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01x35 - Humf Climbs A Mountain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Humf". Aired: 2 March 2009.*
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British animated children's television programme centred on a furry creature of the same name and his exploration of the world.

01x35 - Humf Climbs A Mountain

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Humf Climbs A Mountain

[Music]

hey you wish a brand new day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

H everybody

sing so Lon unle hary to my mom mom and

my dad are all there with me and you

[Music]

yay

[Music]

everybody hump climbs the

[Music]

mountain one day hump was playing a game

he'd made up by

himself it was called far away

lots of toys lined up to go far

away but the big orange dinosaur was

always at the

front come on everybody follow

[Music]

me hump pretended the sofa was a big

mountain look out full of giant

everybody and he pretended his dad was a

giant luckily the giant didn't do

anything except work on the

[Music]

computer when they had all climbed over

the Big

Mountain hump's toys went through the

[Music]

jungle and across the shiny sea on a

raft made of

cushion look out for the sea one

I'm not a sea

monster and then the doorbell

[Applause]

rang hello hello hello it was hump's

friends Wallace and

L hello hump hello hump what are you

playing Far

Away oh how do you play that don't you

know far away is my favorite game come

on everybody let's go far

away Wallace that's the sea the bus

can't go there Wallace didn't know how

to play far away the SAA is the

mountains and that's the

jungle and this is the

sea my bus can swim la la la la

la can I be the

horse

but I'm going back to the mountains clip

clop clip clop clip clop no Lon

stop the horse has to wait for the

dinosaur Lon didn't know how to play far

away either hump decided that far away

was not a good game to play with your

friends

I don't want to play Far Away

anymore so he took back all his

[Music]

toys and put them away

again would you want to play now humps

nothing I just want to play

nothing I want to play something me too

I don't

I'm going to play far away I'm going to

climb a mountain I'm going to climb a

mountain

[Music]

[Laughter]

too it's very high up here on the

mountain very very high that's not how

you play far away it's how I play come

on

hump hump's friends were having

fun hump liked having fun too but he was

still feeling a little

cross let's go down the other side of

the mountain and into the

cave wait for

me so hump climbed to the top of the

mountain

too and down the other side with his

friends and they all went through the

dark

caves and then they climbed some more

Mountains in the sitting

room and went through the

jungle help help where Wallace got stuck

for a minute

and swam out into the shiny

sea Look Out full of sea

monster what sea

monster that one I'm not a sea

monster help run run swim I mean swim

swim

[Music]

swim now run yes no run and they ran all

the way back to the caves under hump's

bed to

hide but the sea monster found

them hello everyone would any of you

like to have a little snack a sea

monster snack yes a sea monster snack I

would and then they all had a snack

together and now hump knew two ways of

playing Far Away one that was more fun

to play on your own and one that was

much more fun to play with your friends

sea monster snacks are my

[Music]

Humfs Busy Family

favorite you Brand New Day everybody's

here to laugh and

play everybody sing

[Music]

everybody

sayon Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad

are all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody sing h

hump's busy

[Music]

family one morning hump woke up

early his mom and dad were both still in

bed so hump climbed into bed

too hump liked being in bed with his mom

and his

dad he played under the covers is my

house

and bouncing in between the

pillows and then Dad got up do you have

to go to work

today

no I just feel like getting up

[Music]

now do you have to go to work today no

dad and I are both at home all day

sometimes hump's dad went to work and

sometimes hump's mom went to work but

humph liked it best when his whole

family stayed at

home humph had breakfast with his mom

and his

dad

finished and then Mom read one bit of

the paper and Dad read another bit of

the paper and hump played a game under

the table with two

spoons ring ring a spoonies a pocket

full of

balloonies there were lots of toes under

the table too and that made hump think

of another game tickly

toes somebody's tickling my toes oh

really somebody's tickling my toes too

it's

me it's hump I'm coming to tickle you

back young furry

thing and I'm turning into a tickle

monster

[Laughter]

[Music]

too uh-oh hump shall we turn into tickle

monsters

too yes I'm a tickle monster now dad and

I'm a tickle monster

too stop

stop actually I think I need to check my

emails and I need to make a quick phone

[Music]

call sometimes hump's dad was very

busy and sometimes hump's mom was very

busy hello blah blah blah blah blah but

hump liked it best when nobody was very

busy at all blah blah blah blah blah

goodbye mom can we all go to the park

today good

idea why didn't I think of that so

hump's dad turned off the computer and

hump's Mom put the phone back on the

[Music]

charger and they all went to the park

together sometimes hump went to the park

with his dad and sometimes hump went to

the park with his mom but hump liked it

best when he went to the park with his

whole

family and hump played hide and seek in

the

playground with his mom and his

[Music]

dad and then they all played swinging

hump like a sack of

potatoes and then hump's Mom and Dad had

a race on the bouncy

things silly mom silly dad you're far

too big to play on the bouncy

things and then it was time to go

home can we play some more games

together I'm sorry hump we have some

other things we have to do we need to

clean the house for one

thing what's the matter young furry

thing I don't like it when you're very

busy then I have to play Things by

myself don't be silly you can help us

hump that's right we can all be busy

together as a

family so hump helped tidy the sitting

room by putting his farm

away and he helped dad D cleaned the

bathroom and he helped mom with the

hoovering which was very

noisy and he did the dusting all by

[Music]

himself he even dusted dad hump what are

you doing to me you don't want to be

Dusty

dad hump's dad had done a lot of

scrubbing and hump's mom had done a lot

of

hoovering and hump had done a lot of

dusting too in fact they had all been

very busy so dad turned on the

television and they had a

rest it wasn't a very interesting

program but hump didn't mind he just

liked being all together with his

family especially when they weren't

wen't busy at

A Brand New Day

[Music]

all hey you wish a brand new day

everybody's here to laugh and

play

[Music]

everybody everybody saying

H is so l

Uncle Harry too my mom and my dad are

all there with me

and

[Music]

yay everybody

[Music]

sing humph changes his

Humf Changes His Mind

[Music]

mind blah blah blah blah blah blah one

day Lon invited hump to come and play at

her house BL blah blah if you bring

crispy cake head we can have a tea party

okay we'll be right

down crispy cake head was hump's

favorite cuddly

toy so hump took crispy cakee head

downstairs to have a tea party with

[Music]

Lon hi Lon I've got crispy cake head oh

I don't want to have a tea party

now but I want to have a tea party but I

changed my mind hump I'm making things

with Playdoh

now how did you change your mind

Lon sometimes you want to do

something and then you don't want to do

it

anymore so you change your mind and do

something else

oh come on H play Playdoh with me so

hump tried to change his mind

[Music]

too look hump I made a

snake I can make a snake too hump rolled

the Play-Doh just like Lon

did but it

broke I changed my mind I made two

snakes

now I'm going to make l lots of

[Music]

snakes I'm going to make lots of snakes

[Music]

too what are you doing

hump I changed my mind I made a

turtle but where's her head inside her

shell and where are her legs inside her

shell her tail is inside her shell too

no it

[Music]

isn't I'm going to make a turtle

too Lon do you want to change your mind

and have a tea party

now

okay so hump and Lon did have a tea

party for crispy cake head and baby bird

thing after all

and they made some pretend cakes out of

Play-Doh and hump and Lon pretended to

eat them you can't really eat Slim I

know I'm only

pretending Yum Yum Yum are you two

getting hungry I am do you like cheese

sandwiches hump yes

please lon's Mom made hump and Lon

cheese

sandwiches but the cheese look different

to the cheese hump had at home dun Mom I

don't want a cheese sandwich please oh

but I thought you like cheese sandwiches

hump I changed my mind can I have

pasta oh I don't have any pasta hump um

well I don't know what else I have to

offer oh

hump decided to change his mind again

and take a very tiny Taste of the cheese

sandwich it didn't taste like the cheese

hump had at

home but it did taste very good so hump

ate it all up hump liked changing his

mind he was still playing with Lon when

his mom came to collect him hump it's

time to go

home but I don't want to go home yet

we're

playing I changed my

mind okay hump you can have another 5

minutes yay

y so hump and Lon had another tea

party and pretended to eat some more

pretend

cakes okay hump it's really time to go

home now but we're still playing I'm

sorry humph but you have to have a bath

and some supper and get ready for bed

oh humph liked changing his

mind when he had his bath he put all the

toys in the

[Music]

water and then he changed his mind and

took them all out

[Music]

again it's time to go to bed now hump

but I changed my mind I don't want to go

to bed yet you won't have time for a

story how about five more minutes and

then a quick story yay hump liked

changing his

mind no that's the one about

goat I want to read the little green

bus and then the little green bus went

back to the bus garage and went to

[Music]

sleep I hope you haven't changed your

mind about giving me a good night kiss

or me I

[Music]

haven't hump liked changing his mind but

he didn't want to change his mind about

everything