03x03 - Pleasure Isle

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well I'm not the kind to kiss and tell but I've been seen with fire up I've

never been with anything less than a nine so fine I've been on fire with s

field gone past with a girl named Bo but somehow they just don't end up as

mine it's a death defy life I lead I take my chances I die for living in the

movies and TV but the hardest thing I ever do is watch

my leading ladies kiss some of the guy while I'm bandaging my

knee I might fall from a tall building I might roll a brand new car cuz I'm the

unknown St man and made red for such a

star I've never spent much time in school but I told ladies plenty it's

true I hire my body out the pay hey hey I've gotten burned over Cher teags blown

up for Rocket Welch but when I wind up in the hey it's only hey hey hey I'm I

jump an open draw bridge or tosing from a Vine call I'm the unknown St man that

makes Eastwood look so fine he

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listen can't we talk about this Ivy I don't have time to argue if I don't leave now everything I've built will be

destroyed built stolen would be more appropriate you're not involved iy but we were together for six years you can't

just leave you don't fit into the plans once I'm in that air I'm leaving everything behind including you give her

the keys to the car she can have it I won't need

it if you have a brain in your head you'll take the car and forget the last 6 years ever happened

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oh okay Mr bman the computer's all hooked

up for you now

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ill*gal entry Robert vman's office silent alarm trigger code

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six Mr vman someone's on the computer it's flashing

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would you step away from that computer miss a lady if you don't stop I'm going to have to use [Music]

Force Ivy she's changed the account not this that's it you're under

arrest okay Officer I didn't get finished but I got far enough the money

you can get the money now without access to her account numbers but I can change the key code

and she can't get the money

either Joseph when we land you're going to take

a short trip back to the United States and get Ivy she has the account numbers

only I've got the key code Mexican standoff $300 million in limbo that's

why I don't want anything to happen to her at least not for now

sh

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[Music] you know Colt and I work that stun out

together we plan all of our stuns together even if we're not both in them hey kid can I see you a minute oh

sure excuse me Courtney well this picture's almost over

when are you going to ask her out well she's special you can't rush a woman like Courtney rushing is one thing but

sitting on the Ben the whole game and that's another I think it's time that we get up off the

bench would you like to sit someplace else oh no I mean it's time that we get

into the game not a game I'd like to spend more time with

you than just lunch how about uh dinner great and all these lunches will

make dinner seem really special and a whole lot of dinners will make the next step more more

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breakfast do you believe in snacking between

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meals hello Ivy Mr vestman wanted to express his sincere apologies for

treating you rather rudely he misses you you've got it all wrong Joseph it's not me that he misses it's

his money he wants to talk to you about that on his Island I bet he

does okay take off scream and I'll break it at the shoulder where are you taking

me on your cancelled flight

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vman's down there isn't he waiting with open arms I'll bet he [Music]

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here you should give yourself more credit now you know I always loved you Ivy you're the only woman I've ever

spent more than a weekend with you know that's true the truth is I changed the

account numbers and you don't have a pen what do you want money I honestly

haven't thought about it h it's almost enough to know that you can't have it

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broke hi cold have I got a deal for you well hi Terry and you always

do Ivy Norris executive secretary breaking and entering nice huh best thing about it

she's in French Polynesia she's interesting but uh what's she doing there she was Robert vman's secretary

and mistress for the last 6 years apparently things went bad word has it she's been kidnapped and being kept on

this private island near Tahiti yeah I can believe that I lost my $1,500 retirement fund to that creep but he

stole millions and left the country yeah wait a minute I I hope you're not expecting me to bring vestment back when our own government couldn't do it you

imagine the security that guy must have around him cold C I'm not asking to bring vestment back I just want to secretary and there's a plus you see an

insurance company has offered a $250,000 reward $250,000 it's possible she can help

return the money she may have a set of the computer numbers if she does you get the reward all of it well no half of it

we split it 50/50 what do you know about vman what

do you got on him ah my research says that he has three weaknesses beautiful women Jody uh how would you like to go

to toiti oh I'll have to get a new song Fine Art and gambling kid didn't you study art

somewhere yeah the sore bone in Paris but I'd really rather not go cold kid I

mean if I go I'll need you who else knows more about beautiful women gambling in Fine

Art I see what you mean well how long would we have to be gone

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enough games what are your terms games the last 6 years have been games this is real

life I want half you want $150

million it has a a nice ring to it don't you find that rather steep for

palamon not when you consider the path I've never seen you plan an oper so

thoroughly Cole ales is not your ordinary billionaire kid he going to need a lot of convincement we're going

to hit him where he lives women gambling and Fine

Art okay there it is pleasure aisle okay disable

it mayday mayday mayday mayday we got engine trouble request permission to land negative permission denied negative

negative permission [Music]

denied keep them in the plane

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don't k*ll [Music] him I don't like this don't worry Jody

Colt's right no matter how private an airst strip is no one can turn away a plane in

distress almost no [Music]

one Mr vman there are three of them Colt sver stuntman Howie Munson art director

and Jody Banks I guess she's some kind of movie Starlet and I mean some kind make sure that they really had engine

trouble all right I've got to be sure that they not some more Bounty hter just looking for I don't think so sir it's a

film company movie location and a part did blow we can get a spare here in a few days all right bring them

in I take it that wasn't Mr or and this ain't no

fantasy ivy I've decided to agree to your terms I'll

give you half of everything I have you must be kidding I'm not giving you any numbers while I'm being held here

prisoner look let me out of here somewhere where

I can feel safe all right go back to the Bungalow and pack I'll make the necessary

arrangements you're letting her go send a plane to the mainland for Dr Mason

tell him to bring sodium penol truth sirum and have Mano God a bungalow no one in or out without my say

so what do we do about our guests Al Lu Joseph we'll keep them happy and

distracted oh this place is Paradise yeah g*n

[Music] collectors no it's a good place to get a

tan you don't have to worry about strapl [Music]

lines hi coach saers we uh came down here to scout location what we've seen

so far this place looks perfect for a picture this is a private island it's not higher oh well maybe we can discuss

it uh $50,000 uh nothing to sneeze at oh this is uh Jody Banks and Howie

mson are you the still well I've done everything I could think of to be

one I'm Robert fman D Robert fman you know I thought you look fam here why

he's been on the front page of every newspaper in the country young lady the one thing I miss about the good old USFA

is going to the movies can't you have cassettes flown in I'd rather make my

own I don't believe it all of these goans are Originals you

know we uh don't mean to impose on your hospitality the studio gave me a generous budget uh we'd be glad to pay

while you're here you'll be my guest and I promise you won't be bored are you

kidding this is an incredible Stroke of Luck the picture that we came down to do is based Loosely on the life of Goan I'd

love to spend a few days with your collection you know odd well the studio did send me all the way down here to

inspire my art Direction well then you'll appreciate the syncretism of Western and Far Eastern influence in

this particular painting here well how specialty is more modern well syncretism yes but I think more than that Gogan

tahan horses are a paraphrase or or better still maybe a translation since an imaginative transposition is involved

from the horses in the pantheon freeze you know that's very

interesting I never saw it that way but it's obvious that's that's brilliant well I prefer for brilliant

obious uh would you mind if I paint it while I'm down here why not at all I

think you'll appreciate the visuals as much as I do we doing see the garden

sure excuse me uh would you mind if I sketched you you see there's a

syncretism to this piece but more importantly Goan toian horses are yeah this is just about a southern as

Southern Hospitality can get well you're welcome to stay as long as you

like even after your friends have left now our Picasso of course will

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well you may find the script I planned for you more interesting and the rewards for winning the part even

greater uh look we struggling actresses have a pretty bad reputation well

deserved I might add but uh it's going to take a lot more motivation to get me into the big love

scene know what I mean well I'll be looking for the next AC of all play

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who are you sorry to baren col sers I never could resist anything that looked like it was off

limits well you have good instincts what are you doing here you

must be the stunt man from the plane that's right but it still doesn't tell me why you're off limits because Robert vestman wants me that way he gets

whatever he wants wants one way or the other you mean you're his prisoner yes and if you want to leave this island in

one piece I suggest that you stop snooping around and play by his rules look you'd better go and forget that you

ever saw me I'll be back painting nature in its most

beautiful form how are you sound nervous what nervous I'm not nervous uh well I'm

always a little nervous when I'm this close to uh to the International Date line well Howie what's going on no no

nothing's happening just sitting around wishing we were together don't do that

my great grandmother posed for Goan I POS for you what don't don't don't don't do that

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paint put that back on Howie who's there uh nobody it's just the maid uh she

keeps taking the tops on off of my paints well what does she look like oh

bad teeth what do you mean bad teeth look Courtney I can't talk right now I'll have to call you back a little bit

later but don't worry there's one thing that I could do is keep my nose out of

trouble hoe Howie hoe are you there goodbye

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now I know what they mean when they say Paradise water water everywhere not a

drop to drink you know kid I'm not trying to tell you what to do but you know you

just met this uh Courtney and this isn't going to be available next week girls there's always girls here out there's

never been a Courtney I'm not just talking about girls I'm talking about life I mean don't let it pass you by

based on one dinner yeah nearly a

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breakfast vestman doesn't know you're here does he I don't see why you should get half the money or he should get it

all we're going to go somewhere where you can tell me all those pretty numbers fman is too smart and Powerful you will

never get away with this you think you were going to get away with it there's a doctor on his way here to sh**t you full

of truth serum let's go I'll never tell you those

numbers sure you will help

help help help help

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excuse

me hurry J

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thought you were great you're a regular stunt woman I don't see how you can keep doing that sort of thing over and over

well I hear it's a lot like child birth if you can remember you'd never want to do it [Music]

again I need your help well I suppose you want me to help you

get off the island and get away from bestman uh-huh tell me what happened between you

two I wasn't interested in the money well then what Revenge

hate love perhaps they all seem the same

thing to me now Look I can help you if you trust me

trust doesn't come easily to me

well then you better go along with vman for the

moment stop it it was Joseph who tried to kidnap me Bal take Ivy back to your

quarters you'll have to accept my apologies Mr cus Ivy are rather delicate

woman she's here on the island recovering from a nervous breakdown yeah well where was Joseph taking her by he's

taking over to T to see a doctor I'll have to fly the doctor here now however this is none of your Affairs CS you're

my guest and I like your companions and yourself to attend a Lu this evening is that an invitation or an order well it's

my island sounds like I [Music]

accept then Ivy does know the computer numbers while I keep vman busy you get the fireworks ready yeah but we're going

to need a big distraction to get her off the island think fourth of July make a lot of noise but don't blow up the

[Applause] island okay Howe let's get to

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in come on in I just thought I would stop by and

think thank you for being so generous I'm sure my studio will repay you for your kindness that's

unnecessary now why did you really stop by uh you got trouble and I figured

maybe I could help you out the day Robert vestman needs help from a second ra stump man I'll let you

know now I'm a very busy man Mr sers please leave me alone wouldn't be too busy for a

friendly game would you with you h

you've had one too many fall receivers my Stakes are too rich for your blood oh I don't know long as I can't use the

$50,000 to rent your Island I may as well put it to better use the 50,000 MH

well don't you have to account for the missing funds oh you see that's my Ace in the Hole there's not a person in the whole world that wouldn't believe that

you Mr Robert vestman ripped me

off you know maybe we can do business on that level anyway it'll give us something to do before the

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low cold said the 4th of July but I'm going for Chinese New Year's you think

we got enough fireworks are you kidding speaking of fireworks wonder

what Courtney's doing right now oh well she's probably sitting right by the phone finding a way

for you do you think so I mean is that what you'd do oh well it's hard to say howwi I never met a guy like you

before

yeah well three of a kind bets another thousand and I warn you coat saers never

Bluffs

Cal I guess you didn't stack the deck and then again maybe I wanted to give you incentive to play more than one hand

this is becoming more fun than I thought cowboy

we can continue this later won don't you go enjoy the low after all you are on Pleasure Island well you're the boss

what's the damage 7500 7500

you're

lucky Colt this is fascinating the women are congratulating the men on the large

amount of fish that they caught you mean you know what this stuff means oh yeah I studyed primitive anthropology at the

University of Kansas well don't stop now what did they say Well they're inviting them and

promising to reward them with food

and and

what I can't tell you they're women present kid women are saying

it ah no thanks

he

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thanks oh that was fun I'm not surprised that was the Samoan mating ritual that's

nice nice i' say congratulations is more in order what I do you promis to be manu's

woman before the next sunset

okay it's Fourth of July time

kid look will you excuse me a minute I'll see you later all right I can hardly wait

wait till the last second after how he starts the fireworks then make a run for the

Jeep uh hey big guy come on want to have a little pork it's a

nice piece right here you look like a hungry

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moment and everything get back to away us please try to relax

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great Howie let's get to Ivy's Cottage quick what the

hell get guards wi to see the [Music]

fireworks come on Ivy don't worry we'll get you out of here

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nothing like a backup plan one spare part I wish I'd known you guys were so ingenious you probably could have gotten

the key code you mean the numbers aren't enough without the key code it's worthless that money could stay in limbo

forever put it back well why fact is we won't be getting the reward money and this operation cost a small fortune

going in the hole never bothered you before thousands of Americans are missing their retirement funds well I

lost 1,500 bucks but I can make that up again I think Ivy's right Cole what are you really

thinking we're going to show vesan at 3 second rate stunt people in a secretary can play this game better than he can

we're going to nail him [Music]

help someone anyone call Mr vestman this

is Ivy Ivy ivy clear all channels this is vestman

thank God it's you can you hear me Colt's gone crazy he he wants the

numbers and he's going to k*ll me Lesman Ivy and I are on the other

side of the Lagoon I take it you didn't come to Pleasure Island at discount locations or or play poker I'll be here

by 10:00 or Ivy dies look don't be a maniac why k*ll her leverage the numbers

die with her you better get here fast come alone no guards let's go

CT you and every g*n follow close by in the Jeep all right but far enough back not to be discovered but ready to move

in you understand that Mr vman you're crazy to go if anything happens to Ivy before I get those numbers I'm ruined I

want that stunt man dead [Music]

okay Jody hunt your shoulders a little bit yeah that's a perfect

Ivy he's at the cliff near the waterfall hurry

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oh my God Ivy don't don't don't drop a cult I didn't realize she meant that

much to you come on let's go don't sh**t he's got Ivy that makes good business sense

since I've got the numbers we don't need Ivy anymore you wouldn't told you I don't

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Bluff my God what do you want I'll give you half

the money sounds fair the key code Insurance Van go the key code's van go

now what's the numbers van go Howe try van go Roger

coold van Go's no good cold no offense Goan I know you and Van

go were Pals try again VMA how do I know you've got the

numbers 5645 mean anything to you that's my birthday it's also the first

set of numbers what's the key code looks like we're at a Mexican standoff Cowboy

onlyone I've got the g*ns I've got the [Music]

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Goan that's funny how the odds change it won't matter to you see this oh ra you

for the [Music] computer get him don't hurt him just get

him don't let him get back to the Villa come

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on I get to the jet install the part and then take off what about you and Howie don't worry I'll handle it now go come

on come on where did he go okay split up you guys take off there

you can't be far you come with me let's go [Music]

okay do you remember where the spare part's hidden yeah but what about Manu don't

worry I'll take care of him I [Music]

hope hey tag big guy you're

it come catch me hi there Manu oh come on big guy

where are you ah yeah there you go [Music]

Bella okay give me the part you can fix engines I'm a woman aren't

I drop [Music]

it hey you're going to get me out of here young man sure just just take it easy all right bman just hand your g*n

to H carefully remember I don't [Music]

[Applause] fluff bang bang let's go come on let get

going up there come on Jody you're a stunt woman a mechanic

a pilot you can do everything that's what you think you should see my sewing

hey drop it do as he says get into the SE plane what about

Jody she's on the way home with Ivy drop it

mson remind me to give you a raise [Music]

kimy stop them come on go

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is don't sh**t don't

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there come on get that that oh I wanted to do that for a long

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the

what happened to him me oh you have all the

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fun see this there's still time I'll I'll make you a rich man ow you're broke

[Music] why are you so fidgeted kid Courtney

called she's coming over

man W what's wrong Howe I don't know how to tell you

this you see I was dating this other guy before I met you and while you were gone

and we kind of got back together I didn't want to upset you so I thought it

would be best to wait till you got back [Music] home well and ax is Axe whenever it

falls I'm really sorry [Music]

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what are you doing well I thought I'd try and sell one of these and go back to

Tahiti what do you think of this one look seriously cold I'm trying kid

I'm trying [Music]

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