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01x09 - Episode 17 & 18

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Vegetable Soup". Aired: September 22, 1975 – December 14, 1978.*
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Episodes are made up of a mix of live action, cartoon, puppetry, and mixed-media segments.

01x09 - Episode 17 & 18

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and now today's adventure of outer scope one collision well we're all forget on

another adventure and I wonder where we're going this time wow we really

pulled it off the game worked perfectly it made the troopers find out how awful

it feels to be laughed at and the young'uns learned that bullies aren't happy either and so they all stopped

playing the game and decided it was much better to be equal just like you hope they would Cynthia

and now they're all happy gee I'm really glad they're happy now but still what's

wrong Henry gosh y'all know I want to go home we'll find a way Henry won't find a

way Hey look out the portals it's getting dark oh it's almost black outside now what's

going to happen hey it's hard to see anything I'm not sure I'm going well I'll try and see

what's ahead and help with the directions what's out there can you make out anything hey at least

we're alive wow we finally stopped thank

heavens but Eleanor where are we I don't know

Henry it's too dark to tell we can't even see what we hit that's for

sure don't worry Edgar well you know you couldn't help it wait a minute I think I see some light

really light we're out there see there's a beam of light wow you're right Cynthia

it's a good sign this still hope I'm gonna go out and see what it is oh go out and space sure just like you

astronauts I'll take a spacewalk but Eleanor that doesn't sound safe you

could float away even I wouldn't try it but how else can we find out where we

are well I don't know you got me see I have to do it

well be careful that I don't be very careful well here goes

[Music] we there's nothing to it this is fun

oh I think the Phineas go to ahead she's acting so strange

my poor sister the light Elda check out the light sure sure

later this is too much fun we know Illinois is healthier too long okay okay

I'll fly over and look [Music]

[Laughter] [Music]

hey it's a key home the old-fashioned key home I wonder what's on the other

side well what do you know it looks just like

the inside of a house a real honest-to-goodness house UB hey you guys

I've got great news Wow a big room a room in a house just

like a room on ours making this up boy it's not your imagination of course not

it's a real room that means people must live here we've heard that one before

remember tekneq you saw people live there too this isn't anything like

technovic it's a regular room I mean it yeah even if it is how do you expect to

get inside it huh well we know there's a keyhole so there

must be door all I have to do is find the doorknob and open it [Music]

[Music] to be continued next time where is the

door have you ever thought about how the

first railroad that went across this country was built it took a lot of men to build and it never would have been

finished if it weren't for the Chinese railroad workers the Central Pacific Railroad was to start from California

and join up with the Union Pacific tracks at Utah but the mountains were too high and the work was too dangerous

the Central Pacific Railroad couldn't find enough men to work for the very little money they were willing to pay

the need for men to work on the railroad to thousands of Chinese men from China

hungry left them no choice but to try the gold mountain of America a place

they thought was rich my home and my parents at the age of 21

in a family of eight children I was the youngest son little choice was left to

me but to go to a far land on the

passing of this wandering we sailed for America in 1864 they packed

us in the wooden ships so they could fit no more we sailed stormy seas from March

until May there was Chinamen below the deck without the lighted a

I will not be responsible for work done by Chinese laborers I don't think they can build ereira

we came to build a railroad others fear to go through deserts without water

Rocky Mountains covered in snow some died from the heat and cold we lost men

everyday the company crooks with their phony books stole away our pay from

sunup to sundown they laid thousands of miles of track so when I'm gone don't

bury me just send my ba*ls back home a pick and a shovel to my friends no

longer will I roam children we built a Western Railroad some say we were the

best but when we were done son of a g*n they forgot us with all the rest

[Music]

who you want to be when you grow up do

you want to be [Music]

my name is Donald Liang I'm a commercial artist and the job of the commercial

artist is to make that a tour booklet interesting so that people are read it well some lads will have drawings

illustrations some will have photographs it all depends on what you're trying to

show and how to get it across to the people they're really all funny because

each assignment is special in its own way sometimes an assignment will be a

little more difficult to do because there's more words I have to go in there early and you limit to the amount of

space you have for the pictures I have two boys 8 and 9 the like that your

great deal what I need help okay the

mess mess on small sailboat goes right in the middle here okay and the sails

attached this way and that way okay they've tried designing adds also

because they've seen some of the work I've done at home I'm doing a layout now

and the first thing I do is draw the amount of space I have to work in and

figure out how to put the photograph and the words together and what you see me

doing right now is I'm putting down something that I have in my mind how

that should look start out with black-and-white and going

to collar what you see in front of you now is the finish mechanical this is

what goes to the engraver to get the plate made for the magazine this is the

finished ad back from the engraver the ad looks good because somebody looking

food amazing or sure will stop and read ahead an artist is somebody that has

imagination and it doesn't necessarily have to be in just drawing you could be

an artist by writing mean artist by doing a great many things in my case I'm

an artist because I like to draw and I can use my imagination in flying

my name is rubber head I can draw on it with leg fine for any line you can have

a real good time rub-a-dub-dub but not today it's too hot to work must be at

least 90 degrees quick let's cut out before ruler gets here stop look and

listen there's work to be done have a heart ruler there's a heat wave not only

bad it's also very hot so don't be a blade driver sorry you know my motto

never give an inch hey so Kolya Julia look up in the sky

it's a bird it's a plane no it's a Chinese fish kite our Chinese

this kite yes Julia Chinese people flew

kites in the shape of dragons birds and butterflies kites were thought to have

magical qualities they were made with fancy decorations and they were used for special occasions

now kite flying has spread all over the world and they become playthings for all children landing gear down clear the

runway kite flying is fun sure has its ups and downs now to make a kite like

this you take a stiff piece of paper thin cardboard will to draw a fish shape

cut it out he means you get some tissue

paper on it place our fish draw the shape twice cut them out add you wish

decorate the sides the more colorful the better let yourself go okay that's fine

get a thin strip of oak tag add a little paste attach it to the mouth now don't

you lie the taste fold the edges over add glue along each side press them both

together and as soon as they've dried we'll make two tiny holes pull a string

through and knot it attach a long line that's it we've got it what do you say

about that go for Fung Chung Golf are full Cole

that's Cantonese Chinese it means I fly

my kite there's something else you can say about kite flying what's that Julia there are always some

strings attached [Music]

hi this is Joey school is out and I'm waiting for my sister I wonder if those

boys who said they would teach me how to play football show up

yeah you check it

chicken [Music]

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when which he hikes you to ball you're gonna run with it over that fence over

there which is Terry come on you're gonna try to run with it over that fence

over there just gonna be a goal all right all right Kerry this is Joey let's go wait a

minute get down get there now put your hands

out he gives you the ball you roll with it over there got it okay all right 13

pretty good as matter of fact come on let's line up try it again okay same

thing guys 59 bad it's getting better

getting better [Music]

March 14 1624 [Music]

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13:59 2:14 Hey look who's coming

give him the ball let's go

[Music]

[Music] oh yeah yes you gotta go here your big

sister is here

[Music]

Joey I told you not to go near those boys but no you had to do mommy

nothing look at your mouth

and it's cooler when you think you just another troublemaker [Music]

oldest Angelita emoticon Travieso tanta

bc duro the nuns are going to think

you're in a g*ng

I mean they don't want to know me they

don't want to know any of us they hate

me you hate me I join I can't remove

mommy [Music]

happy birthday happy birthday happy

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause]

[Music] the story of Joey continues next time hi

this is woody and the pleasure's mine for today I've got a dish that's ever pine butter cookies

Marlene eat so he's the make real easy to eat butter cookies are so good you

know they're made by people who come here from all over the globe they're a Spanish one Russian one summer even

north so ever you wanna makes them little differently of course they're all delicious we only need one cup of butter that's

right sugar temperature screaming

then mash the fire up with a bark until it's smooth and creamy then add the

flour a little at a time so everything stays smoothly creamy that's fine

[Music] then put ba*ls of dough on an ungreased

cookie sheet bacon 310 degrees for 25 minutes please just let the edges get a

little bit Brown and remember when you bake you need a grown-up around when the butter cookies are done roll them in the

powdered sugar if you want oh butter

cookies are so very graham no what is a many lands

I don't care about the other fathers I

mean there's em I'm staying here I'm watching the baggage so to go by yourself or shut up

if you smile play with that yeah go home to your mama come on let's

go play why can't everyone be the same yes it

might solve some problems if everyone were the stadium but it also might be

kind of boring there's no getting around the fact of our differences we're born

with skin colour eye and hair color that don't change some people go to be very

tall some people will always be short no two people in the world are ever exactly

alike even identical twins have different fingerprints

different voices my name is Jason Begley I got a whole new skull so some people

are very different some people are only

different in a few ways but all people are different enough to be one-of-a-kind

sometimes it helps to be very tall or very small for some jobs it helps to

have no fear of heights or a good ear for music much of what makes us

different comes from our parents they give us our names and your shade of skin

color your eyes your hair and the many other things that make you look the way

you do came from your parents but you are also you and original you are the

only person who can decide what to do in your life you can study dinosaurs or

climb a mountain dance or drive a taxi

you could take care of animals sing or

fly to the moon [Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

what you're Puerto Rican sure 1/4 Eakins bonus how many are in your family can

you speak English is your family on welfare can you speak Spanish do you have a goat

how big is San Juan don't you wish you were white no he wouldn't have anything

to talk about [Music]

[Music]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music]

and now today's adventure of outerscope one where is the door Illinois's taking

a spacewalk and it looks like she's without something we know there's a keyhole so there must be door all I have

to do is find the doorknob and open it fooi it's too dark I can't find it

oh what a dummy I am I forgot all about it what do you think he's doing if I

know really he's getting something from his trunk of course a flashlight Eleanor

I got a flashlight for you here catch [Music]

new days Dena come on you guys help me open the door so we can get inside gee

it'll be nice to be in a house again but what kind of a house is it and what's it

doing in the middle of space come on guys there's only one way to find out

let's go help Eleanor open the door [Music]

now when I say three we all turn knob together ready yeah sure I'm all set

one two three hey it's turning keep

going you've almost got the door open look the door is opening see it's a room

a real room I guess it's a room all

right I told you so gee it's big I

wonder who lives here oh heavens the door slam winch door look

wow I see what you mean and look look at the rest of the room oh no which door

did we use I can't remember can you Willie no I can't wait I don't even see

the keyhole I found none of the doors look like the one we came through how we

find the right door Eleanor well we'll just have to try them all this door

won't open mine won't either neither will mine

[Music] nuts even I can't turn this knob we'll

never get home oh please don't worry I'm sure everything will be all right again

we can't be trapped here forever how can you be so sure well if there's a way to get it there

must be a way to get out again so we'll probably come to help us soon do you

really think so Elinor yes I do Henry though show us how to leave sure whoever

loves you will know how yeah but what kind of people live in a strange place like this come on let's see if we can

find someone Oh Elinor look at that

furniture Wow

it's all upside down and look at the lamp why would anyone do this I don't

know Henry they must have reason oh wait Gert isn't that a pretty

fireplace that's some fireplace look at it more closely Cynthia oh goodness

it's all filled with ice what would put ice in a fireplace now that is strange

very strange why would anyone paint the back of a person's head

[Music] who can read this was big army a garden

inside a house what huge trees and they

have paper leaves but it's all Nick stop paper comes from trees just doesn't grow

on them what a funny card look huh

to be continued next time the door opens

[Music]

my time is supposed to be 5:30 van I am Megan I went to make time not to rush

you know so I come here about 4:30 a.m. I work here as a serious man a man that

helps all deserts and the serious Department and is for the food that is

going up upstairs for the sick [Music] the first thing I have to do is to put

the supports in each side I have to set this cereal both to but the intra covers

and the trace 2 is there is there is you know the floor I have to sweep it

[Music] [Applause] Ryan Leaf Foods and the access of

oranges and bananas well everything is going to be used in the morning I have

to put it in two places having worked in here almost 11 years I

started the dishwasher [Music]

it is like my second home here so everybody likes me like everybody I have

been the music since I was 12 now there are some times I go and play dubs dances

you know mine with my group cutting trekkers2 - it is for products for Clarissa for a

political party like that called dancers the dances and that's a semi classical

music for Rico on the planer while my bar is the accordion a first guitar

second guitar bass and if you're playing at Sipan Doretta and you see the

finished bolero social attitudes about the bangles on there and they recalled

the devoted back to the Korea and the Guido years

[Music]

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and my name is rubber head I can draw on it with leg fine for any line you can

have a real good time rub-a-dub-dub rubber head Julia let's hide he's all

work and no play it's more than the other way lazy louts 2/4 goldbricks ha

ha first I spot you slyly what you know I gotcha

goodbye ruler dumb rubber head from a

Haitian drum it makes a nice sound

yes ruler Haitian drums sound beautiful Haitian Americans play at carnivals and

church parties sometimes musicians come up from Haiti other times they form their own bands here let's make a

Haitian drum as the Haitians say our veteran Tambu I see no.13 taboo ASEAN

let's make a Haitian drum that's French but Haitians also speak Creole a kind of

local language can we begin mystery we start with a box from oatmeal as*ault

please remove the top okay that's fine home now cut out three long triangular

pies on each side of the box about this size ruler a stapler a stapler I'll send

to close up the spaces and narrow the end can I get something yes Julia some

tape she wind it around to keep it in shape apply paper mache which we have in

this plate it looks like it really is turning out great

let it dry for a while till it's almost hard fine now each of you carve your own

favorite design I bet I can guess with the finishing touches paint it when done

okay I'll get the brushes let's beat the drum

are you a Tambu are you a time boo let's

make music I'll fake music fate music

easy now that's what I call stereo a

Haitian American might say when it comes to making great music you can't beat our

drums [Music]

Lola Rodriquez they Tia was a writer of poems in Puerto Rico at that time Puerto

Rico was owned by Spain and the people wanted to be free Lola wrote about her

love for Puerto Rico and her feelings for freedom for her people in a song called labora in Kenya la tierra de ver

en donde nacido yo so hard in Florida DeMarco Klimov on c-loc impregnated only

surfeited of them Adan Arroyo splashy dos Las Olas a suspense cuando sus

playas Vega : XCOM OG know Deyanira Theo Oh

esta es la Linda tierra que busca yo he's boring during life life Adam Ariel

Sol tell Muriel son they my yells Sol

the people of Puerto Rico heard this song and it made them proud of themselves they rose up against Spain in

the city called la race [Music]

many people say that on that day the people of Puerto Rico proved to be cells

that they could be free of Spain and the warm feelings that Lola Rodriguez de tio

put into the world of love born in Kenya still live today the island of boring

King where I was born is a garden of flowers of magical beauty the sky always

cleared serves as its canopy and the peaceful ocean murmurs around it on the

day long ago when Columbus arrived in the harbor he exclaimed full of admiration oh this is the beautiful

island that I have been seeking Borinquen is the island the island of sun and sea of sun and sea

[Music]

the boring Kenya is now the national anthem of the Commonwealth of Puerto

Rico hi this is Joey my sister and I are

playing with the walkie-talkies my parents gave me for my birthday Oh little ways down here you better not

don't yell I'll just go down here can

you still hear me clear yes

[Music]

Joey I just saw those points

I can't eat them now I'm going to tell mommy not away

[Music]

dasu [Music]

[Music] got it back

[Music] the truck [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Laughter] [Music] [Laughter]

[Music]

Oh then what did you do

I ran after them [Music]

now then I lost my market

I tried looking but I couldn't find them anyway listen if you don't protect the

things you own they'll take them they

take everything Oh Joely those walkie-talkies cost me

half a day's work

job where are you going Joey I have to talk to you no please

I'm not angry at you I'm angry at them

they stole my very special gift to you Joel that's what really hurts

[Music] Joey

[Music]

when you close your eyes do you see

why she's a dream

she's not half as much again she see

but she saw [Music]

you who's your do you see places that you never see

you still a [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

[Applause] Binet Cassandra

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

your father yeah [Music]

have you ever seen couldäôt it before not like that you mean you thought it

always like this yeah

well that's what a lot of people think come from too much television right is

not only that it's being friendly it's being without fear and a lot more

[Music]

what's your name Joey

mine's Bob Lewis

I'm a sensei what's that a teacher of the martial arts

maybe you would like to learn karate

yeah then I'll be able to get my walkie-talkie back and get even with

Frankie well you can do that Joey what I

teach have to do with how you feel about yourself and you got to know Joey better

and like him so much that when someone starts something you do a little this

and it lets them know just who you are I mean you don't want to hurt them you don't even want to use it unless you con

it you just want them to know you can get it

how would you like to see my dojo I hope my school

okay all right the story of Joey continues next time hi

this is woody and the pleasure's mine for today I've got a Dishman summer pine butter cookies

really neat so he's the make real easy to eat butter cookies are so good you

know they're made by people who come here from all over the globe they're a Spanish one thrush one summer even north

so ever you wanna make little differently of course they're all delicious we'll need one cup of butter that's

right butter soften up at room

temperature screaming [Music] then mash the fire up with a bark until

it's smooth and creamy a little at a

time so everything stays smooth and creamy that's fine then football go on

an ungreased cookie sheet bacon 310 degrees for 25 minutes please just let

the edges get a little bit round and remember when you bake you need a grown-up around when the butter cookies

are done roll them in the sugar if you want we're trying to decide what we want

to be what do you want to be peewee a doctor a policeman an astronaut a cowboy

a fireman an engineer a grown-up

[Music]

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