07x06 - Whose Tale Is It, Anyway?

[bunniefuu]

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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is everything all right in here

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I think we lost them Mama quiet

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foreign

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game would be a lot easier if I had a

horse

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no what do you mean

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Piggy

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high five

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what a bummer man

I'll say

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hello hello

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piggy kid this is our new neighbor

Janice

hello hi everybody hey Dino

Beano

hi uh I met her last week it was like

cool you have fun now okay oh well we

will nanny I I think I'm I'm Perma

Janice oh yeah they're really nice kind

of boring one

um thanks

boring

bino tell you about me Janet that I was

sweet kind

people no you're Piggy

that's a good

good

okay like don't tell me the Laughing

weirdo with the dolly is gonzo right

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excuse me

like wow what a severe attitude

come on Janice we gotta help piggy catch

Gonzo no like too intense for me man

I'll just watch oh okay yeah

foreign

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well I just thought Janice might want to

do something more quiet oh boy oh

brother so she's gonna read me my

favorite book Peter Rabbit oh

kids can't read

what you're looking real

cool wow

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well I am

okay

she was just bragging go ahead Janice

sure

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Once Upon a Time

Well a needle wow see

well she could be faking I mean Ellie

every story starts with Once upon a time

once upon a time there were four little

rabbits and they lived in the roots of a

very big fur tree wait she's a good

Faker

she can read with their really cool

mother Mrs rabbit

chasing Rapids

Wild Thing You Make My Heart

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well like who are you supposed to be

Mother Hubbard

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impossible babe you asked me to read the

story so like I'm Mrs rabbit

whoa speaking of Mother Hubbard who

decorated this place

mucho better kids

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I'm flopsy yeah and I'm mopsy and I get

to be Peter Rabbit and where's my little

Cottontail

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hi hello

no Mrs rabbit told her kids they were

like free to do whatever they wanted

except go down to Mr yasgar's Farm

because there was like a big rock

concert there

so Moxie went to a pottery class and

flopsy went to a macrame class

and Cottontail

and decided to go to town she did piggy

cottontails what a bunch of wimpy so

what about Peter Rabbit Janice what do I

do oh yeah well

minutes

you don't want to hear the rest of this

dumb story do you mean

well I was just trying to make Janice

feel good

I know a much more interesting version

of Peter Rabbit than this like what

would you like to hear it well uh I uh

maybe we could hear just a little bit of

piggy story if that's okay with you

Janice like whatever okay Peggy go ahead

well once upon a time there was this

mommy rabbit who had lots of rabbit kids

see hey cool outfits

here

sorry I'll take care of it hmm uh Justin

the mailman arrived like I don't

remember any mailman in this story well

there is

hello

how'd I miss that packages for Mrs

rabbit and kids

sign here please

hold on dudes like there are no cow

bunnies in Peter Rabbit yeah

yeah aren't

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someone's in the kitchen I know

Jojo

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dudes what

just kidding

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hey Piggy

like I still can't find him

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we don't have a back way

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thank you

piggy there is like definitely not a

posse in Peter Rabbit

that is you

know

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this story

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is lost no he isn't Piggy look

right here

yes ma'am

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yeah

oh hi like mellow out piggy

gosh I'm sorry piggy but I'm Janice's

Peter Rabbit too

like it's your fault babe

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buddies

there could be

impossible whatever

yo Bean man where'd you go gosh where is

he like he was here before the weirdo

came by

if they can kidnap a dog

you mean they're bunny Nappers too wow

hey

watch it actually there are several

effective techniques for finding things

out piggy yes and one should really find

out these alternative ways of finding

things out before you try and find a

thing out know what I mean

what are you supposed to be like exactly

we're detectives we're in the book

this one

born to bring bad baby bunnies back to

the barn where they were born

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do you think

you got baby dolly in like a bad baby

bunny too oh yes we were trained on

dollies first then moved up to bunnies

yeah

like let go

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so what are we supposed to do now

peach-free I don't know this story me

neither hey I know maybe we should all

just pretend we're in any story that has

a bunny and then when we get to a part

where the Bunny meets a pig we can run

back here and finish this story

you know maybe it's the Sun but that

almost made sense to me well it's worth

a try see you later so long when I say

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you're mean

like does this work

I wonder if Tracy started like this

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come out come out wherever you

are there's gotta be a better way to

find this bunny it does gosh I wonder

what it is

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The Bozo twins like uh I think this

might work

wow that's really neat oh Janice are you

kidding

stupid enough to fall for a trap like

that

very clever gee I guess all we need now

is a bunny as dumb as my brother

eat a rabbit

rabbit well actually I

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I'm not sure what that means but it

sounds like we'll be busy for hours

okay Daddio I can dig it

you know the real Peter Rabbit would

never say that

or look like that

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no oh no

we gotta find him animals

thank you

yeah

sure

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let's go let him be free

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it's this guy hello who are you I'm from

a fuzzy I'm looking for that crazy

Rabbit Peter

queasy wabbit oh boy time for a costume

change

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don't go away

be very very quiet tramping rabbits is

tricky business

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what's up uh

hello

like this is a bean

no kidding I'm the tortoise and I'm in a

race with uh

yep have you seen him

forever

oh the tortoise and the hair eh

I wish these guys would make up their

minds

hey I'll get it let me do it

look you open it

anyone seen rabbit around here

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I've never been so many bunnies in one

day in my life

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no

looks like some kind of box it's a

rabbit trap Einstein oh

what have I done you

boy and all this time

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that isn't being Gonzo we don't know

where Bean ears

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Farm come on

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every single thing that you said

I'm getting awful tired of trying to be

everybody else instead of me I'm only

one bunny that's for certain dude I'm

only one bunny even my feet are hurt

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these carrots are making me bad

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don't sit in his head

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and I put on all this junk that I

thought you'd like but I'm only one

bunny oh brother it's not funny

can sure be rough it never seems to be

enough oh man I'm tired of all this

funny stuff

thank you

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Crush Bean what's wrong well first I

just wanted Piggy and Janice to get

along and then I tried to be everybody's

favorite bunny but I discovered that

nobody's favorite bunny was me

you're the cutest cat most adorable

bunny ever yeah like for sure totally

huh

it could happen

unbelievable you're gonna be Piggy and

Jammers finally like the same thing yeah

they do yeah they do

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well I am first like mellow out piggy

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oh

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