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03x04 - Bride and Groom

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Small Wonder". Aired: September 7, 1985 – May 20, 1989.*
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Chronicles the family of a robotics engineer who secretly creates a robot modeled after a human girl, then tries to pass it off as their adopted daughter, Vicki.

03x04 - Bride and Groom

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hey you guys want to come over to my

house tomorrow play some basketball yeah

sure

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girl in school I wonder if she's is nice

that she looks when they look that good

who cares interested once you go and

talk to her forget it

she's only been here two days she's

already shot damn more guys in the Red

Baron hey my name is Karen Jennings hi

my names here Jamie lost them right

right it was on the tip of my tongue

how'd you know my name no I know

everything about you Jamie I know you

live round the corner from me I know my

dad's your dad's new boss at United

rubbish onyx and I also know that you're

just my kind of guy

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nice you come for some pizza after

school QT okay I'll come by your house

after school

see you later handsome

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I can't believe it if every day in

school she picked me it's incredible

boy now I know what they mean when they

say love is blind

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hi how was your day I was fine I was

shopping with deke I see he did you put

a big dent and the credit card bender

don't but it was worth it look at all

the great things that I got for Vicky

would you come out here please

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do you like oh I like she's adorable

honey I just to mix up her clothes more

like a real little girl Vicky what you

can throw up these boxes please so how

was your day honey well it was

interesting we got a new vice-president

come in the office got a promotion know

somebody in the president's family got a

promotion

his son Harold Jenni's figures have you

met him yet not only for a second I was

just another pretty face in the crowd I

gotta figure out a way to get him to

notice me oh you can always invite him

over for dinner oh honey that's so

obvious I'd look like Brandon brindle

trying to suck up for a promotion well I

see and you prefer to suck up in your

own way yeah

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aren't you just a little overdressed for

pot roast

date oh it's home a new girl in the

neighborhood the word Fox comes racing

to my lips

sounds like the Fox is going out with a

wolf

the boxes are all picked up oh thanks

Vicki you can throw them away in the

kitchen please dad can I have an advance

of $10 on my allowance you're already

well advanced into the 21st century

Jamie you should thought about having

enough money before you asked this girl

out oh I didn't ask her she asked me

well then let her father come up with

the ten bucks he sure could afford it

he's your new boss my new boss

Harold Jenny's daughter yep that's her

Karen Jennings here's ten bucks Jenny

Oh Cara's gonna be here any second I'm

gonna go put on some clothes use mine

sir my top shelf it's called private eye

one whiff and she'll follow you anywhere

really Joanie come on hey what can it

hurts right they must be caring Oh

Thank You Janice to the door please be

charming and smile a lot and you up up

up up

hi I'm Karen hi I'm Vicki I have to be

charming and smile a lot hi I'm Ted I'm

Jamie's dad and this is Jamie's mom come

on in hi Jamie

I'm already know I like your Cologne

when with Eddie we'll follow him

anywhere

she's always making little jokes have a

good to have a great time have a

wonderful time half the time of your

young live on yeah

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choose serial toast

[Laughter]

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hi Vicki hi Karen I have something for

Janie's he wake yet no I was just going

to wake him up for breakfast no don't

let me do that I'll surprise him it'll

be fun to serve my man breakfast in bed

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time to wake up you can get up whenever

I want

it's Saturday time to get up

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morning sleepyhead hi

what are you doing here I'm bringing you

breakfast in bed

cute stuff thanks but first I better go

brush my teeth

you know morning Mel's thank you bring

your eyes sure I like the modesty no man

cute PJs they keep bringing that roving

slippers please Harriet

who's that that's Karen Jennings the

word box comes racing to my lips

and what is that Harriet Brenda our

neighbor and favorite peeping tom boy

what are you doing in my man's bedroom

get lost button nose I moved in on you

and I'm here to stay you're gonna turn

out the lights the party's over

that's what you think Eagle beak

dangerous like a warthog I thought Jamie

right under my thumb my dad is his dad's

boss well if you don't want to get your

dad fired you better beat it because my

dad's your dad's new boss right yes

just checking see ya

did you miss me sure did dimple cheeks I

brought you something Oh Irene uh-huh

does this mean we're going steady

no it means we're engaged should be

married

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Mary I don't think my allowance I mean

when were old enough there isn't anybody

else is there no your numero no either

queen bee and I live for your sting

because if you ever do look at another

woman ever in your life you're dead meat

buster

the lights the party's over

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hi Reggie and the guys are coming over

to play some basketball

see ya hold it hold it hold it back up

the bus here what about breakfast

harren she also gave him a ring

well well well she must like you very

much does this mean that you and Karen

are going steady

no we're engaged to be married married

keep up the good work Jamie only problem

is that the second she gave me this ring

she be acting kind of pushy Jamie Jamie

Jamie is he occasionally women like to

think that they're the boss and

sometimes we just have to let them have

their fun

I gotta be the golf course in 20 minutes

you promised me that you would take out

the trash rake the leaves the Mogollon

but honey

alright alright I'm just letting her

have her five

what's more juice buzz

thank you

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hey Jamie hey red ring for little tone -

hey you can't watch this

please on your chariot we're playing

basketball that's okay I'll just be our

cheerleader

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hi did you tell everybody the good news

about us what good news

yeah Jamie and I are engaged to be

married don't you have nothing in common

but you take a hike bird legs legs

you should talk you all can leave now

Jamie and I wish to be alone hey you

can't kick us out little mama came over

here to play basketball and we're not

leaving unless Jamie tells us to leave

right Jamie right you're gonna leave now

oh hey guys why hey Jamie the way you

let us lead your room like that you

ought to take that ring off your finger

and wear it in your nose

Karen you shouldn't do that to me in

front of the guys it's embarrassing it's

just that I'm so jealous I want to have

you all to myself handsome I have

important things to discuss with you

Vicki

we want to be alone mom told me to watch

of the plants maybe you should wanted to

plant some other time get lost but knows

I'm here to stink I like the way Vicki

stands up to a man she reminds me of me

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okay Karen what was so important that

you had to discuss with me your future

you're going to be a doctor why is my

mother's dead so she says a man has to

provide a woman with the bare

necessities of life what bare

necessities the three M's money mansion

Mercedes

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yes but I'm worth it what do you

spineless wimp

Vicki I'm gonna make a man out of him

whether he likes it or not you're dead

meat buster

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good morning Lawson mr. Jennings what a

surprise please please come in no Joan

I'd like you to meet them mr. Jennings

my new boss at the office this is my

wife Joan well it's nice to meet you mr.

Channing Herald and this is my wife

Cynthia mrs. Jennings and who's this

handsome young guy here introduce

yourself to your father's employee hi

I'm not my son ship my champ are you

doing we just dropped by to pick up

Karen Oh Jamie and Vicki who's Nicki

I wish she's our daughter matter of fact

she's just about your age why did you

call yourself to her it's right that way

through the kitchen Thanks

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oh hi I'm chip Karen's brother hi I'm

Vicky Jaime's sister Wow

you're pretty I'm also adorable awesome

how do you feel sparked between us

already

sparks between us you can feel them too

okay can I kiss you on the cheek you can

kiss me on the cheek

I think I've met the woman of my dreams

hey we were made for each other well I

guess we'll be seeing a lot more of each

other now that we're going to be in-laws

in-laws oh hey Jamie showed us the ring

oh it's so cute they're talking like

they're really engaged what the ring

even what's real it is it's mine we

really must sit down one evening and

talk about the wedding plans your wife

has a great sense of humor about the

wedding this is jenny with the idea of

two 12 year olds could even caged is

ridiculous Oh John let me explain stop

monopolizing the conversation our

families both our parents and our

grandparents and our great-grandparents

all married their childhood sweethearts

I'm proud to say there has never been a

divorce yet true Harold - happy

marriages right happy

my daughter has chosen your son and they

too shall have a happy marriage when

they come of age and you share her views

Harold well in my opinion I've told dear

when I want your opinion I'll give you

one

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naturally any family that my daughter

marries into should be on a social in

financial level compatible to ours

regrettably or not I've generously

decided to have Harold help your

situation to raise us up from the slums

as it were there's a vice-presidency in

your future mr. Lawson now that that's

out of the way congratulations you've

married into a wonderfully warm and

beloved family well well well there are

just a couple of little things that I'd

like to say here more than a couple

hello mother hey father and this must be

my future son-in-law

Ted you were about to say something I

certainly was about this marriage

business mom dad this is Jaime's sister

Vicky she's really neat Chimeran we were

made for each other of course you can

narrow your chip you can have anything

you want

you're that Vicky we're gonna get

married you have to give me the 3 end

money mansion in a Mercedes would I you

a spineless wimp I'm gonna make a man

out of you whether you like it or not

I like that girl

let's make it a double wedding mrs.

Jennings by the time that they're old

enough to get married the only thing

that's going to be double is your chin

you see there's a tradition in this

family - it's called marrying the one

you love and only when you're mature

enough to know something about life this

is all nonsense there will be no

engagements and no weddings all right

well if that's your attitude you can

just kiss your vice-presidency goodbye

come children come Harold start all over

again with another spineless wimp

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mr. Jenny's lisaknott I'm really sorry I

I didn't mean to talk to your wife like

that

don't be sorry was the first time

anybody ever stood up to send you in her

life including me you're an inspiration

hope you didn't sit Cynthia

[Applause]

I'm gonna go find some soap and get this

ring off my finger I can't believe a guy

letting himself get impact like that I

mean a man should be the strength of his

family the king of his castle right yeah

and along those lines how about you

women taking out the garbage raking the

leaves and mowing the lawn for a change

Oh second egg

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[Applause]

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