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01x75 - Loon Goes Far Away

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x75 - Loon Goes Far Away

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[Music]

you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

sing so Lon unle hary to my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

yay

[Music]

everybody Lon goes far

away one day lon's Mom took hump and Lon

to the park and Lon brought baby bird

thing in her push chair too look it's a

yellow leaf I'm going going to keep it

can I push the push chair now okay humps

I'm going to go on the grass and look

for

[Music]

leaves it wasn't easy to push the push

chair on the grass but hump didn't

mind you shouldn't push the push CH on

the grass hump it's too bumpy but I like

it when it's bumpy but baby bu something

falls out

oh so hump and LOM took the push chair

back to the path I found another Leaf

hello hello

hello hi Wallace I found two leaves an

orange one and a yellow one I want to

find some leaves too and I want to push

your push

chair this is a racing push chair now

I found a leaf

Loom there are lots of leaves near the

trees don't go too far away you two you

need to stay where we can see you okay

vro vro

vroom I found another Leaf I found lots

of leaves look at me boom

[Music]

room

oops baby bird thing doesn't like going

on the grass wace because she always

falls out oh

[Music]

okay blah blah blah blah lon's Mom lon's

Mom can you hold this thing please aha

I'm going to push the racing push chair

on the grass okay Wallace but don't go

too far away

v

v I'm going to put my leaves in the push

chair and I'm going to put me in the

push chair haha no wace you're too big

you'll break it I won't break it I'm

only a tiny

baby give me a push

okay so hump tried to push Wallace in

the push chair on the grass faster

faster but it wasn't

easy LOM looks a little tiny

now airplanes look very tiny when

they're up in the sky that means they're

far away faster H

[Music]

faster oh you're too

heavy Lon hump called out but Lon

couldn't hear him so he called louder

Lon but Lon still couldn't hear him so

he called even louder

Lon and Lon heard him Hi H but she

didn't come

back let's go back to the playground

it's too slow on the garage

okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah it was much easier to push the push

chair without Wallace in

it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

and it was even easier to push the push

chair in the

playground fter faster hum Wallace

where's Lon I thought you were all

playing

together hump stopped pushing Wallace

and looked for Lon

but he couldn't see her

anywhere and neither could

Wallace and then they did see

her there she is

[Music]

look oh my Lon

Lon Lon Lon

l

l oh Lon I told you to play where we

could see you oh look how far we are

from the playground now Lon looked and

hum and Wallace looked too the

playground did look very tiny and very

far

away sorry Mom I wasn't looking at the

playground I was only looking at the

leaves

but you need to look at where you're

going too Lon oh I think maybe it's time

to go home now

okay

wo oh no I broke it I broke it no you

didn't you only tipped it over

[Music]

oh but it's only for baby bird thing

really and for leaves yes and for

[Music]

leaves so Lon put baby bird thing back

in the push chair with all the leaves

and they all pushed her home

[Music]

again a brand new day everybody's here

to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody h

everybody copies Uncle

Harry One Day hump's Uncle Harry took

hump to the

park hump is a furry thing his Uncle

Harry is a furry thing

too blah blah blah hump's friends Lun

and Wallace were in the park

too they were playing pretend cooking in

the sand pit and they were all making

pretend cakes Hello hello h we are

making cakes Pat Pat Pat Pat them down

pat pat pat them

down I going to make a very big

cake my cakes are going in the oven now

my cakes are going in the oven now stop

copying me

wace my cakes are ready to eat

[Music]

now my cakes are ready to eat

[Music]

now but Wallis pretended a bit too much

and got some sand in his mouth can't

really eat them wace because they're

only's hand I was cing

[Music]

Lon mom mom I've got sand in my mouth

yuck oh dear here yeah how did that

happen Wallace only by

accident at least you won't copy me

anymore Wallace at least you won't copy

me anymore

Wallace Wallace that's

teasing Wallace that's teasing Wallace

stop Wallace stop

[Music]

copying is a funny game copying is a

funny

game it's my favorite thing can I play

okay okay

okay so hump and his friends all played

copying together and whatever hump did

his friends did

too so when hump jumped three

times Wallace and Lon jumped three times

too and when hump stood on the edge of

the sand pit Wallace and Lon stood on

the edge of the sand pit

too and when he ran off across the

playground they ran off after him too

[Music]

[Music]

copy me now copy me now copy me

now nice doggy nice doggy nice doy

[Music]

hump and Wallace liked playing copying

Lon but it wasn't

easy let's copy somebody else

now let's copy Uncle Harry yes let's

copy Uncle

Harry Uncle Harry was busy pushing

buttons on his mobile phone hump and Lun

and Wallace didn't have mobile phones

but they could

pretend hello hello hello

hello

Flora hi blah blah blah blah blah Flora

hi blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

blah blah blah

yes i' better to go goodbye goodbye

[Music]

goodbye I'm afraid it's time for us to

go home now you two

oh would you two like to come back to

humps flat to

play would you two like to come back to

hump's Flat to play would you like to

come back to hump's flat and

play yes I'd like to yes I'd like to

[Music]

hi hello look what I found in the park

three copying

machines three cook

machines see if you can copy me

now Uncle Harry put on some music and

started

dancing so hump and Wallace and Lon

started dancing too

it wasn't easy to copy Uncle Harry but

it was lots of

fun hump's Mom and Dad thought copying

was a funny game

too but they didn't copy Uncle

Harry and then they did

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody

[Music]

sing everybody saying

H Sal

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

[Music]

yay everybody sing

[Music]

H wace pretends too

[Music]

much one day Wallace came to play with

hump hello wace

[Applause]

oh Wallace is playing elephants

again Wallace likeed playing elephants

it was his favorite

game do you want to play elephants

hump okay you need a sock to be your

long

[Applause]

nose sometimes playing elephants was

hump's favorite game too

hump and Wallace put socks on their

noses so they could really look like

[Music]

elephants Oopsy

Daisy but it wasn't easy to keep a sock

on your

[Music]

[Applause]

nose come on Chris

bhe want to ride on an

elephant sometimes the elephants gave

hump's cuddly toys a

[Music]

[Applause]

ride oops but it wasn't easy to ride on

an

[Music]

elephant

oh let's play something else now okay

what shall we

play Let's Play

rhinoceroses what do rhinoceroses do

they have pointy noses pointy noses and

they bump people like

this oh what is the other thing

dinosaurs do is they

charge

charge let's do that

[Music]

again

charge charge

charge charge charge charge

[Music]

charge

charge oh

ouch let's not play rhinosaurus anymore

shall we build a castle with the

blocks I know let's play Lions what the

Lions do they

[Music]

Ro I'm going to put the fluffy thing on

so I look like a

lion do you into fluffy fing

Willies no I'm going to go

[Music]

hunting but hump wasn't sure sure he

wanted Wallace to play

hunting maybe let's not play being

Lions go wace stop stop being a

lion hump liked playing pretend games

too but sometimes Wallace pretended too

much Ro

[Music]

so hump decided to make a castle with

the blocks all by

himself and Wallace decided to pretend

to be a lion all by

[Music]

himself where's hump gone

Wallace hump was having fun making a

castle

but he thought it would be more fun to

be making a castle with his friend look

Wallace was having fun being a

[Music]

lion but he thought it would be more fun

to be a lion with his

friend can I help okay if you're not

been a lion okay finished I'm not a lion

anymore

[Music]

so hump and wace built a very big castle

together beep beep with very tall towers

and a place for the trains and dump

trucks to come in and out

[Music]

too what do you want to play now hum I

don't know what about playing animals

again

animals but we don't have to play lion

or

rhinoceroses or rhinoceroses lunchtime

boys wash your hands and come to the

table oh no where did all these

elephants come from what happened to

Wallace and

hump the elephants chase them away we're

only playing mom we're really Willis and

H oh

good so Mom helped the elephants up to

the

table and the elephants took off their

noses so they could eat their lunch