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suSHEELA - suJEET (2025)

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suSHEELA - suJEET (2025)

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Oh no, what happened now?

Dear God!

The door got shut again!

It needs to be pushed from outside.

It's tightly shut.

I reminded him this morning

to call a carpenter.

Ugh!

Madam! Let me try.

- Please do.

- Sure.

- You need to use force.

- Sure.

Give it a try.

Is it locked on the outside?

The door has swollen.

The carpenter never comes when called.

Madam, I'll pull this.

Don't! You'll break it.

Now?

What now?

Now?

There is a big problem.

Listen up, my friend.

There is danger. The game will be over.

The timid always become the scapegoat.

Take the risk. No worries.

I left my phone outside.

Please dial a number.

I also left my phone outside!

Why did you leave it out?

My all work related to water so...

Now?

We are screwed.

No guarantee about anything today.

This world of fakers.

It will trap you.

And make you dance to its tunes.

You can't find the sweetness in love.

The husband

can't find his wife's secret.

You can't find it.

You can't find the wand

to be a magician here.

You can't find the key

to the rusty lock.

And time is running fast.

As if I knew

the door will get shut.

I didn't expect it either.

Sad!

- Now?

- A new problem.

- Now?

- Paths will change.

- Now?

- You will be in trouble.

Susheela and Sujeet

- Now?

- A new problem.

- Now?

- Paths will change.

- Now?

- will be in trouble.

Susheela and Sujeet

Now?

Now?

Now?

My heart's pounding.

The BP is rising.

How far can you stop

your head from spinning?

Let the world know the courage

of your dreams.

Courage and manhood.

Don't have any fear.

Be your own boss.

Stop the hide and seek.

Pour your heart out.

Do not suffocate yourself.

Bang on the door.

We are screwed?

Can't find a stick to hold it in.

Can't find a ladder to go up and down.

Can't find the stick or the ladder,

brother.

Can't find any wisdom here.

Just like you can't find

the key to the rusty lock.

And the time is running fast.

- Do you have a screwdriver?

- Yes, it's outside.

But we're stuck inside.

How do we repair this?

Madam, I came to repair the shower,

not the door!

- Now?

- A new problem.

- Now?

- Paths will change.

- Now?

- You will be in trouble.

Susheela and Sujeet

- Now?

- A new problem.

- Now?

- Paths will change.

- Now?

- There will be Chaos.

Susheela and Sujeet

Now?

Now?

Now?

Now?

(Few Hours Earlier)

sh*t.

What?

What is it?

- I've to deliver a parcel.

- Okay.

What?

Parcel.

Here you go.

What?

Madam, you look gorgeous.

What's wrong?

You naughty Manoj!

Susheela

To extinguish love.

To turn the world upside down.

Come, come.

Come to me...

Manoj!

Where did she go so early in the morning?

Glory be to Lord Ganesh.

Done.

- Aunt, I reached. Bye.

- How crowded the train will be who knows!

Good morning, uncle.

Good morning.

To club I suppose?

Now? Why would I go there at this hour?

- I'm going to Dadar.

- Fine, travel safe.

Like I don't know that!

Don't try to teach me.

These unwanted advisor.

Its better to take

all plants from balcony.

Oh no!

What a bother!

When will the shower be fixed?

- I told you to file a complaint.

- I did that.

They'll send someone

over in a day or two.

Forget it!

We have two bathrooms.

He can use the other one but he won't!

Wonder why he's obsessed

with this bathroom.

Open up, will you!

- The door got shut again!

- Isn't that seen?

It won't open unless

pushed from outside.

Open it.

- Hold on.

- Stop blabbering.

Pull the door handle.

Hey, pull the handle.

Push.

- Nuts!

- What?

This is what I meant.

The door is jammed

and the knob gets stuck.

I've told you repeatedly

to call the carpenter.

This floor is so heavily windy.

- and...

- All right, enough.

He won't do it.

Oh no.

Dear god!

Why this happen with me.

Breakfast is ready.

Have it.

Have it while it's hot.

Why did you serve it in a plate?

A bowl would be better.

- Okay.

- Let it be now.

What?

I'll serve it in a bowl.

What happened to your finger?

I cut my finger while

chopping the onions

- so I...

- Don't be so fussy.

Be calm so you won't goof up.

Where had you been

so early in the morning?

The vegetable vendor

didn't come yesterday.

You only love to eat potatoes.

- There was no coriander or carrots...

- You could've ordered it.

You just don't get it.

Why waste your energy

over small things?

No sense of time management.

Delivery to this place

takes a long time.

Madam,

when will you arrange the wardrobe?

- Today...

- I am fed up of your clumsiness.

Forget it.

I have an important presentation today.

I don't want to ruin

my morning arguing with you.

- Will you come home for dinner?

- No idea.

Coming.

Hold on.

Hello.

I am Jeet.

Sujeet Sawant.

Oyster Fittings.

- Madam?

- What?

Susheela Paranjape?

That's me.

I am Susheela Paranjape.

Okay.

- Come in.

- Okay.

Thank you.

Madam, sorry.

I was held up yesterday.

Actually, I just can't believe it.

I am really sorry.

- I'm aware of the inconvenience...

- No, I mean...

- Hello, sir.

- Ajit!

No, sir.

Sujeet.

Sujeet Sawant, Oyster Fittings.

- I see. Oyster Fittings.

- Yes.

Oyster Fittings!

You finally made it!

- I was about to mail your head office.

- Sir...

You call yourself

an international company

yet such bad service!

- Listen...

- Forget it.

I'm really sorry, sir.

I'm really sorry, madam.

It was wrong of me. I apologise.

I apologise for the inconvenience

and the delay, sir.

- I mean it, sir.

- It's all right.

Delay of one month!

Not acceptable.

Your men tried to fix the shower

before you

but they couldn't.

Why send incompetent staff?

To admire the bathroom?

No, sir.

- Is that a tourist point?

- No, sir.

I'm sorry it seems!

That's why the company sent me, madam.

- Sir, are you there?

- Yes.

- I am the senior technician, sir.

- Really?

I am the senior

technician of the company.

- Senior technician?

- Yes, sir.

- Then do some miracle.

- Yes, sir.

Or send your CEO tomorrow

to fix the shower.

I'll do it today, sir.

- Sure?

- Yes, sir.

Forget it.

- Hey...

- What?

You wanted tea,

so I made it with ginger.

Why now?

Have it.

No, I've an important presentation.

I'm late.

- Hey get the work done.

- Yes, sir.

senior technician

I'm leaving.

Would you like some ginger tea?

Madam, listen...

- What happened?

- Please have it...

- Please have it...

- What are you doing?

- Sorry.

- Back off.

I spilt the tea.

It's okay.

- On his pants.

- You're so clumsy!

- Finish the task.

- Yes, sir.

Do you need an ointment?

No thanks.

- It was hot.

- It's okay, ma'am.

- Should I wash it?

- Huh?

- Pants?

- Oh no, it's okay.

- Bathroom...

- To wash your hands?

No, I've to fix the shower.

Oh yes. Sorry.

Come, I'll show you.

Sorry. Please come.

You can be informal with me.

- Did I burn your skin?

- No, it's fine.

- How did you like our house?

- Lovely.

I did the interiors.

It's nice.

- Do you know where I bought that?

- Madam, shower.

Yes.

Stop.

Hey you! Come here.

What is it, sir?

Do we pay you play games on the phone?

- No, sir.

- Right.

Sorry, sir.

Sorry...

Does anyone eats the pan

so early in the morning

Get to work.

- Let's go. Idiot.

- (Driver mumbling)

- Actually, the flow isn't proper.

- Okay.

The water stops abruptly.

- Look. It's either hot water or cold...

- Yes...

Ramakant...

See It started!

Then Ramakant gets irritated.

Sorry,

he yelled at you.

He's strict by nature.

When did it start?

He was calm earlier.

These days he's become irritable.

No, I meant the shower.

Oh the shower.

About a month.

Ramakant went out

on business tour last month.

He asked me to get it fixed.

I complained to your company.

They sent 2 technicians

who couldn't fix it.

I doubt if you'll be of help!

Doesn't look like you can fix this.

What?

No, I mean we have another wash room.

There is one. He can bathe in there.

Wonder why he's obsessed

with this bathroom.

Where is the main line?

Aunt Meena asked the same...

Oh no!

Dear god!

Now?

Now?

- Now?

- A new problem.

- Now?

- Paths will change.

- Now?

- You will be in trouble.

Susheela and Sujeet

What are you looking at?

The vast sea in your eyes.

Don't close your eyes.

Come closer.

- Come.

- Oh no.

Don't do that.

Come to me.

- No.

- Come close.

Drive properly.

I'm driving properly.

The guy ahead stopped suddenly.

People here are rash drivers.

What's this?

We're still here!

There's a traffic jam, sir.

We'll take 1.5 hours to reach.

Your house is so far from the office.

- Do one thing.

- Yeah?

Drop me at the station

and get the car to the office.

- You can't get on.

- What?

The trains are crowded at this hour.

People won't let you get on the train.

Don't be too smart.

Drop me at the station.

Okay, as you wish.

Why did leave the phone out!

- I told you, I work in water...

- Me!

Why did I leave it outside?

I don't know.

I didn't ask you!

I was talking to myself.

No...

I like talking to myself.

No, I mean this is stuck.

Move aside.

Let me check.

Fine.

Oh dear.

- Who sneezes like that!

- Sorry.

Let me check what I can do.

Any luck?

Oh no!

What was that?

Oh no! We'll remain stuck forever!

Please open...

Wait, there must be a key.

- Where?

- I don't remember

but let us both look for it.

- Madam, where will we put the key?

- Look. Look.

- Just find it.

- But there's no hole...

- But...

- We'll find it.

Find it.

No, madam.

How will we use the key?

I...

- wash room.

- Quiet.

- Listen...

- Quiet.

It's late...

Om...

Sorry.

- Om...

- Madam, I'm using the wash room. Sorry.

Help!

Help!

What happened?

Help!

Help!

- Hello.

- 3601

Nobody can hear you.

Let's shout together

so people will hear us.

- Will do.

- 1, 2,3

- Help!

- Save us.

Fine, help. 1, 2,3

- Help.

- Save us!

We agreed on 'help'.

Not done.

1,2,3

- Save...

- We are in deep trouble.

Please help us.

Listen, who lives downstairs?

- An old man.

- Let's shout so he can hear us.

No... He went to Dadar this morning.

- I met him.

- Maybe he's back.

Not so soon.

He'll take the bus to the station

- and wait for the train...

- Upstairs?

That flat is vacant.

I told aunt Baby to meet Hagavne...

- Hagavne!

- Hagavne!

- Who's that?

- The builder.

- Where does he live?

- Lulla Nagar,

Vishakhapatnam.

Aunt Baby?

She lives in Kokan and owns a huge farm.

Splendid coconut trees.

- I am like a daughter to her.

- Listen,

Anybody who lives here?

Forget it.

What about the flat 2 floors down?

Some refugees stays there.

Listen, I have two more places to visit.

I will lose my job.

I didn't do this.

I'm not enjoying this.

We must find a way out of this problem.

My boss doesn't know I am here.

As a boss he should be ready

for emergency.

I missed the logic.

Bosses should care about employees.

Madam, I'm worried about something else.

I didn't call mom after reaching office.

She kept calling and I didn't answer.

I didn't call her back.

- How old are you?

- 34.

What?

Help.

- Is 42 good enough?

- Yes.

- Done?

- 42.

- 42.

- Yes.

- Now we'll yell together.

- Yes.

1, 2, 3

- Help...

- I got an idea.

- Let's go inside.

- Let's do as decided.

It's a great idea.

- What are you doing, madam?

- Just wait.

Door...

Madam, you typed gate.

Yes.

Madam, door...

- Let it be.

- Okay.

Just type DOOR.

Okay.

- D...

- Further.

- D

- Okay.

- O...

- Down.

O...

O again.

Where's O?

You just typed it!

We are on it!

- Madam, listen.

- What?

Speak through voice command.

Good idea.

Listen, how can we open

- a door jammed shut?

- Madam...

May I? Please.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

Locked door opening ideas.

Friends, tell me.

Are you trapped in a room?

Madam, he's smart.

Is the lock not opening?

Don't worry.

Don't stress. I am there.

I'll share a solid solution.

- Watch.

- Yes.

Is there a AC in your room?

- The AC is here.

- Yes.

Pick up the AC's remote.

- Turn on the AC.

- Okay.

The AC must be on 24.

- 24...

- Reduce the temperature.

- Reduce?

- 23.

22. 21.

20. Reduce it as much as you can.

And then...

Now do this.

If there a blanket

or a bedspread around you

Take it.

Okay.

And go to sleep.

- To hell with...

- What rubbish!

Try another video.

- Let's try this.

- Yes.

Hello.

I welcome you all to my channel.

Today I'll share

with a very important information.

But for that, you'll have to suscribe..

Sub... Sup... Scub...

Do it later.

Let's say the door is locked.

How to open that door?

At times what happens

is we leave from home in haste

and then we are like...

We leave from home in haste

and the door gets locked.

And you get panic...

Oh no. What she is he doing?

I told my husband to buy me a new stand.

So we leave from home in haste

and we realise that the door is...

Non sense.

A potent remedy for impotency.

Shilajit capsule will blow your minds.

Your vitality. Her madness...

Change it.

Your manhood.

Her sensuality.

Why is it not changing?

Is the camera on?

This is an x-ray.

If you want to open the lock

then it's very easy. Watch.

The information you find on my channel

you will not find it on any other channel.

Watch. Slide it in like this.

You have do this and voila...

Open sesame.

Great.

She made it.

Do you have a X-Ray?

Not like that.

Hold on.

Slide it in and out.

- I'm doing it.

- Pull it.

- Pull?

- Yes.

Another X-Ray?

Is this a hospital?

Bloody hell.

Why isn't she answering?

When will you set the wardrobe?

I am fed up of your clumsiness.

I'll just chuck all my clothes.

Madam, are you angry with me?

For me to be angry with you?

for me to be mad at you?

Need help, madam?

Really? Yes please

He's fed up of my clumsiness!

He couldn't even call a plumber!

Now I'm stuck here.

Ugh!

Madam.

Hey, not bad.

I'm good at it.

I help mom at home.

She's alone.

What are you qualifications?

- I'm a mechanical engineer.

- Wow.

Then why this job?

When you struggle to make ends meet

the first thing you do...

Burn your degrees, right?

I read that on social media.

Amazing stuff.

Sir.

Yes?

I've mailed the pointers.

Should I read it out?

No.

Coffee?

Yes.

I'm sure there are atleast

25 missed calls from mom.

I didn't hear your phone ring even once.

The phone is on the silent mode.

I can see the phone

but cant receive it

I can't get my hands on my phone.

What time does your maid come?

Early morning.

She left already.

She's on leave for 3 days.

Her cousin's getting married.

- They'll go to Nagpur...

- When will your husband return?

In the evening.

Or late night.

I don't know.

Your son or daughter?

We don't have kids.

I'm sorry.

Susheela, I won't spare you today.

Look at that waist!

I'll devour you today.

Susheela, I won't let you get away today.

Susheela!

You can't escape.

I beg you, have mercy.

I beg you.

A woman's honour means everything to her.

I want to have my way with you.

- If I don't have you today...

- No, Subhanrao...

My life would be meaningless...

Subhanrao, don't!

Susheela!

What happened?

I thought you're that man...

Sorry.

Please don't be uncomfortable.

My company knows I am here.

- No...

- I haven't called them yet

because the work is undone

and my phone is outside.

But they know my location.

- Madam, please, it's safe.

- I know.

Women can judge men's instantly.

Wish men could read women just as easily.

When I saw you, I was shocked.

Why?

My first boyfriend Ajit

looked exactly like you.

What?

I thought it was him!

Is that why sir called me Ajit?

Okay.

Anyway,

are you married?

No.

Actually marriage is not a necessity

but you realise that after marriage!

Well, mom is looking for a bride.

Nice.

- That Nakhate...

- Who?

Astrologer Nakhate said the chances

of getting marriage late

- The one who comes on TV?

- Yes.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Welcome to future predictions

by Nakhate.

The first question is from Raviraj

Sardeshpande from Pune.

What?

I'll tell you.

Guruji when will I get married?

Guruji when will I get married?

Guruji when will my life be settled?

Guruji when will my wife come?

- Raviraj, they're all the same questions.

- Agreed.

You see, Raviraj,

you have to wait for the right time.

The right time will come.

Your stars will be favourable

after full moon

paving the way

for your marriage within a year.

Don't give up.

What about my son?

Due to lack of time, let's see

the predictions for all zodiac signs.

Yes.

The first sign is Aries.

Right, my son is Aries.

I always begin with Aries!

The first sign is Aries.

Go on.

People of this zodiac must take the chance

to avoid accident.

Bad things can happen.

Oh god!

Be aware.

Take care of yourself

and take a small break too.

Forget the break!

Where's my phone?

Don't go anywhere, be right back.

Future Predictions by Nakhate.

This brat never answers his phone!

I'm tired of acting as an astrologer.

- Give me something new.

- Like what?

- You're really...

- Hello.

Hello, is that guruji?

Hello, guruji.

Wrong number.

You...

Yes, tell me.

I am Sunanda, Laadu's mom.

- Laadu who?

- How would I know?

I mean Sujeet Sawant.

- Oh Sujeet Sawant.

- Remember him?

Sorry to disturb you

but I saw the Ad before calling.

Which paper did you see my Ad in?

- Get today's papers.

- Here.

No, I mean the break on the TV.

- Bloody hell.

- I called during the commercial break.

That...

What you're watching was shot long ago.

But you just said

people of Aries zodiac might meet

with an accident.

What rubbish! This is too much.

- When did I say that?

- In the show!

Yes, I said that.

Sujeet is not answering

his phone since morning.

- He calls as soon as he reaches office.

- why are you giving me my number?

Today I haven't heard from him at all.

Are you there?

I'm really worried.

Hope nothing will happen to him.

He'll be fine.

Don't worry.

Do one thing.

- Money...

- Money...

- Money?

- Not money.

- Chant god's name.

- Chant God's name.

God, where is my son?

Ajit was always high on life.

He'd always be excited about everything.

He was handsome, energetic

and a great friend.

You know, once I told him late at night

to take me out because I was bored.

He called in half hour

saying we're flying to Goa for 4 days

at 5:30 am.

I'm sorry

but then why didn't you marry him?

The water pours down,

dripping over both our bodies

Let's catch each drop,

and have a little fun

A swift shiver runs,

the tide rises with every touch

Let's get drenched, and have a little fun

All around, the breeze

of desire is flowing

And the mercury of passion is only rising

Come on, let's get naughty naughty,

let's go a little wild

My heart is pounding, thumping

like water, water everywhere

Sometimes cool, sometimes a hottie,

the shower's wild

My heart is pounding, thumping

like water, water everywhere

The door is shut, the latch broken...

time slips out of our grasp

The one I waited for...

finally, the moment has come

A sip at a time, the intoxication builds...

The pleasure of diving deeper and deeper

Let's drop our shyness,

and swing into this youthful high

All around,

the breeze of desire is flowing

Today, let our eyes speak

without saying a word

Come on, let's get naughty naughty,

let's go a little wild

My heart is pounding, thumping

like water, water everywhere

You're the naughty, playful Kilver -

and I'm your almond queen

My heart is pounding, thumping

like water, water everywhere

You're like an aged wine,

And bold a captivating lover

Balance lost, control gone -

come, let's ride this wave

Tell me, how do I resist

The sweet-sweet marks of your lips

You're rosy, I'm rosy -

let's get colored together

All around,

the breeze of desire is flowing

Let's extinguish this burning wildfire now

Come on, let's get naughty naughty,

let's go a little wild

My heart is pounding, thumping

like water, water everywhere

Let's tell the world

our one-of-a-kind love story

My heart is pounding, thumping

like water, water everywhere

Susheela!

Let me check if I find a rod.

Okay.

Found anything?

What?

Where do I keep this?

Keep it anywhere.

Why did you barge in like that?

I thought of a great idea.

What?

3601... Correct?

Yes, lower it properly.

It should fall right outside

the watchman's cabin.

That far?

You can do it.

You do it.

Give it a try.

- Fine.

- Okay.

- Ready?

- Yes.

Bravo.

Oh no!

You shouldn't have dropped it that way.

Blame the wind, not me.

Rubbish!

We need something heavy.

Potted plant?

I had to get them down anyway.

Bring them down carefully.

Pick anyone you like.

It's heavy.

Hold this.

Okay.

- My teacher used to love my handwriting.

- It's heavy, hurry up.

Done.

It's heavy.

Ready?

You throw it.

No big deal.

Hold it and...

What are you doing?

It's heavy.

Lower it gently.

Okay.

Direct.

Paranjpe! Damn you.

- What did you do, madam?

- I didn't do anything.

You asked me to throw it.

- Now?

- Now?

Sir, I was in the garden.

Vedant was playing.

I stepped out on empty stomach.

My child was busy playing.

I went to have snacks outside the garden.

Fine. How old is your child?

Vedant turned 14.

A 14 year old is not a child.

My baby is aged as per his age.

14 year is aged...

Madam, how many legs does he have?

Dog!

How dare you call my baby a dog!

His name is Vedant.

But I can't write a complaint

stating his name.

Why?

A dog named Vedant went missing.

- I'll have to write it like that.

- Do that.

I want to file a complaint.

- Jadhav.

- What?

Look what she has to say.

- Ask her to wait.

- Please wait.

- He'll call you.

- Tell me.

When did this happen?

This morning at 11.

I looked all over but couldn't find him.

Look, you can't file a complaint

for 24 hours.

- Not done...

- 24 hours.

As per rules,

if he isn't found within 24 hours,

then we'll file a complaint.

That's not done.

Rules are rules.

You have to wait for 24 hours.

- Pathare.

- Coming.

- Take her away.

- Come.

Look, I want to meet your head.

Yes, let's go.

I'll let you know when he gets in.

- You can meet him then.

- Don't touch me.

- I'm not touching you.

- Find Vedant.

- Madam?

- Nothing is going to happen if I touch you.

- Madam?

- I'll complain against you.

Come.

Come inside.

- Don't create a fuss.

- Come inside.

- My child is missing.

- Sit.

Thank you.

Tell me.

What's the problem?

- My son is missing.

- Since when?

It's been 25 hours.

Wonder when he returned from Dadar.

What do we do, madam?

He's not moving.

Is he dead?

Don't say that.

I get scared.

Like I enjoy it!

I am on cloud 9!

Why are you scolding me?

I told you to throw the pot.

I am not scolding you. I am scared.

- Shut your eyes.

- Why?

Take a deep breath. You'll feel good.

Shut your eyes and take a deep breath.

Jhante guruji taught me that.

- Have you gone mad?

- It's you who's mad.

You want me to be calm while

we're stuck here!

A man passed out because of us

and you want me to take a deep breath!

- Just calm down.

- No!

Fine.

Do as you please.

Rubbish.

Listen, do we have something

that will cut the lock?

- Cutter.

- Where is it?

I don't remember.

Means?

Look for it.

You're familiar with this room.

You check here, I'll look there.

- Listen.

- Yes.

Look, there's a blue box there.

The cutter must be in it.

Get a stool and check it.

I'll go change.

I'm drenched. I might catch a cold.

A man passed out because of us.

He could be dead

and you're worried about catching a cold!

Stop talking he is dead again and again

It was plastic pot!

If you want to change,

my husband's clothes are here.

They might fit you.

You're also drenched.

See.

What a horrible way to sneeze.

It's disgusting.

- Weird.

- Sorry.

Yuck.

Sorry.

Hey, did you find the cutter?

No, I'm still looking.

The cutter is also broken.

Uncle!

Uncle.

Stop!

What happened?

Come.

Are you here?

- Where are you?

- Here.

- Fits you well.

- Yes.

I'll do it.

- It's okay.

- Let me.

Let me do it.

Please sit.

- Madam, can I keep my wet clothes inside?

- Will do.

You didn't want to change.

I was cold.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to wake him up.

Uncle...

Uncle...

Uncle...

Uncle, can you please sleep inside?

He's not resting. He's unconscious.

- The pot fell on his head.

- Right.

What's the point of doing this?

At least I'm trying to find a way out.

You are only sneezing.

- Aunt Buchale gave me that saree.

- Don't blame me now.

I didn't even sneeze.

It's all my fault.

jeet.

- What are you doing?

- Come into my arms.

I'll show you the seven wonders

of the world.

Come.

After so long.

Sheelu, my baby.

Are you feeling guilty?

Not at all.

Ready to fire up again?

Why not?

C'mon, baby.

Enjoy all you want.

Let the world go to hell.

Sorry, it was a mistake.

Sir, is something wrong?

You look tense since morning.

No...

The presentation...

Don't worry, sir.

You will rock it as usual.

Yes.

Excuse me.

- Hello.

- Go home and ask madam to call me.

Who are you?

Ramakant Paranjpe from 36th floor.

Flat number 3601.

Do you want the whole address?

- Oh no.

- Sit... sit.

There's a power cut

so the landline isn't working.

It should be restored in 5 minutes.

Then I'll go.

Or I'll send Manoj.

- Not him!

- Why?

- You go.

- Okay.

Go when the power is restored.

Go soon.

- I'm waiting for the power to be restored.

- Nonsense.

Do you still have power cuts?

Yes, sometimes.

Actually, Ramakant wanted a

big house away from the city.

Our previous house in Sion

was 30 minutes from his office.

Now he spends 4 hours travelling

to and fro.

Wonder why he likes it here.

I still love our previous house.

I could meet my friends often.

What fun!

No one comes to meet here to meet us.

This is our 4th house in 15 years.

We moved here 1.5 years ago

but it feels like it's been ages.

It's boring as hell.

Let's play a game.

- It'll be fun.

- What?

Come.

I'm worried about that old man.

Don't you remember?

We're not playing monopoly.

We'll ask each other 5 questions

and we have to answer honestly.

Supposedly honest answers.

I'm not playing.

My first question.

Ready?

You have a girl's photo

in your wallet

Who is she?

Why did you check my wallet?

That's your first question!

It fell on the floor.

- Give it to me.

- So I...

- My wallet...

- No...

Wallet...

Who is she?

A friend... aarti

She's cute.

Your turn.

Do you realise the seriousness

of the situation?

Second question done.

I am also worried but can't help it.

Anyway, my turn..

Wait.

What are you looking for?

Why is this Playjoy magazine

under your bed?

You're married.

You asked 2 questions back to back.

- That's 4 questions.

- What to do?

I read it because I'm married.

- Means?

- You won't get it.

What are you doing

in parallel universe right now?

Where?

Parallel universe.

What you wish for

right now in this life

is happening in some other world.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Amazing.

- It is.

Parallel universe.

Wow.

I am with Aarti

in the parallel universe.

In our village.

We live in a small pretty house

on the beach.

In that world.

Nice.

Where are you in the parallel universe?

Solo trip.

Nice.

Have you been on a solo trip?

Yes, with my mom.

Solo... I said solo trip.

No.

Oh man!

You should try it.

I used to go before marriage.

Just take off without any plans.

Explore different places.

No worries about the trains or food

or lodging...

A nice book of poems

and read it anywhere you like.

See yourself in a new light.

It's fun to meet strangers.

Strangers don't judge you

but near and dear ones do.

Wander amidst the nature

and click plenty photos.

Or sit in a quiet cafe

and drink alone staring outside.

Have an occasional drink with strangers.

How about a drink?

Yes.. No!

I'm on duty.

One peg should be fine.

The power is back again

Come. I haven't drunk in months.

I don't remember when I drank last.

Let me check on that uncle.

Okay.

I filled your glass.

Madam...

No thanks.

Why didn't you marry Aarti?

So, all our products of Barwa

are of premium quality.

If we launch a gift hamper

called Barva Premium Bath

then we can gift it

women in our lives.

- Good.

- Right?

- Thank you.

- Yeah, good.

This hamper comprises

three high selling products.

So, the first one is a scrub.

The best part about this product...

This ring...

This hand...

Sheela!

You're still there!

Let go!

- Let go!

- What, sir?

What?

Are you all right, Ramakant?

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

So the scrub...

- Isha, next.

- Yes, sir.

This is the shower gel.

We can go for

our famous lemon aloe fragrance.

- Let's see.

- Nice.

Ramakant, are you okay?

- What happened to him?

- No idea.

Yes, sir.

Then pay attention please.

What's the matter with him?

What?

What's going on here?

What are you saying?

Ramakant, speak clearly.

Bubble bath b*mb.

- We can decide on that later.

- Okay.

Not everyone has bath tubs.

Right.

Just for the presentation.

Okay, let's see.

Don't do that Sheela?

Sheela, don't!

Kamakshi, what's wrong with him?

- What have you done?

- Ramakant!

- Ramakant!

- My eyes are burning.

Ramakant!

Sheela!

Ramakant!

I think you're not feeling well.

We'll postpone the presentation.

Sir...

No, we have to postpone it.

Guys, get back to work.

- Quick.

- Okay, sir.

All right.

Send me the list of the clients

he was supposed to meet.

It's urgent.

Oh my! You're the Inspector

from Crime Story.

- What?

- Answer me.

- Sorry.

- That's not me.

Crap!

I called his office.

He went there in the morning.

Then he went out on an assignment.

He's not answering his phone.

It's been 35 hours.

35?

Fine.

He left for office in the morning

and then went for an assignment.

That means he is not missing.

He hasn't returned home since day before.

Oh dear!

Tell me,

did you two fight before he left?

No. He never fights.

Madam, we'll look for him.

Hope he wasn't mugged.

- Sorry.

- There are many

g*ons in our area.

She was a goon

The only girl among 60 students

studying mechanical engineering.

All the boys were scared of her.

She was a topper.

We'd get along really well.

We were always together

all day long.

Actually,

I didn't realise when I fell for her.

I wanted to confess my feelings

but I was scared

lest she felt otherwise and I'd lose her.

On Rose Day, she proposed Abhi

before the entire college... all of sudden

Abhi who?

The GS of our college.

Abhijeet.

The star of the college.

That's it.

I held on to the friendship

that I feared losing.

I had no other choice.

I lost my dad around that time.

All of a sudden I had to shoulder

his responsibilities

with no time for anything else.

Love demands time, right?

Arti married Abhi and we lost touch.

I never liked any other girl.

To be honest,

I don't know what

made me like her to this day.

But I used to feel amazing with her.

She's the only one I loved.

After her marriage, out of anger,

I got into an affair.

But it was a waste.

Why?

That poor girl saw her future with me

while I kept looking for Arti in her.

Did you two never speak again?

We are in touch since 3-4 years.

We meet occasionally since 1.5 years

but when we do...

Can I have another peg?

Please do.

Thank you.

No water.

When you meet...

Then what? Tell me.

She keeps complaining about her husband.

She shares her sadness with me

and then goes back to her life of sadness.

- She vents out in my presence...

- Is she in an unhappy marriage?

She's putting up with her marriage.

She worries about her child and that's why

she's continuing with her marriage.

Didn't you confess your feelings to her?

No.

- Give.

- Why?

There's no water.

Did she never bring up the topic?

She doesn't know what are in my mind

Women aren't fools.

Really?

Certainly.

Then why don't they marry wisely?

You listen to her patiently.

You should express your feelings too.

Her life is complicated.

Why should I add to her woes?

You should speak to eachother.

Communication is the key.

That's the only solution.

His office sent us a list of clients

he was supposed to visit.

We called them all

and he hasn't visited 4 clients yet.

- One is Sheela Paranjpe from Ambarnath.

- Okay.

She's not answering her phone.

That's where he'll be.

Please check.

He hasn't returned since 45 hours.

Madam, you better go home.

I'll ask Jadhav to go there.

No, I'll go with him.

I haven't seen him in a long time.

All right.

Jadhav, take her along.

- Go with him.

- Okay.

- Come.

- Yes.

Dear god!

His legs are still.

Hope he's alive.

Why did he hide it?

Who? What?

'Shilajit'.

Is it really my fault?

I mean,

after Ajit and I parted,

I thought life had no more surprises.

After the break up, my parents

thought I'd slip into depression.

I wasn't getting any younger.

Ramakant was a suitor

and my parents approved of him.

Thus, I got married.

Ramakant is not bad

but sometimes he gets unreasonable.

I mean, there should be

some level of compatibility.

Don't you think so?

I had an amazing life before marriage.

I ended up feeling everything is over

after marriage.

Could it be that something is wrong

with me?

Perhaps Ramakant doesn't like me.

It's possible.

We tried to adjust with each other

in the hopes of getting there some day

but then it became a routine.

When Ajit in Sion...

Oh!

Oh god!

That's why Ramakant moved

far away from there!

Ajit lived close to my previous house.

We met a couple times after marriage.

But Ajit didn't like...

I mean Ramakant didn't like

that I met Ajit.

After that

I never met Ajit.

Ajit was my friend.

A dear friend.

How could I end our friendship?

Neither of us is bad.

Nothing bad is happening in our marriage.

But I feel

empty from within.

Empty.

I'm sure he too is struggling.

But he won't express it.

To be honest,

we're just living together.

No intimacy.

Perhaps if we had a child

I wouldn't bother about these things.

I'd have purpose in life.

Calm down.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I'm really sorry.

I think you too should speak up.

Bottled up feelings lead to bitterness.

You're blaming yourself

for your lifeless marriage.

Perhaps Ramakant sir blames himself.

I don't know if I should say this.

Don't get me wrong

but having 'shilajit'' isn't all that bad.

Each person tries to deal

with his weakness in his own way.

This kind of complex affects

a man's confidence

rather it hurts his ego.

Often times it's all in the mind.

Medicines can heal you temporarily

but communication

is the only solution to mental issues.

You need to communicate.

Communication is the only solution.

We wisen up when giving advice to others

but struggle to solve our own problems.

The old man's legs are not visible...

His legs are not visible!

- Uncle!

- Uncle!

Dear god!

- He's not there.

- Uncle,

- when did you return from Dadar?

- Listen...

- Is that important? Find the man.

- Uncle!

Open the door.

- Who's it?

- Uncle.

Oh dear.

It must be him.

- Uncle.

- Uncle.

Is nobody home?

Uncle!

- Uncle!

- We're stuck.

We're stuck here, uncle.

Wonder where Paranjpe is!

Uncle!

Maybe he went to the watchman!

That's a good things.

He'll know we have a visitor

- who hasn't left yet.

- Yes.

But I didn't sign the register.

Why?

Because the watchman wasn't there.

You should've signed the register.

Was I supposed to find the watchman

and sign the register?

This is all your fault.

Me?

No, me.

Stop.

- Stop.

- Yes, Mr Joshi.

Don't bang on the car.

Step out right away.

- Quick.

- Okay.

Come out.

- What's the matter?

- Come, I'll tell you.

Come here.

Samant, we'd decided in the last meeting

nobody should keep potted plants

in the balcony.

Didn't we?

We'll take that up in the next meeting.

If we wait for you to do that,

they could k*lled me!

What rubbish!

I survived because I was lucky.

- Who did that?

- A pot fell from Paranjape's house

right on my...

Oh dear!

It fell on my head.

- Pot?

- And a saree too.

- What?

- Yes.

Samant?

Yes, Samant?

A pot fell from your house

into Mr Joshi's balcony.

Really?

Where was he? In the club?

He was in the balcony

- and the pot fell on his head.

- Yes.

He passed out!

- Oh dear.

- That's true.

Is he all right?

And the saree...

- Yes.

- A saree also fell.

A saree also fell on his head.

Saree?

I'll be there soon.

Okay, meet him when you do.

- I can hear something

- Yes.

Door...

What?

The door...

The door is open.

I'll get my clothes.

Hello, I'm Rajyog paints

- Yes I reached.

- Stop.

Yes.

Okay.

Watchman!

Didn't you give the message to my wife?

- I'm going there.

- Now?

I called you long ago.

Fine.

What is all this?

Where is my phone?

Oh no!

What's this?

People press all the buttons!

Sorry...

- Take care.

- You too.

Do speak.

You too.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

Bye.

Bloody hell.

- Who sent you?

- Rajyog paints.

- Where to?

- Rajyog Paints.

Okay.

Sheela! Where are you?

Why didn't you answer my calls?

The pot and saree...

- Laadu, I'm here.

- Pull over.

Mom...

Police?

Laadu, you idiot!

Mom, why did you come with the police?

Mom!

- Laadu...

- What's going on?

Why did you come here?

Why didn't you answer the phone?

Am I baby?

- I didn't answer the phone for 5 hours...

- What?

4-5 hours?

- Madam, you said 45 hours.

- Quiet.

You lied.

- C'mon, mom.

- Let's go.

Nakhate guruji spoke

of an impending accident.

Don't listen to that man.

Shut up.

Let's drive back.

I'm sure you haven't eaten all day.

So, you are having a bad breath

- Let's go have tea.

- Okay.

Mom, why do you worry so much?

- Laadu, why didn't you call me?

- How is your face?

- I said I'm sorry.

- You didn't answer.

What are you looking for?

Ramakant,

we need to talk to each other

- Thank you.

- Okay, madam.

Hi.

- Hi.

- Sorry I'm late.

Did I keep you waiting for long?

No.

How are you?

Well, why did you call me urgently?

Why on Valentine's Day?

It didn't occur to me.

Last week has been hectic.

What now?

Nothing much.

Actually a lot.

Leave it

Tell me, why did you call me?

What?

Jeet, do you have something to say?

I love you.

I know it's too late to say that.

Aarti, I mean...

What did you say?

I love you.

Finally, you said it.

I know this won't make sense

but I like you, Aarti.

I know you're married and have a child.

It's of no use but

but

I just want to collect some good memories.

Jeet...

Are you getting late?

No, it's okay.

We'll speak later.

Forget what I just said.

Forget it.

Let's meet for breakfast tomorrow.

No, I've to see a lawyer.

Lawyer?

Why?

We're separating.

Wow!

Jeet!

Sorry.

Excuse me, ma'am, can I take this chair?

Yeah, sure.

Shila...

- Jeet, you!

- Oh no!

Sorry, everybody.

No! Not for me.

This is not mine.

It came to me.

I'll explain.

I went on a work call this morning.

I met a woman there.

I mean she was in that house

and we got stuck in the bedroom.

The door got locked

I mean the handle fell off...

I mean fell inside...