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01x70 - Humf Is Very Big

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x70 - Humf Is Very Big

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[Music]

you wish a new day everybody's here to

laugh and

play everybody sing

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H everybody

singon unle hary too my mom mom and my

dad are all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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hump hump is very

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big one day hump was playing with his

friends Wallace and

Lon hump is a furry thing Lon is a

feathery thing and Wallace is a hairy

thing what's

that that's a

giraffe no it's not it's a measuring

thing it shows you how big you

are see that's how big I

am oh let me have a

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turn that's how big I am when I

fly see how big I

am oh dear oh dear what's all the

excitement over here we're trying to see

how big we are yes we want to do the

measuring

thing okay well why don't you each take

a turn standing in front of the giraffe

and I'll show you how big you are me

first me first me me

me so hump and his friends each took a

turn standing in front of the giraffe

measuring

thing and hump's dad made a line at the

top of their heads so they could see how

big they

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were look how much you've grown

umph this line shows how big you were

the last time we measured you I've grown

too I used to be a baby and now I'm big

I was very little when I was a baby I

used to be only this big when I was a

baby when you were first born you were

about this

big let's see how big you

are humph your dad is much bigger than a

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giraffe I have very big hands I have

very big hands too I don't have hands I

have wings that's because I can

fly I have a very big mouth

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a I have big feet I have big feet

too

oh my feet are the littlest of

all but one day I'll have big feet like

my dad and be as big as a

droth and I'm going to be bigger than

the sofa I'm going to be even bigger

than two sofas and all the way up to the

ceiling but then we won't fit under the

table anymore I like fitting under the

table when I grow up I'm going to be a

dinosaur and then I won't even fit in a

whole room but you're a hairy thing okay

then I'm going to be a racing car v

v I'm going to be a doctor when I grow

up because then I can make people better

racing cars don't need doctors v

v when I grow up I'm going to be a dad

and then I can have a little baby furry

thing and call him

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MooMoo but if you're a dad or a mom you

have to go to

work I could work driving a bus and I

could work being a racing car v v but

you have to have a

driver and then the doorbell rang it was

hump's Mom

I'm sorry I forgot my

keys okay hump's Dad gave hump's Mom a

hand with the shopping and he left the

door open because his hands were full

I'm going to work

now I'm going to work

too you shouldn't go out into the

hallway by

yourself but the door was

open and then the door shut behind find

them no we have to go back

inside it's okay Lon we can ring the

bell like my mom did I want to RN the

Bell but Wallace wasn't big enough to

reach the bell and neither was

hump or Lon hum loon wallet and then

they heard hump's Mom and Dad calling

where are you here we are we're out here

we're out here open the door open the

door and then hump's Dad opened the door

there you are and hump's mom was there

too what are you doing out there you're

not supposed to go out by

yourselves we were going to work and the

door was open we were playing being big

well you are a lot bigger than when you

were babies but you're not big enough to

go out by

yourselves I know sorry sorry

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one day we'll be as big as jash just

like

you and after that hump and his friends

played being just the size they were for

the rest of the

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afternoon you a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play everybody sing

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everybody sing

hon Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

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yay everybody sing home

hump's

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painting humph is a furry thing a small

purple furry thing his mom is a big blue

furry

thing H I think I'll just sit down here

Mom oh there's a hump behind that

cushion and his dad is a big red furry

thing humph time to

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go today hump is going to play with his

friend

Wallace up up up and

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away he's here he's

here hello hump hello wace do look

different

today you have yellow hands and the blue

nose and orange spots on your

tummy I'm painting I'm

painting what happened to your apron

oops can I do some painting

please of course you can humph bye dad

have fun hump see you later

Wallace's Dad gives hump an apron to

wear so he won't get paint all over him

like

Wallace I want to do some more

painting then you need to wear an apron

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too Wallace is a very fast painter

I'm painting a

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car now I'm painting an

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airplane now I'm painting an elephant

sitting on top of a house hump is still

deciding what he wants to

paint I don't know what to

paint I don't want to paint a car or an

airplane or an elephant on a

house

oh how about a lion with an

umbrella

no hump has his own ideas about what to

paint I

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know I'm hungry

now I want to

snack you need to wash your hands first

Wallace and you can ask

nicely

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please okay Wallace you need to wash

your hands and your

nose and your

tummy look how clean humph is he hasn't

got a speck of paint in him that's

because I haven't started painting

yet I'll wash my hands too

but it's not it's my

tummy wash your tummy wash your tummy

black

tickles after his snack humph goes back

to his

painting Wallace goes back to painting

too I'm going to paint backwards now woo

Wallace likes to be silly but hump is

concentrating on his painting he is

painting a big red shape

what's that that's my dad then he

changes to a different color and paints

a big blue shape next to the red

one what's that that's my

mom my dad is red and my mom is blue but

uh-oh something is happening to hump's

painting hump has used too much paint

oh it looks messy now I like messy

paintings but I don't wants my painting

to be messy it's a present hump tries to

stop the paint Running Oh but only ends

up making a purple

shape purple that's the same color as

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you hump thinks about what Wallace said

and then he decides that his painting is

finished

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what shall we play now let's play

elephant

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[Applause]

okay later hump's Mom and Dad come back

to pick him

up hi hi hello

Mom Dad look what I made

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you that's you Mom and that's you Dad oh

and who's

that that's me see I'm

purple don't be S that's not hump hump's

an elephant

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hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody

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sing everybody say

h won

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

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yay everybody

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s lon's pudding

pool one morning hump and Wallace were

playing chasing dinosaurs with Lon r

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but it was a very hot day oh it's too

hot in here

LOM that's because it's so sunny in the

sky maybe we should go to the park

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yay mom we all want to go to the park

can we

please I think it's going to be very hot

in the park today but we're hot inside

too room and we want to play dinosaurs

in the park the park the park the park

please can we go to the park okay if

that's what you all want to do

yay But first you need some sun cream

on so lon's Mom put some sun cream on

hump and on

Lon and on Wallace

Y and she gave them all hats to keep the

sun off their heads but I want to wear

my tiara oh a tiara won't keep the sun

off your head Lon and then they were

ready to go to the

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park and Lon wore her tiara on top of

her sun

hat but the park was very hot

o the slide was too hot to slide

on and the swings were too hot to swing

on and the sand in the sand pit was too

hot to play in at all

oh even the shade was

hot when dogs are hot they pant like

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this yes and they stick out their

tongues

dinosaurs are very good at panting

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too so hump Lon and Wallace all played

panting

dinosaurs but they were still very

hot so they decided to go home

again and lon's Mom put on a fan to cool

them

down I like fan on it's makes my furg go

all

wobbly I can make the wind blow with my

wings I'm exactly like a

fan I can make the wind blow by running

really

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fast but they were still very

hot

oh I know something that will cool you

three

down and then Moon's mom brought out a

paddling

pool and she started to put some water

in it but it was very

cold it's

freezing I don't

mind I want to be

freezing me too me

too

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a soon the paddling pool was full and

hump and Wallace jumped in very quickly

and LOM jumped in very

slowly when you Splash around it doesn't

even feel cold anymore I'm a splashing

dinosaur and they all played splashing

and swimming dinosaurs for a very long

time and then hump started to feel a

little too cold m

why don't you come out and dry off for a

while

hump okay I'm very

cold I'm cold

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too I'm not the peddling pool is my

favorite

thing so hump and Lon sat in the hot

Garden to dry

off and Wallace kept on splashing in the

water but then his teeth started making

a funny

noise you're getting cold Wallace you

need to come

out no I like the

Bing oh

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okay Wallace came out and tried to warm

up

but his teeth still kept making a funny

noise soon hump and LOM started to feel

hot again sitting in the sunshine I'm

hot I'm hot too let's go and be

dinosaurs

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again but Wallace was still too cold to

be a

dinosaur and then Wallace warmed up

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too so they all played splashing

dinosaurs

again and the water in the paddling pool

was much warmer after sitting in the

sunshine too

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