04x19 - Minnesota Vicki

[bunniefuu]

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okay that does it the cake is ready to

be baked here Vicky baked it there's

nothing like having a microwave daughter

was terrific I feel terrific I've got

some terrific news well that's terrific

but me first

mrs. Lawson your husband has this very

day come up with a design for a new

synovial joint gee I was just getting

used to the old one synovial joint their

joints used in artificial knees and I've

come up with a better design if Joe

Namath had synovial joints he'd still be

playing football at least his knees

would

and when my boss sees this new design

I'll be a shoo-in to head up the new lab

at United rove atronics new lab yeah now

what's your news vote Harriet was here

before and she said that her father's

being considered to head up the new lab

Brandon brindle I don't believe it at

back by t backstabbing slimeball Brandon

we're just talking about you I just had

to come over to gloat you will never

guess who is being considered at work to

have a new lab you I hate it when you do

that but you're right tell me it makes

you green with envy please say yes

please why should I be envious Brandon

I'm being considered for that job too

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yeah me I mean I'm certainly smarter and

more competent than you are business my

friend

it's how you played the game politics in

other words kissing up to the boss

because is going to get that job that's

right so you can stick that in your

gloat you've turned my gloat into

something ugly what a jerk

yeah you know one thing he said did make

sense wouldn't hurt you to do a little

more politicking at work like he does

Tony no way am I gonna grovel you don't

have to just be a little more social

with your boss you could ask him to play

golf with you at your club mr. Jennings

would not play at any club that would

have me for a member wait a minute there

is he loves to play pool yeah

we'll invite him over for dinner well

play a little pool and he'll give me the

job what a great idea except for one

thing what we don't have a pool table

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you like I rented it for the link mr.

jenks gonna love ya so who wants a

little action here yeah okay you're all

on grab cue okay now making a pool shot

is just applied physics now if you hit

the cue ball dead center it'll bounce

off the cushion at the same angle it

hits it like that sake now if you hit

the cue ball off center it's called

giving it English like this English got

it

well you sound like an expert dad you'll

wipe the table with mr. Jennings

are you kidding I'm not gonna blow my

chance at a promotion by beating the

boss okay girls against the guys

would you play a short round you wanna

make a small wager too steep for you hey

I may be dumb but I know when I'm being

hustled hey just trying to make a buck

okay Vicky you break here hit the cue

ball and hit it hard hit it hard with

her acute ball is a cannon ball

Vickey not that hard no I didn't realize

what time is that sought to make dinner

I can you don't need the market and the

kids to stay here and play pool okay

yeah but take it easy Vicki I mean don't

knock the garage down but just to be

safe all break dad got it

and his boss mr. Jennings is coming over

to play with him tonight how come dad's

going to do a little groveling no Janie

the way you're standing there you look

just like Tom Cruise and the color of

money I do yeah

like a lean mean role-playing machine

how about teaching me to play pool Janie

well I'm really not that good oh I'm

sure you know enough about it is this

the way you all up the stick no that's

all wrong then show me the right way

okay first you put this hand there and

then put this in here uh-huh

wait a second you're just doing this so

I'll put my arms around you you think

I'm stupid

you've got your arms around her stupid

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okay eight ball in the side pocket

oh you scratch you lose

not much of a money player are you Todd

Ted well I'm certainly not as good as

you are sir that looks like I owe you

five bucks yes indeed you do oh I love

you Abe Lincoln I also love winning

makes me feel good yeah boy that's a

really exciting news about our new

cybernetics lab mr. Jenny's you know

you're gonna need somebody to run that

lab who's really on his toes yes I

certainly will and I think we both know

who the man for that job is to Edie

Teddy no real joints that's the thing

that clinched it for me better

artificial knees a brilliant idea I'm so

glad you feel that way sir yes the man

to head up that lab should be the man

who developed that concept

Brandon brindle well sir Branton brindle

small wonder we'll return after these

messages mr. Jennings you can't be

serious you're not really gonna make

Brandon Brendel head of a new

cybernetics lab why are you so surprised

why his design for a synovial joint was

brilliant absolutely brilliant Larson

that's Lawson his design it was mine I

should head up that new lab the other

way Brandon gets a good ideas to steal

one Oh if Einstein worked in Brandon's

department we'd now have brindle's

theory of relativity and I have no

reason to doubt Rendell's word Larson

that's Lawson my name is Ned Lawson

whatever your name is I can tell you

this nobody gets ahead in my company by

putting another employee down dad

mom needs you to come in and carved her

us to make the gravy yeah excuse me

sorry I have to go carve the brindle I

mean carve the gravy crawl the man I'd

hate to see my employees

Hey

nice shot mr. Jennings left English

would have put you in a better position

to make the four ball next you sound

like an expert Vickie you play as well

as you talk playing machine oh really

let me make a wager sports a wager ah

now that's cute I tell you what young

lady how about a shiny new dime this I

gotta see

I'll rock all right make it a short drag

Jamie uh six ba*ls now let me tell you

something about betting Vickie it is

very important that you honor a wager

there is nothing worse than a well sure

I pride myself on paying my debts there

all right

Vickie why don't you break okay wait

she's gonna break excuse me

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[Laughter]

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that's what I call beginner's luck oh

yeah

beginner's luck rock him up Jamie tell

you what one more time

double or nothing double or nothing and

I'll break this time

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I love your shot shot

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she plays like a butt

like a robot 20 cents please

one more time double or nothing okay

okay

rack'em Jamie she can't keep this up

forever

now I've got her she'll never make the

six ball

[Laughter]

[Applause]

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hi what sir what's going on

thank you mr. Jennings were playing pool

oh and Vicky won what she went the whole

enchilada what's the whole enchilada the

company what company your company I won

United robotronic you've got to be

kidding she's not kidding mr. Jennings

kept losing and raising the vets

finally he said no let's play for

something really interesting mr.

Jennings you can't be serious and I I

mean you can't turn your company over to

a child mr. Jennings said it's important

to honor a wager and he's not a well

sure it's a matter of Honor but you

could have told me that your daughter

was a pool shock listen I I had no idea

I assume that you want the company in

your name Larson Watson

just give me time to clean up my desk

don't forget to leave the key to the

executive washroom Pannu oh it's it's my

own fault

Vicky wanted fair and square well not

entirely but even so I listen I want to

give it back I mean in hey listen if

it's a gift then you're not a welsher

right no no that's true you're a very

generous man Ted tab fine upstanding man

and I want to tell you one other thing -

what's that you're an idiot for giving

it back how do you told me mr. Jennings

was coming over to dinner I thought of

course you'd want us to come - did

you're welcome here no I'm not too

enthusiastic about Ted's attitude either

when I take over the new lab I could

fire him you know a a man is brilliant

and sensitive was my boss mr. Jennings

Sheen backed me up

- mom you'll never believe what just

happened

Vicky clobber mr. Jang's had pull on the

company oh I would have won his house

too but Jamie stopped me

this is a crude attempt at a joke right

it's no joke dad's out there right now

making plans for the takeover ridiculous

meet my lips Vickie won the company why

do you have to say now that Ted owns the

company Brandon you to wash up for

dinner

come on piggy let's go practice firing

people Brandon what are you doing here

is it true that Vicki won the company

well yes it's something occurs to me I

forgot your birthday how about I buy you

a new car you might be interested to

know okay hey I'm talking to my boss

here your mind flunky you know what's

always been the matter with our company

what

crammed and I I think there's something

you should know I do I do I know that

you deserve the company Ted because you

are brilliant

not like this flake I just I don't know

why I stole your design Teddy please

forgive me I know

excuse me didn't you tell me that that

was your design the veins are standing

out mr. Jennings Nick a Brandon

I gave United robotronic s' back to mr.

Jennings so well it's still his company

and he's still your boss

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who are you I have amnesia I'm not

responsible for whatever I've been

saying you left your wallet on the

dresser daddy who are you what do you

mean Who am I

hey your father just got a sudden case

of amnesia oh really you know I better

take him home my name is Harriet and I'm

your daughter look we live next door

my allowance is $100

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obviously I owe you an apology Tim Ted I

want to thank you again for giving back

the company there goes Mike keeps the

executive washroom at me I also say that

I'd like for you to head up our new lab

that is if you want the job oh he sure

does oh thank you mister Jenny's just be

patient it'll be a little while before

it'll be open so how long's will why

Ellis seed is the topographical survey

and then the seepage test and of course

the environmental impact report etc etc

etc as I think I can safely say that we

should be in operation by the turn of

the century yes be a wonderful cl*max to

your career tab how about a quick game

of pool just for laughs 8-ball 9-ball

rotation or straight

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