05x08 - He's a Wonderful Frog

[bunniefuu]

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happy babies

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is everything all right in here

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it's the leave it to piggy that I love

who knows best show cool

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that reminds me of a joke what did the

rug say to the floor give up

you're covered with me

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quiet fuzzy I'm trying to watch

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oh what do you think you're doing

all day every day now where do I put

this in you can't Nanny doesn't allow us

to pluck stuff in remember

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all right

what happened

gosh I'm sorry Mom I was working on my

souped up jalopy and I kind of

accidentally blew up the garage

I just have to have a new pair of

running shoes for the senior upcoming

track meet oh please Mom please please

please with sugar on it you blew it up

no Mom you don't blow up shoes that's a

huge the garage not the whole garage mom

how much

all but two feet two feet perfect

moms not shoes

it was just a little expl*si*n

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I've got places to go people to see

vacuums to sell it was an accident

no no

no no no no no

I don't know what to do follow me

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please Dad I need these shoes listen

Pops what's a little dirt between

Homemakers I didn't mean to do it these

kids are

um do you know what's going on look

okay

where are you going father

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don't you guys remember I'm going to

visit Robin this week huh Robin I don't

remember anyone named Robin on this show

Robin the Deadpool oh yeah Robin

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I do there's no one else you can play

father like you I'm sorry piggy but I

got to ah all right

try out for the party are now opening

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so tough

nope

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huh you should

oh piggy the most smartest prettiest

wife ever in the whole world I'm home

now this guy a girl could learn to like

hi kids hi Daddy are you about ready

Kermit in a minute Nanny I'm just

packing a few of my favorite toys now

remember kids we're not going to make a

fuss about Kermit going away we're not

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you might not want to go at all right so

everyone put on your very best Smiles

okay okay

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um

yeah we're supposed to make it easy for

Kermit to leave remember well

really I know how to make it real easy

for Kermit to leave watch huh

yeah fuzzy don't worry about leaving us

we're probably not gonna miss you at all

you're nerd

in fact you could stay for two weeks if

you really wanted to well

um Pete thanks fuzzy you could even stay

a whole year if you were having a really

good time hey maybe you shouldn't come

back at all yeah that's a great idea I'm

gonna tell the others did I miss

something hey everybody I made Kermit

feel so good about leaving he'll

probably never come back at all what

what's the matter did I say something

wrong you you said that comment is never

ever coming back I did oh no this is

terrible

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who would I marry oh piggy piggy piggy

yes Ralph will you take Kermit and

Promise Too

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never let him get away oh yes

a simple I do would be fun

I do mermaid yeah

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all right Kermit okay okay I do good

cause she's falling in love with you

all right now you can kiss the bride

what if my Kumi wasn't clear should I or

shouldn't I here

I'm waiting I shouldn't but I'm gonna

oh yeah

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it's there

probably

hi kids what's going on oh um yeah I

I

stuck in my favorite smell

that's nice Piggy

hermit I'll take your bags out to the

front room and I'll call you when the

taxi gets here okay Nanny thanks oh my

these are heavy you'd think you were

never coming back Kermit what did she

say never coming back

that's what I thought she said you see

you

knows Kermit's not coming back what are

we gonna do well we have to make him

wanna come back how do we do that I have

an idea thanks fuzzy but we need an idea

that'll work oh never mind how about a

mushy card or a singing telegram oh yes

and scooter and

piggy died what I said piggy the hog

um never mind listen what we need is

something big you mean like a poster nah

that's chicken feet

Small Potatoes

balloon

like seen before

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no you're not balloon balloon

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thank you

I guess we're trying to blow that one

huh

hey I've got an idea listen to this

hey guys

Gonzo what's going on

Kermit we're talking about you never

coming back never coming back why does

everyone keep saying that of course I'm

coming back what if I didn't come back I

wonder what it would be like out there

all alone without my friend I guess I'd

sort of be permit the hermit

hey this isn't so bad The Great Outdoors

a campfire

frogs never were very good at toasting

marshmallows

gosh it gets dark awfully quick around

here doesn't it

wow this will do the chirping cricket

and the hooting Owl and the howling wolf

howling wolf

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and whatever that one

oh boy

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you know sometimes being alone isn't

always cracked up to be

and I think this is one of those times

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frog here is your life

what

hermit we've invited you to our

television Studio too but we're not in a

television Studio Ralph we're in the

nursery we are hey animals

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wow so anyway as I was saying Kermit all

your good buddies want to show you what

a really swell frog we think you are and

why we want you to come back after your

visit but Ralph I am coming back so

Kermit tea frog here is your life

hermit D frog was born one Rainy Day in

India what the Kermit didn't mind the

rain at all

please buy wolves in the wild back

country of Illinois little Kermit always

got along well with his fellow Cubs

herbs

next Kermit was elected emperor of

California

um where he ruled with kindness made

sure there was plenty of ice cream for

everyone and

gross yeah Kermit none of that stuff

ever happened to me didn't nope hey who

made this book anyway we did that

explains it sheesh well so much for the

past

let's take a look at what the future

would be if you didn't come back but

Rolf I am and here to tell the future is

our resident fortune teller the wizard

of nerd

animal you're gonna drop my ball

gee I guess he really can tell the

future

my last crystal ball what am I supposed

to use football

this will never work just try it okay

scooter well okay

the Futures here for one and all when I

look into my crystal and football tell

us where we all will be if Hermit leaves

us Yes siree red Schooner shh I'm

getting something

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see I knew it wouldn't work try again

okay

oh magic ball that holds the future show

us Ralph our favorite punch here

and roll look that looks like me cool

and you're playing the piano just like

you always wanted well sort of you see

without you there to cheer him on Kermit

Roth stop practicing you weird but I

wouldn't and he never got any further

than playing elevator music

excuse me

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could you get that for me sure back what

a bummer sorry wrong but like I was

saying who else do you see there Scooter

I see big trouble in the very near

future all right that's our football the

pile on the kid with the glasses

I got it okay guys the last one on the

field is a rotten egg

so anyway Kermit the past is past and

the future is um futureed but what about

today

let's hear from two of the loveliest

girls in the nursery your dear friends

Skeeter and piggy

right take it away girls

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I'd feed him cookies and milk

we can feel like a king

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clean his room for him and put

everything in his place

just to see that smile on his face

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wait a minute

oh yeah

never is better than yours

Lana well I've had the chickenpox yeah

and now let's get on with here is your

life Kermit defrog

here's a voice you might recognize

Kermit listen to this

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house hey it's Gonzo

yes Pete grandchild that was really nice

of you to see but I am coming back wait

a minute

waitable is that never is with Gonzo

look when the sun stops shining the

temperature of the earth will begin to

drop

and the wind

really wait that's only the start

big furnace

won't come home

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oh brother

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he's an idiot oh hey

Square dancers

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will be canceled

oh

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nice pinky what did you do that for

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um

thanks piggy

now where was I

at Gonzo

um I really don't think all of that

stuff would happen just because I left

the nursery

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well thank you Gonzo now Kermit we have

one last voice for you today do you

recognize this one knock knock

who's here the bear oh boy

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I know it's all my fault I don't know

why it's my fault but they said it was

watch your fault fuzzy yeah you're never

coming back to the nursery because I

told you not to come back but I didn't

mean that you shouldn't come back I just

wanted you not to worry about coming

back if you came back or no wait was it

that but fuzzy I am coming back you are

ever that's what I've been trying to

tell you all along you mean we made this

whole show for you for nothing no rules

you guys made me feel great I'll never

forget it God I stinks a lot

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me no sir big it was my idea I said to

differ with you but the idea was all

mine hey I was the one who told him to

go away and never come back

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guys everybody it doesn't matter I mean

I don't care

gosh I think this is starting to get out

of hands up

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thanks animal welcome blessing you guys

I don't care whose idea was I think you

all are pretty special and and you're

definitely coming back to the nursery

after your visit of course I am

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time to go the Taxi's here I'm ready

nanny

goodbye everybody see you next week

imagine me thinking the sun wouldn't

shine just because Kermit left the

nursery huh oh no it's true

are you guys I knew it was animal all

the time

in case

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thank you

all set Kermit sure am near me I packed

my toothbrush and everything okay then

have a nice trip thanks Mammy okay

driver drive carefully

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animals

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