02x16 - Can’t Touch This/Mission Bedtime

[bunniefuu]

Can't Touch This

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don't you love painting outside Roy I

sure do as me

oh dumpling are you having trouble using

your paintbrush

well who says you need to paint with a

paintbrush

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now that's what I call a monster piece

oh

we've got a monster to watch

today we're watching Simon Hugo do it

it's baby pig baby pig

she was my next guest

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bye dumpling see you later

here we are Big Town boy

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thank you

hey why

I think I hear it

big hi figgles

oh my strong little figgles what will

she pick up next I think I know

don't you just love Monsters come on in

Monster sitters

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what's that mrsuga a music player a

washing machine a meatball maker please

tell me it's a meatball maker sorry Roy

it's not a meatball maker it's a sewing

machine I'm using it to make a blanket

for fig oh Figo love that I still need

to finish it up but right now I'm off to

watch Hugo in his UGA scooter

competition

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be good pickles bye Mommy

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see you later bye Mrs Yuga so long

so big what should we play first we can

play anything you want

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we want to play with this

um let me rephrase we can play anything

you want except that

why because that's your mom's sewing

machine it's

for little monsters to touch

then fake play with pretty tomato

sorry figgles that's not a tomato it's a

pincushion okay they play with pink

lotion

sorry figgles that's not for little

monsters either it has lots of pointy

pins that could poke you

um

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think Touch This

you're right big the blanket won't poke

you but your mom's not finished making

it so you can't touch that either

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there are lots of things you can touch

foreign

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but probably not all at the same time

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okay

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oh yeah

sorry fig you can't touch that

wait wait ing touch because it's really

delicate what don't look it it means

fragile what fragile

um it means good delicate

huh it means that the boat could break I

think be very careful thick old boat

like this

oops

sorry figgles this boat is just too

fragile

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how about we put it right

here

signal can touch anything

don't worry fake I know something super

fun we can do Roy are you thinking what

I'm thinking are you thinking about

meatballs no oh what were you thinking

I'm thinking we can play

bunnies

bunnies

come on police

follow the trail of carrots

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so yummy follow me bunnies there are

more carrots this way

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look it's a carrot Garden

mmm k*ll it yummy

this is great he gets so happy playing

bunnies I know and she isn't trying to

play with anything she shouldn't touch

sing touch Castle figures you can play

with that why not because that's Hugo's

Castle he doesn't want anyone to touch

it how you know the sign says made by

Hugo don't touch

don't mean fig

that means you fig

touch one block

sorry fake the pieces could fall off and

then Hugo would be really upset

can't touch Castle or boat or

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oh monster meltdown

I know you're frustrated fake but I've

got something that'll help

it's the glitter jar here shake it

when the glitter starts to fall like

snow

take a deep breath nice and slow

watch as it settles all around

and feel your body calming down

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there are you feeling more calm uh-huh

but figno can touch anything

it's me monster huddle

will we do what do we do I don't know

Roy Pig only wants to play with things

she can't touch no touch this don't

touch that

who are figgles she feels like she can't

touch anything

wait a monster minute that's it what if

we could take fig to a place where she

could touch everything I'd say let's go

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um where are we going

eating Museum right here we'll set up

different stations and fig can touch

everything we put out

they touch everything uh-huh everything

then get ready guys it's play time

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when you can play with anything and you

hear no too much then come on down to

the best place around a museum where you

can touch

welcome to the touch everything Museum

touch this touch that touch everything

you see you can hold this is so feathery

touch those touch anything at all

because pieces are so small this clay

feels so smushy this Pinecone feels so

rough the fingers can feel cushy these

rocks feel so tall

touch everything you see these bubbles

feel so salty and the Slime feels so

slimy

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okay

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[Applause]

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because this well it's me we've done it

again making a touch everything Museum

was a great idea I know it showed fake

that there are lots of fun things she

can play with

me

looks like you're not the only one

touch touch

hey hi

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Intro

Mission bedtime

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it's time to play guess that sounds

let's do it did you guess this sound

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it's a car

yep now it's your turn

guess this sound

I know it's an elephant you got it okay

now give me a hard one a hard one a hard

one

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hmm

it's the sound you make when you're on

your way to eat a meatball but you bump

your toe on a chair

oh you really know me

wait I know that sound what is it what

is it Roy it's the one stair alarm

we've got a monster to watch

oh boy

today we're watching Simon all right to

the Swizzle house

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here we are Simon's house

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hi Willie thanks for watching my Simon

today no problem just one question where

is Simon oh he's right over here

what's up

hi Roy come look at this

wow Simon what is it it's my mission

Explorer's Block Set I just finished

making it here's the astronaut and this

is the space rover oh is that a giant

meatball

no Roy that's Planet sparse oh well it

looks delicious

now Sami you can play for a few minutes

but then it's time to get ready for bed

you have to brush teeth put on pjs

choose a stuffy then off to sleep let me

make sure I got that brush PJs put on

stuffies choose teeth wait that doesn't

sound right Roy it's brush teeth put on

pjs choose a stuffy then off to sleep

that's right

well I'm off to my cooking class love

you hi granny see you later

don't you just love Monsters come on

let's place my mission to Splash block

Mission

set three two one

I'm traveling through space with my jet

pack

but you'd better watch out you're flying

right more to googly alien what Google

alien this googly alien people people

people people

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let's get out of here

now I'm on a mission to explore a new

planet it's fuzzy and blue

and very lucky

next mission fly past the meteoroid

get it

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people people

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okay Simon that sound means it's time to

get ready for bed huh yep you just need

to brush your teeth put on pjs choose a

stuffy then off to sleep oh

can I please do one more Mission it's

just a race around the Sun and release

the Sun

that doesn't sound like it'll take too

long nope he'll race around really and

then he'll be done okay Simon you can do

one last mission you

hey

three two one let's start

astronaut Simon races past the space

satellite through the ashtray belt

around an alien spaceship

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astronaut Simon Dodges the black hole

circles a meteor

and finishes his race around the Sun all

right Simon good job

Bedtime

thanks but that was only my first race

now I'm gonna do another one

Simon that was the last mission remember

I know you're having fun but we need to

get you ready for bed and the first

thing on the list is brush teeth

okay

all right Simon ready to brush your

teeth

my toothpaste my cup this is great it's

me Simon's finally getting ready for bed

oh Mr Ducky

go on a space mission

three two one lifestyle

wait Simon you didn't brush your teeth

Simon I know you want to keep playing

but you really need to get ready for bed

yeah we have to do everything on this

list

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okay what

let's see so far you've done

nothing

look putting on pjs is on the list and

we can do that right here in your room

DJ time but what about Willie

um I don't think Willy wears PJs

no I mean I need to say goodnight to

Willy I can't go to bed until I give him

a big hug please can I find him okay

Simon but be quick great it'll only take

a second

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has it been a second I think so maybe

you meant the second after the second or

maybe the second second the one after

the second a second ago or come on Roy

let's go find him

sway Planet splars needs us

Simon what are you doing

Esme Roy guess who wanted to go on a

Mission Bedtime

mission with me astronaut Willy

but it's bedtime Simon

one more

minutes please oh please sorry Simon

it's time to get ready for bed but

I I want to keep

playing

oh monster meltdown

I know you're upset Simon but it's gonna

be okay take a deep breath put your

hands on your tummy feel your belly rise

and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

there feel any better

a little it's just it's so hard to stop

playing when I'm having fun I know it is

why don't you stay here with Lily

and I'll be right back

what should we do Roy we need Simon to

get ready for bed I know but he doesn't

want to get ready for bed he just wants

to go on another mission

we need a monster minute that's it

Simon how would you like to go on one

more mission

oh another mission yep a bedtime mission

that way you can keep playing and get

ready for bed yes yes yes please then

get ready guys it's play time

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please

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Astronaut

oh right Simon you're PJs I mean your

space suit looks great

astronaut

astronaut why through outer space and

land on planet splars are you ready

three

two

One

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mission ahead I'm an astronaut by past

the Stars I'll

you'll need to make a stop while you're

on your flight it's the planet where

they make your teeth clean and white

welcome to Planet surprise fresh fresh

to clean every bit and don't forget to

rinse it three two one resting on to my

next location be the head to the stuffy

space station I need a stuffy one that's

fluffy when I choose three you can never

have enough eat three two one

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through space Full Speed Ahead I'm an

astronaut by past thesaurus how to

complete my mission explores preparing

for Final Destination Planet floor

one small step for Simon one giant leaf

for Monster kind I'm an astronaut if

and now I Now understand

mission accomplished

I'm ready for bed now night night Esme

night night Roy

night

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it wasn't easy

missions explorers really helped Simon

get ready for bed I know and all that

playing made me hungry I'll get a

meatball

foreign

thank you