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08x02 - Get Me to the Perch on Time

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
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Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

08x02 - Get Me to the Perch on Time

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baby baby

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I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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[Applause]

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thank you

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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all right Skeeter

I think so

what's up

thank you

it's bad it sounds like a giant starfish

learning to goggle not starfish

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maybe he's lost and in trouble we should

bring him inside

oh

look it's a messenger pigeon see this

little canister holds messages which

these birds deliver all over the world

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gee no wonder he looks popped actually

kids I think this little pigeon must

have banged into the window and conked

his head then don't cut any windows in

the Box nanny or he might knock himself

goofy is that what happened to you fuzzy

oh no I've always been like this sheesh

kids I've got a cake in the oven so you

keep an eye on the pigeon but let him

rest okay okay

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poor little thing Oh Me Oh fuzzy gosh

messenger pigeons fly all over the world

I wonder where he was headed I wonder

where he eats

my Musical

huh

but if you get he's a soberman curious

well don't you just ask me

whoa who are you Peyton Pickens your

name I think

I'm scared scooter

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Cashman Connie sliver yeah you're not on

my list

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wow she's gone not very far fuzzy look

around

functions

um what kind of stuff do you do anyway

well Nanny told us you were supposed to

rest Pig

Eon if those bugs don't get any stuff

I'm wrong

now we make the deliveries for you huh

messenger weirdos g*ns on fuzzy

reporting for Duty man yeah

are we there yet not even close

right what do you say pig

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[Applause]

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in order to make all these deliveries on

time okay okay

you and fuzzy there deliver this

envelope to Antarctica

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is not sure what to do so you have got

to get you

boy that was a mouthful I'll say yes

take this

that's the nut that holds the steering

wheel of the SS Thunderbolt yeah

package completely out of control and

the Indian Ocean headed for the Rocks

you've got to save her uh the Indian

Ocean do where's to the Far East and

then North to the South Seas can't miss

it right right whoa come on Andy okay

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Brian deliver this

additional key to the Maharaja of

rajapur wow what is it open how should I

know I'm a messenger not the mind reader

sorry pickles yummy one of the most

important job of all pickles

we've got to find these animals on the

way to their favorite wintering grounds

and head them off

you might not be there anymore look

I say

sport fishy

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ever see against

shopping mall or anything's trying to

bring

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what do I get to do scoop up pay

attention

we'll stay here crack everyone on radar

and keep them posted by radio I am

certainly a man

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oh

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see everybody under on our way to help

those animals we have our very own

little airplane with our very own little

receipt and our very own little tea

party yes

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um I hate to interrupt my dad I can't

see it

oh sorry

is that better

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no luck

you ain't just Whistling Dixie

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Rancho dressing

yeah which way this must be them

onions hey are we delivering a key or

making a salad

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nothing quite as exciting as the sound

of a speeding foot hey fuzzy oh yeah

kind of like flying in a whoopee cushion

see

ah look

hey there

fuzzy where are you two you we're just

flying over Big Bird

a giant great strike for it

hello hello

golden do you read me I doubt it none of

us can read yet

oh it's you Danny who we thought you

were a man-eating tree

oh

what's going on fellas we're helping our

Pig the pigeon Annie Pig yeah

Aunt Arnie's house

at Artie's hub

oh Antarctica yeah

Well you certainly are lost Antarctica

is at the bottom of the globe it is

uh-huh and you better bundle up it's

cold down there okay Daddy

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aye aye Captain Gordo

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you can say that again Pig

how are the pickles Tower to pickles

come in

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[Applause]

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town to pickles

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pickles radar shows you're coming up on

some big

ger kids

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[Applause]

thank you

okay check

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let's catchering

I think we passed them

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okay like sorry about scaring your pig

eh right

um are you a Canadian Honker yep like we

all are eight

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sounds awful

late cookie goggles

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another shopping mall eh no no

oh brother thanks for the tip this way

fellas

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reset your autopilot for your next stop

Africa

Africa did you hear that piggy we're

going to Africa

laughs

hey animal you got those Maps

thanks

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little pig seems Andy here just turned

our map into a picture of character

[Music]

again can we

go

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what I said everybody looks like low

right

hey maybe you come to us if we put his

picture up on the board over here

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fuzzy try again okay

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oh boy

what happened to the water there was

water here last year I'm thirsty

what a bummer okay now YouTube you

remember what you're supposed to do

kick all right

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wait for me

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good job YouTube

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would you

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okay

power back that's more like it

is

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oh I can't believe this

oh great

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watch out

there

oh boy okay I'll deliver the golden key

and you fix the balloon deals

oh boy

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I give up

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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oh boy Frank and Lou will be a lot

easier without all those Dopey Penguins

around all right

and

um

I look too high and low for me

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cause we have something here for you

your sister name is

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sorry

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[Applause]

I miss my sister thank you

we have a zoo wow then you must be d*ck

huh what my sister just calls me Lou all

right well uh whoever you are she sent

you this letter

hey she wants me to come visit can I get

to ride on your blip yeah

yeah come on is Bo Jackson in there

oh finally

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hi wait a second Bean happy

to be the major Domo cause I got tired

of being a bicycle repairman Now give me

the golden key okay what is

the golden door of course

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the moment my people have been waiting

for for 300 years

hi where's Sue

comedian and a dark penguin

whatever hi kids how's our patient

s

hurry that was funny pickles right

right

those pigs feeling better maybe she'll

want to get going

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you watch her okay okay

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well mates you did a whole lot of good

deeds today including saving my job

which

I got to be getting back to life bye-bye

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thank you

are you kids okay I thought I heard a

strange voice that was just Peg saying

goodbye Nanny oh I see well it's a long

pig have a nice flight

again

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foreign

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all right