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01x53 - Mum's Flower

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x53 - Mum's Flower

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[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

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H everybody

sing so Lon unle hary to my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

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yay

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everybody hump special

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cup Uncle

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Harry One Day Uncle Harry went to visit

humph hello Harry how's the new job

Harry Uncle Harry had a new job and a

new

briefcase there were lots of pockets and

a bottle of

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water that's in case I get thirsty at

work I have a special

cup look Uncle

Harry so you do that does look looks

special if you knock it over it doesn't

spill even when you shake it a lot only

a tiny bit comes out hump liked his

special cup he'd had it since he was a

very small furry

thing there were lots of other things in

Uncle Harry's briefcase there were some

pens and a calculator with lots of

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buttons and some paper with no

pictures oh my you're so big now

humph you can almost touch the ceiling I

can

almost

hump supper time hump

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I'm very big Uncle Harry sometimes I sit

in a big chair and I eat with a big fork

and I drink from a big cup but I still

like my special cup the best aren't you

staying Uncle Harry I'm sorry humph not

tonight see you

soon sometimes Uncle Harry stayed for

supper and sometimes he didn't bye see

you

later have you seen hump's special cup

no I thought he was using it I know

where my special cup is hump went to

look near the sofa where he'd left his

special cup but it wasn't

there and it wasn't behind the cushions

my special cup has

gone oh well I'm I'm sure it'll turn up

never mind you can use a big cup tonight

humph but I like my special

cup mom and dad didn't want hump to be

sad so they kept looking for hump's

special cup they looked

everywhere they looked in hump's

bed and his toy

box they looked in the

bathtub and the

sink hump looked every where too but he

couldn't find his special cup either

never

mind you're so big now humph you you can

almost touch the ceiling that's right

and you can sit in a big chair with

cushions and use a big fork you don't

need to drink out of a special cup

anymore humph you can use a big cup just

like me and Dad and Uncle Harry but

Uncle Harry drinks water from a bottle

and I like my special cup the

best I know hump but we've all looked

for your special cup now and we can't

find it that's right you'll just have to

use a big cup tonight like a big furry

thing

oops careful hump drink slowly humph

drank slowly and carefully from the big

cup

and then Uncle Harry came back again

Harry back so

soon look at how big hump is Uncle Harry

he can sit in a big chair and drink from

his big cup

now oops I spilled

it never mind humph I do that sometimes

too you do sure everybody has accidents

even when they're very

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big I'm very big now of course you are

dad wiped up the spilled drink and Mom

poured hump some more

juice this time hump drank it very

carefully and didn't spill even a tiny

drop see I can do

it then I guess you won't be needing

this anymore

my special cup Uncle Harry why do you

have my special cup it was inside my

briefcase well we would never have

thought of looking there can I have my

juice in my special cup

please of course even when you're very

big it's nice to have a special

cup pum liked Uncle Harry a lot and he

also liked his special cup even though

he was a very big furry

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thingy you a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

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everybody

hon Uncle Harry to my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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hump is very

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big one day hump was playing with his

friends Wallace and

Lon humph is a furry thing Lon is a

feathery thing and Wallace is a hairy

thing what

that that's a

giraffe no it's not it's a measuring

thing it shows you how big you

are see that's how big I

am oh let me have a

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turn that's how big I am when I

fly see how big I

am oh dear oh dear what's all the

excitement over here we trying to see

how big we are yes we would to do the

measuring

thing okay well why don't you each take

a turn standing in front of the giraffe

and I'll show you how big you are me

first me first me me

me so hump and his friends each took a

turn standing in front of the giraffe

measuring

thing and hump's dad made a line at the

top of their heads so they could see how

big they were

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look how much you've grown

humph this line shows how big you were

the last time we measured you I've grown

too I used to be a baby and now I'm big

I was very little when I was a baby I

used to be only this big when I was a

baby when you were first born you were

about this big

let's see how big you

are humph your dad is much bigger than a

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giraffe I have very big hands I have

very big hands too I don't have hands I

have wings that's because I can

fly I have a very big mouth a

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a I have big feet I have big feet

too

oh my feet are the littlest of

all but one day I'll have big feet like

my dad and be as big as a

droth and I'm going to be bigger than

the sofa I'm going going to be even

bigger than two sish and all the way up

to the

ceiling but then we won't fit under the

table anymore I like fitting under the

table when I grow up I'm going to be a

dinosaur and then I won't even fit in a

whole room but you're a hairy thing okay

then I'm going to be a racing car v v H

I'm going to be a doctor when I grow up

because then I can make people better BR

and cars don't need doctors v

v when I grow up I'm going to be a dad

and then I can have a little baby furry

thing and call him

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MooMoo but if you're a dad or a mom you

have to go to work

I could work driving a bus and I could

work being a racing car v v but you have

to have a

driver and then the doorbell

rang it was hump's Mom I'm sorry I

forgot my

keys okay hump's Dad gave hump's Mom a

hand with the shopping and he left the

door open because his hands were full

I'm going to work now

R I'm going to work

too you shouldn't go out into the

hallway by

yourself but the door was

open and then the door shut behind them

no we have to go back

inside it's okay Lon we can ring the

bell like my mom did I want to ring the

bell but Wallace wasn't big enough to

reach the bell and neither was hump or

Lon hum loon W and then they heard

hump's Mom and Dad calling where are

where are you here we are we're out here

we're out here open the door open the

door and then hump's Dad opened the door

there you are and hump's mom was there

too what are you doing out there you're

not supposed to go out by yourselves

we were going to work and the door was

open we were playing being big well you

are a lot bigger than when you were

babies but you're not big enough to go

out by

yourselves I know sorry

sorry one day we'll be as big as jash

just like

you and after that pump and his friends

played being just the size they were for

the the rest of the

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afternoon hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play

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everybody everybody sing

H is

I'm can Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me and you

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yay everybody

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H mom's

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flower one day hump and Wallace went to

the park with Wallace's mom come on

humpy pumy

see there were lots of flowers in the

park there were even flowers on the

trees flowers smell

nice

see hump smelled the flowers too some of

them did smell nice

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and some of them

didn't I'm going to pick this one for my

mom that's why because they're pretty I

didn't know I could pick them oh yes I

pick them all the

time so hump picked a flower for his

mom and Wallace picked lots of flowers

and some leaves and

twigs Wallace

how many times have I told you you're

not supposed to pick the flowers in the

park sorry Mom I'll put them back oh

don't be silly you can't put them back

yes I

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can but they won't go on the plants

anymore they can stand up by

themselves

oh but they can't

really if everyone picked the flowers

Wallace there wouldn't be any left the

flowers are for everyone to

enjoy okay okay let's play

elephants I picked a flower too but I

didn't mean to it was for my mom never

mind I'm sure your mom would love that

flower shall I look after it for you

okay come on humph let's play

[Applause]

elephant hump and Wallace played

climbing elephants on the big rocks

elephants are very good at climbing but

how do elephants hold on they don't need

to hold on because they are sticky on

their feet no they're

not and they played flying elephants on

the swings elephants are very good at

flying but they don't have any Wings

some elephants

do no they don't but some horses do no

they

don't and they made a secret elephant

house under the slide with sticks for

walls elephants are very good at

building secret elephant houses yes they

always make out of

sticks yes lots of

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sticks are you going out now hump only

for a

minute do you still have my flower I do

hump it's right here beside me but

hump's flower didn't look the same

anymore it was very floppy now what's

the matter with it oh it's wilted hump

that's what happens to flowers when you

pick them

oh hump was feeling sad now as he went

back to the secret elephant

house

V hello hello is anybody home

no there is somebody home really

are you sad hump my flower isn't pretty

anymore I don't want to give it to my

mom that's okay you can pick another one

no I don't want to pick another one

that's what happens when you pick them

maybe give your mom a

stick hello elephants and then somebody

else came to the secret elephant house

it's my mom you need to knock on the

slide humps

mom nobody's

home oh yes you are hi Mom is it time to

go home now not yet hump you and Wallace

can play some

more so hump and Wallace played in their

secret elephant house some

more and hump's Mom and Wallace's mom

sat on the bench and played

talking and then it was time to go

home and they saw all the flowers that

were still growing and they didn't look

floppy at all and that gave hump an

idea look

Mom this flower is for you but I'm not

going to pick it the flowers are for

everybody oh humph thank you that's a

beautiful

flower and it smells lovely too

elephants are very good at smelling

flowers because they have long

noses ew that flower smells yucky

[Applause]

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