06x04 - The Green Ranger

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make our dreams come true

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sounds like they got some trouble at the

rusty spur

anytime anywhere when help is needed

I'll be there yeah

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what in tarnation

seems more like a question of what's

coming out of there

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oh

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let me see those cards

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it's the rage Rider

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is

what seems to be the problem here miss

pinky uh somebody said they caught weird

Bill cheating at cards is that so the

range Rider doesn't like cheating I

didn't cheat Wyatt

always I'm afraid you're gonna have to

let me see your hands

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those hands

oh finally

hmm two mackerels in a flounder well

seems to me we're gonna have to sort

this out with your Nanny

that one gets him every time all right

come along peaceful life fellas

I didn't do nothing wrong

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yes you do you know what happens to

Little Blue Cow pokes who can't keep

their filters out of other people's

business ah they want a free can of

Saddle soap not exactly

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are you kids all right I thought I heard

a crash

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nope and I didn't smell anything either

sorry nanny I guess we just got carried

away watching my favorite hero the range

Rider hey Kermit look that's so was the

range Rider rides off into the sunset

for the last time on this station we bit

him a bond farewell tune in tomorrow for

a new daytime drama as the toast Burns

gosh what does that mean nanny I guess

the range Rider won't be on TV anymore

why not well that show's been running

since I was a little girl Kermit they

probably ran out of episodes to rerun

ran out but what's the range Rider gonna

do well he's probably pretty old too by

now you can't ride the range forever you

know don't you think he deserves a

little rest well sure Nanny but he's my

hero who's gonna protect the old west

from Outlaws and junk gosh I don't know

Kermit someone new always seems to come

along now I've got work to do I check on

you kids later okay okay

G Kermit that's too bad about the rain

dryer

two

two the weird coloring book I made see

sheesh no thanks guys I don't feel much

like playing okay g*ns oh it's your turn

to deal and deal right this time

okay

hello anybody's home

sure is quiet

hey everything's just the same as it was

on TV

and wonder where the range writer is

oh gosh the old west wasn't very well

built was it don't you know how to use a

door son

oh sorry mister I was just looking for

the range Rider well you don't say

um yes I do have you seen him well that

depends what do you want him for well my

name's Kermit and I'm one of his biggest

fans yeah don't say yes I do and then he

says he's probably older needs to rest

and that's why he's not going to be on

TV anymore this nanny gal sounds pretty

smart yeah but if he does that who's

gonna be the hero that protects the old

west well who knows maybe you son me I

could never be a hero no no you might

surprise you yourself someday

nice cat son sorry hey this thing isn't

heavy well that's your first lesson

Kermit it's always easier to be a hero

when you're not thinking about it that's

a movie problem now let's see an outfit

first thing you're going to need is a

pair of boots huh and don't you think

they're a little too big no you're still

growing ain't you now let's see you need

a hat

I don't think frogs ever grow this beard

don't worry about it we'll stuff some

paper in there hmm we're gonna need a

special horse

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don't you oh

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sweet now all you need is a handle a

handle yeah you know a name but I've

already got a name not that kind of a

name a hero name like uh hop along

froggy or he is kind of green and greeny

isn't it that's it the Green Ranger

now up you go son the Green Ranger but

never ridden a real horse like Trixie

before Oh there's nothing to it you just

say yeah when you want her to go and

whoa when you want her to stop

get your motto anytime anywhere when

help is needed I'll be there but that's

the range Raiders model oh he won't mind

trust me

your hero you figure it out and if you

fall off just get right back up there in

the saddle

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tricks

he did say whoa

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again make up your mind kermy do you

want to play or not we win me one

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everything all right in here hopefully

you were right Nanny the rangewriter is

taking a rest and his friend said I

should take his place he did yeah but I

I don't think I'm good enough well I

think you'd make a fine Cowboy hero

Kermit you just need a little practice

really sure just take it one step at a

time okay okay

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hey Kermit did you really talk to the

range Rider but I met an old man who

knows him he gave me his horse and

everything see gosh

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wow gee Kermit that's really cool hmm

now how do I start to be a hero but

Kirby you've always been a hero tomorrow

yes I know how you feel piggy but this

Western hero stuff is different

all you need is a little practice

and I'm just the guy to give it to you

huh you were happy partner

I'm right up here don't be shy who are

you scouty wagon Master one of the great

unknown Heroes of the old west the

traveling salesman oh boy I'm the one

who taught all them other Heroes how and

now

training books when I can't read

you look at pictures don't you yeah

everything's drawn out for you nice and

simple like see

did you say simple

simple is falling off a horse falling

off a horse

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oh boy

gosh it sure sounds like a fella could

get hurt in this hero business no

problem I got knee pads shoulder pads

elbow pads crash helmets and chin straps

in every color there is plus these

patented cushion line cowboy chaps they

take the sword out of Saddle sore like a

pear

well

maybe later

what is that

I thought so two of the craziest

Critters on the Prairie Ferrari is

fastiest

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he is a pretty fast crawler

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and who's he supposed to be loose

nauseous weirdest which means weirdo

coyote been trying to catch that road

crawler all his life okay so let's begin

toy hero chapter one well okay

you can't learn how to be a hero from a

book you gotta learn from a real hero

like me you sure you heard a skinny

opening too well um oh brother quiet

Scotty I got the greatest little cowboy

School in the west so what do you say

well are you good I thought we'd start

with something simple like rope and a

post now watch Clues

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here you try it

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but this is ridiculous

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thank you

chill off sheesh pretty good for a

beginner oh now I know why Cowboys walk

like this not bad Kermit now for Heroes

lesson number two all right guys I don't

know about these hero lessons

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this guy never learns does he Trixie

nope

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you're trying to become a hero or a

tumbleweed huh or is this what you City

Boys call Spring training very funny get

me out of here would you sure thing live

onto that tree

oh

oh

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that's a lot better sorry

now you kids look like you could use

some serious help get us out of this

thing would you Trixie yeah please okey

dokey

thanks no problem no Lord

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who are you and

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Peyton and Driver scoot huh howdy y'all

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I don't he doesn't nope oh kermy I mean

the Green Ranger needs is he does I do a

modern cowgirl with beauty print and a

great head for business modern cowgirl

uh-huh just like on nighttime TV

now where was I oh yes New West Old West

it's all big business

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a green ranger yeah but what you got to

do with being a hero huh

with a partner like me you'll go

straight

to the Green Ranger partner that's right

now here put on these clothes well

nothing go on now scoot what not you him

oh

Excuse Me Miss Ewing but where do I fit

in

up to you about that Trixie you're such

a good horsey

we thought you might like a nice long

holiday seeing a beautiful pasture

somewhere how does that sound well

sounds pretty good but

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you look fabulous thanks

um where's Trixie don't forget about

Trixie we've got big plans for you first

we put you on the covers of Green People

magazine and oxen plows see gosh bam

there'll be candy bars cartoons a TV

series and green ranger the movie

naturally I will be your co-star

literally well

even have our own dolls this one's my

favorite cause you can dance with it

pleased to meet you

still have a few books to work out on

that one but get this we've recorded

your very own Green Ranger theme song

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slow it down

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away

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of course

Green Ranger

Green Ranger

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so Kermit what do you think yeah what I

don't know you guys there must be more

to being a hero than roping and riding

or wearing fancy outfits or having songs

written about stuff he never did gosh

maybe I'm just not the hero type

cut it now

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excuse me piggy uh animal would you

please stop that and give kanjo Becky's

coloring book okay

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you see you saved me my beard

just like a real hero and I wasn't even

thinking about it

oh my are you kids all right thanks to

Kermit Nanny he saved me

and he got animal to give Gonzo back his

coloring book too just by saying please

why Kermit sounds like you're a real

hero after all but not like the range

Rider Nanny but you learn from the range

Rider Kermit the best heroes are the

ones who do things for other people like

you did for Piggy and Gonzo really near

me yes really Kermit yay

he did it

yay Kermit you did it

hey there

Trixie you're back yep Economist the old

Ranger welcome back son what do you

saying you're ready to take over for the

range Rider well I've been thinking

about it sir and I want to be just like

him kinda but I don't want to replace

him he's my hero and I want him to stay

that way forever so I brought this stuff

back

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gosh these boots must have shrunk sounds

like maybe you've grown into him a bit

son

I sure wish the range Rider would still

be around where I could see him though

son if you like the range Rider that

much you can see him whenever you need

him right up here really

sure is sh**ting give it a try

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hey gosh thanks mister

you know so much anyway whoa you better

get on back to your friends now Kermit

they'll be expecting it go on here come

on Trixie yeah okay bye mister and

things oh I forgot to ask you what's

your name so long keep up the son you're

a hero in my book already yeah

gosh that was the range Rider

thank you

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well what are you boys want now

no problem

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look at me like that they said go bye

bye

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