Twenty Something (2021)

[GabrielAlejo2341]

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Don't worry, my little sis is legit.

In fact, it's her birthday today!

-I see that. Congrats.
-Thank you! All right, girl, let's go.

Whoo! Let's party!

Hey, Alex, the birthday girl is here.

-Hey!
-(LAUGHS)

I'll have the usual.

So, how you feelin', Miss Twenty-One-Year-Old?

-Uh...
-Oh, want me to pick somethin' for you?

-Well, um...
-Wait, no. Sorry, I forgot, you grown.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yeah.

NICOLE: I love the drinks they have.

We're lucky we got in at this time.

Usually, it's crowded on the weekends.

-(BABY COOING)
-You know, we got the good...

No! You had sweets earlier.

Uh, Gia, are you feelin' okay?

Yeah, yeah, totally fine.

Actually, can you excuse me for a second?

I gotta go potty...

I mean, restroom.

I've gotta go to the restroom.

M'kay. Hurry back!

(IN SING-SONG VOICE) After this, we're hitting the disco!

I can't wait.

-(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-Woah!

(PANTING)

(SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION)

-(GROANING)
-Woah!

Jeez, we're a mess.

What is wrong with us today?

God, Ten, can we be any more embarrassing?

(SCOFFS) Why don't you drive then, Sixteen?

Ew, are you serious?

You saw what happened earlier.

-(ALARM BEEPING)
-Mom...

Well, it's not like I'm that much better.

Finished.

-(COOING)
-No!

-We all know what happens when you drive.
-(SIGHS)

(ONE SLURPING)

(BURPS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Ugh, we should just give up.

Hide in here for the rest of our life.

No! What are we saying?

We're an adult now.

This is what we've been training for.

We are a beautiful, strong, mature, twenty-one-year-old woman.

-Yeah.
-We are going to shake our bottom on that dance floor, we're going to stay up past our bedtime...

-Yeah!
-And we are going to kiss our youth goodbye 'cause this is Gia's night!

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

(GURGLING)

(SIGHING GRIMLY)

NICOLE: Oh, there she is! Hey!

Ready?

-(COOS)
-On it.

(GRUNTING)

-Ooh, I see you.
-(GASPS)

Hey! Come on!

Hey! Come on, girl, you got it!

(VOCALIZING)

(GROANING)

Yeah.

-Sorry. My bad.
-Woah. It's not...

No, it's all right. Hey, you wanna dance?

Uh, well, I...

(GASPS)

Yes! Move over, One. I'm driving.

(ONE COOING)

-Aah! Huh...
-Uh, all right.

Yeah, that's a little close, but...

Oh, okay.

(WHISPERS) Marry me.

(GURGLING AND GROANING)

-Ah! (CLEARS THROAT)
-Sorry...

Actually, I'mma head out. See ya, kid.

Way to go, Sixteen.

Oh, my God, wait. I can fix this.

Let's go back and talk to him.

What? No! We're going back to Nicole.

The plan, remember?

-Forget the plan!
-No, that way!

-Okay, move over. I'm done with you!
-Nah-uh!

Gia? Girl, where are you? Gia?

I swear, you're so annoying!

I know you are, but what am I?

-SIXTEEN: Stop!
-TEN: You're not the boss of me.

-You don't know what you're doing.
-Come on, guys, stop!

SIXTEEN: Hey, I can't help how I feel.

Hey.

Are you okay?

-(BURPS)
-Argh, no!

No!

(WHIMPERING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(GASPS) Okay, okay, back up, back up.

Nothin' to see here. Go on.

-Oh, Gia.
-Just leave me alone.

(SOBBING)

(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)

NICOLE: Gia? Gia?

Are you in here crying on the toilet?

No.

Yes.

NICOLE: Hey, it's gonna be okay.

No, it's not.

Ever since I became an adult, everything's been a mess.

I don't know what I'm doing.

And I'm worried I never will.

NICOLE: You, too, huh?

Girl, bein' an adult is always a mess.

Whatever. You make it look so easy.

NICOLE: Did I ever tell you about the time I peed myself at a concert?

(LAUGHING)

NICOLE: Tell anyone about that and it's over.

And you do know what you're doing.

You're paying off your car, you moved out of the house, you got a full-time job.

Come on. Don't be so hard on yourself.

You'll get better at it.

Besides, I think you're turning into a pretty decent adult.

Are you good?

Yeah. I'm good.

(PLEASANT SONG PLAYING)

All right. Let's do this.

That's my girl. Let's go.

(GIGGLING)

Ooh. She is back! Girl!

-Boy, bye.
-(SCOFFS) Ooh!

What?

-Hey!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

Okay.

FEMALE: Whoo! Yeah!