06x05 - Not Necessarily the Babies

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

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yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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Storybook Land is so beautiful

hey there's Paul Bunyan

and beneath the Blue Ox baked the Blue

Ox

what the inside

there's Peter Rabbit rabbit and there's

Mr Ed

Wards

oh I knew that oh lucky

I said Wonderland

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piggy I thought a bookmobile was

supposed to take books where kids live

not

Skeeter it takes character with a

bookstore it's

yeah folks don't get all mushed up on a

Shelf

gee sounds like the bookmobile is

running out of gas huh

no but this real frog can

you

guys are hairy Chic oh sorry hey is it

time for Nanny to read us a story yet

Karen let's load up all the books and go

fingers

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well I haven't forgotten I promise to

read you a story right after the news

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is it over yet not yet Kermit

um

why don't you watch the news Nanny yeah

is it funny like funny Freddy are there

whoopee cushions no Fozzy the News tells

and shows people all of the important

things that happen in the world each day

Prince came to say beautiful snow white

or or when the swamp aliens turned Bambi

into a potato huh oh and when did that

happen well not exactly kids the news is

mostly about the real world you know

what the president did who won the big

game if it's going to be rainy or sunny

tomorrow

will the news tell you what story to

read to us oh no Fozzy I'm afraid we'll

have to decide that by ourselves as soon

as

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come on everybody

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and he sure does like the news I'll say

I bet there's never any news about the

nursery on TV

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you mean like when you dreamed you were

being chased by that big yellow worm and

woke up eating your own sock this

morning

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as far as he lost his rubber chicken

not today see

fuzzy that's your whoopee cushion it is

looking for this there it is see I

didn't lose it thanks piggy hey why

don't we do our own new show all about

the nursery and stuff kids do yeah

three two one

okay

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la la

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okay great perfect you're on

um I forgot what I was doing

oh yeah

good news fans this is your Nursery

newscaster Kermit Frogger with news and

special reports about everything that

happened in the nursery today

I've been uh

scooter drops jar of red strawberry jam

on kitchen floor

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benefits

so far today is that Fozzie Bear hasn't

lost his rubber chicken let's go down to

our reporter on the street

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your arms

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hello there

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that's easy

homeboy excuse me and you lose it every

day why is today different

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what was the question

why haven't you lost it today

my leather napkins

a piggy are you sure I need makeup I am

green you know and

TV wears makeup silly hey Kermit you're

on all right

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well uh I guess it's my turn

um

today started with I woke up the first

thing I did was brush my hair and I put

on my most favorite dress

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how am I doing well I think the news is

supposed to be uh more

um

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are you saying what I'm saying isn't

news

um

well I think it's up to them to decide

so what do you say dear dear fans of

mine hey

uh sorry Piggy and there are more of the

headline news let's check in with

Dinosaur again

hello

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oh boy ah no offense but there's gotta

be something bigger than this

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with you

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oh Nanny it's you

I thought the nursery was being invaded

by bananas of a higher intelligence Oh

Gonzo how's it going kids

I still haven't lost my rubber chicken

that's nice fuzzy so did you decide what

story you want me to read Kermit

we've forgotten Annie we were doing our

own TV news show well that sounds like

fun I guess I'll read to you later okay

oh and I brought you some fruit for a

snack okay thanks love me

back

thank you too what piggy oh

figures

what kind of food Health Food nope outer

space food

a rubber chicken soup

I'll show you kermy would you please

introduce more

um okay and now here's piggy with uh uh

some songs

thank you Kermit today I'm going to tell

you something you all need to know how

to eat in restaurants

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thank you to begin our report

um we um

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excuse me kidlet

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Bruce Willis can you believe it oh I can

of course he's a close personal friend

of mine oh look there's princess

all right

another close personal friend of mine I

wonder who else

I thought this was a story about how to

eat in restaurants

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foreign

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you didn't catch me

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back to you Kermit sorry piggy that's

the messiest news report I've ever seen

oh boy

oh okay it's time for

hey yo yowza I'm rophie ropham

wrong camera huh

right hey yo yoza I'm rophie rofum and

this is the nursery news video countdown

where we play the top 100 greatest songs

of the week

um wrong I think 10 hundreds of you too

many don't you uh yeah okay how about

10. how about two right the band in this

week's number two slot comes to us all

the way from the North Pole their

favorite color is anything but white

they love sushi and they're called the

big white hairy Animals the song the

iceberg stop on Glacier records

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all right already here's the number one

song of the week requested by a little

piggy all the way from nanny's house

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one of them is green one is blue and

together they make up the news brothers

on six o'clock records

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all day you can't stop the news

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YouTube

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some talking birds were seeing flying

over town

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give me five

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well that wraps up the music news for

this week see you all next time

for me again welcome to six minutes

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you hit the sunglasses

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are six minutes I'll show you the wild

weird wacky mixed up world of children's

Fashions huh Lots

you go first Gonzo

I don't

have toys and kids toys that get lost

kids that lose them not a pleasant story

but one that must be told take the story

of this poor bear and his lost rubber

chicken hi there my chicken isn't lost

he's right here see say hello chicken

hello I taped into my wrist yeah yeah

what

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loser

those very Bears every day teddy bears

oh no my caddy where did he go ah what

question fuzzy where do lost toys go to

find out we went here the Bureau of the

Lost toys yes Behind These doors is

every toy ever lost huh

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for instance

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wait a minute

oh boy

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hey you're not my mama boy you can see

that again

frisky Little Devils

oh no not again oh yes here's Kermit all

ready for the beach in a hot tank top

with big red and white stripes a yellow

ducky matching couple and fins all by

rivets of the evergladesh

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yeah

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say what every frog needs an extra pair

of flippers

oh yeah lost toys they're all here but

why whose fault is it the toys

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looks like sun toys

please do they run away on purpose not

according to one Anonymous witness ran

away on purpose that's the laugh Riot

baseballs May roll away but as toys

never run away

ready for a big night of hot buttered

popcorn and watching rocks videos on TV

pretty cute huh what's the matter with

you piggy this is important not to me

she's right I follow toys hear this all

the time we aren't important we're

boring it's tough to be an old toy these

days gee kids can be so

smooth forgetting where they put us

forgetting about us all together really

we'll do that

all of you we do gee we don't mean to

honest that's for sure I'd never do that

my rubber chicken is taped to my wrist

see oh yeah yeah so what about

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my teddy yeah Teddy the bear you forgot

I'm sorry I'll never forget again ah

maybe we all better go find our old toys

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are mixing blocks and cars and dolls

have ended up here from the mural of

lost toys this is your roving reporter

signing off

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my own capital and my old kazoo

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what does that do Ganzo I don't

I don't know but I always loved it gosh

if we hadn't watched the nursery news we

never would have found out how our lost

toys fell yeah

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we do why why

she watches so she knows what's going on

in the world right that must be how

grown-ups know so much about everything

yeah

yeah

bye kids

it's almost nap time now get into your

cribs and I'll be and read your story in

a minute

boy this is great having our toys back

hey speaking of friends where's scooter

yeah

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hello do you ever go to bed with two

socks on and then wake up with only one

I do where do those socks go anyway and

do you ever wonder how they get a whole

cow in here

yeah must be a pretty small cow

what's this cow saying anyway probably

asking to get out I know I would and if

the moon is made of cheese why is it

it's spoiled by now there you are

scooter oh hi nanny

you're supposed to be in the crib for

your nap

did you ever have your Nanny pick you up

and carry you away right in the middle

of your TV show I just did

there that's better now

once upon a time

foreign

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no no

no

no no no no no no no no

world news fans I guess that wraps up

the nursery news for today so it's About

Time to Say Goodbye

frog signing off

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