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02x03 - The Book Bind/Don't Bug Me

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Esme & Roy". Aired: August 18, 2018 – February 4, 2021.*
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Follows a young girl named Esme and her best monster friend, Roy, the most in-demand "monstersitters" in Monsterdale, a town populated mostly by colorful monsters.

02x03 - The Book Bind/Don't Bug Me

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the book bind

then the mommy monster whispered good

night and the baby fell fast asleep

the

dumpling you want me to read more books

I thought that story would make you

sleepy didn't you Roy

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[Applause]

what did I miss did the baby mustard

fall asleep

oh I love happy endings

story time's over we've got a monster to

watch

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a walk today we're watching Tilly at the

library hooray for Tilly let's go bye

dumpling

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what you got there

books tilly really loves reading about

treasure hunts she's returning those

books so she can check out a brand new

one pirate food you're done the treasure

hunt ugh

I can't wait to read it well you guys

have fun I'm off to the big monster ball

game go smelly sucks

[Music]

oh smelly socks now let's go find that

treasure hunt book

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oh

we need to do is follow the dotted line

and it'll lead us right to the book

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lead the way Tilly and we'll be right

behind you

1001 meatball recipes

come on Roy I'll be back for you later

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we're treasure hunt book hmm I'm not

sure

but no one The Librarian Is right over

there let's ask him

The Library

I know over here we have a question for

you

you gotta be extra quiet in the library

Roy

oops sorry

hey Norm we're looking for pirate furry

beard and the treasure hunt but Tilly

can't find it oh that's because it's

been checked out this is the most

popular book in the library

treasure hunt book not here no but don't

worry Tilly your monster sitters have a

plan of course we do

um what's our plan

we'll find another book for Tilly one

that she'll like just as much as pirate

furry beard in the Treasure Hunt oh yeah

like the one about meatballs

or something else so Tilly your treasure

hunt book isn't here but you are in luck

the library has tons of books to choose

from

you can read a tale with fairies you can

read about a race you can cook a dish

with fairies or you can go to outer

space how do you make a meatball and why

are snails so slow

take it from me books are the key to

everything you want to know

you can climb the highest mountain you

can learn to play guitar you can see the

largest fountain or look for the North

Star why do monsters need to Blink and

how do flowers grow

take it from me books are the key to

everything you want to know

everything's in a book once you take a

look

why do chickens cross the road

if I take it from me books are the key

to everything you want to everything you

want to everything you want to know

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Tilly

hurry

so Tilly which book do you want to read

you can pick any book in the library

21

pirate Philly beat in the treasure hunt

or we could look for that one again

still not here

Our Song didn't work I think we need a

new plan

hey Tilly you like trains right uh-huh

do they love trains how about we pretend

to be a train taking a trip around the

library

um it's me that sounds fun but shouldn't

we be helping Tilly find a new book we

are big guy just follow my lead

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all aboard

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well look at that here are a bunch of

books about trains Goldilocks and the

three trains the train who cried wolf

Beauty and the train wanna read one of

these Tilly

Tilly

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the hump books still not back yet

why don't we look at a different book

Tilly yeah

what are all those books Norm oh these

are books that other monsters return to

the library maybe treasure hunt bookbags

you sure can

uh-huh not this one nope that's not

fully beard oh one thousand and one more

meatball recipes

I'll read it later

sorry Tilly I don't think the book is

back yet but when will book be back

let's see

in two weeks two weeks Timmy don't want

to wait anymore until he won't do it

Monster meltdown

ah Tilly I know you're disappointed but

I have something that will help

the glitter jar

when the glitter starts to fall like

snow

up take a deep breath nice and slow

[Applause]

watch as it settles all around

and feel your body calming down

are you feeling better

a little

Tilly will just sit and wait for book

for two weeks

what do we do as me what do we do Tilly

only wants to read about treasure hunts

wait a monster minute that's it maybe

Treasure Hunt

Tilly will want to read other books if

we make her treasure hunt right here in

the library I love it I don't understand

it but I love it we can make Clues and

hide them in books then Tilly will have

to look at the books as part of the

treasure hunt it's me that's brilliant

brilliant

sorry

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oh Tilly there's someone here who wants

to meet you

[Music]

I'm pirate furry beard you may have

heard of me new book huh pirate Bowie

beard that's me I'm looking for a little

pink monster to help me find treasure do

you know anyone

he will well shiver me timbers let's go

on a treasure hunt

get ready guys it's play time

here's the first clip begin your

treasure hunt if you so Dare by finding

the book with a balloon in the air oh

let's find the book with a balloon

till you see balloon

balloon goes so high

uh-oh Tilly hope balloon don't pop

oh another clue

treasure is near you're close to success

just look for the book with the monster

princess I've asked you pirate Tilly be

on the lookout for a monster princess

thank you

hmm

dear princess book

hi princess

oh no princess woke up grumpy troll

ey found next clue

the very last clue is just up ahead so

look for the dog with the hat on his

head hey he'd be looking for the dog

with a hat and you might get a better

view from up here

hmm

a dog with a hat

like that hey Kelly found dog with hat

happy birthday doggy uh-oh doggy present

roll away

Tilly found new clue oh this clue a map

hi an x marks the spot

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take on Treasure that he did Mickey

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Philly beard bookmarks till he loved

them thanks Esme thanks Roy you're

welcome anytime now come on where are we

going

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to know if balloon okay and if princess

become friends with grumpy trolls and if

doggy gets birthday present back can

tell you read all these books of course

you can huh don't you just love monsters

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friends

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bug me

okay class let's do a math problem if I

have two meatballs and I add one more

meatball how many oh so delicious

meatballs do I have now oh

let's see

yes Esme you have three meatballs

actually the answer is zero because

whenever there are meatballs around I

eat them

we've got a monster to watch class

dismissed

we're going to the park to watch Sid and

Lucy who's alone

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come on bye-bye darling

hello

[Music]

hello there wow they're here they're

here

the kids have really been looking

forward to this picnic they took me to

me too

well I'm off to teach my bouncing for

beginners class but you guys have fun

see you later

Zulu

we brought our favorite game

it's called safari Lookout

looks fun

monster fact number 173 who's a little

Monster's love card games yep and this

game is the best all of the cards have

safari animals on them like tigers and

lions oh and hippopotamuses

and they have trucks on the back because

when you go on a safari you ride in a

truck to see the animals

wow can we play can we play

can we play can we play

[Music]

here are the rules you look at your

cards and try and find a match for your

safari animals and if you don't get a

match you pick a card from the pile I'll

go first Sid do you have any lions

yep here we go woohoo

it's a match okay my turn Roy do you

have any tigers

um nope no Tigers oh sorry little guy no

match

now it's your turn Roy oh goody Lucy do

you have any

ladybugs

Roy there aren't any ladybugs on a

safari really then what's this

that's a real ladybug wow

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don't you want to see the ladybug Sid no

thanks I don't like bugs you don't uh-uh

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is it gone uh-huh

whoa there are a whole bunch of bugs

over there

more bugs

why don't we move our game a little

farther away would that make you feel

better uh-huh

we can play over here

said okay Roy do you have any elephants

I sure do

match

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[Applause]

another bug

so we should move again right

huh

here Lucy

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huh

you know I'm starting to think Sid's not

having any fun I do not like bugs

it's okay Sid

you don't have to like bugs but maybe

you won't mind them so much if you

learned more about them I like where

you're going with this

but where are you going with this just

follow my lead

all right monster Dale it's time to

Boogie with the band everybody's buzzing

about ladybug and the Crickets

thank you

foreign

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what does the interim goes from there to

here

he stretches out first then he brings in

his rear the inch we're still a baby but

it's just a face he'll turn into a moth

in a couple of days

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the friendly ladybug with her polka dots

I use six feet to smell the flowers

which means your feet smell better than

ours

bugs are fascinating together

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more bugs

ah don't worry Sid let's just sit

somewhere else

in somewhere else

I just want to go home I don't like bugs

I don't like bugs

uh oh monster meltdown

[Music]

it's okay it's okay I know you're

feeling pretty upset right now but this

will help take a deep breath put your

hands on your tummy feel your belly rise

and fall

in through your nose out through your

mouth it's not hard at all

there

feeling any better

yeah

but I still don't like being around bugs

can we go home now go home

I want to stay and play can we please go

home can we please stay would you please

excuse us for a moment

what do we do what do we do Lucy wants

to stay at the park but Sid's not having

any fun at all with these bugs around

you know I wish we could show Sid how

cool bugs are but he won't even look at

them hey I guess we'll never know who

wins the Safari game

Safari game wait a monster minute that's

it

finally you want to go home Sid but

first would you like to go on a safari a

safari oh if that sounds fun

but how are we going to get all those

lions and tigers and hippopotamuses to

the park it's not an animal Safari it's

a bug Safari and we can use binoculars

so no one has to get too close a book

Safari sounds fun right Sid I guess I

could try

can we make a truck too you know it then

get ready guys it's play time

thank you

let's go

[Music]

now be on the lookout wild bugs can be

found almost anywhere in nature but

you'll have to look carefully to find

them

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there's a bug over there Lucy's already

spotted one and what a spotted one it is

is it a ladybug why don't you look and

see

I see it I see the ladybug

did you know that some ladybugs have up

to 24 spots and others don't have any

spots at all

yes really

another bug it's a butterfly and it has

bright blue wings beautiful

did you also know a butterfly's mouth is

like a straw so they can only drink

their food or butterflies they don't get

to eat any meatballs

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any little legs in the front and back

oh he's so cute

look at that butterfly's Wings they look

like eyes come on let's get a closer

look

ah you could do it Sid I'll go with you

okay

[Music]

now it's so colorful hi little guy I

like your purple wings

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I don't know why I was so scared of

these bugs before they're actually

really cool Roy Look Sid likes the

butterfly yep playing bug Safari helps

Sid realize that bugs are really cool

hi kids

mom you're back

guess what we went on a book Safari with

real bugs I didn't want to be near them

at first but now I like them oh Sid I'm

so proud of you

well looks like another monster sitting

success

it's me Roy we're starting another game

of safari Lookout coming I want to match

those hippopotamuses

don't you just love monsters

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