06x02 - And Now a Word from Our Muppets

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happy babies

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romance I love great jokes

I've got my computer

yeah

is everything all right in here

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thank you

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foreign

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um no thanks

when it comes to flops and Flakes I'm an

expert I couldn't have said it better

myself hi kids

having a nice breakfast yes

I wonder what all that stuff is for what

stop that old Tire the fake Flamingo the

ball and the crutches wow

maybe her flamingos sprained his ankle

changing a flat tire on his way to play

soccer

water polo hey I know maybe Nanny's

taking up Flamingo Polo what I'm sure

Flamingo Polo is a great game

the players right on flamingos and try

to get a soccer ball through a spare

tire

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hey

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yes Kermit what are you doing I'm

getting ready for my garage sale

tomorrow garage sale that's right oh

gosh that's great yeah a garage sale hey

what is a garage sale anyway don't be

silly everyone knows what a garage sale

is

me neither

do you know

what it is

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put your garage in my hands

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Morrow come on piggy that's not what a

garage sale is and you know it yes it is

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those are special gifts for Nanny's most

value

value you're just making that all up

Piggy come on you guys

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well kids I'm collecting all the things

I don't need anymore and tomorrow I'll

put them outside and I'll sell them to

people who can use them wow what a

wonderful idea yeah much better than

trying to sell a demo garage I'm going

up now to see what we have in the Attic

why would anyone buy this stuff

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the prices

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I don't know when it is

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he does I know yeah let's all make a big

mess

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how do we make a commercial yeah we know

how to watch them but we don't know how

to make them

we'll help you Nanny

just put this extra stuff in the nursery

good idea

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hey open Nanny knows how to make

commercials yeah she knows everything

um Nanny can I ask you an important

question why sure Kermit

um where do commercials come from huh

commercials well let's see when people

want to sell their product they go to an

ad agency what's that ad agencies are

where people think up the ideas for all

the commercials come on

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come on

oh my

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God

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that's really weird

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well I think the first thing we have to

do is tell people what a great lady our

nanny is

that sounds good so we should start out

with a picture of Nanny and next a big

strong voice should come in and start

talking about her our Nanny she's the

best that's a big strong voice oh nanny

is Squish sheets and warm hugs she's

chocolate chip cookies right out of the

oven huh she likes to wear metal hats

and and she has a very special way of

looking at things

he can leap tall buildings in a single

bound then she loves animals hey wait a

minute

what's going on

cut it out

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that commercial well how about you piggy

do you have any ideas for commercials

yes

them

idea where

Google

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Piggy's right what why thank you

why can't we do both what do you mean

Skeeter can be in charge of the

commercials and piggy can do the show

for the commercials to interrupt

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ion

oh I can see it now it will be something

very romantic with lots of love and

mushy stuff

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I was afraid of that I'm ready

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what's all we yelling about piggy well

we're trying to get ready for the garage

sale tomorrow

you could clean up some of this Dusty

old stuff with his sudsy sponge

the whole animal I'm gonna go and see

what else I can find to the sale kids

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sure let's go scooter

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coffee

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machine

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our weekend in Brazil

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how about the whole Nursery

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okay how about a dollar

hold on

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ready ready

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Hit It Ralph

these are the days in our Nursery

when we left left the beautiful piggy

broken heart her boyfriend had forgotten

her birthday her girlfriend had

forgotten her name and Biggie had

forgotten where she put her secret stash

of cupcakes all in all it's been a

pretty rotten day so let's tune in and

see what piggy will do with all her

terrible horrible yucco problems today

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folks and did never happen to you

whoa I almost broke my favorite toy well

wheat no more my friend with this

amazing offer from Nanny Incorporated

you can get a complete set of already

broken toys for less money than it takes

to drop them down a flight of stairs huh

that's right why go through the sadness

of having all your favorite toys break

when Nanny can send you a whole box of

toys that are already broken broken toys

well that's ridiculous and by ordering

today you'll also get this amazing set

of plastic forks and spoons absolutely

free free that's right huh these two

vacuum cleaner bags a complete set of

unmatched luggage and this amazing empty

goldfish Bowl wow I love not having

goldfish plus if you act now we'll throw

in this very special free gift behind

the curtain wow

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how much would you expect to pay for

this exciting offer

gosh I don't know ah wait there's more

there is wow just for calling today

we'll throw in two dozen of these and

whenever they are isn't that amazing

yeah amazing give me two

me sick I'll take them all you won't

regret it

hey hey hold on

and now back to our program The Guiding

pig

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that's all it will take

okay Peter what's that big idea relax

piggy you get to do your show but you

can't have TV without commercials what

here we go

because we show there's about a zillion

commercials right well now that you

mention it before like I said

commercials and now Nanny and Company is

proud to present the best book around

it's monkey the book that's right

he comes in all colors and sizes and

don't worry if he has no pictures bookie

has a thousand uses you could use them

to make yourself taller

or use them as a fan

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you can even use bookie to make a loud

noise

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and there's more use bookie to make

things flat

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flop

flandrex you can have all kinds of fun

with bookie the book

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and when you get older and learn to read

bookie the book is better than ever

bookie the book that Tori that lasts a

lifetime buy one today at Manny's garage

sale

hey

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get those books put away okay we have

our last third commercials

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and now we return you to all my piggies

my piggy wait a minute

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and now another chapter in the life of

all my piggies

they said oh my piggy okay how about

just a couple of my piggies one piggy

how about a Half Baked Ham

all right already I'm here

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crying and yelling and acting kinda

unhappy today she's in her kitchen

waiting for her long lost

brother-sister's younger son to arrive

and tell her where her cousin's uncle's

dog is being okay

wow

worried about your dirty kitchen floor

huh it's no problem if you've got one of

Miss Nanny's used brooms and mops what

you smell this you never worry about

embarrassing stinky odors again

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you're worried about

fresh flower scent

now these flowers

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Peter I'm

I'm fired up your regular everyday

clothes oh my clothes I'm from Nanny's

used clothes Nanny's got it all for the

very big and a very small

just listen to these satisfied customers

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inside someone's sort of lost chubby

like you pick me

exactly just squeezing just smells that

Aroma

Jiffy we got poorly short shortly

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commercials piggy this is your show my

show idiot hey I can't tell the

difference anymore you'll notice the

difference right away when you use many

space-age washboard on your laundry

want to get away from it all

take many years and leave the flying to

us

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I'm getting out of here

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we have secretly replaced Piggy's

parachute with one of many soft white

everything

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blah blah blah

thank you

what's going on kids

what kind of commercials for

now

and to be hurting my show to help

entertain your customers commercials

show oh my goodness you have been busy

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looks better you can I don't want people

to buy my things just because they like

your commercials

no I want them to buy my things because

they can use them you're kidding we're

Team near me we just wanted to help you

with your sale well I know a great way

you can help me with my garage sale

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make a

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Bakery

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piggy well I

I forgot to finish my Show

Hush piggy why don't you just tell us

How It Ends

how am I sure why not no muffin okay

okay

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good show piggy we go to Miami

thank you

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that's not true

you can come when he tried to steal

people

he's making it up and fun

fibbing Gonzo

will you marry me and we'll live happily

amateur granzo none of that stuff is

gonna happen oh yeah

strong

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bye