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08x03 - Bearly Alone Babies

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

08x03 - Bearly Alone Babies

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happy babies

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I love great jokes

I've got my computer

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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elsewhere in the news

and now a further update on The Escape

of the infamous ski mask burglar from

prison in England

yeah go on okay okay

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um

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Mad Dog Marvin who gained Fame breaking

into Homes at night wearing a ski mask

has escaped in other news authorities

have cautioned local residents to

protect themselves did you hear that

Frankie we're supposed to protect

ourselves from a skiing dog burglar

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as the storm is due in this evening with

gale force winds and heavy rain

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double check to make sure all your

windows and doors are secured so nothing

can get in oh my did you hear that kids

I better check all those windows and

doors before it gets too late

and well um can we go with you Nanny

yeah we kind of don't want to be down

here without you what

well okay come on let's start in the

basement

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that's where all burglars try to get in

the basement

hungry

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thank you

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okay you guys don't worry about that

skin dog burglar he'll never get past us

right Teddy this morning

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where are you guys authorities fear they

are missing I say

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we're all alone Teddy and remember be

sure to double check all those windows

and doors oh no we gotta protect nanny's

house from that ski mask dog burglar and

don't forget the attic right the Attic

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you look under the chair Piggy

please

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what's going on over there

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guys is that you you see anyone Kenny

boy that's a relief

did you see that penny is regular guy

looks just like me and he's got a penny

just like you

huh

hi there

wanna hear a joke okay you can wait now

why did the scaredy cat cross the road

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Yes you heard that one huh

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piggy if you're gonna fool around

instead of hell this job's gonna take us

all night

we love you piggy yeah you think

piggy

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give me strength

see Kenny that's us hi again

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Who's down in the basement the ski mask

here come on

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oh yeah

where's you now Nanny welcome it I

remember leaving some windows open in

the Attic a while back so we better head

up there

thank you

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guys thinks he's gonna steal my job

collection he's got another thing coming

where's Teddy

right that's good

oh my pretty dark pumpkin I'll see

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I'll get the lights

I'm over here kids

huh I could have sworn I left that

window open well maybe I'm losing my

mind all right nanny I think we are at

fuzzy too he's not here nope not here

maybe somebody should go downstairs and

get him any volunteers

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why aren't you two the brave ones

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for volunteering to go downstairs to get

cozy

yeah sure did

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there's nothing to be scared of ah okay

all right

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foreign

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let's go check those other windows

I'll say it could be anything down there

let's not well like like two minutes

vegetarians from silvertronome

oh yeah

and yes and this

now this is gonna be one great burglar

trap right Teddy

come on

well how much the howling

right the nursery

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you're so stupid

this is a funny Freddy record doofus

ah close enough

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hello Mr burglar hamster that's funny I

thought I heard someone

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let's hit a trap in the kitchen next

Teddy bugling hamburgers always going

there

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this one looks okay snug is a bug in a

rug right kid

there's a piggy to be scared of going

downstairs to look for fuzzy on scooter

then you two won't mind going down to

the kitchen to get the flashlight

good and while you're down there you see

a piggy had gone to have found Fozzie

yet okay okay

hurry back

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wait for me sis

gosh Danny's house looks weird tonight

huh awesome

this is dumb where's Fozzy maybe the

three-headed marshmallow from the planet

okay I'll just set this glass pan here

there

look jab bungler comes through the door

steps on this the flower shoots out he

falls over there the Rope snaps up and

Presto the lollipop Pickler ends up in

the ketchup bucket right Teddy

just like that

did you hear that yeah that sounds like

the attack of the 84 hummingbirds

goof come on follow me

stupid rubber chicken

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you here in the movie this is where the

spooky music begins

and then the specially six stars

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what what well

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my kind of chick

oh

yeah

he's already boy this guy's tough time

for Plan B no Teddy that's plan X quit

fooling around come on

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move to a new neighborhood

foreign

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he is kind of a chick

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did you hear that sis the burglars think

we're aliens come on

they're in the kitchen Teddy

how many of these guys are there come on

Teddy we're gonna need a lot more traps

foreign

here just a few more Rooms To Go

grocery I sure hope everybody's okay

well Kermit why did you and Rob go and

tell the others where we are huh no

problem

right now

I think animals brother

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oh we're not

nice

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oh yeah

oh no here they come Teddy

these guys are everywhere

time for plan 227x

that was close

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thank you

hello whoever you are is anybody here

he's I don't think anybody's here sis

huh

scooter skater Piggy

anybody in here hi boy

I hate to mention this but duh how many

of us came in here

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you you silly bears

yeah well what about those guys we saw

in the window

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exactly I was just gonna say that me too

right come on

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all done animal let's go check and see

where everybody went

okay

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it looks like the burglars had a food

fight in here I'll say

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foreign

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yeah no problem

here Kermit kind of struck to the

watching my car scooter and Skeeter give

me those pots and pans Gonzo get me my

whoopee cushion and piggy you and Rob

grab those sheets come on

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thank you

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well what have we here we caught them

for you Nanny

uncle scattler

burgers

answering you oh kids that burger on the

news escaped in England not around here

we just came by to help you lock up for

the storm got worried when you didn't

answer the door I see well we're all

locked up and ready for bed right kids

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well actually Nanny um we kind of came

in here to ask if we could stay up

really

uh-huh stay tuned for tonight's Thriller

feature the thing that crawled out of

the basement

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we were right on tonight okay hear me

maybe a couple lights huh

okay kids okay

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thank you

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and when the burglar trips this level

hello