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02x05 - Episode 9 & 10

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vegetable Soup". Aired: September 22, 1975 – December 14, 1978.*
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02x05 - Episode 9 & 10

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and now today's adventure of outer scope to the Peking clue never saw sealable

mr. coffee remembers a lot about sailor bull when he was with the chinook ox but it doesn't sound like very good news

what happened some of the crew members

attacked him trying to get the gold medallion it was a fight and he was oh

no don't tell me he died at sea halfway around the world gee I hate to say it

but I think but you're absolutely right no clues Norma dying no Willy and Henry

we've hit a dead end what do we do now

we're out of clues might as well give up it sure looks that way

not so fast you guys that's the wrong attitude Wendy hi hi kids

hi mr. Cuffy this is my history teacher mr. Holmes he wants to learn about our

history so he could teach it in class and I thought he could begin right here with the gold medallion story hi how are

you well pleased to meet you but I'm afraid we've arrived at a dead end but

maybe there's something else so another clue that might help right apparently built Oprah died at sea all

the way over in China but maybe he gave the medallion to someone first well maybe he didn't die mr. coffee can you

think of anything else one thing is my grandfather petered when ever he told the tale what was that the

name of the ship sailor bill was on at the time the ship was called the pay key

the ping King do you know it well now it may not be the same ship but the odds

are too old setting ships like that having the same name are quite remote oh you know what about it mr. Holmes can

you tell us something about it I'm better than that Wendy I know where it is you mean it still exists you're

kidding where is it when New York Harbor New York are birth they're called the Peking the ship's log is

still there and it's open to the public we've got to read that log for a clue to what may have happened back then you're

right they're here great there may be something in the log or maybe somewhere else aboard the ship that may be helpful

that's it that's our next stop all right this is really getting excited you kids

might just find that hey before you go you've gotta watch the Thunderbird American Indian Ganges

they're gonna put on quite a show yeah I want to watch this - I do you know this is going on oh yes and everybody knows

when the Thunderbird dancers are gonna perform it's a regular event

[Music] like this too oh sure I first came here

when I was only two years old all dressed up just like these people here but I didn't really learn the dances

till I was five now you see the public

has been invited because this festival is a social affair for most traditional dances are religious events and they are

private my friends and I we like to

dance to other music - you know the kind here on the radio but this kind of

dancing is special is traditional something that everybody in the community can join in on

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[Music] Randall getting late I think we better

be going okay I'll come with you oh you don't have to do that's okay I'll be back

before the dance is over besides you may need some help finding the a tsk oh no sweat lending I'll be

able to find it easy maybe Edgar but if you don't mind let's

let Wendy help us [Music]

I'll need you girls back at the ship why I go run off like that you've got to

understand Edgar Wendy yeah he always tries to over protect us and show us how good and competent he is right he means

well like right now he's looking for the ship to prove he can find it without help from anybody especially a girl oh I

see but I like the way you stick up for each other and help one another and I'd

really like to thank you for helping me with my school problem that's okay Wendy we were glad to

well this is safe and sound great I

won't do a vet Chris hiding inside well let's go find out

Wendy could we ask you one more favor sure what is it could you please be on

the lookout for Henry and Willie and if they show up could you tell them where we went okay

well I guess it's goodbye thanks again

Wendy sure and all of you know how grateful I am Eleanor Wendy Edgar's not here he must

have gotten lost [Music]

next time Willie and Henry make a discovery and now for the big job Long

John spoilsport long johns foil sport is my name sabotaging the job hard is my

game all of you out there who are playing along will soon be singing a very sad

song so here we go my fine feathered friend you will see a lot of my

rottenness before this show ends and yeah and now the host of our show sue

Taylor [Applause]

hi kids welcome to the big job hunt our contestants today will be from school

too

and from the Martin Luther King School

now let's pick today I've got a question I know you have hundreds of them not

those kind a real one a question from the soul of max okay max what is it I

come from a good family I had a fine education what am I doing here wasting

my life worrying about a creep like Long John spoilsport yeah max you can't let

the spoil sports of the world get you so depressed you may be right but I'm going to ask my agent to find me

another gig please reconsider max don't be so hasty I don't know we'll see we're

glad to have you with us now will each of you tell us your name and what you would like to do when you grow up schools to start first please

starting with you Karen my name is Karen Tucker and when I grew up I wanted to be a librarian a

librarian and how about you James my name is James Cooper when I grew up I

want to be a movie star a movie star how about you rabbit my name is Robert Delaney when I grow up I want to be a

pilot a pilot thank you very much now let's hear from the Martin Luther King school Cory my name is Cory Lyons I

wanna be a nurse a nurse and how about you Deirdre my name is Deidre Howard and I want to be a singer a singer and you

William my name is William Morales now grow up I want to be a lawyer a lawyer thank you very much now contestants

please listen carefully to the rules of the game the object of the game was to guess the mystery job max will pick the

category and the questions questions are worth points at the end of the round the team with the most points gets the

chance to see a clue and to guess the mystery job now for you kids who are playing at home I've got a word of

warning watch out for a Long John spoilsport he'll be up to his old and

dirty tricks hard at his habit of trying to confuse you so watch out

yeah now for round one next pick us a

category please get ready teams [Applause]

the category is sports thanks max you're

welcome this question is worth 10 points Pele is best known as a

hands off the buzzer teacher yes Theodore a soccer player

[Applause] that's right the answer is be a soccer player and you now have ten points now

let's move right along to our second question max pick us a category please I just talked to my agent What did he say

he offered me a job in Denver what kind

of job max would you believe a parking meter a parking meter I think max has

flipped these gears ready teams

the category is beyond thank you max

this question is worth 10 points comedian humorist actor and radio

announcer of Native American heritage this star once quipped my ancestors

didn't come over on the Mayflower they met the boat he was a J Silverheels

B Will Rogers C Red Cloud or D Rolling

Thunder hands off the buzzer yes Deirdre rollin

[Music] I'm sorry that is not the right answer

the answer was B bill largest but the score is Martin Luther King school ten

points to school two's no points

okay max and now for some more questions I'm going to Denver I don't care what

you all say I've made up my mind

this is Kronos my monsters machine ugly as sin and twice as me steal put that

match to shame spoilsport will now I'll control this game yeah max

you can't leave us with that terrible Cronus that's your problem I've had it

let's get this show rolling I've got to catch a plane okay max

please give me the question now

panelists I'm going to ask you five true and false questions each question is worth five points the first question is

number one a black man was one of the four men who completed the first trip by Europeans across what would become the

United States deirdre well I'm sorry it's true

estheban in 1536 a black more sl*ve was one of the four Spaniards who trekked

across the southern United States and Mexico number two Jose Feliciano is a singer

musician hands off the buzzer yes for a singer is it true or false true

number three a lyricist is a person who writes words to music

hands off the buzzer yes Karen true that's right a lyricist number four

Charles drew a black American pioneered in the development of blood plasma hands

off the buzzer yes Karen Paul now I'm sorry it's true he lived from 1904 to 1950 and the fifth and last

question biology is the study of animal life hands off the buzzer yes James Falls

sorry it's true biology is the study of animal life but the score is Martin

Luther King school 15 points to schools twos five points

Martin Luther King school you are ahead with 15 points so you get the first crack at today's mystery job keep your

eyes on Max's eye okay max show us the clue

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[Music] okay panelists remember you can talk it

over with your teammates me for our answering but you have ten seconds to name the mystery job start the countdown

max watch now Chronos and you'll see how

a lot of these kids can be the buzzer

yes Deirdre the truck drivers a truck driver [Music]

sorry that is not the answer I don't

like that Chronos a bit I'm sure you don't max but like him or not he's going

to be your replacement okay now teams were going to move into our

second and final round the super bonus question this question is worth 50 points the team that gets this right

wins the next chance to see a clue and to name the mystery job okay teams are

you ready yeah let's have the question max

a category assistant thanks max the

Great Wall of China was built during the Qin Dynasty to a keep the people of

China from travelling be keep northern tribes out of China see provide work for

the people or D to divide the country in half hands off the buses yes it's C excuse me

bee bee

[Applause]

what is right the answer is B keep northern tribes out of China the score

is now Martin Luther King school 15 points to school twos 55 points

[Applause]

[Music] okay school - this is your chance to see

a clue and name the mystery job remember if you guess incorrectly Martin Luther King school will get the last

opportunity to see the clue and to name the job okay max let's see okay

panelists remember you can talk it over with your teammates before answering but you have ten seconds to name the mystery

job start the countdown max yes James

stands off cousin farm a farm man what do you mean by farm head like a ranch

[Applause]

that's right congratulations you won the big job like school - it sure is

you know sue maybe this job isn't so bad after all you mean you'll stay at least

for a while that Chronos would give us machine such a terrible energy why

you're smiling low down you would find me good riddance to that pair now as

you'll see in this film life is very different for a real-life rancher like Alex DS than for a movie cowboy mr. Dees

is very proud of the cattle he raises a new breed which he helped developed called the Brandes ok max show us the

film my name is Alex please and my

grandfather came to this part of the country from Tulsa Oklahoma in 1923 and

my dad came out here and they homesteaded and as it sound now that my brothers and

I we own this ranch we raise bring his cattle here these cattle are a little

high strong and some of these dogs will attack you when they have this fall

change because they are protecting that baby calf which is good do you want to

protect the calf keep the Coyotes and dogs and stuff away from the calf I was watching up

developing this fine breed this is a brainiest bull he's 24 months old he weighs 4

Proxima 1700 pounds driving along from the road looking over the herd I can detect any problem

amongst my cattle hello dr. Walker Ian this is dr. Bruce Walker which is our

and veterinarian dr. Wolper is the ones that certify all our papers to get into

shows and also under sale these bulls that we are working today Bulls that

getting ready for our sale and Tucson this week we built this herd fern from

$0 so we have won several grand champion

awards throughout the country and we have been competing against millionaires

[Music] my two sons and I enjoy our team roping

let's check on the steer catching this the head and they the other person

catching the heel this is my wife Phyllis and my daughter Cynthia and my

youngest son Keith which is gonna be awhile before I'll be able to get him started broken when my kids grow up bye

like all parents that they would be interested in bringing us on the other

hand I think that they should pick up some feel that they like and really

gonna put the heart in regardless whereas raisin brainiest are certain in the office whatever they do I encourage

them to be the best now I really truly enjoy working develop and bring his cattle this is what I do and this is

what I live it's a w*r time here in the big job hunt and the grand prize the max

trophy goes to school to and to our fine

runners up the Martin Luther King school here's our consolation prize the minimax trophy thanks for being here and we'll

see you next time right here on the big job

I'll be back you wait and see bringing a bag full of badness with me yeah right

yes okay the first thing is gonna have to do is cut the spare ribs small oh do

you cut it two at a time no we're gonna kind of one by one rib we can fit the

knife into a little slit just kind of work it down let me stop this one here this is a fleshy one Wow

there's bones for the rundown okay are you gonna cut the fat yeah we're gonna

cut the fat okay now it's dotted watch your hands Pat and I gonna take these over to the

sink relieve Sabrina you and Gregory here to cut the rest of these okay yeah

just running under just kind of rub it make sure you get enough any kind of grip that may be in there from

[Music]

[Music] trichinosis it's a disease that pigs

carry in their meat it's a little worm so when you cook your pork you gotta make sure you cook up well it done so

that you don't pass the trichinosis off from their meat to yourself so we're gonna make sure that we clean it that we

scrubbed it make sure we cook it for a long enough time and we've gotten most of the excess fat put it on about 375

for at least an hour now comes what they say separating the cooks

from the cooks vinegar in there okay all

right okay okay yeah that's a good one

all right to be a little bit tangy and sweet to enjoy okay

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No smells good how about a Patrick we're

gonna do this the real way finger-licking kind of way hmm not bad

if I do say so myself you can try it

yourself when you got the time and when you're finished you can eat what you've

done [Music]

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and now today's adventure of outer scope - Willy and Henry make a discovery it's

time for the kids to say goodbye to Wendy and fly off in search of an old sailing ship the pea came it's the only

clue they've got - the gold medallion well I guess it's goodbye

thanks again Wendy sure and all of you know how grateful I am Eleanor Wendy Edgar's not here he must

have gotten lost oh no not Edgar - and he's lost I'll

quit medallion isn't worth all this wait Eleanor it can't be that far off

he's probably just a little confused you two work on getting the ship started I'll look for him oh where is he

Wendy's right we might as well start it it takes a while to warm it up yeah good

idea [Music]

aha I told you I could find it without any help thank goodness

hurry up Edgar let's get going nice work Edgar you all take care come back and

see me if you ever get a chance sure thing Wendy bye hello Edgar nice to

see you we're ready for blast-off [Music]

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boy I can hardly wait to see that me too wow that's really something hey King

still around after all this time yeah but maybe it's not the same ship sure

it's the same ships in here I bet we find a medallion too but if it were that

easy Edgar wouldn't the medallion be long gone by now after all that time in probably years oh

please don't say that Cynthia it might not be gone after all the map and the

diary were hidden for a long time sure but if standard bill died at sea the odds are the medallion went down

with him well maybe you didn't drown when he went overboard that seems like a

long shot you know in the middle of the ocean and all well we'll just have to wait to see what the ping King can tell

us boy it sure smells nice around here well

that's because the apples in this orchard are getting ripe look some of them have already started to fall off

the trees oh yeah that's right hey can I have another look at that map oh yeah

sure you see you but yeah they're still there I know that there but what are they

doing nothing they're just looking at the maps go no calm down

really look there's writing on the back of the map there is let me see what did

say really well let's see the minute I signed the board to be king Don King and his two unruly friends

notice the medallion under my shirt I started to pester me about it I knew

then my life was in danger and the safety of the medallion at stake it was lucky that Charlie had signed for two I

knew he was my friend I took the medallion off the chain and gave it to him in a hankie

he said he would hold it in trust for me until I could reclaim it if the change

still around my name I slipped up on d*ck I was prepared when the attack came

we struggle intensity we hit the water together but when I surfaced he was nowhere around it was only a matter of

hours before i passing chinese chunker and my cries and rescued me oh what a close call yeah I'll say

I wonder if he ever saw Chun Li again oh I don't know Henry let's see I don't

know sounds like a wild goose chase to me you wouldn't know a wild goose if it came up at bicha I would let it but a

chant they are cashing in some real dog yeah but they said the thing somewhere in China listen listen to this Henry the

first ship from China heading back east was much second owned by the time we got to Mexico I knew the language quite well

I loved the people even more but yeah I was in Mexico dr. medallion

I knew chun-li would keep it safe but would I ever find him Mexico Mexico

that's almost as far as China right well not quite but it's still quite a ways

away I mean this map isn't gonna tell us anything about where the medallion I told you is a wild goose chase

chase let's go steal sign yeah

or make us feel bad [Music]

you sure that's all really that's all the righty Henry but there's something here better than anything we could ever

hope for oh what's that it's a drawing a good sketch of what the medallion looks huh

let me see but what good does it do it

your great-grandfather sailor bill is in Mexico and Chumlee whoever years has the

medallion well I guess you're right handed it does seem kind of hopeless still I get up feeling that this

pictures gonna come in handy looks like it's gonna clear up at oh

let's go look at that North orchard okay

[Music]

next time kareha and daughter

[Music]

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[Applause]

here you go have fun

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Nigel Nigel [Music]

it's nice to have you back [Music]

where Bart went Tito

can't be Martin's mom and dad helped to pull you

through all the things that you and Mark had to do to prove to your friends and to all the rest at stake or boy being

different can be missed Nigel

jool your Martin's friend [Music] but sometimes close friendships have to

[Music] now they're grown both buoyance me

and Martin has a choice he has to make [Music]

my name is Martin I've come to see my friend Scott who's in charge at the zoo to talk to him about my pet boa Nigel

Scott has some new helpers one of them is a boy and now Eddie I told you as

soon as I know as much about snakes as you guys my mom's gonna get me one he'll be ready

soon I wonder if his mom will Scott I'm trying to tell you I need a snake sitter right away

snake sitter yeah I just found out we're going to Switzerland for two weeks I need someone to leave Nigel with he's

shedding and he's in a rotten mood do you think you could keep him here well I'd have to get permission from the

director I bet I can keep him if my mother would let me oh no man you're not ready for a shed and yet and your mother

wouldn't appreciate a quick decision let me think Martin hey Scott I really think

that Garret I could be pretty good snake cities don't you of course what's the matter with me Martin meet Larry and

Gary Brodie hi hi there probably is knowledgeable about snakes as I oh come

on Scott that's impossible no really they have a great collection of snakes in their basement and it's like a small

zoo down there well it's just a hobby but we do spend a lot of time money and money everything we make goes into our

collection do you like to see it yeah that would be great of course I pay what's a good snake

sitting fee Scott hey don't get me involved in and I know you guys can work it out I just honest wage is your

sitters place where you'll join some cousins in a tiny space Martin feels uneasy in this part of town he should

know that Brodie twins won't let [Music]

hey what's up so where's your name don't bother trying to find that kids around you're only

messed it up mailman knows where we are let's come on in

oh wow I've never seen one like that

yeah it's an Indian python it's 11 feet long outrageous snake and you got taste

man all right hey get down to business

at the snake collection right

let's take the bottom out best coach in the house just for Nigel cause it's warm

and I got some instructions here for you

mr. Mehra you didn't trust us don't you know all snake sitters get instructions know what's calling you man where's the

heat what happened I just woke up I don't know well if it's this cold in the basement you better go get some blanket

you better believe it carry the snakes need 70 degrees it's time to start worrying yeah this one

here won't do it alone maybe we had a Bible more tomorrow with what you know we don't get paid till Friday ma doesn't

have it look Larry we took knowledge alone as our response okay okay you know

we have to save these snakes so let's start putting blankets over them did you have one for my room yeah I'm doing the

very best I can with your mantle money I get out of here in this low range you expect me to reform miracles you'll just

have to take what's going on but mr. Towler you can't expect us to freeze to death can we hope that if that furnace is so

old that it breaks down I call a guy to come in and repair he's got other jobs when he gets him done he's gonna do this

one look I'm a busy man I got you a repairmen to fix the place and that's all I'm gonna say what are we gonna do

we've got to do something I've got to call Scott this time he's got to take the snakes in well tell the director

that it's an emergency right Scott maybe he will do something to help us he's told me over and over

again how much you guys have helped it to do hey we might be able to get some publicity out of this and mr. teller

hates publicity hey hey hey hey no pictures no pretty hey hey don't no no pictures

come on boys you don't have to I'm gonna get why do you bother these nice people

at the zoo he's not gonna give you heat tonight for sure didn't want to take that chance let's go

gods the director mustn't often so how did it go Nigel's fine everybody

loves him everybody and everybody stops at his square and Sam how does everyone get down in your basement well that's

what I wanted to tell you he's not in my basement anymore where is he he's at the Crystal Park Zoo

with Scott but he say that's good but why well you see I had a little trouble

with the heat my house the landlord's dragging his feet about just fixing the furnace so I called Scott and we took

the animals to the zoo hey I'm really

sorry about my what happened know what the scary are we got sick it was the only thing we could do yeah hey thanks

for coming through man well you know Larry and Gary would rather k*ll themselves than neglect nagi yeah well I never doubted it okay so

where's Nagy where is he oh sorry I just took him out so he can get a little

extra Sun so he did shed he looks great Eddie I guess you know what you're doing

after all sure he likes me a lot you know March Nadja has grown a lot

since I last saw him and Eddie's spoiling him he spends more time with Nigel than any of the other snakes here

so what are you guys doing about the landlord nothing we can do mom talked to him and he promised us heat tomorrow

I'll believe that when I see it if he fixes that something else a break then

we'll find him again what you guys need is a lawyer my uncle's a lawyer maybe I'll talk to him he'd do it for nothing they have to be

mom can't afford a lawyer but I still have a problem with Nigel I don't see how I can keep him why not well my

transfer to prep school came through and I'll be leaving in a couple months hey that's great Martin that's what you

always wanted isn't it yeah but I can't take a snake to prep school why not besides I have to find a permanent home

for him I'd like to find someplace where I can visit him well I can't imagine you wanting a minute Zoo you know he's a pet

and I don't think you'd be very happy and then there's always Eddie Eddie Eddie who me I'm Eddie

I mean I can be a good father to Nigel you a father well maybe more

brother but I know I could take good care of him and I could go to Scott for advice and I've been reading and

learning and everything and there's plenty of room for an aquarium besides I love him that's the most important thing

I'd only give Nyjah to someone who loves him you know Martin I think you should give Nigel to Eddie he's been a friend for a

long time and I know he's gonna take good care of it as long as you remember that I've got visiting rates forever

I'll let you adopt Nigel when the time comes [Music]

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[Music] once upon a time in a faraway land there

was a poor couple who lived in a small cottage by the sea every day the woman

tended the vegetables and herbs in their garden while her husband caught fish for

their meals although they little the couple used a great deal of imagination

in preparing their meals flavoring them with herbs and spices from the garden and salt taken from the sea my dear you

are the best cook in the land in another part of the land far from the sea was

the Palace of the Queen every night the lords and nobles from throughout the kingdom would feast at great banquets

these dinners are all starting to taste the same to me the Queen's chefs

certainly do lack imagination yes it's a pity all her wealth in all this food yet

it's also tasteless the criticism of our guests troubled the Queen deeply the

next morning she sent for the Royal scribe and so a stream of messengers

went out to every part of the land in search of the chef who could bring the art of imaginative cooking to the palace

time passed and one by one they returned with nothing except for the Queen's two

favorite messengers they had ventured all the way to the sea

yes my friend and I have been traveling for many days we're exhausted

not to mention starved he hasn't let me stop to eat since the last village could

you possibly sell us some food we were just about to have our dinner we'd be

glad to share what we have yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah meanwhile at the palace though Queen was despondent nothing any of her court

jesters did could console her a couple humble delicious so off with the Queen

in search of the couple's secret of good taste [Music] arise my subjects

I have heard reports from my messengers the one who smells and tastes that

emanate from your kitchen I have come to see for myself if these tales are true

the couple worked feverishly using their herbs and spices a hundred different

ways and then came the moment for the Queen to take her first bite now let's see

what those fussy dukes have to say friends if you will give my chefs the

secret of your kitchen you shall have your heart's desire but the couple

politely refused any reward they explained that their secret was really

no secret at all they had simply learned to use what they had in new and different ways the Queen was so excited

that she begged him to come live with her at the palace thank you your majesty but we are

content with our life here by the sea they gave the Queen spices and salt to

take back to the palace she knew she had learned a valuable lesson that all her money could not buy with a poor couple

through ingenuity and hard work were able to give her [Music]

why don't you make up

[Applause] [Music]

day

hi my name is Africa culture my friends call me all here for short I am 12 years

old and live in Rego Park New York right now I'm on my way to play punch ball in

Flushing Meadow Park these are my best girlfriend Gladys's family is from

hailey in the Caribbean islands my L family is from Central America this family is from Europe and Karen's family

is from Florida my family is from Ghana in West Africa my friends and I feel

that we elect our mini United Nations since we all come from so many different places after we were all together we had

a race to see who would get to the punch ball field first last one to the field is a rotten egg as soon as we got to the

playing field we chose up sides the game was growing inspiring took grass thought she tagged

me out before I touched second day my two teammates Beth and my L came to my

defense and then Karen who was on glasses teams jumped in after the game I

asked the girls to come home and sneak to have lunch ghanaians style this is my mother

that's me serving the beef and peanut butter soup fufu which is something like

a dumpling is usually made from cassava root but my mother made these from mashed potato and potato starch then we

all wash their hands for the next treat the African etiquette of eating with our fingers we had the fried plantain which

was sweet and tastes like fried banana for dessert when it was time to go my

mother and I had taught my friends how to say yeah ba which means goodbye and

God God is one of the seven man language is spoken in Ghana yeah ba

what would you do how would you be

[Music]

birthday party mom Jenny I don't know her parties are usually so fancy and I

don't have anything nice to wear well that shouldn't stop there Jenny Susan won't care but someone might laugh at my

clothes no they won't doesn't matter what you wear anyway it's what you are that

counts I know it but I wish I could get a new

dress what would you do if you couldn't afford to buy something you wanted I

would ask a friend to lend me the money I probably have to do without it I'd ask

my mom for the money I would save up what would you do today

why don't you make a new friend today

[Music]

[Applause] what would you do if you had a duck sir

leave us alone can't you go away you're not one of us you're not our kind if it

happened to you you think you'd mind well what would you think if giraffes

went neat with the other animals because they weren't as me shits away someone

looks for talks to eat decide who he talks to although he meets we should be

glad that we're not all the same if we were we'd be playing a whole different

game we'd spend all our time trying to tell who is who instead of us learning about me and Bill

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pass the ball pass the ball soup