02x24 - Double Wedding

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your dad's got every tool in here but

the one I need and have you seen a

screwdriver

you don't need a screwdriver well how am

I gonna screw this ones legs together

Vicky

you had me Thank You Vicky you can take

this back to the garage that's the

garage you can set the table for dinner

I for you only if the answer is yes

what's the question

Joanie will you marry me gee dad you say

I put things off I'd love to marry you

sir but I think we have a problem my

husband oh yeah well I'm serious Joanie

our 13th wedding anniversary is a week

from Saturday and I thought what better

way to celebrate than by renewing our

wedding vows lovely idea well it's only

fair I mean after all last time we got

married you asked me so I thought we'd

invite a few of our closest friends and

have that intimate little wedding that

you always wanted but never had

now I'm confused you guys married or not

when your dad and I got married we

eloped to get away from all the

relatives they were driving us crazy

butting into all our wedding plans and

telling us what to do and how to do it

they even wanted to come along in the

honeymoon but I already knew how to do

that

this time it's gonna be different yeah

this time when you get married your son

will already be delivered honey this is

so exciting

well we do the wedding right here at

home and Jamie you can be my best man

she could be my maid of honor

I'm so happy then I take it the answer

is yes read my lips

I like what you're saying come on I'll

show you how we can turn the living room

into a great little wedding chapel in my

memory parallel processing system

wedding is a ceremony where people get

married why do you people get married so

they can have children someone to blame

everything on Jamie have you seen the

tape measure you'll lose it again it's

right here yeah Oh Jamie by the way your

mother and I are gonna have our hands

full with the wedding preparations so

we're counting on you to pitch in and

help out around a house okay

sure just name it okay you can start by

taking that big bag of empty cans out

back over to the recycling center name

something else

let me put it to you this way you take

care of those cans or I'll take care of

your can my name squeeze main squeeze is

busy helping out because the wedding is

a week from Saturday

it is not crazy pink he knows I can't

get married yet I have to buy a dress I

have to pick out a silver pattern I have

been a fifth grade you are not getting

married Harriet my mother and father are

getting married they're going to have

the wedding they never had what your

parents were never married I don't know

whether to sell just as a national fly

on my mother Harriet can't state gossip

stronger laugh she's flipped her

freckles

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way to make some money to buy mom and

dad a real nice wedding present

look the recycling center gave me 82

cents for those cans in that rat totally

listen we still got some time before

dinner I want you to help me go around

the neighborhood and collect some more

empty cans

I'm not finished cleaning up the art

we'll just pick everything up and dump

it into the trash pick everything up and

dump it in the trash

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honey can you think of anything else

we're going to need for the wedding

I got bartender champagne folding chairs

flowers wedding cake dishes for the

buffet table we don't have a buffet

table buffet table oh don't forget hors

d'oeuvres some cold cuts pasta salads

the salad maybe one hot dish I'm

marrying the hot dish come here party

pooper what are you talking about don't

you plan it well we thought it was a

pretty cute idea you sure fooled me who

would have guessed inside that shy

little body of John Larson it's the

heart of the Joan Collins Brandon one

more punch and the smile dog will wet on

your leg

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we're talking about the fact that you've

never been married madam we're talking

soon City here no no no you don't

understand now listen both of you own

and I have been married for 13 years we

are celebrating our anniversary by

renewing our wedding vows get it you're

getting married again to the same woman

that's right this gives me goose bumps

all over my creamy white skin gives me

shinbones my little love barge

I think it's a yummy idea don't you

think it's a yummy idea studmuffin

that we do our vows on our wedding

anniversary luckily it's three months

away well give us time to plan the plans

for the wedding we'll just get married

wait wait Fani you see this is this is

not going to be anything that big this

is a small intimate little ceremony for

- oh well that won't work now that the

four of us are getting married no it's

got to be much bigger mucho Grande this

is going to be the double wedding of the

century how are we gonna get out of this

one we'll have a shotgun wedding when

they try to come in we'll sh**t them

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boy collecting cans of back-breaking

work back waiting for me he's not for

you look on the bright side Vicki if we

collect enough of these we'll be able to

buy a nice present for mom and dad's

wedding for mom and dad's wedding right

it would just make it a lot easier to

collect cans if I could go like this and

they jump into my hand like it was a

magnet magnet I can do that huh I can

alter my radio demonic generator zap hey

fantastic I got a convict

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hi look I drew this floorplan of how the

living room is gonna look car for the

wedding that's nice you all right no I'm

really angry about the brindle's Horning

in on our wedding

don't worry honey they're not going to

spoil it

I can just see all of us at the altar

I'll say I do and she'll say I do honey

just forget the brindle's it's still our

wedding we're going in first they bring

up the rear after they play the wedding

march for us they play send in the

clowns for them I'm on my way to my

caribou Lodge meeting body's going

bowling with your team off for another

night of culture guest list

we don't have that many friends just a

few guys from the lodge a couple of gals

from the Gunnar and Brandon and I have

talked it over we insist on helping you

bear the burden of this wedding you're

actually offering to share the expenses

with us of course not I'm going to make

the wedding cake from my very own recipe

my little bride is the only woman I know

who could make a sushi wedding cake

funny you shouldn't and I really mean

you shouldn't Joanie it's no bother at

all i've already diced up the squid

that's alright we'll buy the cake I

insist

you see I told you I'd get out of it

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they're in possibly collecting cans good

boy

how you doing terrific I got a new

system he's Mickey of a magnet

come here Nicky

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Wow teeny object stuff like that you

look just like Robert Redford yeah

thanks Harriet all right teeny

when a girl complements you it's

supposed to compliment her back okay

Harriet you got a very nice back I like

it better than your friend that's not

what I meant

Jeanne this is going to be good practice

for my wedding

I've already composed the invitation

would you like to hear it no mrs.

Brandon brindle's requests your presence

at the marriage of their lovely talented

intelligent exciting and wonderful

daughter Harriet what do you think and I

think the guy you're gonna marry is very

lucky

Jim Jim yeah he's lucky he left his name

off the invitation Vikki get the door

please get the door hi

we're here for the brindle wedding I

hope it hasn't started yet

he's gone serving sorry if the door

slips out of her hands please come in

nature come oh thank you married for 13

years and I feel like a new bride was to

be nervous about

we've already had the honeymoon and you

look marvelous darling you really do

simply marvelous do you really think

this new dress looks right

I'd better when I saw the bill I thought

you bought a new car oh well they happen

to have a teeny weeny bit of material

left over so I bribed him into making

sign up for me too I'm gonna k*ll that

dressmaker Oh Joanie don't take it so

personally just because I happen to fill

the dress better village is overflowing

speaking of one-of-a-kind all right

gorgeous well I don't know what that

headdress you ought to be wearing tails

it gets leaden audio tips on my tray hey

half oh I hope you folks have some more

plenty of champagne and a good stuff I

mean none of that why no brothers we

don't want our guests I think that

Brandon and I are chief may I remind you

that we've paid for everything we know

that but our friends don't dad justice

of the peace said to tell you he's ready

to start okay I tell him we're ready

right music please

it's here at last the moment two guests

have all been waiting for the flower

girl stop the music please

hi kid are we late

No who is it it's three more of the herd

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ready honey I guess well we're going

first I mean this happens to be our

house happens to be our idea our hors

d'oeuvres and our wine Oh brothers

champagne he has a point there honey

bundle now that is too much dad why

don't you just throw them out I got a

better idea I'm gonna throw us out what

come my darling

let's go kids

Twinkletoes you look ridiculous in that

stupid hat at least it comes off you'll

always look like that and now if you

will join hands do you Brandon Randall

take Bonnie to be your lawful wedded

wife we are gathered here to join

together this man and this woman in holy

matrimony

the bride and groom have informed me

that they have written their own vows if

you will mr. Lawson

Johnny I want to marry you more now than

I did the first time you have brought me

joy and love and fulfillment and my life

would be empty without you I promise to

love you and to care for you for as long

as the good Lord gives me on this earth

mrs. Lawson dearest most wonderful man I

am the luckiest woman well I think I can

take over from here

do you Ted once more take Joan to be

your wife I do and you Joan once more

take Ted to be your husband I do then by

the power vested in me I now pronounce

you husband and wife again you may kiss

the bride again

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