01x22 - There Is An Island

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garner McCain as a droid there is an island get the hearth

Herbert Marshall Alf chili Robert Douglas Carmen Phillips

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avocado ice fine fine however lago s is

do you think you'd be walking up and down spitting out his fingernails by now unless he gave us up all I got

Oh that'd be great wouldn't it another day and we'll be unloading these bananas with a shovel he's probably waiting for

some little feet hotel I'm gonna take a run out there

but immediate check that didn't even

address three months waitis year he

requested all his letters to be directed to him at this Anwar will divert meal

oh good where's that wait

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what can I do the law is the law all I know is that if I don't get these

bananas out of here I'm gonna have the biggest Boston cream pie in the history of pastry you know or so you cannot

unload perishables on foreign soil without an import license

the lagu Astrid the consignor he arranged for the license the harbor and haulage fees Adam not one of these

arrangements has been made but he guaranteed that they would be obviously

he did not live up to his guarantee obviously he did not

why don't you people speed yourself well that's $80 for Harvard $40 for your

license $50 for wagons that's 170 dollars I don't even have enough money to put

water in my tanks and like the Westerby 400 for these bananas the situation is

even more serious than that you say these bananas are over right now if they

have the misfortune to rot before you find a new consigning the Tiki will

become the health menace then the law will require me to order you out of the mother extending

champagne - first you said it only the guava bananas very good like I said he

wanted to take the whole cargo ship up north become a fan of another king of

only he skipped out Mollica previous ring what it'll be

captain the bananas more captain Troy not stand

my help you were pointed out to me as the man who flip on occasions makes his fault

available for charter

you want to talk business now at the time 170 dollars would cover the whole

conversation 170 dollars

and ordinarily there be room to dicker but right now it's too difficult to go

into right now the price is 170 dollars pay I needed vote Madison material I'll take

you all the way to Australia for the money it doesn't matter to me the names

Alric when will you baby in about to embark hundred fifty and sixty can

travel from day one standstill 10,000 now ten thousand up to our destination

mister I got my leg fix check right with

me here write to me account in the bank of Indochina excellent then we may

consider the project well underway I shall complete the necessary arrangements till the next 10 days and

we shall rendezvous on Evans we've a fortnight from today judge that

yeah that is either sin did you say it closes at sea I believed all enough

sleep DePalma then I suggest we visited your thinking our enterprise will be

2500 now and an equal amount on the rival why they know if we go so long

judge

during opposition right here she's throwing our money away yes you persist

in using your personal pronoun inaccurately your money

what's mine is yours you know that perfectly well form what's mine is yours

after I've been hit with it so exciting

remember what the doctor said no bit too

impatient my dear

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now skipper silvers a pretty long haul 170 bucks

yeah that's your bargain rates for a trip like that the man wanted to get the soup and I

learned this Bop I would have taken in town Bridgeport Connecticut honey right what do we do

for supplies boys a poet fortune smiles

on them always well I'm a man a few words as you well

know how would you feel about taking me and a place of select acquaintances

don't wait Clemens wheat heavens reef right lovey have you ever heard of 7/3

oh sure I've heard of it Albert you see nobody lifts on Evans reef so you can't

set your sewing machine now I know that help belong to the sewing machine slightly longer you

didn't quit Empire Electric after all those years while I support like good possible that right and none will be the

end Eliezer but a lot a man of truth fire and the truth is the ungrateful boy

just give me the sack Regan but am i dad

why do you want to go to Evans we can make a fortune in money oh that I love

rock you see Kevin's wreath is more of a

what you might say it runs evil place yep why don't you come around the late

topics of me and let the judge tell you all about it

correct young man the judge in the most civilized spots especially

the better eating establishment be more discriminating shops around art cameras

we've only just keep the name judge to be accorded the respect you for man of

my acquaintance the man spends his life

in considerable fortunes trying to acquire a certain reputation once that

petition is acquired he'd be a fool to deny it wouldn't he it's really an education listening to Manette I'm sorry judge I don't know

your recipe what's it for junkie and occasionally

misjudging my wife doesn't share many of my enthusiasts what you judge dude I

spend my life searching for and judging the quality beauty beauty art beauty in

jail suddenly beauty and food and drink and beauty in poetry and when he gets taken

in it's really a beauty I came up here

today because mr. Arthur he promised me an explanation as to why you all wanted to go to Evans wreath stuff so far all

I've been getting is that around captain Troy there are others within brick

throwing distance we're also getting a great big chitling my wife remarried

instead for ya

every we've captain will look upon that to the stepping off place to start my

dear sir of an odyssey a veritable Odyssey a search for what church the

grave and very possibly the bones themselves of Francois vu also I'll be

over the French poet oh my that's late

and you with the other a my my compliments you found you found us not

only a sea captain but a scholar as well I love you with immortal Bella dear

the piece of history the 14 and you're gonna look for it's great in the South

Pacific something inconceivable insane and many

would have been because the centuries lot of clues been found us to what happens reveal when he was banished in

Paris at the age of 25 but now you will

convince events which lead us to believe she came here here to the South Sea by

way of Spain Portugal an explorer named Antonio Deborah we just heard of them

they explored around 1512 and historian through all this is gonna be a famous

voyage I waited 15 well if he always 25 and 1463 that would make it have to be 75

years old I'm mathematician - but beyond wasn't in

the best of health you know probably had a liver the side of branch tomb

it's hard for me to believe that a man lived as hard as Bianca could have

stayed alive long enough to be 75 captain Troy that's the only flaw in

your argument he's not as old as that in your disease his liver there are proper

screaming no mistake a captain

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it means so I say to you like the French

people do because it

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it's so good nothing else can replace

just your tinnitus timbre and if you are

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how's the shape up skipper Mulligan one

of your something to steady the nerves specials every writer what about I don't

know I just don't know have you ever heard of someone called the judge

everyone in puppet a knows the judge who is he where he is an elderly man who's

very rich very self-indulgent some sits on a diet composed exclusively of such

things as yeah hey peasant songs caviar big dry champagne ha ha oh boy he's

gonna love it on the Tiki now listen he's offering us $500 to take him is what do you know his phone I know her

spot too dumb riche what's that oh that's a gold digger that's me yeah so

anyway today Kim his wife and our three - Evan Street did you know why to meet a

man named Hanson no I don't know a handsome so anyway

they're meeting him there so he can take them to find now get this the island on

which pond Fabio is buried beyond oh the

off the poet oh yeah that's right bouncing some sort of professor has been

trying to trace the movements of Paul suavi on since he disappeared from Paris 500 years ago there you are

I hope the widows and orphans of papier day enjoy their free bananas thank you

Johann Berkeley wins audio passengers aboard all but one and he ought to be

along any there is well you may cast off anytime you're ready captain

thank you and goodbye a meal is a pleasure night bright boy

Here I am captain thank you trust I didn't hold you up oh not at all

hang on for a moment while we cast off and then I'll thank you below and introduce you to the other pastors oh they take care of the gangway I didn't

know that be any other passengers don't worry about it we'll get you to su voto but I trotted you - thank you the super

that's what I'm doing you didn't Charlotte the whole ship buddy cast off all they left the

headlines go but I really understood that been charging you then you

misunderstood you're getting the super dirt cheap as it is should object a couple of extra passengers going in the

same direction I hope now what's the matter they're all nice people

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they'd be comfortable here to be President if you're making the trip alone draw three-judge mr. Ulrich will

be making the trip with you [Music]

dressed nice so I thought you were going to beat us with evidence reef mr. handsome

somebody got a nickel I'm phoning the Bunco squad lolly is it one girl we've

all on the same boat what that's a bit of a coincidence isn't it I suppose the situation could be

described as a coincidence I have the feeling that I heard the name

Ulrich mentioned in introducing this gentleman wasn't that the name Ewing

played Captain Troy quite right captain shorten sail Rick this must be the mr.

Hansen you were telling me about which is it I'll wreck her handsome as a

matter of fact always watch out for people that start off their sentences with as a matter of fact it usually

means they're about to lie I resent that and I resent you working us out of $10,000 corrupting him I fail to see

upon what evidence you'll make that assertion madam braddock palming yourself off as two different peoples

are fairly good stuff and I'm heading back in so we can settle this thing before we get too far out just a moment

please you know I'm as baffled as all of you oh but it's misunderstanding my name is

Hanson it's always been over a cancer I hate me heat of the moment you must have

misunderstood Ulrich Houston well if that's the case it explains everything doesn't it I

assure you it is the case well let me show you something

well that convinced him all right T Hansen Hotel Metropole property

Oh captain peace now thank you most of

you know it possibly a misunderstanding you know all right give him a point on

the name but that still doesn't put him in the clear captain Troy just where did

mr. Elric Theodore Hansen hire you to take him 8 to 5 it wasn't Evans reef

yeah powers of outer pocket was super super captain turning the boat around I

think we just caught a live one not so fast if you'll please mr. r3

what when you and I let the judges suite yesterday we went to the bank where I

threw out every penny I had in the world quite quite and following that what

arrangement did we discuss between us then I was to hire a boat take the three of us to evans-wiik and and the new was

to you was to work well well

go on this bother go on what was I going to do

Marcel loved each other he was going to do well he said he was going to super on

temporary business and death we was all going to meet in Evans wreath in a fortnight thank you I rest my case

simply because we have unwittingly charted the same vessel for our separate but connecting journeys it can hardly be

assumed that I was seeking to swindle

however if you're still of the opinion that there is something shady about my

actions here is your money

you all may discuss it among yourselves whether or not you want to continue on the matter I shall go on deck and wait

for your decisions

oh yes the judge will tell you what about it

the first of all captain the coincidence the first distressing but now quite happy about finding ourselves overseeing

their service mr. Hampton has rendered unnecessary his journey to scuba you see he was going to silver wire boat for the

expedition and we were all gonna meet on Evans after you added no boats available

for charter and poverty none to my liking an acquaintance of mine is too I

tentatively agreed to make his ship available for the trip captain Troy they're all in the same boat at this

moment it'll give considerable saving of time for us and a considerable sum of money in your pocket if you were to

provide the transportation for this proposed addition I might add that mr. Aubrey here is in complete agreement

with my clothes try and you mr. handsome of course feels

that he has a certain obligation to his friend in zubur I've already made tentative arrangements as I remastered

him just before you joined us the very fact that the arrangements are that she just said tentative means affair subject

to revision now I have given mr. Hansen $10,000 down to finance the expedition

with the understanding that 1000 should go towards the chartering of the suitable vessel the Tiki is just such a

vessel you mention a down payment I assume you

have the remainder of your funds in a safe place no you will film correctly I'm sleepy in

it tightly pink judge we must go to the faint avid Asha how do you feel about this charter mr. handsome well my view

of the matter toy is the gentleman I wished to captain the vessel little consider that final subject of course in

your acceptance all right now this

island you say beyond is buried on what do you think it is you with I'll be

swear by say it would be a list as a search for it well whether that's the old purpose of the trip we've gotta know where to begin

searching the oceans a big place do you have any clues of course we have a clue we have a series of clues we even have

what might be reason original sitters are met well yeah but with the nothing on sort of map that you use - yeah

show him go on didn't see I thought he taking it there he's got to know

I discovered this document in sewer about a year and a half ago I've been

doing extensive research on beyond and my studies and let metal as part of the world

I'd reason to believe that France why beyond once travel through these waters and discovered an island an island so

beautiful so peaceful so soul satisfying that he decided it was there he would

lay down his bones to rest when the time came in Suva in the shop of an ancient

antiquary lying discovered and forgotten in a back room I found this this proof

of what I've always believed to be true

this is a poor ballad undaunted by beyond describing the island give it to

me I knew it almost by half by now would I I don't want to make any mistakes

but and develop a new palette of the Lost Island corrector

Don Cal Camaro sous-vide is in English

we don't my old chap well there is an island in some southern

see how Hugh to windward hunched against the game a coral necklace loosely linked

rings Hurley and AM the pond whose waters washed the rail well

he said is it the work of most of you I am prepared to stake my reputation as a

scholar on it I've looked into it exhaustively captain ever since mr. Hansen first brought it to my attention now I'm absolutely convinced I'm sure

you are you said you knew the islands whereabouts this poem only describes the

way many haven't got the important part yet the information you require captain comes now look or a lion sleeping on its

side ascend let's never Frank's case somewhere far across the faceless ocean

sea salt brine at night lie down beneath God's kindness star search for dream of

golden Odie taste it you'll never drink a drink more rare hunt for this pile of

immortality for every dream you've ever dreamt is there

prints I grow weary of the unending game show me this island far from Greensburg

care I'll burn my chart my log my mast

my sail for every dream I ever dreamed

how many unattainable dreams have you dreamt captain absolutely your young man

but picture yourself as an old one nearing the end of life with nothing

ahead but the endless dark would you hold that would you hesitate for an instant if all you needed for the

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captain Troy well you want to tell my fortune either you're as big a fool as my husband another e or else you're a

figure crook is already handsome no which is it now why are those the only two alternate because there isn't any

lost island and you know there is the own ballot sir there is don't tell me you saw all of that maybe Paul suavi on

did come on and find the lost paradise where did your husband meet him in San

Francisco at a book auction the judge at the collector - so he wants to collect an islet he can afford it let him no

wait my husband's a sick man with what

name it and he's got it if he lives long enough to cook next year's coupons it'll be a miracle don't you see that the hope

Hanson's got it the old man's in a pen for another year of life he's ready to give away everything he's got how can the island

give him another year like the water the line about the eau-de-vie the water of life you think there's a lousy fountain

of youth he decided fast walk beyond men some sort of precious life-giving liquid and he's sure if we can only find that

Island and drinks on the stream he'll live forever Island of immortality prosecute there just aren't any such

thing ever since I came up with the South Pacific I've seen so many things I I never believed existed but I can't be

sure oh right there is one thing I can be

sure what's that when a girl marries an older

man with a great deal of money I can see where she wouldn't like him finding it pop you would she

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mr. alright I wondered I do thank you pardon captain sit down

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Suva sail what sought no I'm not a sailor it's a boat sailboat

look I like this one would you mind telling me its name isn't it I don't see

what that has to do with it it might help corroborate your story I don't know

why you insist on doubting me a few facts would clear up a few doubts such

as such as the name of your friend and suit

his name is Chuck Gavin Dale the ships to talk Amada now what go

this is a ship's registry so by the couple of torque in London

I will

the Torquemada owned by Charles Henry Avenue

I'm sorry a disappointed captain

why Evans read well by Evans read it's about as desolate a piece of reasons

you'll ever find in 1843 these students

of the Sorbonne attempting as I am attempting now to trace the movements of Francois beyond sailed from Tahiti they

were trying to find the same current have carried him hoping that it would also carry them they drifted as far as

ever sleep where they perished in the store if your care to consult the

appropriate chart you may discover the so called black currant proceeding at

certain seasons of the year and past Evans read the leaves have aided Captain Bligh in its famous long boat journey

and you believe this is the same current that aided pulseaudio three centuries earlier exactly

go ahead captain look

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and

lover urine right down to earth feet on the ground wide awake hello what do you think about this

island paradise Fountain of Youth baloney yeah but but he's got an

ironclad case

ka m you calling Z RI

calling the RI Suba

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we'll catch the blight current here at Evans

where do we get the get gadget what's your estimate we'll get there late tonight at this

window oh good then we'll let the curve thickest worth will it work for veal it'll work for us

hey what if the good old Captain Bligh how does that strike you mr. excellent

captain Troy

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Albert what's your interest in this

island anyway finally nothing you can do

that on a hundred islands if you wanted to now what's that ring of golden what'd

you call it on it the golden are these so that's what your is dissident huh well why not my I are judge I can

understand him honey for the Fountain of Youth but you what's the matter of the year help why else nothing Mahmoud Reuters rain I

oh I see you thought I was gonna drink it oh now I've had mineral water before I

am maybe father squeamish it dies then what the devil do you want I'll put a

bucket and I bought in the mineral swing with fire and everything of idea of the little as

it is I'm going to make this island the biggest hot springs on the old South Pacific of course you will Albert of

course you will

heaven

come on three

door hi [Music]

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we're in the current now like her in there tonight tomorrow we'll

see where it takes us

what makes you think tonight heaven Street is over - and every point looked

an awesome that depends on who you run they're going with huh maybe he's got

friends over there well then you might say swimming distance lovey that's not

nice making a passion just one put the boat over this side will trail it a stir you want him to get away like him to try

after all he's got half the money in his pocket we'll keep an eye on the boat tonight you and me oh you're a clever

man I'll take the first watch you take the second

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[Music] lovey huh they're great watch them

what's not oh maybe didn't get to

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come on II have enjoy lovely morning isn't it

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will captain boy and territories take you right to the door like a bottle of

milk coming you will be punched against the g*y this is a windward and we must

see it's the Lord's side to make certain the coral necklace loose link rings Ali

ABI Lana Reese Bobby hit the kicker we're taking a look at Elise

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well apparently to the prayer line not my tongue alarms made of water

kettle while we we didn't expect it in the first time out midweek

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in case five islands and each time he pretends one of them might be it maybe

years and pretending

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I think we have found the island good everything it doesn't alarm reeseville

there 400 don't you see this this is

close to the line of drift the volcanic island might have changed its contour slightly after all it three centuries I

think we should make for the lagoon captain fortunately it's too near sundown mr. Hansen and the don't feel I

know these waters in the dark oh I got the flanger off the reef till morning and a pilot oven Oh

but I've get to tiny vixen move tonight

the Lions got a gleam in a guy looks like a ship's light

what do you want me to I'm down to my cabin get the 3030 in the 45 raised all the anyway back right

right

why they get p*stol you've got to enjoy

I

what do you think

future what's going on up there what's

all this about well captain warrantless

must ask everybody to be extremely careful no sudden moves

is the only way you can get people to listen to your poetry on it that's right captain my poetry my poor Renaissance

French first my aides parchment and faded repeating so that's it

there isn't any Paradise Island boys I know that maybe I couldn't care less

no I I'll have $25,000 it's doing this you two gentlemen and me over the

contents of your money belts that deep I may say so is paradise on out I see you

have a friend waiting out there to see of your radio captain while we're

still working now come on most money belt

for every green you love attempt there you are an 18-carat 17 jewel well I can

see where you think so madam it took me only a few days to dig 20,000 out of your husband's hide you've been trying

for two years haven't gotten any place

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you know Man Overboard I think I feel

where you left the best part of him right here he's swimming for it there's

sharks around the think he'll make it he doesn't be friends

no I don't know might don't worry about

it I know a great island called Capri

and they've got swell water it's all bubbly and the core comes out with a pack well they're done

they love

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