06x13 - Quoth the Weirdo

[bunniefuu]

babies

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is everything all right in here

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foreign

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by The Shining big sea water stood The

Wigwam of Nokomis Wigwam teepee

a kind of tent or house that Indians

lived in oh daughter of the Moon nakomas

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one no way Maddie's gonna read that

spooky Once Upon a Midnight scary one

about the crow me huh that's Raven Gonzo

yeah

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go ahead Nanny read some more at the

door on summer evenings sat the Little

Hiawatha

oh isn't he adorable

oh hi piggy heard the whispering of the

pine trees

huh heard the Laughing of the water what

sounds and music Words of Wonder

geez mini Wawa said the pine trees

mudway auschka said the water Maybe

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what I think it's some kind of secret

language secret language

huh

hi animals what are you talking about

yeah what is all this mini muddy stuff

mean anyway

most are mud Powers

they had to have

you cut it out animals

don't turn there

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see I knew there was something funny in

this poem

half body

in job in Florida sorry wow

hi Mommy hand to most of all the women

with feet as rapid as the river

Treasures flowing like the water and as

new

as mute a laughter

laughing water

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move to Florida

so what are you doing here hi my dear

I'm looking for a big scary bird calls

them Raven have you seen it

now that's scary oh

Birds

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oh where am I in a pool with a little

more action that's where huh yeah

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that's what's going on

foreign

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only I only know

s only bird

on that one wanna hear it

right mommy well actually piggy I have

some bills to pay but when I come back

I'll read some more okay okay

Nanny's coming back she said and then

this book will soon be read

scooter I mean my favorite is the one I

said where piggy landed

that's one

Once Upon a Midnight scary I found your

Crow whose name was Harry she

secondly there came a weapon

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how does someone gently tapping

just the wind and nothing more hey

what's the big idea

ah make up the wind and the donkey

it's dark in here when the curtains are

closed besides what's all this wrapping

and tapping I thought you said this poem

was about a bird ah yeah that's right I

just haven't found the big guy yet

excuse me

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I don't care

if you see these guys in your house kids

you better move went outside

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hi everybody

new kid on the Block I knew it was him

all the time being asked if he could

play with you today

in my world fine Glory here we go again

I know sometimes I'm so cute it's

sickening are you gonna finish reading

this honey water I'm afraid they'll have

to wait just a few minutes longer Kermit

oh Kermit what is a high impossa hey

what's a bean it's a poem about a little

Indian boy

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now that was quick thinking

it's the best kind of poetry is a

romantic kind like roses on red creamy

ice cream oh boy I wonder if they take

baby frogs in the Peace Corps

is all about a little Indian boy who

lives deep in the forest by the shores

of some gooey Lake

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well

um let's see you know uh by the shores

I'm going to set the Wigwam after froggy

gosh I don't see a wigworm Kermit not

wigworm beans or a web-win

temp oh well where is it and where are

you I have to build it it's one of those

things I have to do to earn my Indian

Scout Wigwam badge

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perfect

teeth huh what

we gotta find that big bird

no thanks kanzo I'd rather stay here and

finish my wigwam yeah

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my Native American dwelling you you just

go ahead okay baby

that's right

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what's that noise

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all right

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as we wandered down the hall tapping

wrapping along the wall oh what are you

doing

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these Ravens can be very tricky you know

fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear fuzzy Wuzzy had

no hair

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hello

just a wall and nothing more

what's the meaning of this intrusion

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a bird will he do

never more never more

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more like this

even bigger perhaps this will do

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let's keep looking oh no please stay

awhile I get so few guests here and your

little bunny friend is so cute thanks in

fact he looks cute enough to eat

oh

mean is that you

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oh scooter I don't think I like this

poetry stuff very much it's creepy oh

those things are just in Gonzo's poem

other ones are really nice are you sure

uh-huh look at this one oh don't be

scared Bean this one's about a really

nice shadow and the boy he belongs to

you want to hear it no thank you

I have a little shadow that goes in and

out with me and what

uh the use of him is more than I can huh

hey what happened to my shadow over here

scooter hi scooter hey you're not

supposed to be shadowing Bean you're my

shadow yeah I know but this little guy

is so darn cute I just couldn't resist

she's right you know

I'm very very like him from the ears

down to his paws

hello

nose

bunny claws

hey this isn't right stop it are you

kidding we never look so cute I I don't

want to be cute I want to be a scooter

yeah well I want to be being Shadow His

only Shadow I'm gonna give a shadow a

break huh you know how cute the little

guy is adorable actually quiet oh I want

him back no yeah this kind of thing

happens to me all the time

yes no yes

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wait for us

the kind of thing happens to me all the

time I call it the bane of a Birthright

Bean scooter what's going on well I was

telling being a poem but it got all

messed up

to remember poem scooter it is

fun you know Birds said in a special

order hey Skeeter's right with a rhythm

like this

funny little bunny came over to play we

taught him how to rhyme with the things

we say we started real simple with a

word like blue the bunny made a rhyme

now

get crazy when you're making bread

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funny little buddy game over today he

got mixed up

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we ate lemonade and we drink a pie why

things get crazy when you're making a

rhyme

have you found that bird watch out g*ns

oh here hi

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what do we do with his marching bands

worth seven times

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uh oh my what happened here

um I think someone tipped over your

plant Mrs Nanny lady someone like who I

wonder

oh I see well I guess it was Mr Nobody

who one of my favorite poems I know a

funny little child as quiet as a mouse

who does the Mischief that is done in

everybody's house there's no one ever

sees his face and yet we all agree

every plate we break was cracked by Mr

Nobody

because he who always tears our books

who leaves the door jar he pulls buttons

from our shirts and scatters toys apart

he smears the paint and Spills the food

and then he'll come to me to make it all

seem right again with help from nobody

uh nanny I guess I'm Mr Nobody

I wish I'd never been born hold it kids

I'm sure nobody did it on purpose now

why did you go and play and I'll come

read you some more poems in a while okay

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does that mean I did it or I didn't do

it

here

you know they just don't make teepees

like they used to

treat me I'll just work on my Indians

down animal chasing badge instead

from his lodge with Kermit Whopper just

for travel set for chasing joined he was

by being the bunny oh we're here

moccasins in need of lacing

see homeboy

you know Kermit so far I like your happy

Waffa poem better than any other

so far so the Fearless

went into the dark woods bravely

a while

um just a pine trees talking nothing to

be scared of

that that oh that's just a water lapping

still nothing to be scared of

it

now that is something to be scared of

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oh

sheesh but damn yes

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there was a young piglet named haha who

wanted to Wed Karma Watson

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yes well she got precious Galore so I

bought her one more

what a chicken that says

I think this is how some bears became

extinct wow

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ah never mind two punies wait a second

now this is more like what I'm looking

for see see

and that's how the entire weirdo species

was wiped out huh Kermit

I don't like your poem either way too

dangerous

garnish Bean all forms are dangerous

they can really be fun heart

fingers

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hid

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wanna help me find

them come on bean make it burn well okay

Gonzo let's go where do we go anyway

huh

yeah now this is my life a sunny place a

bright and cheery

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okay

with Jasper bill and my friend pookie

okay

I don't think you understand Ken we want

this

repair

no okay so let's try it again

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suddenly I heard some Rockets

I said suddenly I heard some knocking

just might get in a lot of cooperation

today and the sound of a big bird

talking never more never more

anyone taste no blue jay

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s

no I don't think he's so big

good morning

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hi kids

ready for some more poems

what are you gonna read first Nanny well

I thought I'd read g*ns to his favorite

what about the big scary bird okay

Godzilla oh I don't think that'll be

necessary Mrs Nanny look

I don't

oh

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thank you foreign