there's somebody I want you to

meet the man who made it all possible Oh Larry Blaine he introduced me to neither best turn anybody ever did for

me coincidence

tell us now - a lovely girl and a fine gentleman may they always be as happy as

they are today

you'll never regret it need I promise you how could she been with all you got

to offer the whole wide world lucky

lucky girl not too long ago Garrett had to come with a dowry not my girl she wouldn't wouldn't not

with all the real estate you got all that money in the bank and it's all isn't it Ben she'll have anything

she wants a guy couldn't ask for a more generous man what you need her know and

that calls for another drink sure fresh

out no problem I'll be right back having

yourself quite a ball aren't you Larry lifted food little drinker - what about

the rest I don't know what you're talking about the future the whole wide

world you know the rest that Ben's money in the bank what's that got to do with

me it's me - he's marrying not me is it

tell me about her neither was Larry who made you change your mind about marrying Ben wouldn't know it's tickling me

you've had a lot of offers a lot of propositions why Ben look what you just played me alone what you gonna take it

for the Grand Tour just like he took me that is fine if you are well it'll be a

nice place around here when I leave you Ben and Larry all one happy family with

Larry calling the shots you're very happy

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well there's one thing I'll never be accused of and that's running a dry household right neither headache and all

the excitement I think I can do before

the big moment yeah I guess you're right well Joey probably gonna tell me to shut

up I'd slow down if I were you and think this thing over I got nothin about Adam

did you ask her why she's marrying you

you think I'm a four-star clown don't you but you don't understand this girl

means a lot to me she's been eating into my system ever since I first met her I

can make a life for her I know it all the things I've missed all my life I've

just been saving up for her what I'm trying to say Adam is it everything I

own means nothing without her she's got something else on her mind I don't care

you just remember that

bad feel bad I'm gambling with euro

I'm gambling that she's not gonna hurt me I know she don't love me now but I got

enough in me to make up for her well I

hope I'm all wrong I've gotta go you leave yeah the winds up oh yeah come by

on your way back I'll roll out the red carpet for you okay old pal all the luck in the world

oh he'll get over it he thought he could take her away from me but she decided on

you a band you're the chap never thought I had a chance I better go see what's

with Nita it's been neither get you

something for your headache some cold a drink ice bag maybe must be rude ADA

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well I was out getting the liquor what were they talking about I don't know

[Music] all right Kelly was Chris Naunton Ximena

tell them we're shoving off [Music]

what's up now wait a minute man

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you're not gonna get away with it playing me for a sucker to get that water you're talking about where I don't know where she is

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the trick be hanging off of him Ben I

didn't run off with him nobody even knew I was aboard why I just couldn't do it

to a guy like you you couldn't do what neither hook been into a blackmail deal

I was in a jam that's why I came here just to get away what kind of a

generator bad check I gave Larry Blaine for a loan it's the way I've always done

everything take now and later she's

lying captain trying to scram out but I could have hooked up with it long ago but I no such intention I swear she's

cleaned clear forever don't captain please can with it

where'd I go stand clear of me

Adam sorry well that's all right then

well they'd are you coming with us

after you hit Pango Pango are you going back to Tahiti yeah then I'm coming with you

then if you want a girl to marry you you don't send any sea-captains after you

come to Tahiti and you do it right

he got room for an extra pasture he said all the room in the world

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