02x04 - Ralph World/My Super Sour Sixteen/How to Brain Takes Over the World

[bunniefuu]

eerie music playing ♪

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- Huh? [sheepish laugh] Duh

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And we're zany to the max ♪

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You'll laugh till you collapse ♪

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- Come join the Warner Brothers ♪

- And the Warner Sister Dot ♪

Just for fun, we run around

the Warner movie lot ♪

They lock us in the tower

whenever we get caught ♪

But we break loose and then vamoose

and now you know the plot ♪

We're Animaniacs ♪

Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪

Wakko packs away the snacks ♪

Our careers have made comebacks ♪

We're Animaniacs! ♪

Meet Pinky and the Brain

who want to rule the universe ♪

A brand new cast who tested well

in focus group research ♪

Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪

And ethnically diverse ♪

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but we did meta first ♪

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We're zany to the max,

there's baloney in our slacks ♪

We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪

- Hungry for fame-y ♪

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[water dripping]

[dripping continues]

[exaggerated dripping]

[sighs]

- [whispers]:

Yakko.

[snoring]

Wakko.

jazz trumpet playing ♪

[both screaming]

[teeth chattering]

Oh no. You guys couldn't

sleep either, huh?

[water drips]

That pipe is leaking, and it's driving me

loca choca-latta ya ya!

- Just stuff pillows in your ears.

- No! And those are mine!

Yeesh.

YAKKO: There!

I fixed it. [grunts]

- That's not good enough!

We have to find the source of the leak!

[struggling]

We can't keep wallpapering

over our problems.

- Are you sure? It's worked before.

- Uh, I'm Ralph, and you're glue.

Whatever wallpaper you stuck to me

is now stuck to me, too.

- Come on, boys. We gotta take action!

It's time to go

BOTH: Back to bed.

- See our landlord!

[sighs]

[glass breaking]

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Now, to give that CEO

a piece of our minds.

[yelling in Spanish]

[smashing]

- Wow. Sounds like somebody beat us to it.

- I guess everybody's

water tower is leaking.

[grunts]

- I don't believe this!

How hard is it to find a scalding-hot

ice cream cake in Los Angeles?

The theme of the party

is "fire and ice!" Ugh!

And you better tell BoyStorm

to just play their hits,

and not their no-fractured

rockabilly garbage!

[kiss]

NORA RITA: Yes, sweetie.

Anything for my little princess.

[stressed laugh]

[sighs]

When did you guys get here?

- Is that your daughter?

- Why is she so angry?

- Did she just find out

she's related to you?

- Get in here!

WARNERS:

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

Boingy! Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!

- Look,

having a kid is hard work.

You have to clothe them, feed them,

and spend millions on their

Sweet 16 so they don't hate you!

♪

- Uh I don't think that's right.

- [sarcastic laugh] M'kay.

What would you know about being a parent?

- Oh, I don't know. Why don't you just ask

my happy, well-adjusted daughter Yokko?

♪

- Why are you here anyway?

Shouldn't you be terrorizing some

seemingly unflappable yet--

easily irritated egomaniac?

- We're here because we have leaky pipes.

- We're here because our

home is filling with water!

- It is a water tower.

Now, leave or I'll have you removed!

- Oh, sounds like someone

needs to be convinced

with a public domain song

about the dangers of leaky pipes.

[inhales deeply]

- Don't.

[crashes]

Wait, you can sing?

- Oh yeah! The Multiplication Song!

- The Capitals!

- Yakko's Universe!

- Oh, that's you guys?

Maybe we can work out a deal.

I promised my daughter that

the boy band BoyStorm

would perform at her Sweet 16,

but they bailed last minute.

[truck rumbling]

If you are able to pose as BoyStorm,

perhaps I'd consider fixing

your little water tower.

- Alright, we'll do it.

But, we want 600,000 in unmarked bills.

- A starring role in the next

Hemsworth movie! Not Luke.

- A copy of the classic film Wakko's Wish!

- Here's your counteroffer.

A street scooter ride to

the party and a slice of cake.

To share.

- Deal! See?

We don't need an agent

to make great deals.

- And you'll make sure

our leak is fixed for good?

- Behave yourself at the party,

and we'll see.

[smash]

[man screaming]

[fireworks]

[crowd cheering]

dance music blasting ♪

- Hey! Stop looking at your phones

and cheer louder for me! But also,

somebody post this and tag me. Please!

[elephant trumpeting]

[trumpeting]

Aw, thank you!

- We've been waiting here for hours.

We're very hungry!

- Ugh! Shut up, Kyle!

Your low blood sugar just got

you banned from the party!

[shutters snapping]

TEENS: Ooh! Drama!

- And now,

what you've all been waiting for!

[cheering]

[trumpeting]

dance music blasting ♪

[flames roaring]

It's my Sweet 16!

[crowd cheering]

Thank you, everybody!

Please shut your mouth holes

and focus your eye holes on my mouth hole.

Even though it's my birthday,

I'd like to give all of you a present.

The bad boys of inclement weather

BoyStorm!

[cheering]

YAKKO:

We just wanna wish a super sweet 16

to Cora. And now,

[cheering continues]

we're gonna perform our song Category 5.

[hissing]

[thunder]

[hissing]

[thunder rumbling]

[crowd gasps]

[heavily auto-tuned singing]:

Girl, you know

that our love is like ♪

A perfect storm ♪

Category one, now we're having fun ♪

Category two, it's just me and you ♪

Category three, it's just you and me ♪

Category four, just a little bit more ♪

Category five ♪

Never felt more alive ♪

Category five ♪

Never felt more alive ♪

[crowd gasping]

song ends ♪

- Ah! They're fakes!

[crowd booing]

MALE TEEN:

Whoa! Someone call the Coast Guard!

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- Um

Canada, Mexico, Panama ♪

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru? ♪

- Mom! Where is happening?

Where is BoyStorm? Who are these things?

YAKKO/WAKKO:

We're the Warner Brothers!

- And the Warner Sister!

- Am I supposed to know what that means?

- Not a Hulu subscriber I'm guessing.

We'll get you a seven day

free trial. With ads.

- Uh, I can afford premium

'cause I can afford shoes

and more than one item of clothing each.

- Oh, I see.

You think being mean

makes you interesting.

- I am shocked, shocked,

that you impostors crashed

my precious boo-bear's party.

- But, you're the one who--

- Is absolutely horrified

to think of what you must've

done with the real band.

Because the only possible reason they

wouldn't be here is if you kidnapped them.

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Or tied them up and left

them in a walk-in refrigerator.

Or poisoned them with

poisonous poison!

- Ugh! Mom! This is worse

than my quinceañera!

Stop embarrassing me,

and get off my stage!

And send these three back

where they came from.

I'm guessing Dr. Seuss' garbage can.

- Alright! We'll see ya!

- Ooh! Hang on.

I think Dot's about to blow.

[kettle whistling]

[expl*si*n]

- How dare you! You're talking to

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa

Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III!

[gasping]

- Well, I am Queen Cora Nora

Bora Bora Angora Dora Norita IV!

[crowd cheering]

[both gasp]

- Are you sure? Because it feels like

I'm talking to a spoiled brat

whose mommy gets her everything she wants!

- That's not true!

[thud]

I asked for an ice sculpture of a dolphin,

but this is clearly a porpoise!

- Don't worry, sweetie.

Mama will fix this.

She'll make it a dolphin for you.

- Aw, poor crybaby.

And I suppose you hate

your widdle birthday cake, too?

- Yeah, doi! It was supposed

to be a tres leches,

but with ice cream, it's cuatro leches!

♪

[loud chewing]

- I'm so sorry, honey.

I'm not going to let this ice cream

ruin your special day.

- How about these streamers then?

CORA:

Tacky!

Just like this dance floor

and the DJ's taste in music!

[smash, scream]

- No! That's my roommate's!

- Thank you for the constructive feedback,

darling. Let me tear up this dance floor,

literally, and replace it

with a better one.

Whoa!

- Ugh!

Mom, you're not helping!

Don't you get it?

None of this is what I wanted!

I didn't want these flowers!

I didn't want this photo booth!

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I didn't even want this elephant!

It was supposed to be

a woolly mammoth from that prehistoric zoo

only rich people know about! [sobs]

[elephant trumpeting]

[trumpeting]

[screaming, flames crackling]

[crowd screaming]

[trumpeting]

♪

[screaming continues]

[trumpeting]

[crashing]

[crashing]

[gasping]

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- Wow. Great shindig, Cora.

Um, quick note.

You generally want your guests

to have fun at a party,

not run away in terror.

- Who cares? This party was

doomed before it began.

- Hey! I think we did a pretty

good job being BoyStorm!

- Yeah! I got six pack abs!

[drumming]

- And I grew a soul patch!

- It's not that.

When it's your Sweet 16,

everybody has to pay attention to you.

- But, sweetie, we were--

- Mom,

never interrupt me when I'm telling

a story about you paying attention to me.

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[sighs] And at the end of the night,

you get to slow dance with

the cutest, tallest guy in school.

And that guy is Aaron Wong,

but he couldn't come to my birthday

because he's on vacation in Patagonia.

[crying]

- Oh, I see.

I think we finally found

the root of the problem.

- Yeah! There was no baked potato bar!

- Yes, there was!

- There was?

No!

- It didn't matter how much

stuff your mom bought

because this party was never

going to be perfect without Aaron.

Isn't that right?

- Finally, someone understands me.

NORA RITA: I do,

honey! I do! In fact,

I'm going to fly to Washington right now

and demand they sink Patagonia

to the bottom of the ocean

so that bad place never hurts you again.

- You know I meant you, right?

- Yeah.

♪

[rumbling]

pop music playing ♪

[girls gasp]

- Hey, excuse me. Is this Cora's Sweet 16?

- No, this is an episode of Animaniacs.

I'm Yakko, that's Wakko and Dot,

and this is one of our

recurring cast members.

[grunts]

- [squealing] Are you

- We're BoyStorm. I'm the cute boy.

- Oh, wrong! I'm the cute boy.

- No, Leon, you're the funny boy.

We settled this in arbitration.

CUTE BOY: Sorry, we're late.

Our flight was canceled,

but we drove all night

because the one thing

we wanted to do most in the world

is celebrate Cora!

- Cora's special day!

- You're too late.

We sorta destroyed the party already.

[helicopters whirring, sirens blaring]

- We can have an after party at our house,

but we still got that annoying leak.

- Oh. Well, you're in luck.

BoyStorm boys-semble!

♪

You know, we were discovered

while studying plumbing

at Rust Belt Technical College.

Just a little tidbit for

you to tell your friends.

- College? Huh. I thought you were all 16.

- Uh, yeah. S-sixteen. Totally.

Oh wow! Can you hand

me that wrench, please?

- [giggling]

Oh my god, oh my god!

I can't believe I got to hand a wrench

to Leon from BoyStorm!

Thanks, Dot.

- Any time.

I felt the same way

when we tricked Yo-Yo Ma

into fixing our furnace.

LEON:

Oh! Well, there's your problem.

You got an octopus living in your pipes.

- That's where he went.

Thanks, BoyStorm!

- Righty tighty, lefty loosey, girl ♪

That's how we tighten screwsies ♪

[trumpeting]

[smash, crash]

[thunder]

Pinky & the Brain theme song playing ♪

- Gee, Brain, what do

you wanna do tonight?

- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

[thunder]

♪

- They're Pinky and the Brain ♪

Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪

One is a genius ♪

The other's insane ♪

They're laboratory mice ♪

Their genes have been spliced ♪

They're dinky,

they're Pinky and the Brain ♪

Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪

PINKY [singing, child-like]:

Pinky's how-to! ♪

Pinky's how-to! ♪

See how I do! ♪

See how I do! ♪

I like to make videos ♪

I like to make videos ♪

[screaming]:

I really like to make videos!

See how I do ♪

[beep]

♪

Hey, Pinky! It's me everybody!

Oh wait, that doesn't

sound right. Oh well.

For today's how-to video,

we have a very special guest indeed.

It's my bestest friend Brain!

He's gonna show us how

to take over the world.

BRAIN:

No, I am not.

childish music ♪

PINKY: Brain starts every plan

to take over the world

by writing down all his personal problems

in secret code.

[Brain sighs]

- It's a math problem, Pinky.

Now, leave me alone

before we have a real problem.

PINKY: He's not comfortable

sharing his emotions.

- If you must know, I'm working out

a complex formula involving

quantum entanglement,

chaos theory, and thermodynamics

in order to predict lottery ball drawings.

Once I claim the jackpot winnings,

I will use my earnings to

purchase a deep-water drill

to disrupt tectonic plates, causing--

PINKY:

[laughing] Meow! [laugh]

- Pinky, why are you laughing?

PINKY: [laugh] Because it's

your best plan yet, Cat-Brain!

- You weren't even paying attention.

- You said it, Brain!

Don't forget to smash that

subscribe button! Poit!

♪

Hello! While Brain is working,

I figured I'd do one of those unboxing

videos you've all be asking for.

Woo! I've been waiting forever

to see what's inside!

[clatter]

It's bubbly wrap! My favorite!

[crinkling]

[pop]

[laughing]

Woo! La-la-la!

[popping]

Pop! Pop! Pop! [laughing]

Whoa!

[crash]

[gasping]

Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! [gasping]

- Pinky, could you please parody

something fresher?

And quieter.

- [gasp] You mean like ASMR?

[whisper]: Don't these bubbles sound nice?

[crinkling]

♪

BRAIN: Where is my transmitter?

- [whispers]: Don't forget to smash

that subscribe button!

[beep]

♪

You can't take over the world

on an empty tummy, can you?

No! And that's why Brain

always has an afternoon snack!

Looks yummy!

- This isn't a snack, Pinky.

I am wiring a remote that will

control the temperature of--

[zap]

- [screaming] Ooh!

Al dente! [laughs]

- Pinky, stop eating my invention!

- He never likes to share.

And speaking of sharing,

feel free to share this

video with your friends,

and smash that subscribe button!

- I am going to smash you, Pinky--

- [indistinct]

Interesting. It appears these ba*ls

and 2% nitrocellulose.

I'll have to adjust

the temperature accordingly.

- You can't take over the world

by working all the time.

You also gotta have fun!

Got room for one more, Brain?

I wanna play in the ball pit!

- It's not a ball pit,

you blockheaded boob.

- [quietly]: Brain! You can't say

the B word! Kids watch my show!

So, Brainy Brain!

How does this ball pit work?

- Pinky, no!

[whirring, clinking]

Ooh! Ow!

[grunting]

Pinky! [grunting]

- Ha, ha, don't start without me!

BRAIN:

Ow! Oh! Ow! Ooh!

PINKY: Woo! Looks like

you're having a ball, Brain. [laugh]

Hey, everybody, it's me! Pinky!

Oh! I got it right that time. Yes.

Now then, just doing a quick promo

to let you know all about

the freshest swaggy-taggy merch

you can get your paws on,

like this "Poit" necklace

or this "Narf" flying disk!

[grunt]

[Brain screams]

Or this large-sized Pinky plush toy.

- Unhand me, you vlogging vermin!

I have nearly finished

calculating the R-coefficient

of my mathematical model!

- [nasally]:

[grunt] Oops! Gotta go! [laugh]

Thanks for watching this how-to video!

Don't forget to tune into tonight's

livestream and use the promo code

"PRETTY-IN-PINKY 11122"

for any Pinky merch.

[beep]

♪

Okay, guys. I'm going live

for the big finish of our

"how to take over the world" video.

Leave your comments below,

and don't forget to smash

that subscribe button!

ANNOUNCER [TV]: Tonight's Bingo Bango

Ballo Jackpot is $20 million.

We'll be right back with

the numbers after this.

- Okay, Pinky.

The drawing is moments away.

On my signal, you will adjust

the remote that controls

the thermostat in

the lottery drawing studio

to precisely 94.3 degrees Fahrenheit.

The perfect temperature

for ball manipulation.

- Brain, this is Chat-Sta-gram!

You can't just say anything you want!

ANNOUNCER [TV]: And we're back.

Let's start the drawing.

- Silence, Pinky. It's starting.

- Tonight's first number is

- Now, Pinky!

[click, whirring, beeping]

- 16.

[click]

20 [nervous laugh]

It's, uh, getting a little warm in here.

BRAIN: It's working!

♪

- 37. [gasp]

[click]

Jeez, it's hot in here.

[sizzling]

Can we turn down the heat a-a bit?

Hoo! 44.

[click]

[gasp] 62.

[click]

Finally, 12.

- Yes!

Pinky, we've done it!

- Egad! Way to go, Brain!

[hearts and texts beeping]

And that's how you take over the world!

Thanks for watching!

- Pinky,

were you filming this?

- Of course not, Brain.

This is a livestream.

Can't leave the fans hanging.

The how-to video I posted earlier

was my most popular one yet!

[laugh] Say hi to the fans, Brain!

- Pinky, how many fans do you have?

- I'm getting word that a record number of

three million winning lottery tickets have

been reported to the lottery headquarters,

and can someone turn

down this infernal heat!?

[gasp]

The $20 million jackpot

will yield a payout

of $6.66 per winner

And the Devil's number, and the Devil

is here, and he's in my brain!

Hot! Hot!

Do something!

Heat! Hot! Oh! Hot!

- No No, you couldn't have!

♪

- Brain, where are you going?

- Pinky, that video you posted

revealed my winning lottery

numbers to your entire fan base!

[distorted]: And how do you have

three million followers!?

- Content is king, Brain.

- What does that even mean!?

[sighs] No matter.

We can reuse this plan for

next week's lottery drawing.

ANNOUNCER [TV]:

Oh. Yes.

Cast. Out. The demon!

[grunting]

[smashing]

- Oh, perhaps not.

Come, Pinky. We must

prepare for tomorrow night.

- Why, Brain? What are we

gonna do tomorrow night?

- The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Try to take over the world!

- Boom! It's his catch phrase! He said it!

[beeping]

I told you he would!

[angry growling]

[smash]

♪