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04x23 - See No Evil

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Small Wonder". Aired: September 7, 1985 – May 20, 1989.*
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Chronicles the family of a robotics engineer who secretly creates a robot modeled after a human girl, then tries to pass it off as their adopted daughter, Vicki.

04x23 - See No Evil

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[Music]

crescent wrench piggy

your asthma set I just came by to see a

new bike man this is fresh what kind of

bike is it it's the new Japanese dirt

bike the can ahora well come on Jaime

finish putting on the handlebars and

let's put you right out be crazy I write

it look at the tires dirty

in that case door but the handlebars and

just take off the wheels hey you got it

together huh

honest I really love it thanks Brad yeah

you take good care of it I mean that

baby cost me an arm and a leg

the Japanese drive a hard bargain here I

got you a lock and a change for your

bike thanks dad going this easy

combination to remember it's tough five

the right five the left five to the

right

oh yeah that's cinch even for him

and make sure you lock the bike whenever

you leave it somebody walks off with

this bike you're grounded from puberty

to social security well thanks you look

pretty good yourself

I meant the bike Oh Vikki I need your

help

dinner be ready soon sweetie oh yeah

well in that case I'll uh I'll slip into

something a little more comfortable

what's the matter with you Vikki I'm

having difficulty seeing love you kid

hard bye Thanks

how'd you know it was the Kin ahora I

just happen to be looking out my window

and I just happened to read the names my

binoculars

majors you were spying again I resent

that I don't deny it but I resent it

well now that you've seen the bike you

can go home I'm not leaving could you

give me a ride on your beautiful bicycle

built for two it's a bicycle built for

one me if I sit on your lap you ready

see the cake recipe Vicky ready great

crack one egg into the mixing bowl

a pour one cup of flour into the mixing

bowl

okay pour one cup of milk into the

ingredients feed ingredients till smooth

with spin I told you put everything into

the mixing bowl I did hi can I give you

a hand with dinner honey no thanks honey

there's something very wrong with

Vicki's eyes Johnny robots don't have

eyes she has charge-coupled

photoreceptors well whatever you call

them they're not working

I told you to put everything into the

mixing bowl she missed it completely

really Vicki can you see my hand kinda

sorta maybe

No

why can't she see their photoreceptors

must be discharging I'll order some new

ones tomorrow but I'm substitute

teaching tomorrow I can't leave her home

alone like this anything you can do for

until her parts come in well kind of

that's sorta maybe yeah wear my old

glasses why don't you give her those and

if they help she can use them till I get

the new receptors Vicky

hey reg hey Jay chuckles Ricky's wearing

glasses she has to wear him for a couple

days so she gets her contacts

Oh how's the new bike ride he doesn't

know he walked it to school you don't

need a seat on that bike you need a

leash I'll just lock it up to the fence

where it's nice and safe why don't you

just put a sign on it touch this and die

that's a good idea okay Vicki I want you

to stay out here and watch my bite

make sure nobody touches it goodness you

can help me make outside

[Music]

sorry about that you okay I'm okay

you're okay

hey man look at this so is real k*ller

hard dirt bikes yeah I'm done we get 50

big ones for this baby maybe a hundred

that's my brother's bike any better not

touch it

hey you're just looking at it that's all

do we look like bad guys or something I

don't know I broke my glasses oh yeah I

mean you can't see us good you look like

two fuzz ba*ls

like I said we were just looking at

we please filled if we wanted to it's

locked and we don't know the combination

it's a cinch five to the right five to

the left you could know it's an easy one

to remember

well we gotta be going now

it's been nice talking to you see Judy

PS ba*ls

[Applause]

beep doing Vicky for my glasses here

they are how'd you break them

I didn't who did my foot be more careful

my bike where's my bike oh please let me

be in the twilight zone

it's right here up to the fence Vicki

it's gone

I can't understand it the fence was here

a minute ago

maybe you should ask those two boys who

were here what your boys were they I

don't know where'd they go I don't know

don't you know I know that dad's going

to grab you from puberty to suspect

[Applause]

[Music]

I have my bike only one gain it got

stolen well look on the bright side he

kept his longer than your skateboard

thank you your Isle your seat is the

last one down the last one down can't

you see where you're going no she broke

her glasses and she can't see anything

Vicky sit down they're making fun of

Vicki because she can't see

take them off Vicki you all think it's

funny that someone can't see yay

well why don't we take a minute and find

out what it's like for somebody not to

be able to see all right oh and all of

you but Vicki - close your eyes and keep

them closed until I tell you to open

them and I mean it now I want

everybody's lips to keep to stand up and

turn around three times now keep your

eyes closed and walk towards blackboard

[Music]

now we turn to your seat

open your eyes I hope next time you

realize that when someone can't see it's

not so funny

return to your own state

[Music]

I got something important to tell you

she can't wait till after class it can

but I can't what is it it's it's just

this bike was stolen Jamie didn't you

lock it yeah I locked it to the fence

boy that's gonna k*ll me unless unless

what before I get home from school you

if you get remarried

[Music]

I really hate to tell dads it my bike

was stolen

I'm all for your steaks and mine what do

you mean you're gonna lose a wonderful

son your father's a very reasonable man

what's he finds out that it was locked

I'm sure he'll be very understanding

your bike was stolen how could you let

that happen I even told Vicky to watch

it for me okay if you were watching who

took it the fuzz ba*ls honey she broke

her clothes she couldn't see okay so the

bike was locked how did they get it open

they need the combination how could they

know the combination I told

super Vicky isn't there anything more

that you can tell us about the people

who took the bike there were two boys

one of them laughed like this I've heard

that laugh before in school boy I'd like

to get my hands in those rotten kids

yeah me too dad but how well maybe if we

put our heads together we can whip up a

plan while mom whips up dinner come on

let's go

[Music]

Vicky come on so Jamie here's what I

think we oughtta do first you better

whip up a plan to fix Vicky's site

simple plain as soon as we find the kid

with the goofy laugh we've got the

thieves you sure you remember that last

piggy

I remember sounds like mr. ed with the

hangover

okay now when we find the piece Reggie

you get him to say they stole my fight

then they get it all on my tape recorder

hey why use this not here when angles is

in the hallway it's a good idea great

hey Vicki turn up your audio input

devices so you can hear better why don't

I just use my ears

those are your ears there turns out you

know skinny on here anything I hear

everything

great what Linda's breaking up with

Steve Charlie Bella's mouth test and

Debbie thinks you're a flirt

snark a cross between a flake and a jerk

I mean did you hear a laugh yes after

Debbie called you a flirt stop scanning

I got a better idea

follow me why don't you circulate you

know take veggies bike and ride it

around the school and listen for the

goofy laugh okay circulate mmm

darkness change of Iraq you can't take

it sure I can

oh well so I am a new chain okay get

going and if you don't hear the last

come right back

understand understand anyone finding

your bike trainees no but Vicki and

Reggie are help me find the thieves help

to have a way of getting information out

of people how with my feminine wiles

watch this

okay

Harriet you really want to help just

walk around the schoolyard and listen

for guys talking about stolen bikes you

think a meal ever lived

so did you hear anything

yeah Debbie Carl flirt I meant about the

bite speeds so suitable

buzz off or punch your teeth in dog face

you hear that yeah it's down okay

you know what to say right that's right

my man

how much money are you willing to pay

big spenders I don't know maybe a

hundred big green ones you got the bread

on you right here in my oven excuse me

gentlemen

did I happen to hear one of these days

looking to buy a bike you happen to

you're right

we just happen to have a bike for sale

what a coincidence

yeah well you can forget that buster

he's getting a bike for me it is our

territory oh yeah yeah bug off sure

that's why I stood up specially no harm

okay so what kind of bike you guys got

how'd you like one of those new Japanese

dirt bikes oh kinara we got our hands on

it yesterday

are you two trying to tell me that you

got a hold of a Japanese dirt bike

called akin ahora yesterday yeah you

looks like it's never been ridden it

hasn't it hasn't you can have it for 100

bucks cost you 300 the store I don't

know about a stolen bike who said it was

stolen

don't waste my time kid you're gonna buy

it or not I got other customers waiting

see hey what's that noise

don't waste my time you still gonna

ventriloquist ourselves

no but you're a dummy trying to nail

hugs you're nice Vicky stop stop them

Hey

[Applause]

oh right you 200 the principal's office

and it won't do you any good to run away

yeah we got the proof right here on this

tape consider yourselves nail looks like

the laughs on you fuzz ba*ls

[Applause]

[Music]

all right hey great news

we got the thieves and recovered my bike

yes terrific I got even better news

Vicky's photoreceptors are fixed Oh

wonderful

where is she right here

[Applause]

look like her old self again well you

know women as soon as she puts on her

face

[Applause]