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05x17 - I Now Pronounce You... Dead

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Fall Guy". Aired: November 4, 1981 – May 2, 1986.*
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Colt Seavers is a Hollywood stunt man who moonlights as a bounty hunter.

05x17 - I Now Pronounce You... Dead

Post by bunniefuu »

I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
but I've been seen with Farrah.

I've never been with anything less than a
nine, so fine.

I've been on fire with Sally Field and
gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don't end up as
mine.

It's a death defying life I lead.

I take my chances.

I die for living in the movies and TV.

Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my
knee.

I might fall from a tall building.

I might get

ripped for such a start.

I've

never spent much time in school,
but I've taught ladies plenty.

It's true I hire my body out for pay.

Hey, hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Teague's
blowin' up for Rockilda.

Hey, it's only hey.

Hey, hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge...

Everything packed up?

Check.

Hey, kid, what about the stunt gear,
huh?

I shipped ahead with the props.

Passports?

The passports are right here.

Colt, I still don't have your immunization
record.

It's on the desk.

Gosh, 12 weeks in the South Pacific.

I can't wait.

I can't wait to get on that plane.

Beaches and waterfalls and
rain forests and... And cholera.

Colt, you didn't get a cholera shot.

That wasn't mandatory.

It was highly recommended.

Look, I don't mind falling off of tall
buildings, but needles I hate.

Yeah, well, a needle is better than a
hospital.

We'll stop at Dr. Bernstein's on the way
to the airport and get you a shot.

Colt, you're in luck.

I got a skip for you.

I didn't hear a doorbell.

Did you hear a doorbell?

We hate to disappoint you, Pearl,
but Colt is already working.

We all are.

Kids, let me put it to you this way.

Everyone who's doing stunt work on a
movie, raise your hand.

Not so fast, you three.

Come on, Pearl.

What are you talking about?

The financing fell through on the picture.

And the producers are shutting down it so
they can raise some money.

That's impossible.

We would have heard about it.

That dog don't hunt.

I can't believe he really thought that
this would work, Pearl.

Hello?

Hi, Howie.

This is Mort.

Yeah?

Listen, the financing fell through and the
movie's been delayed.

Tell Colt we'll give him a call later
about a new schedule.

All right.

All right, thank you.

Pearl's right.

Oh, I was counting on that trip.

And the money.

Don't sweat the money, honey.

The skip's easy.

A walk in the park.

Yeah, Central Park at midnight.

Hey, the guy's a pussycat.

He's a traveling salesman who got nabbed
on a mail fraud charge.

And I even know where you can grab him.

At a wedding down in San Diego.

See?

Get a little trip, too.

San Diego?

Why would a skip go to a wedding?

He has to.

He's the groom.

This is the groom.

Not exactly Casanova.

Get to the groove, boy.

You've got to groove your lip,
too.

Huh?

Don't come in?

It's bad luck to see me before the
wedding.

Hello, Henry.

Joe.

What are you doing here?

They gave you 30 years.

Even with parole, I was hoping... I was
expecting you'd be in another 10 years.

When did they let you out?

They didn't.

Duane here broke me out.

He came in in a chopper and plucked me
right out of a road g*ng.

Here's the money, Henry.

The money?

Yeah.

From the armored car job?

The two million I left you for
safekeeping?

Sure.

I remember.

The money.

Of course.

Look, Joe.

I can't get it for you this minute.

Tell us where it is.

We'll get it.

Well, actually, it's not quite as simple
as that.

You've still got it, don't you,
Henry?

Got it?

Joe, you hurt me when you say things like
that.

Of course I've got it.

But I didn't want to put it all in one
place.

You hid it in different places?

Yeah.

Well, sure.

You know, I didn't exactly hide it.

I, uh, I invested it.

You invested it?

Sure.

I bought T-bills, tax-free municipal
bonds, apartment buildings.

All very conservative investments.

Very sound.

Look.

I want my two million in cash.

Just the way I left it with you.

Sure.

No problem.

Hey, that's the way you feel about it.

Right after the honeymoon.

Ah.

Today.

After the wedding.

You won't have any problem getting it,
will you, Henry?

Of course not, Joe.

How can you say that?

Believe me, you've got nothing to worry
about.

Right after the ceremony.

No, really.

Uh, guys, I've got to finish getting
ready.

Okay.

But we'll be, uh, we'll be waiting.

Watch it.

Huh?

We've only just begun to live.

But I can't wait.

Off to meet you.

Oh, yes.

Well,

I'm going to tell you about it.

You're not a priorities person.

I've never met anybody.

Oh, I guess so.

You know what I mean.

I'm anageric.

And I'm going to go.

I'll see you.

See you next time.

Bye.

The ladies' wedding ceremony'll start.

I suppose we could wait until after the
ceremony.

What are you doing here?

I'm making sure you bozos don't blow it.

No, come on.

Wait, wait, Pearl.

It started already.

So what?

Wedding give you cold feet?

I don't believe you, Pearl.

The guy's about to get married.

Yeah, can't you wait?

Just give the guy a break.

Did that sleazeball give me a break when
he skipped?

Hell no.

Pearl, we're waiting till he ties the knot
and that's that.

Oh, all right.

But I'm still gonna keep an eye on him.

Children are conceived.

New life is created.

The cycle of our earthly existence
continues.

Marriage, the joining of
lives... Oh, it's so beautiful.

The flowers, the bridesmaids.

Don't you just love weddings?

Yeah.

Look at the bride.

She's gorgeous.

Perhaps the most important step two people
can make.

It therefore must not be entered.

Not unadvisedly, but reverently and
discreetly.

Enter this holy estate.

These two people come now to be joined.

If any man can show just cause where they
may not be lawfully joined together,

let him speak now or forever hold his
peace.

Yeah, me.

Who's that?

What's going on here?

You might hit Henry.

You miserable, low-down worm.

Kathy, hi.

So, this is why you come to San Diego.

Kathy, I don't want you to draw the wrong
conclusion about what you see here.

Just shut up and get moving.

You're coming with me.

Henry, who is this?

Now, just a second, young lady.

Keep out of this, Padre.

This is between me and Casanova.

Kathy, uh, I can explain everything.

Well, my lawyers and I can't wait to hear.

Kathy!

I told you we should have nabbed him.

It's all your fault.

How did I know it was gonna be a shotgun
wedding?

Come on.

Get in mine.

I'll drive.

Kathy, I really think you should
reconsider this.

Get in.

Don't let him get away, Colt.

I want Henry.

Pearl, she's got a...

...shotgun.

Come on, we can't let Henry get away.

Take me along!

Go!

Get him!

Hold this.

I wonder who that crazy woman was.

Right now, I'm a little more concerned
with those guys up ahead.

We're being followed.

Some guys in a truck.

We don't need any more trouble.

Get ready to take them out.

No, they're probably just family.

They shouldn't be a problem for us.

Colt, he's got a g*n!

They're gonna take another shot.

Not if I...

well, they're out of the way for now.

Oh, Colt.

It's that woman with the shotgun.

Oh, great.

What kind of insane driving was that?

Oh, you're asking me about insanity?

I'd say you're an expert.

Yeah, if Colt hadn't
let you back in the lane,

you'd be a mudflap
on that truck right now.

Yeah, and where do you get off busting up
weddings, anyhow?

Sister, in my shoes, you would have done
the same thing.

You're crazy.

What possible reason could you have for
sh**ting at that guy?

It's very simple.

That guy happens to be my husband.

You mean Henry was already married?

To you?

He didn't even have the brains to use an
alias.

Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.

I could see why you'd be kind of upset.

Upset?

I'm frantic!

Who knows how much community property he
spent on her?

When are you gonna learn how to drive?

Pearl, it wasn't Colt's fault.

There happened to be two guys sh**ting at
us.

I suppose you don't know who they are.

Don't expect me to keep up with your low
-life friend.

Who's Calamity Jane?

The name's Morse.

Kathy Morse.

Pearl, it seems this is Henry's wife.

Two-timer, huh?

Makes sense.

The guy who would jump bail on me is
capable of anything.

Bail?

You some kind of a cop?

A bounty hunter.

We all are.

And not exactly top of the line.

What are we gonna do now?

Henry could be anywhere.

Yeah, I know.

Well, Kathy tracked Henry to here.

Maybe she knows where he'd most likely go.

True, I have a pretty good idea.

But you aren't getting any freebies from
me.

Forget it, sister.

I don't pay for information.

It's against my principles.

I don't want any money.

My car's shot.

I want you to take me along.

Make sure Henry gets nailed.

Is that all?

It's a deal.

No deal.

That's too dangerous.

I'm not taking her.

Or you.

Colt, be realistic.

She's the only lead we've got.

No me, no Henry, no paycheck.

Where to?

Well, I've been tracking Henry through his
sales office.

The closest one to here is Bakersfield.

All right, let's load up.

Why'd we come back to the church?

What am I supposed to be looking for?

Anything that might tell us where he's
headed.

Shotguns, car crashes.

Why did you leave the money with this guy
anyway?

Henry and I grew up together.

He was the neighborhood patsy.

He was clean.

He had no record.

He was a chump.

He was perfect.

Except maybe he double-crossed you.

He's a dead chump.

I think I have something here.

It's all businesses, offices.

Anything nearby?

Bakersfield.

That's it.

That's the closest.

Let's go.

On the road again Just can't wait to get
on the road again Life I love is making

music with my friends I can't wait to get
on the road again On the road again Going

places that I've never been
Seeing things that I may

never see again I can't
wait to get on the road again

But sweetheart, I only need the money for
a short time.

You've got your nerve, Henry.

You come home after being on the road for
three weeks and the first thing you do is

ask me to turn over all of our savings to
you.

And what's that ridiculous outfit that
you're wearing?

This?

Oh, it was a small diplomatic affair.

I didn't have time to change.

Enjoy.

About the money... Forget it.

Joy.

My one and only.

Oh, Joy.

Joy, before I met you, love was just a
score in tennis.

You're still the most beautiful woman I've
ever seen.

Forget it, Henry.

It won't work.

You're not touching that money.

All right.

All right.

All right, I was hoping I
could protect you from

the truth, but you don't
leave me much choice.

I'm in a lot of trouble.

I borrowed some money from the wrong
people.

The mob.

As in organized crime?

Joy, if I don't pay them some money soon,
they're going to k*ll me.

And once they do, they'll take everything
you own.

That's not fair.

They can't do that.

Oh, my God.

They're here.

They're not taking what's mine.

That's my Joy.

Have you still got the elephant g*n from
the safari?

Of course.

Good.

Stall them long enough for me to get away.

My one and only.

Guess we'll have to change that to just
arrest it.

She doesn't look like a sales office to
me.

Well, neither does my house, and you use
that, too.

Come on.

Nah, you wait in the truck.

Uh-uh.

I want to see him when you nail him.

You'll see him soon enough.

Just wait in the truck.

Don't y'all cover the back entrance.

I'll sleep in the front.

I'll show them.

Who do they think they are?

They're not coming into my house and
taking my money.

Nobody threatens my assets and gets away
with it.

Hold it.

You take one more step and you sleep with
the elephants.

I'm very sorry.

I guess I kept the wrong house.

You sure do.

You better back right on out.

Sure.

I think I'm a bounty hunter.

I got an outstanding warrant for Henry
Morris.

You're not the mob?

We caught him going over the back fence.

Henry, these people say that they're
bounty hunters.

Darling, this is all one big mistake.

You can say that again, you worm.

Wait till I get you in court.

How dare you talk to my husband that way?

Your husband?

He's my husband.

You're married to him, too?

Henry, what the hell is going on?

There's a perfectly good explanation.

Yeah, well, put it in a letter.

We're going back to L.A.

Whatever happens to me, I want you both to
know.

What I did, I did for love.

Oh, just one good shot.

No, sorry.

I don't get paid unless I bring him back
alive, huh?

Let's go.

You two probably have a great deal to talk
about.

You've got a deal.

If I don't strangle him first.

Who knows how many people Henry owes?

Well, it doesn't matter.

Whatever's left, you and I should get
every penny of it.

What do you say we sue him together?

I got it.

Don't move.

Who in the hell are you?

Where's Henry?

You're late.

They already took him away.

Who took him?

The bounty hunters.

In a two-tone brown truck?

Yes, that's them.

You know, those guys are smarter than we
thought.

They're not the bounty hunters.

We are.

Well, then who are they?

An extremely dangerous escaped convict and
his confederates.

And you're Henry's wife?

We both are.

What?

I don't ask us how, but it's true.

That man's a bigamist.

You sure are a bigamist.

You know, ladies, you do have full legal
recourse.

But only if we get to Henry in time.

Did he give you any indication where he
was headed?

Well, they said they were taking him back
to jail in L.A.

But that might be just part of their
cover, right?

Right.

It's very clever of them.

How long ago did they leave?

About a half an hour ago.

Is there an airfield near here?

Yes, out of field.

I've flown choppers out of there.

Thank you, ladies.

You've been very helpful.

Well, they're not the only ones going to L
.A.

What do you mean?

Well, I intend to get my lawyers on Henry
before he can pull anything fancy.

You said that we were going to be
partners.

We are.

Partner?

You coming?

You bet.

How much are you getting to bring me in?

Not enough.

I'll double it.

Triple it?

Look, just run me up to San Luis Obispo.

Jewel has got enough money there to make
it worth your while.

Sorry, Henry, no dice.

Henry, who's Jewel?

My wife.

Another one?

Mind if I ask you why you marry all these
women?

Who can stop at just one?

Wouldn't you be more comfortable in my
lap?

No.

You know, I bet this Jewel is as gorgeous
as the other ones.

Would you mind if I ask you how you marry
all these women?

Howie, there's no secret to that.

All it takes is tenderness,
trust, a generosity of

spirit, and an occasional
gift as a symbol of your love.

Business must be awfully good to support
all that symbolism.

Actually, business stinks.

And how do you do it?

Simple, my little dove.

I borrowed it from a friend.

This wouldn't happen to be the same friend
that's been following you?

You're very observant.

Now he wants it back.

I thought this guy, Henry, was supposed to
be a patsy.

He's a bigamist.

And a fugitive.

Believe me, he's changed.

There they are.

Henry, you wouldn't happen to have friends
in high places, would you?

The guy with Joe.

He flies helicopters.

Well, I suggest you grab the nearest thing
that's not moving.

Ow!

Watch it, Henry!

Go

up under those trees.

Howie and I will decoy the chopper.

Keep them busy.

I want you to stay off the main road,
meet us back at the last truck stop.

And here.

Use this if you have to.

Here they come again.

Get me closer.

Now get ready to take the wheel.

What are you gonna do?

Remember the stunt we did in the last
picture?

Yeah, but we weren't getting shot at.

Well, don't worry about it.

I

don't think Henry's in there.

The guy jumped on the skid!

Hold it steady, I'll try and get a shot of
him.

No, I'll shake him off!

This guy won't budge!

I

don't believe it, he's cut the fuel line!

Wait

a minute, I gotta rest.

Keep moving, Colt's expecting us to be at
that truck stop when he gets there.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You okay?

Well, uh, if your heart
is supposed to sound

like the minute waltz
in double time, I'm fine.

Oh, yeah.

Would you mind?

Okay, I'm gonna give you two minutes.

Then we gotta get going.

So, when did Henry marry you?

Last May 22nd.

That toad!

That was our one-year anniversary!

He said he had business in Bakersfield and
couldn't be with me.

I'm surprised we even had Thanksgiving
dinner together this year.

So that's why we didn't.

He told me he had a
business convention in Del

Mar and couldn't spend
Thanksgiving with me.

You know, I just had a terrible thought.

What if we're not the only ones?

What are you looking at?

You.

The way you brushed your hair back.

It was in my face.

The way you rubbed your neck.

It hurt.

It's amazing how truly beautiful women are
so unaware of their own power.

Give me a break.

Oh, Jody.

Jody, I'll give you anything you could
ever want.

Well, you couldn't bribe Colt,
and you can't bribe me, okay?

Jody, I'm not trying to get away.

No.

Not from you.

Don't you see?

It's happening.

What's happening?

Can you really be so beautifully naive?

Jody, I'm falling in love with you.

Oh, you are amazing.

Thank you.

I didn't mean it as a compliment.

Henry, for once, have you just tried being
loyal to one woman?

I have now.

You really expect me to believe that?

Jody, the others were just infatuations.

But with you, it'll be so different.

Yeah, it is going to be different.

Let's get going.

Listen to me, Jody.

We could run away together, just the two
of us.

Think of it.

Puerto Vallarta, Rio, Cancun.

Henry, you and I are going no further than
L.A.

County Jail.

Okay, I realize a decision this momentous
is hard to make.

I'll give you a little more time.

Jody ought to be here any minute.

You know, Cole, I've been
giving some thought to Henry

and this uncanny attraction
that women have for him.

Have you ever read Hoffman's thesis on the
human animal?

No.

Well, in it, he identifies what he calls
the Don Juan factor.

Now, that's a combination
of biochemical reactions

involving adrenal hormones
and the male sweat glands.

Supposedly, it gives off a very potent
attraction to the opposite sex.

What do you think?

I'd like the Dodgers to beat the Padres
tonight.

Boy, I thought we'd never get out of the
woods.

We aren't out of the woods until I turn
you over to Cole.

Jody.

Jody, I hate to pressure you, but
everything is so crazy right now.

Tell me, will you be mine?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, the day the polar ice cap melts.

Now, come on.

Oh.

Okay, Jody.

I'm sorry, Jody.

Really sorry.

Henry!

Henry!

Hey!

I'm aiming a prop g*n!

Come back!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey, look.

Aren't those the bounty hunters?

Look who this is.

It's Henry's wives.

Perfect.

What happened?

This guy shot us down.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

Well, luckily, we weren't hurt.

Awfully glad you girls came along.

Oh, my God.

We need a ride.

I guess.

Sure, hop in.

Look, um, Henry wasn't in that truck.

He probably separated from the others.

Do you have any idea where he might have
gone if he were on his own?

Well, I'd say he'd go to one of the sales
offices.

That's how I've been tracking him.

That's right.

So far, he's been heading north.

The next closest office is in San Luis
Obispo.

Yeah.

I've got the address right here.

Where's Henry?

He got away from me.

You see?

The human animal.

Thanks.

Next time, b*ll*ts would help.

At least we probably know where he's
headed.

We do?

San Luis Obispo.

He wanted us to take him there earlier.

Remember, he's got a wife there.

Jewel, right.

The girl's gonna owe me mileage on this
one.

And the best of friends, insisting that
the world keep turning our way,

is on the road again.

Just can't wait to get on the road again.

The life I love is making music with my
friends.

I can't wait to get on the road again.

Henry, why are you in that outfit?

And why are you wearing those handcuffs?

Have you been seeing another woman?

Me?

Haha!

Jewel, don't be ridiculous.

Where are the negotiable bonds I gave you
for your birthday?

I negotiated them.

Look, I know you're
not going to like this,

but I'm going to have
to borrow on the house.

Over my dead body?

No.

No, I'm afraid it's going to be over mine.

What are you talking about?

K*llers are after me.

If I don't pay them the money I owe them
soon, you are going to be a penniless widow.

How much do you need?

Two million dollars.

Did you ever take out that life insurance
policy I recommended?

Jewel.

Just trying to help.

Hello, Henry.

I thought you got away from those bounty
hunters.

Wait a minute.

I thought you said you were the bounty
hunters.

Shut up and get in there.

Who are they?

The K*llers I told you about.

Not them.

Them.

We're his wives, honey.

I'm his wife.

Welcome to the club.

Shut up, all of you.

Look, Joe, I can get you the money like I
told you.

I've got it all in T-bills, bonds... Plus
yachts, houses, wedding ceremonies.

You know, you're real generous with my
money, Henry.

No problem.

We'll sell everything.

Right, girls?

Joe, I'm telling you, you can recoup your
money and even make a profit.

All the houses I've bought have gone up in
value.

Stocks, too.

I'll liquidate everything.

Go on.

We can start up in Carmel.

I've got a wife there.

Another?

Sherry.

She's got about a hundred thousand in
cash.

This better be for real.

Tie up the women.

They're going with us.

Why?

Until I've got my money.

I don't want you singing to the cops.

It's either that or this.

Come on, Henry.

You too, ladies.

Not this time.

The wives.

Let's get out of here.

No.

It's Henry's wife.

And nobody's driving.

Hang on.

I'll drive.

You better get in front and stop them.

Are you alright?

Yeah, I think so.

Thanks to you.

But we lost Henry again.

No, you didn't.

They're headed north.

Take us with you and we'll tell you where.

Load up.

I'm on the road again
Just can't wait to get on the

road again Life I love is
making music with my friends

Yes, Henry, I did exactly as you asked.

I went to the bank and I withdrew the
money.

One hundred thousand.

Oh, that's great, darling.

I knew if I got in a jam, I could count on
you.

Now, she's got the hundred grand.

This better be just the beginning.

Tell her to meet us at the corner of 5th
and Elm at 4 this afternoon.

Alone?

Sweetie, meet me at the corner of 5th and
Elm at 4 this afternoon.

And when you bring the money, be sure
you're alone.

Alone?

Sure.

Whatever you say.

And honey, when this is over, we'll take a
trip someplace special.

Palm Springs, what do you say?

I can't take any more of this.

I gotta go shopping.

I gotta clear my head.

Better make sure you have something to pay
with.

What do you mean?

My Henry is loaded.

Was loaded.

Was loaded.

Whatever assets he's got will probably be
frozen until after the trial.

You mean... That's right, honey.

No credit cards.

That is inhuman.

Look, I hate to interrupt, but we don't
have much time.

Look, if you think I'm gonna go meet those
criminals, you're crazy.

Jody will go in your place.

Have you got a wig and some clothes for
her?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Come on, honey.

Oh.

Henry loves this one on me.

Follow me.

You and I will tail Jody.

If Henry's there, we'll move right in.

If he's not, Jody will lead us to him.

We'll go with you.

No, no.

No, you're not.

I'm not taking any chances this time.

Colt, we haven't come this far to be left
out now.

Yeah, besides, you might need help.

Look, you're gonna stay here and that's
that.

Well, how do you like it?

It'll do.

Look, I'm gonna need a car.

They'll recognize my truck.

Be careful.

I just had it waxed.

Right.

I hate missing out on this.

Who says we have to?

I don't know.

Colt was really adamant.

So we'll keep a discreet distance behind
him.

Colt will never even see us.

Do you have another car?

That's a three-car garage, honey,
and I keep it full.

Okay.

Howie and I will have you inside the whole
time.

If you have any problem, give us a sign.

Good luck.

Can't we get any closer?

No, we'll be fine right here.

There they are.

You Sherry Morris?

Yes.

Where's my husband?

Safe and sound.

Where's the money?

I'm not giving you any money until I see
my husband.

All right, get in.

Let's go.

Let's go.

They'll get away.

Just make sure they don't spot us.

Hey, I can drive, okay?

Is this where Henry is?

Come on.

This place is a dump.

Colt, there they are.

I see them, kid.

If you check the front, I'll go around the
back.

All right.

There's Colt's car.

It's my car, honey.

Come on, let's go.

Not yet.

Let's see what happens.

Henry!

Henry!

Are you okay?

You really do care, don't you?

Excuse me, where's the money?

The money?

Yeah, right, the money.

Well, I did what you told me to do.

I went to the bank and I got the money.

Quit stalling.

Where is it?

Hey, you say what?

What is taking so long?

Maybe he got away again.

Yeah, maybe this whole thing's another
setup.

Ladies, we're going in.

Where's Henry?

He's up there.

No, no, no, no, no.

But you don't understand.

There's no reason for this.

I've got the problem solved.

It's perfect.

We can all live together.

What about my business?

And who's going to make the payments on my
house?

You better hope you get a
long sentence, Henry, because

I'm going to be waiting
for you when you get out.

Ladies, please.

Hey.

This is amazing.

Each one of Henry's offices turned out to
be a house and a wife, right?

So?

So, according to this, he had four more
offices.

Four more wives?

I, uh, I want to apologize to you about
all the trouble I caused.

Jody, I want to thank you.

You really taught me about love.

You taught me it's something that can't be
bought.

Well, I'm glad, Henry.

You take care of yourself, okay?

Mr. Morris, I think it's time we get
going.

Jody made me really turn the guy around.

Thank you, officer.

You're very considerate.

You're welcome.

Do you mind if I ask you a question?

No.

No?

Are you married?

You know, Colt, I've been doing some
reading on polygamy.

Oh, yeah?

You thinking on getting into it?

Well, of course not.

But Henry did arouse my interest.

It's fascinating stuff.

For instance, it says right here, Multiple
marriage gets to be like an addiction.

The polygamist needs that new bride, that
new conquest to keep his self-image intact.

He can't help himself.

The marriage has become an obsession.

And don't bring the polygamist even the
slightest satisfaction.

Well, you could have fooled me.

You guys will not believe the mail.

Yeah?

Why is that?

Well, Henry got off on a technicality.

He's out of jail, and he sent me a little
something.

A postcard?

Mm-mm.

What's the letter?

Well, not exactly.

I know.

It's a thank-you note for everything you
did for him.

A wedding invitation.

Howell's.

Oops.