Welcome to our World! Where we serve you cookies to ensure you get the best viewing experience on our site.

Did you know that you can remove censorship board-wide, use our advanced search functions, be notified when new content is posted, join our memberships, set episodes to show in any order you want & more if you are logged into your account?

Register or sign in here: ucp.php?mode=register

06x06 - Comic Capers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Muppet Babies". Aired: September 15, 1984 – November 2, 1991.*
Watch/Buy Amazon


Series stars Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Scooter, Skeeter, Rowlf the Dog, and Gonzo as the main characters in their baby counterparts.

06x06 - Comic Capers

Post by bunniefuu »

baby baby

[Music]

I've got my computer

[Applause]

[Music]

is everything all right in here

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

yep just as I thought is it time yet

Professor mcbrainy well if our

calculations are correct it should be

here any second now hey Dr frog

I am 12

I'm not sure Professor McRaney hey maybe

you should look in your telescope Dr

frog uh glittery dear Dr beer

hmm nope I don't see anything yet I

don't believe it you fell for the old

black eye and the giant telescope trick

oh boy I think this is it guys how can

we be sure

well we have to wait

[Music]

is it here yet

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

hey get up with me

[Music]

hurry

it's so long well we had a little

trouble getting through that mess you

left in the hallway yeah

[Music]

you're funny

all right gee they work extra funny

today yeah let's get started Hey where's

nanny

gee I wanted to read the funnies now

wait a minute guys maybe we can read the

funnies ourselves huh sure look at this

one there's hardly any words I'll bet we

could make up the story just by looking

at the pictures great idea Comet so go

ahead me yeah where does Charlie Brown

Kermit and make it funny well

um okay

let's see

um uh Charlie Brown is getting ready to

fly a kite

[Music]

Charlie Brown starts running with his

kite and then yeah well I'm not sure

Charlie Brown says something and then

wait a minute

[Music]

[Music]

so I thought you were cleaning up the

hallway that's

watch it

if you don't clean up your mess we'll

get in trouble

[Music]

you better go do it okay okay

a scientific

[Music]

lizards while avoiding the many dangers

[Music]

Danger

[Music]

ous

boy oh yeah

[Music]

universe

[Music]

I think I forgot

[Music]

what are you doing

what you haven't even started to clean

up here

let's clean up and it's really all the

bunnies with us okay thanks piggy you're

welcome

some people read the funnies

let's read another one Kermit

well let's see um how about

may I please read the next one please I

[Music]

going to read about the lady in

apartment

like funny but I don't think it's a

funny funny me either it's not supposed

to be a funny funny it's supposed to be

dramatic like those soap operas they

show on TV apartment 3B it's all about

nosy people sticking their noses into

other people's business and the nosiest

person of all is

[Music]

well I think you're wrong

and just what do you think you're doing

Miss nosy

well right now she's got her nosy nose

stuck in the hallway carpet

hey this bunny is funnier than I thought

Barcelona

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

does it really make any difference

wow

[Music]

[Music]

it's

gonna take you forever to clean up this

mess

[Music]

crashes to the constellations

what I said oh okay you guys

read my favorite comic Spider Girl wait

a minute Skeeter I always thought it was

called Spider-Man nope the spider

obser looks like Spider-Man you can't

tell who's under that costume Rolf gee I

never thought of that it could even be

spider dog huh this is the daily

flugelhorn and this is Peter Barker Ace

news picture taker but Peter Barker has

another secret identity this is a

special day

bad guys are done at the warehouse

stealing all kinds

burglar alarms this sounds like a job

form

ER dog

[Music]

oh yeah I forgot

spider dog is here

well a thing web Slinger I ran out of

newspaper now what do I do

hey you why don't you come down here and

start a new road great idea Spiderman

spider swaying shorty but you gotta work

on those Landings right

look the warehouse

hey who are you

well of course well this is my adventure

spider girl oh yeah well you're not

gonna catch too many bad guys hanging

from a flagpole

[Music]

oh boy you gotta work on those Landings

I know I know listen spider dog I'm the

only spider hero around here

[Music]

oh yeah

[Music]

no way spider girl I'm the spider hero

around here what

foreign

[Music]

bouncing babies looks like I'll have to

handle this paper myself

[Music]

thank you

hey hey you kids cut that out

don't you know there's only one

Spider-Man sorry

[Music]

let's get out of here oh boy

[Music]

oh no I can't believe it we read all the

funnies already there's no more gosh now

we have to wait a whole week to read

them again this is awful hey maybe we

don't have to wait huh I mean why don't

we draw our own money we're Piggy

on

es

we don't care about the frumpy we can

hardly read

the water I'll tell you what we need

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

it

[Applause]

[Music]

Little Birds

[Music]

scooter Tracy

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

what are you trying scooter Blondie and

dad would I'm gonna have Dad would come

out of that door and knock over Mr

Beasley the mailman again

that sounds funny

but I can't get the mailman to look

right

closer here let me try well hey

gosh I don't know

wow now I look like Charlie Brown wow

sorry what do these buttons do

I'll get it this time scooter

okay okay

um

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

don't change the backgrounds

I'm trying I'm trying

okay Dragon you asked for it huh where's

my weapon

celery this won't work either

[Music]

that's right then who's out there

working my computer

[Music]

don't you have anything better to do

yeah Ganzo don't you like finish

cleaning the hallway oh yeah the hallway

that's right it's over this way

[Music]

yes I have one of those days

foreign

[Music]

I decided to draw my most favorite comic

strip peanuts peanuts oh that's my

favorite right too let me see but

where's Lucy and Charlie Brown and the

rest of the kids well

um uh I can't draw people very good

piggy I see what you mean Harry thank

you so I'll just finish up this tree

yeah

[Music]

place a perfect spot for a comic strip

character and I can't draw hey what's

that bro what are you doing here well I

heard you needed some peanuts for your

funnies so I thought I'd help out gosh

what somebody sure Drew this piano Out

Of Tune

oh yeah

butterscotch Skeeter is the name

[Music]

[Music]

um I think I have a deep-rooted need for

approval aggravated by the fact that I'm

kind of short and green nope that's not

it you just can't draw oh gosh thanks a

lot to eat wait until you get my bill

sheesh

[Music]

hey Kermit piggy come and look at the

comic strips animal make Minnie Mouse

just what did you do these are the old

Comics we read this morning

no lucky me huh

they do look kind of different yeah

they're all mixed up

[Music]

funnels

where are we gee I think this is Blondie

and Dagwood's house gotta run Blondie

late for work

[Music]

Sally kids wait a second those aren't my

kids

come on let's get out of here which way

should we go let's try it this way

hey it's that comic strip about the

funny soldiers in the desert I wonder

where the drinking fountain is uh fuzzy

there's no water in the desert really

then what's that

funny sorry

guys I hope that Frankie doesn't mind

just borrowing his ba*ls or his hats hey

where are we anyway I'll climb up and

see where we are

[Music]

well that's no problem we just ran out

of motion

[Music]

[Music]

Hey look it's Gonzo

[Music]

[Music]

um

but did you have to bring him too

sorry about that challenge

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

where do we go

[Music]

[Applause]

big web slingers I've heard of reigning

cats and dogs but pigs and bears

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

yo take that you what good though

me oh boy are we going to see you Maddie

and I'm glad to see you too Gonzo ready

to read the funny papers now

you what ah we found out that we can

make up really great stories just by

looking at the funny pictures well that

sounds wonderful kids I can hardly wait

you can come and get me as soon as you

clean up the mess in this hallway

[Music]

yeah

[Music]

yeah

I'm not sure if you would ever see the

nursery again

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

my brother mom brother animal

hello

I'd say we have a little problem here

what do you say

[Music]