06x10 - The New Adventures of Kermo Polo

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my babies

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thank you

Marco

Polo

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radar has picked up the one they call

animal sir Full Speed Ahead man we're

going after him hi hi sir

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I know you're here somewhere animals

so Glory

foreign

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animal you know the rules if I touch you

you're it not no funny business

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come on animals this isn't fair got you

at last and you thought you fooled me

animal animal

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this is an animal why Marco hello Piggy

oh

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get out of my way piggy Skeeter

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get your boat

hello Kermit oh gosh

hi nanny what are you doing kid we're

playing Marco Polo yes

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and it seems like I've been it all day

why Kermit you're not giving up are you

the real Marco Polo would never give up

the real Marco Polo isn't he the guy who

invented the polo stick

oh silly Marco Polo is a famous fashion

designer right Nanny well actually piggy

you're both wrong what Marco Polo was a

famous explorer

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that Marco Polo I think I have a book

somewhere I know it's in the other room

come on

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ah here it is this should explain all

about him

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hey what's that Mommy that's a map of

the world where's the nursery oh I'm

afraid the nursery isn't on this map

Fozzie shouldn't we get a new one Nanny

yeah what if we get lost oh kids this

particular map is very very old it was

made in a time when people thought the

Seas were full of sea monsters and the

Earth was flat and if you went too far

you might fall off

oh yeah

brother cameras about Marco Polo Nanny

well Marco Polo was one of the first

people from Europe over here to visit

places like India and China over here he

was a great Explorer Trader and

Discoverer wow a great discover

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y

it's not my fault Miss chromopolo's

driving

don't go and sell my mates in me

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hold it smile

what are you doing

I'm a tourist isn't this the caramel

Paula luxury cross does this look like a

luxury cruise to you I think you're a

couple of centuries off fuzzy boy I got

I gotta talk to my travel agent

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what

happened say cheese

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why don't you take off that silly

blindfold so you can see where you're

going are you kidding I don't want to

see those sea monsters they scare me

I make all my best discoveries this way

how does he do that

gee where are we

I heard of the Great Wall of China

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see I do make my best discoveries

blindfolded

hurry

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oh boy oh nice going

the great Khan isn't gonna like this

hello the great con that's what I

thought she said who are you I and

skeetercon and I am scooter con not

cannot what

yeah whoa

here put your glasses on

thanks

who are you well

um I'm Carmel Polo famous explorer

Discoverer and Trader this is my crew

and we just discovered China a whole lot

of China how do you figure we were here

first her first remember yeah

oh gee I didn't think of that okay back

in the boat man wait a second

the great common sister

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we could use your help

geez there's exploring business isn't

all that it's cracked up to be

again

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to the Great Khan okay

boy that's some doorbell

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not again Gonzo you're supposed to be

the great Khan not King Kong whoops just

a sec

sorry

and you are my honored guests welcome

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your highness ah yes the SE are honored

guests of yours just put a crack in the

Great Wall

um we didn't mean to Mr Kern oh who

cares about a little crack in the wall

when there's such a vision of loveliness

before us huh where

hey watch it allow me to help you with

those dishes good girl

oh my

if you ask me that wolves not the only

thing around here that's cracked now

what can the great Khan do om do for you

well uh We've Come to trade your majesty

trade huh tell me more

laughs

wow can you do that again actually the

great car never repeats a trick but how

about this

ah wow thanks oh boy ah must have been a

please

um well actually I forgot my baseball

cards oh

no baseball card

S I guess I don't have anything trained

huh what

well I'll read you an original Babe Ruth

for her

well

hey cool you don't have a Babe Ruth

crewmo

wow that's a good trade

sorry you want bear well boy you're a

tough k*ller caramel tell you

too wow now let me get this straight

you're offering a Babe Ruth a Fernando

Valenzuela and the Colfax for the pig go

for it make the trade caramel can you

believe this

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person

you understand

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feet

nice timing animal welcome

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my latest creation noodles

a little sauce and you'd really have

something here here's your tomato juice

Almighty Khan

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hmm see what I mean hold it

could you stop with those flash bombs my

eyeballs are working overtime here oh

sorry

hey this is a great picture and it's not

even my good side your do you think

that's good you should see these

who would have thought such beauty could

be captured on film give me that picture

tell you what I'll trade you to Babe

Ruth the balance when I'm the Colfax for

these pictures

I'll throw in the noodles and I can take

them home with me yep deal what done and

that's how Marco Polo brought noodles

from the Orient to Italy

Annie didn't Marco Polo discover

anything new spaghetti was new to Marco

and the people back in Europe Kermit and

that's not Ollie discovered thanks to

Marco Polo maps of the world went from

this to this

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did kermo I mean Marco Polo discover all

those places not by himself but his

discoveries inspired other explorers

like Columbus and Magellan and Captain

Cook and Sir Francis Drake to race all

over the world looking for people places

and things of Wonder oh Sir Francis

Drake

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bones what's up

what's up

Drake

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I'll have to beat him to it

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are you kidding I could beat you

blindfolded I'm over here

well I could be you

baby

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on the scene of this year's Discovery

cup and what a race it's turning out to

be piloting is famous shift the golden

schnoz and representing Queen Camilla

Drake

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and representing the nursery that

veteran Explorer Discoverer traitor

extraordinaire turbo can't find it if

it's right in front of my face hello

thank you

over here

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thanks bro well it looks like this race

may be over sooner than we expected

Primo Polo is headed right for the edge

of the world huh

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ah man

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oh that's a d*ck

third mate skater reporting sir fourth

mate scooter reporting sir where's the

first distance mates overboard

yeah

I said

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excuse me sir Gonzo yes do you really

think it's fair for you to have a crew

when Karma Polo is doing the whole race

alone

control

I I don't see any crew we're down here

curly hair and we're not coming back to

you get rid of this stupid hat and touch

ing license

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oh boy

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looks like it's gonna be a close one

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oh boy

all right

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blaming well what's your foot doing on

my Island you

you I was here first we're not watch too

I think we need some help here will

Carmel sir Gonzo from my vantage point

it looks like

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oops looks like this Island's already

been discovered Phyllis you can say that

again darn just once I'd like to

discover something before anybody else

didn't I I was here first I'm captain

cook and this is Sandwich Island it is

we're delicious delights grow on every

tree what do you like we've got your

tuna fish tree your egg salad tree and

my own personal favorite the peanut

butter and jelly bean tree

ah tell me my little cream puff have you

found the Sardine liver washed

peppermint and hot sauce tree and

certainly not

then there's still stuff out there to be

discovered

what's that animal Ireland

animals discover

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what well you gotta admit Captain Cook

this island does look a lot like animals

work

what do you think

rubbermo we'll have to leave that final

decision up to our resident Explorer

expert nanny garagiola so nanny who did

win this race well Ralph I think all

these explorers are the winners

why sure because before the discovery

race started the people over here didn't

even know that the people over here and

here and here existed and that's how

they figured out the world looks like

this right Nanny that's right Ralph so

um everything's been discovered hi nanny

Oh No Kermit not everything take the

Fountain of Youth

Ponce de Leon spent years looking for

that and he never did find it oh my I

almost forgot I have a special surprise

cookie for you kids well I hope it's a

certain Liverpool

who did find that tree

hey I've got an idea I bet we could have

found the Fountain of use okay

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help you with that

um sure I guess so

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now it's got to be around here somewhere

you didn't bring a map yeah I never

needed one before that's cause you

couldn't see before

oh great now we'll never find the

Fountain of Youth did somebody say fine

huh what's that having trouble finding

something step right up to Foster Leon's

Fountain of used Explorer stock huh

whatever happened to that thought I

didn't find it and you know why

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because I didn't have the right stuff

but I do now

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listen one two six if you're gonna work

a walk to explore fly when you wanna go

with no one has gone before being funny

is fine but it's not enough when the

going gets tough you gotta have the

right stuff

or you probably need a portable phone or

happy sandwich

that once was actually on by Christopher

Columbus he should have had this Compass

today we're having a two-for-one sale on

empty Two-Face tubes they're great door

stops and look real good in your hair

the bravest explorers in history where

afraid to leave home without talking to

me say I buy espanol in case you want to

sail in the dark here's a light I got

from Lewis and Clark who are a sock that

walked in the Moon there's only one left

cool you'd better get it soon tomatoes

are fine but they're not enough well

you're absolutely positively really

gotta have the right stuff oh and you

better take a nap you'll be lost without

one

so do you have one

sure see

oh great it's broken

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good work animals

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do

I think sorrow the map

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thank you

Dolly hey look wow

my teddy

gotcha hey look we're here we are

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but it's a mountain of Youth not a

fountain of you thighs no wonder I

couldn't find it I was looking for the

wrong thing that would do it

do it hey Carmel Polo hereby clean this

mountain for Nanny and all of us great

explorers

what's all the excitement about kids we

just discovered the nursery Nanny and

it's right here

whoopsy sorry don't worry kids I'll fix

it after we eat I've made you a great

Marco Polo lunch really uh-huh spaghetti

and meatballs with silk placemats from

the Orient

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thank you

thank you

not the peoples spin

the clay what's a big idea

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